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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >effected
    Good morning sir

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >efl based morono, whilst ignoring the profile pic of the moron esl, proceeds to materialize his obsession over people living on the indian subcontinent...
      unhinged least deranged cleveland, ohio resident...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        got you riled up good rajesh

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you bit off more than you can chew with that sentence.. stick to simpler concepts

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      SIR

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sees a fantasy movie
      >starts talking about the transitive property
      Bugman moment

      >uh acktually guise
      fricking homosexual

      >NOOO DON'T CRITICIZE BAD WRITING IT'S LE TOLKEEN WE TALKIN ABOUT!!1

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's good writing.
        Now that George Martin guy is a bad writer.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      bloody benchod basterd sir

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        send bobs and vagen please sir madam

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sees a fantasy movie
    >starts talking about the transitive property
    Bugman moment

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like rhe troony property

      >uh acktually guise
      fricking homosexual

      Agreed. Frick this neohomo

      I think its pretty much this. Remember how Galadriel got all worked up when Frodo decided to hand that ring over to her? The ring affects people indirectly, like, I dont know, a uranium stone.
      Besides, by that logic, Frodo wasn't technically carrying the ring. The chain was the ring's most direct carrier so there should be a problem.
      Sam, and I think it is being mentioned somewhere in the books, is too kind hearted in order to be affected as much as Frodo so this is why he had no trouble carrying Frodo, but I dont think he could have lasted as long as Frodo did as a direct ring bearer because he was always homesick and there was enough fear in him. Frodo was a bit more aloof with his past and was already familiar with the ring before that journey, therefore he was the perfect candidate.

      Feels like this is reading too much into it. But then again I haven't seen the movies all the way through

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you can't apply film-logic to the film it appears in
      moron moment

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can apply it but you can’t make it up

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they ride the mice into Mordor?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tolkiensissies.....our response?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's about the will of men, and the ingenuety of the Hobbits, not like Frodo became evil 1 minute after touching the ring.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        gollum and his gay boy fried killed each other in an instant over it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          they were evil inside already, these 2 never left his hometown and were guillible as kids

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up and answer the question

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uh acktually guise
    fricking homosexual

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, just had eye surgery. I think that picture says:
    >I have no soul because I am israeli
    Did I get it right?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got it in one go Anon, good job

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ask for a refund on your surgery

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or, Sam has more willpower than Frodo.

      Correct, my good sir.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >my good sir
        thsi place really is reddit

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ring only works on viable wearers of the ring. A mouse could never wear the ring anyway, so it has no effect. If Frodo had carried a mouse with the ring taped to it, the ring still would have targeted Frodo.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think its pretty much this. Remember how Galadriel got all worked up when Frodo decided to hand that ring over to her? The ring affects people indirectly, like, I dont know, a uranium stone.
      Besides, by that logic, Frodo wasn't technically carrying the ring. The chain was the ring's most direct carrier so there should be a problem.
      Sam, and I think it is being mentioned somewhere in the books, is too kind hearted in order to be affected as much as Frodo so this is why he had no trouble carrying Frodo, but I dont think he could have lasted as long as Frodo did as a direct ring bearer because he was always homesick and there was enough fear in him. Frodo was a bit more aloof with his past and was already familiar with the ring before that journey, therefore he was the perfect candidate.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the ring didn't know how to handle Sam, it tried to ruin him by offering to make him the worlds gardener.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think the ring's dark power would have scared him to the point of breaking, and in order to save himself, Sam would have tossed the ring over a random cliff and ran his ass all the way back to hobbiton and never talk about it ever again. I feel the ring somehow knew that outcome, and it was aware that if it ended up tossed and forgotten under a rock or in the bottom of a river in buttfricking nowhere, it was back to zero again. From what I remember, it took years for the ring to emerge and end up into smeagol's hands. It didn't have the luxury to go through this process again. Frodo could handle the ring because he had the right mix of being pure hearted and malevolent as bilbo.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It didn't have the luxury to go through this process again
            Why not? Sauron didn't need it to win whatsoever, he just needed it to not be destroyed. Becoming truly lost again would have been the second best option behind reclaiming it and returning it to Sauron.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        there was also an 11 month gap in time between "keep it secret, keep it safe" and "FRODO DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT FRICKING RING!?" he said calmly.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know, I have read the books. Gandalf wasnt away for a small amount of time as peter jackson's editing implies, but it was for a very long time. Frodo was slowly becoming more isolated from his fellow hobbits and more queer, but he was also staying young because the ring had its eye on him.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought it was 17 years, weird

