I hope they continue adding "of the" in every installment.
>Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes >War of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes >Souls of the War of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes >Legends of the Souls of the War of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
tl:dr apparently, if you make a good movie-series, people want to watch it
Long answer: >In an ocean of modern slop, Planet of the Monkino is a hidden gem; >While CGI characters in your average capeshit look like glossy ragdolls, Kino of the Apes shows photorealistic fur and facial expression; >Of the original series, only 1-2 out of 5 movies are good, while Planet of the Kino-Apes kills it at every iteration; >The 3 major sins of modern slop (lazy remake, increasingly bad sequels and wokeism) are never committed by the Kino-Planet of the Apes; >While Disney churns out a new flopbuster every 4 months or so, Monkino of the Planet of the Empire of the Ape-kino are produced after years and years of efforts and planning.
You may be mad now, but this is the reality in which we are living today. Modern movies do not suck simply because they are "modern movies". They suck because they are soulles products that capitalize on nostalgia and modern woke culture. People are tired of that, and that's why they love watching silly monki doing silly monki stuff on screen.
me and it's monkeyno, not slop
apes together strong
Cautiously optimistic. That's the absolute best i can bring these days
me
Love my Monkino, although I know it won't be that good.
I'm excited, very excited
we're getting backtoback monkino
gimme da SLOPPA
They'll be too cowardly to show ape on ape warfare.
this is the best franchise slop currently. i genuinely have enjoyed all of the ones so far.
This shit is still going? I remember when they were glorified AR-15 Magpul ads
I hope they continue adding "of the" in every installment.
>Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
>War of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
>Souls of the War of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
>Legends of the Souls of the War of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
Return to Beneath the Battle for the Conquest of The Planet of the Apes
Conquest is very underrated tbh, the best of the original sequels.
how the frick were these films so popular
why wouldnt they be
people like watching furry things beat non furries up
People love monkeys.
They are the best planet of the apes movies.
I was skeptical but then someone made me watch them and I was surprised
I could never get into the films due to them making the humans act like complete morons just to give the apes a chance to survive
how do they act like morons?
Unironically because they're good. Should a bonobo on horseback dual wielding M249s work? No, but somehow it does.
>Should a bonobo on horseback dual wielding M249s work?
That scene was based as frick. Was the third movie? I dont remember.
I literally feel 0 urge to watch these whatsoever when I see the trailers/movie posters
tl:dr apparently, if you make a good movie-series, people want to watch it
Long answer:
>In an ocean of modern slop, Planet of the Monkino is a hidden gem;
>While CGI characters in your average capeshit look like glossy ragdolls, Kino of the Apes shows photorealistic fur and facial expression;
>Of the original series, only 1-2 out of 5 movies are good, while Planet of the Kino-Apes kills it at every iteration;
>The 3 major sins of modern slop (lazy remake, increasingly bad sequels and wokeism) are never committed by the Kino-Planet of the Apes;
>While Disney churns out a new flopbuster every 4 months or so, Monkino of the Planet of the Empire of the Ape-kino are produced after years and years of efforts and planning.
You may be mad now, but this is the reality in which we are living today. Modern movies do not suck simply because they are "modern movies". They suck because they are soulles products that capitalize on nostalgia and modern woke culture. People are tired of that, and that's why they love watching silly monki doing silly monki stuff on screen.
you are braindead just like those films. they are the definition of slop. the cgi sucks ass, entire thing is green screen, may as well be capeshit.
>no argument with a lot of insults
I warned you you would be mad
cgi is pretty good
Unironically me
I’m hopeful, but hiring a no name doesn’t look good. They know they can pump out anything and make around the same amount because it’s a franchise.
>human bad
>talking apes (less evolved humans) good
I shan’t be watching.
>what a wonderful thread!
more like modern america am i right
Could have been great, but they decided to go with a ho, not a bro.
I heard the rumor they are going to shoot it in Detroit to lower scenography costs
I love some monkino so me