Who would win in a fight

Who would win in a fight

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    abraham lincoln vampire hunter, obviously

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dammit I was going to ask if Abe got his silver axe

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    abraham had 1500 ng/dl test he had the raw power and strength of a kodiak brown bear. lincoln, easily

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lincoln, and judging by how both countries turned out, Lincoln was the better leader.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lincoln's reputation will forever be tarnished for not having been able to accomplish all that he wanted, namely repatriating the blacks back to Africa.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        not because he couldn't, but because a southerner shot him in the fricking head. His reputation is solidly intact, unlike his skull.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          In the arc of history he will be remembered as a Sulla-like figure who ultimately sacrificed the spirit of the republic.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mandela is a terrorist that killed thousands of innocent people, would torture people to death with rubber tires filled with gasoline and mobs to beat them to death and terror bombed everyone and everything for his communist masters. lincoln was a puppet.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mandela. Blacks basically have moron strength when they go full ape mode.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lincoln:6’4
    >mandela:6’1
    Lincoln easy

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lincoln was a strong and hardy guy who did quite well as a wrestler. My money is on Big Abe.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lincoln doesn't have a chance against Mandela's ultimate move, Da Mandela Effecto

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      H-he's fast!

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering it’s either Lincoln fighting the air or Mandela fighting some bones it depends on when the fight is set. Predictable outcomes.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lincoln is in the wrestling hall of fame

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was a tall lanklet who really did split rails. Its easy to imagine him being wiry and strong

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to Spielberg? How does the same guy that made Jaws and Raiders of the Lost Ark turn into the dullest director in Hollywood with movies like Lincoln and Bridge of Spies?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neither because they're both dead

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick did the versus genre have to die?
    Why can't we have nice things?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >EEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mandela was no joke but Lincoln was an absolute monster. Lincoln wins the fight easily.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually still don't know what Mandela did good. I only heard people saying he was in jail, got out and got elected in a shit African country. Sounds like CIA puppet or something

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like he represented the best way things could go post-apartheid before his successors like Zuma fricked things up entirely by going all in on the socialism kool aid that Mandela avoided during his tenure

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He did nothing good, he was a israeli-backed terrorist who had sympathetic people in Western media

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. Don't you remember the scene where Mandela gets punched right in the braces? Pure kino.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lincoln had insane reach and height

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lincoln was strong as shit from chopping wood until his early 20's. Nelson Mandella spent his youth putting people inside tires and throwing gasoline on them to set them on fire.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nelson Mandella spent his youth putting people inside tires and throwing gasoline on them to set them on fire.
      Is this one of those things where there are whispers and claims he did this shit but we have no concrete proof?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's weight to it.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MANDELA OF STEEL
    >LINCOLN V MANDELA: DAWN OF KINO

    What are the other films in this series

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      League of Nations

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    uncle teddy would skullfrick and curbstomp both of them

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When was the last time the US had a president that wasn't a pussy?
    I believe Nixon was the last POTUS to actually see combat as a navy man, all the rest are soft and metropolitan.
    I guess Bill had some masculine energy, and Obama was in decent shape I guess but when was the last time the US had a pres you would personally follow into battle?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      HW Bush was a bomber pilot

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he makes lincoln look like a mopey incel going through his emo phase

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lincoln fought for white supremacy
    >Mandela fought for black supremacy
    It looks like Mandela won

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lincoln fought for White Supremecy by freeing the black slaves

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't want slavery but he didn't want equality for blacks. This is from his presidential debates:

        >I will say then that I am not, nor ever have been, in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races, [applause]—that I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of Black folks, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will forever forbid the two races living together on terms of social and political equality. And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must be the position of superior and inferior, and I as much as any other man am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race.
        >I say upon this occasion I do not perceive that because the white man is to have the superior position the Black should be denied every thing. I do not understand that because I do not want a Black woman for a slave I must necessarily want her for a wife. [Cheers and laughter.] My understanding is that I can just let her alone. I am now in my fiftieth year, and I certainly never have had a black woman for either a slave or a wife. So it seems to me quite possible for us to get along without making either slaves or wives of Black folks.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lincoln, he was a renowned wrestler.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lincoln was 6'4" and ripped with frontier muscle. He was known for hauling kegs without issue and beating up local ruffians. Mandela was some communist terrorist who could only go after the weak. Pretty obvious Lincoln would tear him to shreds

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lincoln would snap suplex Mandela so hard people would think he was dead despite him being alive for many many years

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