>Bruce is rich and can afford me a lifestyle as a basement dweller for the rest of my life. But he'll force me to work out and always be absent.
>Clark gives me superpowers by default and is a supportive dad and gives me a comfy farm house life in Smallville. I can make diamonds with a small nugget of coal.
Thats said Bruce would probably be an abusive overly rigid parent. But it will instill discipline in you which is more likely to make you a success later on in life even if it makes you feel like shit.
On the other hand, Bruce is always in good shape, his hair is perfect, he can throw a speech at a company meeting, and I'd imagine hed be hyper autistic about other things the same way he is about fighting crime.
It's either >Being a literal billionaire and MAYBE get the chance to live it up like one every now and then if Bruce ever takes his eye off you, while still being an absentee parent
or >Having literal super-powers, living in a small but comfy farm in Smallville and having a supportive dad that'll always be there for you and tries to guide you in the right path as best he can while teaching you good values. Along with some possible once-removed kissing cousins scenarios with Kara, depending on when this takes place.
>Superpowers if we're talking about biological and not adopted dads >Kents are probably top tier grandparents >Don't have to live the the shithole that is Gotham >Might be far enough removed from Supergirl to have a chance
Clark all the way. The only downside is he'll hear it every time I try to fap, which would be still awkward even though he probably wouldn't say anything.
I'd still go with Clark, but that downside is more severe still. Imagine him hearing you if you actually manage to get anywhere with Supergirl. Even if you're still far enough removed, she's still his direct cousin.
Clark LOL, i don't care about having a mega mansion, just a nice cabin innawoods and smashing some coal to get diamonds to ocassionally trade for supplies is enough for me.
Bruce obviously. He's filthy rich and a playboy. I gotta inherit some from him.
I don't understand why so many people choose Clark. He's just a random farm boy turned reporter. The hell is this superpower shit. It's not like he's Superman.
Other than directly Batman related stuff I don't remember Bruce being a father figure. I'm not sure if there are comics that show otherwise, but I remember a few where Dick basically says that Alfred did all the actual parenting, and that Bruce doesn't even know how to take care of himself.
What kind of colossal homosexual would ever say Bruce?
The seething supergays appears
Get better material.
Seeing as how it struck a nerve, I don't need to
Pointing out how moronic your take is is not the same thing as "seething"
It's stating the bloody obvious.
Have fun with your low tier thread.
Seething bong
>Bruce is rich and can afford me a lifestyle as a basement dweller for the rest of my life. But he'll force me to work out and always be absent.
>Clark gives me superpowers by default and is a supportive dad and gives me a comfy farm house life in Smallville. I can make diamonds with a small nugget of coal.
Meh... I dont need a father figure.
Thats said Bruce would probably be an abusive overly rigid parent. But it will instill discipline in you which is more likely to make you a success later on in life even if it makes you feel like shit.
>Alfred never tells me why dad sleeps at day and is usually absent at night even though he never goes to work. Alfred is the father figure.
On the other hand, Bruce is always in good shape, his hair is perfect, he can throw a speech at a company meeting, and I'd imagine hed be hyper autistic about other things the same way he is about fighting crime.
biological or adopted because having Superman as a dad while having no power would actually be awful,
Definitely not the guy who goes out at night dressed in latex to let bipolar women also in latex beat him up.
How many of Clark's children died?
It's either
>Being a literal billionaire and MAYBE get the chance to live it up like one every now and then if Bruce ever takes his eye off you, while still being an absentee parent
or
>Having literal super-powers, living in a small but comfy farm in Smallville and having a supportive dad that'll always be there for you and tries to guide you in the right path as best he can while teaching you good values.
Along with some possible once-removed kissing cousins scenarios with Kara, depending on when this takes place.
More like kissing scenarios with aunt Karen
Bruce's son is straight, Clark's son is gay. I think I'll choose Bruce
not only clark's son is gay
clark's son have bad taste
I don't wanna die by crowbar
It's derivative
Why doesn't Clark ever talk about his daughter?
I don't want to get kidnapped by people in gotham looking to make money, I don't want to live in Gotham
If a villain finds out bruce is batman, I'm the one that gets put in harms way and most likely killed to get to Batman
Answer is Clark
>Superpowers if we're talking about biological and not adopted dads
>Kents are probably top tier grandparents
>Don't have to live the the shithole that is Gotham
>Might be far enough removed from Supergirl to have a chance
Clark all the way. The only downside is he'll hear it every time I try to fap, which would be still awkward even though he probably wouldn't say anything.
I'd still go with Clark, but that downside is more severe still. Imagine him hearing you if you actually manage to get anywhere with Supergirl. Even if you're still far enough removed, she's still his direct cousin.
Clark duh
I’m not gay so by default Bruce. Also, money.
Clark LOL, i don't care about having a mega mansion, just a nice cabin innawoods and smashing some coal to get diamonds to ocassionally trade for supplies is enough for me.
Bruce obviously. He's filthy rich and a playboy. I gotta inherit some from him.
I don't understand why so many people choose Clark. He's just a random farm boy turned reporter. The hell is this superpower shit. It's not like he's Superman.
I'd rather have rape as my dad
Other than directly Batman related stuff I don't remember Bruce being a father figure. I'm not sure if there are comics that show otherwise, but I remember a few where Dick basically says that Alfred did all the actual parenting, and that Bruce doesn't even know how to take care of himself.
If Clark is my father, that means I have Kryptonian powers. Seems like a no brainer.