THIS SUMMER... IN THE LANDS BETWEEN...
IDRIS ELBA IS... THE PEEPEE POO POO MAN.
GO AHEAD, CHUCKLES. YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING... WHEN HE KILLS YOU.
*ear shattering fart noises* >He's behind me, isn't he?
Elden Ring is fricking garbage. Dark Souls at least had mature bosses that commanded respect. Elden Shit has bosses that look and sound like cringe morons.
Entire Elden Ring looks like it was written by a Redditor.
Perfect example of the problem with the game, muh waifu homosexualry while she was the one who ruined everything for everybody, and that isn't even her body.
There is a lot of wasted potential in this game. Something is severely missing, making it..."soulless". I finished it two times and explored everything, doing every quest. Most characters were very nice, albeit.
Not to mention that they talk like morons and apologise for everything. Where are the sadistic fricks like Smough and Aldrich or masterminds like Sulyvahn? Literal reddit goyslop.
>what did GRRM actually do on Elden Ring?
Came up with Dung Eater, right up his alley.
Came up with the names for the bosses, all sound the fricking same, exactly like in the House of the Dragon, so people now just call them now guy with axe, guy with many arms, the fish thing, the meteor guy, Malenia - Blade of Miquella, the snake guy, the guy with tail etc.
Good fricking job
The albinaurics and all other references to medieval alchemy, including the Radagon es Maricón reveal are 100% his work. The same is probably true about all the shit that happened ages ago and the game merely aludes to, like the Gloam-Eyed Queen, the Rot being sealed by an ancient hero and the Black Flame.
Ds1-3 and Witcher 3 were better than this garbage. I wonder how long will they shit out the same type of shit. It all started with Dark Souls, then we have Sekiro, Elden Ring. How long can you milk the same fricking format.
THIS SUMMER... IN THE LANDS BETWEEN...
IDRIS ELBA IS... THE PEEPEE POO POO MAN.
GO AHEAD, CHUCKLES. YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING... WHEN HE KILLS YOU.
*ear shattering fart noises*
>He's behind me, isn't he?
Andy Sixx
Denzel Washington
Jonah Hill
Does “Loathsome Dung Eater” sound less silly in Japanese?
Also, what did GRRM actually do on Elden Ring?
It only sound silly before he fists your ass.
>Also, what did GRRM actually do on Elden Ring?
too many dragon fights
Elden Ring is fricking garbage. Dark Souls at least had mature bosses that commanded respect. Elden Shit has bosses that look and sound like cringe morons.
Entire Elden Ring looks like it was written by a Redditor.
it was
cope
Perfect example of the problem with the game, muh waifu homosexualry while she was the one who ruined everything for everybody, and that isn't even her body.
ah yes, cuz DS games didnt have waifus. Only SUPER HARD GRIM SETTING
>AI shit
Black person you're a cancer singularity
go play Diablo 4
Dark souls had waifu (with penis) so it’s based
why is she missing an eye
took a cumshot to the eye
There is a lot of wasted potential in this game. Something is severely missing, making it..."soulless". I finished it two times and explored everything, doing every quest. Most characters were very nice, albeit.
the remembrance bosses were all good, but the roster is dragged down by all the never ending random re-skinned dungeon garbage who get boss bars
Not to mention that they talk like morons and apologise for everything. Where are the sadistic fricks like Smough and Aldrich or masterminds like Sulyvahn? Literal reddit goyslop.
>critically acclaimed and recognized as one of the greatest games of all time is garbage
heh, le epic contrarian has arrived!
It is just shit.
Literally a troony boss. His son is a cheap knockoff of Satan and he wants to make children with another troony.
What the frick.
It's not a troony, it's from alchemy. Rebis.
that sucks you can't enjoy things pal, sorry to hear it!
i'll continue to play it, thanks for the sneething though!
Yeah and a billion morons watch Logan Paul videos. Your little reddit game is shit, cope and seethe nerd.
>one of the greatest games of all time
Dude, it's fricking Dark Souls 2 with bigger budget holy shit.
>what did GRRM actually do on Elden Ring?
Came up with Dung Eater, right up his alley.
Came up with the names for the bosses, all sound the fricking same, exactly like in the House of the Dragon, so people now just call them now guy with axe, guy with many arms, the fish thing, the meteor guy, Malenia - Blade of Miquella, the snake guy, the guy with tail etc.
Good fricking job
Radagon Mallister, chief bannerman of the House Callister Jamister led by Ranas, Radas, his brother Renas and their servant Redas
Radagon was kino thoughever. One of the few impactful moments.
The albinaurics and all other references to medieval alchemy, including the Radagon es Maricón reveal are 100% his work. The same is probably true about all the shit that happened ages ago and the game merely aludes to, like the Gloam-Eyed Queen, the Rot being sealed by an ancient hero and the Black Flame.
>Radagon es Maricón
the whole idea of the rot definitely, he loves diseases and shit like that
He's supposedly a reference to something from Japanese mythology where your soul is stored in the ass and your ass gets pillaged for it
Ron Perlman
GRR Martin himself
Patton Oswald
>Who's going to play his role in the inevitable Netflix adaptation?
Probably the GRR Martin himself, perfect fit for the role.
Any straight white male.
Seth rogan
I started playing this yesterday.
Get your microphones out of my walls, glowies
Try not to drop and uninstall it early because of some reasons. Better take a break. There are many good elements too despite the downsides.
it's not exactly a niche title
The loathsome Earth Rocker
Ds1-3 and Witcher 3 were better than this garbage. I wonder how long will they shit out the same type of shit. It all started with Dark Souls, then we have Sekiro, Elden Ring. How long can you milk the same fricking format.
Marvel been milking for how long now?
It all started with Demon's Souls... which the remake ruined.
You're right. I actually forgot about Demon's Souls because of it.
obviously the only straight white male in that show
idris elba