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was in the books

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >perfect candidate.
        I guess that's way they harp on about his and Bilbo's genetic lineage (and that of the other characters), as it gives clues to how the ring uses them but then also fails to use them.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its living thing. Not object. More ou interact with it. Directly or indirectly. More it affects you.
        And it did affect Sam quite bit. For some reason it was left out of end of movie.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sam cared more about Frodo then he did the ring and at the same time the few hours at most it was directly in his possession were enough that he almost refused to give it back to Frodo.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frodo wasn't wearing the ring then, he was bearing it. Also Frodo was exhausted from bearing it for a million mile trek, Sam only had to bear it indirectly for like 10 minutes up the volcano or "mountain (of doom)"(Tolkien=hack).

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what if you cut off an orphans limbs and had him wear the ring? If he needs a hand to "wear" it, just pin his arm to his chest. The bodyweight of a child without limbs is less cumbersome than a rucksack, you can just strap the little moron to your back and gag him if he won't shut up.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lose mouse in the heat of battle
    >now what?
    And this is why Andrew Nadeau will never be a writer.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That makes no sense.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people act like the ring has defined properties and works like a toaster? It is an aspect of Sauron working his soul into the material world as an defiant act of creation in the divine sense to increase he control over those in the world free of his domination.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Autism. The Ring is a slightly abstract concept so the increasingly autistic population of our society basically can't comprehend it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      D&D brain rot where magic has to be exact science with every aspect strictly defined in exact terms

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The rings first and only real purpose is to chain Sauron's spirit to Arda so he dosen't get transported to the eternal realm after "dying" as that would mean being put in a cage again.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No sir, because Sauron never intended to ever be without the Ring when he made it sir. The purpose of the Ring was Domination, something which sir, required Sauron to invest himself into it. The Ring does not in fact make him invincible: he forever lost his fair form when Numenor was destroyed, and Gollum saw he had a finger missing when being interrogated about the Ring.

        His master was far stronger, and yet through the ages of exhausting his powers and acquiring injuries, was greatly disfigured and weakened permanently by the time of Beleriand's destruction, Sir. An Elf-Lord, even one that had seen the light of the Two Trees, would not have been able to give him a limp as was the case, but for Melkor's fading.

        Given enough time, Sauron would also fade as his Nazgul did. The Ring would endure longer, as all the Great Rings were designed to, and it would be Sauron more than Sauron himself could sustain. Having seen what became of his master, the greatest of all Valar, Sauron would never have held any expectation of guaranteeing his own permanence even with the Ring. He simply wanted to rule over the ruin he saw as inevitable, for as long as it lasted, and this made the sacrifice required to create the Ring worth it for him.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zoomies are so absent from loyal friends that the idea of having a friend who will put his friendship over a selfish personal gain is an insane foreign concept to them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"I-It's not gay to have a friend like that. It's the ultimate kind of love. NO IT IS NOT GAY! YOU JUST DON'T HAVE REAL FRIENDS!"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ywn give sloppy smooches to your bros after a jib well done
        sad!

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sam had the ring for a bit and was tempted by it, but proved stronger/more humble than Frodo and gave the ring back after saving his master from Orcs. I assume he would have been affected by carrying Frodo up Mt.Doom later but still resisted the temptation to be Samwise Gamgee, Lord of Gardening.

