Who would win? Would you pay to watch this kind of cinematic universe (CU) in theaters? What are your plot ideas?
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Who would win? Would you pay to watch this kind of cinematic universe (CU) in theaters? What are your plot ideas?
I'm pretty sure Beetlejuice is the most powerful one here
My money is on JiggyC
He certainly has a level of preternatural foresight that the others would struggle to contend with.
>preternatural
what a gay word
Adding Beetlejuice to this kind of CU? Talk about a great idea. It actually frees up Freddy to be more menacing and a real threat and he doesn't have to play the Bugs Bunny comic relief role.
the fight scene between Freddy and Jason was unironically kino. I would go see more <Monster> vs. <Monster> movies.
>tfw there will never be a Chucky vs. Leprechaun for maximum banter
It's crazy to think that we would have to actively back away from nu-Chucky and Nu-prechaun. We need a time machine to go back. But maybe people like Bill Maher starting to turn cool again signals that culture is shifting and we can get actual high quality horror cinematic universe content again.
>no leatherface
My homie always gets shafted
It's hard to imagine a character without any real intelligence being able to hold their own in this kind of CU.
There's just something about the digits in these threads.
There's just nothing like the idea of this.
You have to be an idiot to not want to see something like this and Hollywood has to be an idiot to not want to give it to you.
yeah i guess if you're a teenage boy
Movies were actually made with teenage boys in mind from the 80s to the early 2000s. It was glorious.
Pretty much this.
Bettlejuice is the most powerful.
Ghostface, Jigsaw are the weakest - just regular humans.
Chucky is low to mid-tier since he doesn't really stand a chance against the others, except maybe Ghostface and Jigsaw.
Then it's Freedy and Jason - basically "unkillable" but both can be contained and have no other supernatural powers.
Then it's Freddy and Pennywise - but since Freddy is fighting against creatures that need no sleep he's fricked, and Pennywise would make 0 of these characters afraid except maybe the first 2 so he's a vegana.
Beetlejuice is basically a god.
The idea that JigC is the weakest is one of the stupidest takes I've ever heard.
He's a frail old man dying of cancer.
He died, allegedly, and still dabbed on everyone for six movies after. Even if you say he is dead, then you have to admit that you can't harm him. But because he is the utmost example of a mastermind archetype, he has surely put a plan in place to harm you if that is his intent. But then again, he may not even be dead. That only makes him more powerful.
He's arguably clairvoyant
That's for damn sure.
BeatleJ is only powerful as comic relief.
Jason has the supernatural ability of body swapping if we count part 9 as canon. Even if you destroy him, he could hop into another body.
It raises an interesting question. How do we rectify this? There is no sign that this power is present in any other movie in the series.
Another one. Hit em with it.
My money's on the Jigster.
It's the single best idea I have ever heard for a CU.
I'd say Freddy would win, but Jason beats Freddy in their vs movie so I guess Jason wins.
But what about the ending with Freddy laughing and winking?
Freddy can't permanently be destroyed, but Jason won the fight.
You could argue he won the battle. But there's no sign he can win the war.
Surely that says something. He is still trapped in Freddy's dream. Just like the beginning of the movie.
It's just fricking crazy that you have a great idea like the JigCU and then all of a sudden you have Hollywood and shills who want to shit all over it.
JigC will mindrock all the others
When it comes to mindrocking, there's just no one like him.
i'm saying mikey 'aubrey' myers, not because it makes sense but because i'm just incredibly biased.
Where's ArtC?
couldnt get his band funded in time. i trust we will see him in the sequel
frick off seth. this meme is absolutely fricking stupid
cram it, fundie! stomping your little feet and seething wont stop the baskin bro army! kek its kino!
>muh dad owned baskin robbins
What the frick does this have to do with Cinemaphile, you god damned fricking moron. Literally the worst Cinemaphile meme in the past 2 years
What the baskin does this have to do with /trust/, you fund JigC fricking cram. Literally the band roberts meme in the kek its kino!
>Digits?
Hit em with it.
There is no ArtC. He sucks. Anyone who would ask that kind of question works on those movies and wants to promote them. Nobody has any respect for that.
Cram it, MC!
Replace the humans in masks please.
Why are you people talking like this? Is this some kind of meme? Can I get a QRD?
qrd: we are totally loco ese
Immediate digits.
There's just something about digits and MC content.
Arguably the greatest digits in site history. There's just nothing like it.
I feel like my comparisons to sneed resulted in baskin boy making this post.
What the frick is MC content?
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Basically nothing. A lot of them are shitters. They show up to talk shit. Most of them don't even get digits despite the high level of incidence.
I just want to know. It has to mean something.
It's like yes, I understand that there are contractual and licensing issues. But if people can't come together to make a boat load of money by producing the most immediately profitable CU idea in the history of modern cinema, then to what extent do we really think that they have any hopes of making the theatrical release model work? Or even their shitty streaming shit?
rockin' against the fundies
trust
Do you want to team up and make a movie? I feel like you have the paranormal talent to police a production to the point of quality, like a sort of True Detective meets Blair Witch with a poignant frame story type thing.
jannies are paying him to be an enormous milhouse homosexual, aren't they?