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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jan Mayen

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jan Mayen is rightful Icelandic clay. Norway can own all Svalbard kinoplexes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Iceland and greenland are both rightfully norwegian territories.
        They were there first!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you one of those brainlets that thinks that Leif Erikson was Norwegian when he was born in the Icelandic Commonwealth?
          Icelanders remained Icelanders from the settlement, through Norwegian and Danish tyranny and to this day.
          Jan Mayen and Greenland belongs to the Icelanders.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            and parts of Canada and USA too.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you have enough volcanoes? Let us keep this one.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Estonia

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything colored in this map belongs to Norway.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There's now an island between Iceland and Svalbard
    Wtf. Is this different in anybody else's timeline?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has been there forever. Nobody talks about it becouse it has no population. Some small station where geeks visit here and there

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolbeinsey

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I keep checking this every year to see if it's still there.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Denmark because of Mads Mikkelsen.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably Sweden, but I'll say Denmark because

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably Sweden, but I'll say Denmark because

      This is what ChatGPT says.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ChatGPT
        Didn't read.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is Hitler hidden in Jon Mayen?

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    iceland made lazytown

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easily Denmark. Denmark has tons of good movies.

    If you haven't seen any, i STRONGLY recommend all the movies by Anders Thomas Jensen. They're awesome drama-comedies. Mads Mikkelsen stars in all of them and he basically plays a complete moron in all of them.

    t. norwegian (ours is shittiest. I recommend Headhunters, The Trollhunter & Oslo August 31st, and that's pretty much it)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually prefer Norwegian productions over Swedish or Danish ones. It's hard to conceptualize with words as to why.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What goes on in all those islands? Aside from Faroe cus I got told by a guy from there on Cinemaphile not to look into it years ago becos it's getting culturally enriched badly

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Island is just incest island.
      Jan mayen is meteroligal and military base with 18 to 36 people. Tour is 6 months there.
      In Svalbard there are fishermen and Coal mainers. Plus various bases with personal it has real population with real jobs.
      Faroe is strange mix of Scandinavian and birtish culture. It is midle of golf stream so it is quite warm and pleasant place to live.
      Expect invasion of shitskins

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sweden has Bergman
    Denmark has Dreyer
    the rest have nothing.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched a Swedish comedy once. Grave mistake

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Karatefylla and Hjälp! is pretty good. Tho idk if it's funny to someone who doesn't know the language or the cultural references.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Huh, you know the voyage to north america from england wouldn't be so bad if you just island hopped the north atlantic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      As the vikings did.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Norwegian here. I lived a while in the US. A girl asked me if we have asphalt. I told her we don't.

    (We totally do)

    Anyway, the Pusher movies from Denmark are legit. As is "Jagten" (The Hunt, I guess it translates to), which is super good.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, child porn, pictures and movies, was legal in Denmark for over a decade in the 60/70s, so that might tip the scales.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    God living on one of these islands must be a fricking trip.
    Can't imagine how different their lives are.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I grew up on Cranberry Island off the coast of Maine

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty gay

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Constantly discriminated against by the f*nnish fascists.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty gay

      according to this the åland islands has the 2nd highest quality of life in europe

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >europe
        That's clearly a map of the EU.
        Europe would include everything.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's Von Trier, Bergman and that Finnish guy who's name I can't remember and I guess the guess The Norwegian who made Dod Snow

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kaurismäki?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        bingo

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bomp

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Personally I'd say Sweden

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