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    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stronger/more humble than Frodo
      People really keep underselling how long Frodo held onto the damn thing and how well he otherwise did to resist corruption, not only in general, but the closer he got to the Ring's master.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The temptation increases with presence to the ring. It changed Smeagol’s entire being including his lifespan. He was a distant kin to hobbits and possibly therefore less subject to its power - otherwise it would aim to return to Sauron. Gollum's greed for the ring itself is his strongest desire. Gandalf also holds the ring, it’s not like nobody else can touch it. The problem is the longer you’re near it the more you think of reasons to use the power. Frodo also suffers from this.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The logic is that the ring couldn't understand Sam because all it really knew was power. It promised him a world of endless perfect gardens but that's not what his want was about at all and in many ways Sam didn't rejected power.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A carrier pigeon escorted by one of these things would be better.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      intercepted by nazgul in 10 seconds

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So? We see the Eagles utterly destroy the Nazgul and their flying beasts in RotK. The Nazgul couldn't do shit.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought Sams will was very strong. He even used the ring and gave it back to Frodo. Even having thr opportunity for the ring and resisting is considered having great will. Like Gandalf and Galadrial.
    Also, frick that israelite on twitter.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dids it boss!! i postered a twitter skreenkap!!

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yea thats my reaction too. woah.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    but then the mouse would wear the ring as a belt and crawl up your dickhole and kill you

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just get Larry Bird to free throw the ring into the volcano?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Larry the Bird? Larry the Fool!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there are is one Magic Johnson in this world, Larry the Bird, and he is not to be taken lightly

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look another moron who never read the books.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    But he was affected by the ring. He didn't carry Frodo to avoid being tempted by the ring, he carried Frodo because Frodo was being a b***h and Sam didn't want to deal with his bullshit about who should carry the ring.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're supposed to pretend you're moronic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should have caved his face in with a rock and done the deed himself. That's what backstabbers and traitors deserve

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he carried Frodo because Frodo was being a b***h
      Frodo is doing 24/7 wis and cha checks against the ring, he's bound to be a bit drained from the mental onslaught.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >As Sam stood there, even though the Ring was not on him but hanging by its chain about his neck, he felt himself enlarged, as if he were robed in a huge distorted shadow of himself, a vast and ominous threat halted upon the walls of Mordor. He felt that he had from now on only two choices: to forbear the Ring, though it would torment him; or to claim it, and challenge the Power that sat in its dark hold beyond the valley of shadows. Already the Ring tempted him, gnawing at his will and reason. Wild fantasies arose in his mind; and he saw Samwise the Strong, Hero of the Age, striding with a flaming sword across the darkened land, and armies flocking to his call as he marched to the overthrow of Barad-dûr. And then all the clouds rolled away, and the white sun shone, and at his command the vale of Gorgoroth became a garden of flowers and trees and brought forth fruit. He had only to put on the Ring and claim it for his own, and all this could be.

    >In that hour of trial it was the love of his master that helped most to hold him firm; but also deep down in him lived still unconquered his plain hobbit-sense: he knew in the core of his heart that he was not large enough to bear such a burden, even if such visions were not a mere cheat to betray him. The one small garden of a free gardener was all his need and due, not a garden swollen to a realm; his own hands to use, not the hands of others to command.

    You discount the hearts of the strong to appeal to the sense of superiority of the weak.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't Sam actually fairly strong, in this example?

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would absolutely have taken longer than 20 minutes to travel to Mordor

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didnt they just get like 10 guys and rotate who wore the ring every few minutes or hours

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They would all kill each other for the ring before they got halfway

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure the notoriously easy to lose, mind of it's own, evil incarnate ring would have been perfectly safe taped to a mouse

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boromir gets tempted by the ring just by looking at it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't even have to look at it. Just being near it and knowing where it is drove him insane.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What if Frodo put it in his rectum like methheads do? How would Boromir react then?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He would have pinned that little man-boy down and dug it out of his ass like any other methhead would when they found out about that little treasure trove.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Touching another male's butthole is gay though. Would Boromir be known as the owner of the Ring or as a gay butthole searcher?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              He is canonically uninterested in taking a wife, and just wanted to run around with the boys having adventures and scrapping with orcs. Denethor was never going to live to see grandkids, my guy.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Faramir was straight though. Second rate grandchildren, true, but still

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but he was too focused on getting his dad to not treat him like an unwanted step-child. He would never have settled down for it while Denethor was still around to resent him.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't Gandalf just put the ring inside a mouse and then use a spell to make some marathoner forget about it existing and task him with throwing the mouse into the volcano?

