Who would win in a fight?

Who would win in a fight?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aspect Ratio

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you Black person pick a side don't worry about my goddamnn PNG I whipped up in less than a minute

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol this, poor Worf doesn't stand a chance with that brain damage.
      Transporter malfunction?
      Probably...

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of fight?
    Dargo's sword turns into a gun, is that fair?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Defeated by a barrel

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't call it the Luxan Effect.

    D'Argo blew up a Gammek Base, robbed a shadow depository, & blew up a command carrier. His Qualta Blade can function as a ranged weapon & he loves shooting things

    This man once fricked so hard he almost killed a Leviathan, his ONLY weakness is monochrome pussy, so unless Worf has some grey spraypaint it's a easy fricking fight for the luxan General

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't he get cucked by his own son, though?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        These hoes ain't loyal

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Monochrome pussy is a hell of a drug

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's true. For me, it goes sikozu > Natira > Chiana > Zhaan > Aeryn > Grayza > PK Tech Girl >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jool

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            For me its;
            Sikozu>Aeryn=PK Tech Girl>Zhaan>a plethora of random hot chicks in one off episodes>Pip>Jool. Grayza is too weird for me. I don't need a woman with roofie titty sweat. Pip is flat & I just don't like flat women so she ranks low, I love her character though

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I love flat women, they usually have TOP tier nips. I get it though. And I know Natira should terrify me, but that actress plays her so dangerous and seductive I can't help but find her sexy...and terrifying.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look, man I get it. Natira is one scary spider b***h... but I'd suck on her stinger if ya know what I mean

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but I'd suck on her stinger if ya know what I mean
                I'm not really gettin' it, brother.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Scorpy has sex with her. During said sex she raises up a stinger appendage on her head. Scorpius then leans forward & sucks venom from the tip of it & they both orgasm. It's just supposed to be weird ugly alien kink sex.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just frickin' around, anon, I got it. That scene is great though. They're joking each other and going at it.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >d'argo
    >dead
    >worf
    >not dead

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not even a question. Based Big Guy would wreck Worf.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the real answer
    >TNG Worf Loses by default to everyone
    >DS9 Worf Wins against anyone except his hotwife

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Om convinced Aeryn and Zhaan would beat Worf as well. Especially Zhaan.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TNG Worf Loses by default

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    both would have both physical strength and an aggressive "warrior" mentality, but it seems to me like worf is much more practiced in martial arts. if its hand to hand then id say worf

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How many combat drops?
      >38
      >...simulated
      How many wars has Worf actually fought in? As in boots on the ground.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        dominion war, klingon civil war, and about a million other combat situations, plus he practices constantly, which is the main thing i think.

        d'argo was locked in prison then spent years on the run and was never shown to have much i the way of resources to practice martial arts, while worf could spend all of his free time on the holodeck simulating real enemies

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Worf is such a great character.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          My ST is rustier than my Farscape, but I just don't see Worf being able to take on D'Argo, especially in hand to hand and especially with Luxan rage in play. Just an opinion of course, but to me, he'd tear Worf apart. I love Worf by the way.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Worf is basically the best named melee fighter in ST (pre-ENT, ENT sucks and so does the new stuff) to the point where the only fight I remember him losing is while he's in prison, injured, and after he's taken down multiple genetically engineered soldiers beforehand.
            However, Star Trek is fairly grounded and he's not really portrayed as being anything more than a really skilled fighter in a universe where melee isn't that important.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >However, Star Trek is fairly grounded and he's not really portrayed as being anything more than a really skilled fighter in a universe where melee isn't that important.
              That's what I was thinking. Farscape deals with beings that are a lot stronger, like Luxans and Scarrans. ST is a lot more grounded in its threats I suppose. I'd rather see a buddy cop team up than a fight anyhow.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          D'Argo was in fights pretty much every week being on board Moya & usually against weird shit. He held off a frickton of skarans in a last stand. Dude can fight. Also see

          They don't call it the Luxan Effect.

          D'Argo blew up a Gammek Base, robbed a shadow depository, & blew up a command carrier. His Qualta Blade can function as a ranged weapon & he loves shooting things

          This man once fricked so hard he almost killed a Leviathan, his ONLY weakness is monochrome pussy, so unless Worf has some grey spraypaint it's a easy fricking fight for the luxan General

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dargo one shots with da tongue

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That man...is an imposter
      I love that scene where he clocks them undercover immediately.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    a fight i would like to see is worf and teal'c

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        bump

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      D'Argo, Worf, Teal'c, Ronin, no holds barred, no weapons. Afterwards they get a beer together

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dick

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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