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I hope there's more tempest in season 2
The tempest was a metaphor for her period. We can definitely expect more tempest next season as all the writers and directors are women now. How is that legal btw?
We needed more edge
not gonna watch
>There is a fricking tempest in me!
bravo Hollywood screenwriters, you truly aren't paid enough
Is this a woman's idea of edge? If so that just means that everyone will be gay or trans.
>teased by director
>it’s a woman
lmao I didn’t finish the first season and I can promise I will never watch a minute of the next one
WHAAAAAT
IIIIIIVE
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
>a darker experience
heh I get it
There is 0% chance of me ever watching this shit.
Black folk?
In my middle earth?
Shant be watching this gay shit
Transexual halflings? I’m ready.
Like that was the fricking problem you morons!
LMAO
INT. LÓRIEN - GALADRIEL'S CHAMBER - NIGHT
Galadriel sits gracefully, surrounded by the ethereal beauty of Lothlórien. Elrond and Celeborn enter, discussing the latest events in Middle-earth.
GALADRIEL
(smirking)
So, Elrond, have you heard about that new TV show, "Rings of Power"?
ELROND
(raises an eyebrow)
Yes, I've heard of it. What about it?
GALADRIEL
(rolling her eyes)
It's like watching Sauron try his hand at stand-up comedy – painfully cringe-worthy.
CELEBORN
(confused)
Stand-up comedy?
GALADRIEL
(nodding)
Yes, Elrond, they're turning Middle-earth into a melodramatic soap opera. I half-expected a laugh track during the forging of the Rings.
ELROND
(skeptical)
Surely it can't be that bad.
GALADRIEL
(smirking)
Trust me, Elrond, it's so bad, even the Balrog wouldn't binge-watch it in the depths of Moria.
Celeborn stifles a laugh.
CELEBORN
(mockingly)
And what's next, a reality show about the One Ring seeking therapy?
GALADRIEL
(chuckles)
Oh, I wouldn't be surprised. Maybe they'll call it "Middle-earth's Got Talons."
They share a moment of laughter, mocking the modern take on their timeless story.
FADE OUT.
The chud's money and attention has already left, whatever viewers remain can have all of this they want.
>And then-
>And then-
>Chad denied my advances! I am angryyy!
>(hums Taylor Swift)
GRAPHIC MORF SEX SCENES
Where did the budget go?
Reminder that Amazon is charging for "Ad-free" now in an attempt to offset the massive loss from this garbage.
Why do you think Jeff Bezos is so rich? You think the execs don't keep 50 percent of the costs of every project for themselves?
> https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
> https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
> https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
>1 billion budget
>the 15th most watched show of 2022
Kek
Dey gonna season season 2 extra spicy whyto won't handle.
I would like to remind you that firefly was cancled after half a season.
Will she frick Sauron? Too bad they already sank the potential Sauron x Celebrimbor kino.
No, Sauron is Indian now for some reason and her standards are too high.