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would love to be an adventurer in Middle Earth. I would go visit the Elves and get a magical scimitar then I'd go around slaying goblins with my companions. I like how grounded the world is, the only magic wizards are primordial spirits that were created to serve the gods.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Ring does tempt Samwise though, when he gets it the Ring shows him the possibility of turning all Middle Earth into his personal garden. Sam rejects this vision.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >redditors cant see the deeper meaning
    it really is quite sad

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if you put the ring to a corpse?

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We live in such a clown world that the people who LIKE lord of the rings look like the actual normal chads and the people who DISLIKE it sound like the virgin nerds

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the ring does understand transitive properties
    but the council of rivendell also understands the ring understands the ring understands transitive properties

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drop mouse
    >it runs away
    >ring disappears for another thousand years

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      1000 years later: Middle Earth Skaven.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its amazing some of you can still post before I bash your fricking heads in

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well done, you now have an invisible mouse

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't matter if you stick a billion mice on a stick and carry the ring to Mordor that what, it is impossible for the ring to be willingly destroyed at the crack of doom by anyone, if Sam attempted to do it he would have fallen victim as well

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it only takes 20 minutes to walk into Mordor and into the volcano with zero conflict
    Thanks Andrew

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    uhhh Boromir?
    hello israelite Black person did you watch the movies????

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a big assumption. We've already seen that Sam gave up the ring willingly to Frodo once already. Did the thought that Sam is just *that* good a friend so as to find the strength to help Frodo again NOT pass this guy's mind?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >frodo asks for the ring back
      >they specifically show Sam pull it away from him because he's tempted to keep it
      >morons still just think Sam was never tempted

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >put the ring in a sealed envelope
    >form a conga line from the shire to Sammath Naur
    >have them pass the envelope to one another until the last one throws it into the cracks of Doom
    easy peasy

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >put the ring on your wiener
    >the nazgul cant get to it without becoming gay
    >part of sauron's soul is literally wrapped around your wiener like a gay
    checkmate, gayzguls and gayron

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the ring would have taken control of the mouse

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sam has already given the ring back to Frodo by this point

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Mouse would have gotten corrupted and overwhelmed them with the ring's power.

    Same reason "muh eagles" shit is dumb too; if you gave the ring to an eagle it would've just fricking gotten corrupted and fricked off with the ring.

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    But the ring influences whatever it touches, so the mouse would feel compelled to escape whatever it was kept in. Plus it would be seen as cruel to subject an innocent creature to that as it can't willingly consent to the ordeal. that was important. That was why Frodo was so important, he was innocent and the Ring took forever to corrupt him and he willingly chose to be the ringbearer. Mouse can't do that. It'd mutate over time like Gollum did and all of Middle Earth would be afflicted with a plague of "Horrorats" or some shit, which probably carry the plague. It would be like those Plague Tale games.

    On top of all that, there's nothing to suggest middle earth had invented duct tape.

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Frodo just swallow the ring and throw himself into the volcano?

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ring on dick theory still remains the best option.

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    REMINDER: If it's not written in the books (LotR and The Hobbit), it's not canon.

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood why the ring was so important. It makes you invisible, so what. It doesn't let you shoot lazers out of your eyes or punch a continent in half. It seems weak as hell. I'll fricking admit it after 20 years, i don't understand the point of it all. I don't get why everyone was keen on it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you were enough of a badass to take command of it, you could enthrall men to your banner and rise up with supernatural force as the next great warlord that could even overthrow Sauron himself. The Hobbits didn't have what it takes for all that, but the invisible thing was just that the ring pulls you into the realm of the spiritual. As basic little mortals without a strong presence in both the spiritual and physical worlds, they just vanish from mundane sight.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It enhances the powers that are beneficial for you specifically. This is to entice you to wanna hold onto it so it can corrupt you.
      It made Frodo invisible because he was a little b***h boi who needed to hide, so the ring offered him invisibility.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It makes you invisible, so what
      Even if you just watched the movies Fellowship starts with a very visible Sauron wearing the ring you mouthbreather.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's invisible but then he wears a suit of armour everyone can see, completely bullshit. My immersion was ruined, i walked out of the theatre

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i walked out of the theatre
          Good for you. No different than capeshit really

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain how Gandalf was able to hold the ring via fire tongs through an envelope and then explain why Gandalf couldn't just tie the ring to a durable pouch and drag the ring himself?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gandalf was fricking terrified of the ring because he knew how fricked the world would be if it got its hooks in him.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a job for a pleb not a nobleman like himself

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry about it 🙂

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're right anon, that would've made for a much better story

      NOT!!!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tolkien spent all that time and energy toward inventing multiple languages and drawing detailed maps and thousands of years worth of lore but couldn't be bothered to proofread for plot holes to make for a plausible situation where otherwise fully rational adults, especially when all the delegates were at council discussing plans on what to do with the ring, and wouldn't make those character brainstorm all known properties and schematics of the magical, not only to understand what they're dealing with, but also to come up with ideas on how to transport it. Something so simple shouldn't be overlooked, especially considering with how rich and full all other aspects of his literary prowess is, still couldn't be bothered to check for plotholes. I mean come on, if you're going through the trouble of inventing multiple languages, why not pour some of that creative energy toward sealing plot holes?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're right anon, that would've made for SUCH a great story instead of what we got!

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks for agreeing with me and NOT being a cumguzzling troony-pronoun-acknowledging homosexual!

            Wait.

            Not yet.

            Almost.

            NOW you have my permission to respond with your cope!

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I accept your concession, any reply you post after this is pure cope

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    All that clever logic and the biden voter morons still couldn't see the vaccines for what they were.

    Any leftist morons here care to explain yourselves? Your kids are going to get sick because of you, you know that right?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not my problem. Imminent universal healthcare will take care of it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I ever find you in the street your fricked. I'll beat you ass senseless.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Say that to my face not online see what happens

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A catapult?

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ring did tempt him.
    Sam told it to frick off because he didn't care for what it offered

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ring would tempt anyone, but it wasn't made for people as literally dumb as Sam. Delving into his soul it came up with the best thing to tempt him with, and showed him a vision of a..big garden. "It could all be yours, with lots of little helpers to toil away at your command! J-just think of how big your..taters..will be!"
      And even Sam could only shake his head at how stupid that was.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sam wasn't stupid, he was just, from the ring's perspective, completely alien.
        We know from Tolkien's notes that it would have cracked him eventually, but initially it was going through the checklist of temptation and slamming into a brick wall

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tolkien's notes
          non-canon

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he sounds israeli

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    should i watch lord of the rings? i've never seen it. failed a book report on the hobbit back in middle school, shit was so gay

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like you wouldn't get it. Pass on that, homie.

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ring will literally work on people who have never touched it at all. That's the reason Frodo left the fellowship in the first place. The main reasons it targetted Frodo over Sam was because Frodo was more susceptible than sam, and more of a threat. Neither Sam nor Frodo were ideal targets for the ring, but the Ring very much needed to be recovered by Sauron, and absolutely not be destroyed. Imagine you carry a plate of McDonalds chicken nuggets. But for the sake of the world, you must not eat them. Your pal may think to himself "Damn, those are some delicious looking nuggies", and be tempted. But in the end, you're the one who has them right next to you, in your possession, at all times. Your the one who has the path of least resistence towards eating the nuggies.

    This is why the ring affected Frodo, while Sam was barely affected. San was already not a particularly easy to tempt host, nor a particularly useful one, and also he had a path of resistence to get the ring (steal it, or kill frodo)

    Also, this whole thing is bullshit, because Sam didn't carry frodo to avoid carrying the ring, he carried frodo because Frodo literally couldn't walk anymore.

    >Summary:
    Fricking homosexual.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >food comparison
      american moment

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alright, I'll make one for eurogays

        Imagine your tasked with not fricking a guy's ass

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          > not fricking a guys ass
          impossible

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're*

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is a moron
    The ring exercises power on everything around it - specifically people who have worn it
    It takes strong will to resist the ring, or a pure heart that doesn’t give in to temptation
    Sam was “effected” by the ring, but he loved Frodo more than the ring could effect, so he carried him - gruellingly - up a burning mountain slope with bare feet, exhausted, and not knowing if he’d live to get home
    Andrew here clearly doesn’t know his lore or understand good story telling, so he can suck a dick and jerk two more off with his hands, that’ll keep his shit and ignorant opinions off the internet

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muj lotr cope
      just admit JRR tolkien didn't really think his bullshit through and stop emberrasing yourself

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i see you're having trouble typing there fatty

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How small you are

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        bump

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Truly a hot take. But why didn't the eagles just fly the ring to Mt. Doom?

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do chuds get so angry when people criticise a movie about magical elfs and goblinmen. Bizarre

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >magical elfs
      As opposed to normal elves?

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about the mouse's tax policy?

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a plot hole because... IT JUST IS, OKAY?

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m pretty sure they purposely wanted Sauron’s attention so he would be distracted from taking over Middle Earth. If they didn’t wear it the Nazgûl would terrorise Gondor and Rohan

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frodo was barely affected by the ring, it only affected him over time. That was the whole point of him carrying it, he was the mouse

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was probably still affected by it. Sam couldn't carry it for him because Frodo wouldn't let him, not because he lacked the strength. Sam had more strength to resist the thing than anyone. That's the point

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frodo was battling the ring the entire time, the only reason Sam could remain unaffected. A mouse couldn’t do that.
    It doesn’t take a lot of thinking to understand this.

    Could someone have put Frodo on a cart and carried him all the way while he battled the ring’s power?
    Yes. That’s what they tried to do. That’s the fellowship. It turned out the corrupting influence and allure of power was strong enough to corrupt them and leave them infighting, that’s what Frodo realized and why he left. He didn’t even want Sam there.

    Would Frodo have made it on his own? No. Killed by Gollum or turned by the ring without Sam’s friendship.

    I hope this clarifies some things.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re fricking gay

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        More importantly, he's right.

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do we have a fantasy board?

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    they didn't have tape back then moron

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ring is a conscious object, it consciously affects its bearers. Frodo had it around a chain, but it still affected him by being on him 24/7. The same is true if they taped it to a mouse.

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >let’s torture an animal instead of test the strength of of men
    Shit skin moment

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the movie didn't show that Frodo had the ring for like 20 years brainwashing him

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't have tape fricking moron

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the rat scurries away

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frodo had the ring for years and the ring finally managed to get a proper hold on him when it got to mordor. Sam on the other hand had the ring for a few hours and was reluctant to give it back to Frodo
    Sam was not harder to corrupt than Frodo

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ring has a will of its own seeks its master at all times
    >isildur is carrying the ring
    >is waylaid and killed by a group of orcs
    >ring doesn't bother tempting any of the orcs to return it to its master or at least mordor
    >fricks around in a cave for hundreds of years
    cool

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      err, should it jump out of the water?

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Boromir driven mad by standing too close to the ring
    Thanks for playing

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    IF SOMEONE MENTIONS THE FRICKING EAGLES ONE MORE FRICKING TIME IM DELETING THE INTERNET

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look, get mad all you want but it's a very legitimate and blatant plot hole.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        eagles can't cope with nazgulchads

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It take 100 years to the ring to middly affect a hobbit
    >A hobbit haven't been affected by the ring after a 20 minutes walk

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a moron

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    But it did affect Sam because he was allowed to go to the Undying Lands like the other Ring Barers.

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't the replies on the original post enough for you? Or are you that insatiable for discourse?

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it doesn't say anything about what the ring understands though, it just shows a limitation of its power. the ring could understand it fine

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made a thread about whether the ring would tempt feanor and only got 70 replies. How is it that shitty threads like these get so many replies when the discussions are so basic. I mean morons here don't even understand how the ring works. They think there's a magic spring where the ring draws unlimited power instead of thinking of it as an extension of sauron.

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