Who's the best/worst [as] father?

Who's the best/worst [as] father?

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I first watched KoTH on adult swim so I'm counting it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was decent

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering the amount of trauma he went thru and how little of it he is passing down to bobby Hank is a saint

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rusty literally doesn't give a shit and puts in the bare minimum effort, but every now and then he shows some legitimate care for his sons. It's few and far-between, but it's there.
    Rick varies wildly from episode to episode either caring about his family or being willing to abandon them to save his own ass.
    Robert's often misguided but genuinely means well and tries to set his kids on a good path, he's just kind of moronic.
    Early's just kind of a classic piece of shit.

    Overall I'd say Robert's the best, Early's the worst, and Rusty and Rick are too inconsistent to fully judge.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rusty does what most parents who were themselves abused as children do - they underparent in an effort to minimize harm, because they believe they'll pass on the abuse they received. Graded on the world he exists within, he's better I think than most people give him credit for.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Robert pretended to be blind and also killed an actual blind man
      but probably a pretty good father as far as AS dad standards go

      Never watched Orel, sorry.

      oh, you'll be hearing about it, son

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rusty let them make their own choices until he ran out of clones, he's a miserable bastard but he cares for the boys

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    you omitted him because you didn't want a short thread

    • 12 months ago
      Father's Day

      Never watched Orel, sorry.

    • 12 months ago
      Boco

      Worst is either him or Jonas Venture.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jonas is definitely worse. Clay is up there

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Early has shot his son more times, but it only took one time for Orel to see what a monster Clay is.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clay is a very well written horrible person

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My father put his human penis in my shark mother.

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Early is based.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >best
    Rusty

    >worst
    The one with the dead child

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...Rusty?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats how they call the dr venture, no?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        The boys never died

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >One with the dead child
      Can technically apply to all the ones listed.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Earl is horribly abusive but manages to keep his son properly gaslit into loving him regardless.

    Clay's a horribly abusive father but his own father (who never wanted kids to begin with) fricked him up too and had the show continued, would have irrevocably destroyed any chance for Orel and Clay to reconcile (leaving a flash forward in the finale that implies that Orel escapes the cycle of abuse while somehow not fully renouncing his dad, meaning there is still hope that Clay will realize the monster he had become and repent his evil)

    Rusty is a horrible dad in the early seasons of Venture Brothers, complete with gaslighting Hank and Dean. But besides the whole cycle of abuse shit, Rusty's bad parenting is in conjecture with the cloning tech he uses to keep bringing the boys back to life making him apathetic to their safety; something that (to his credit) goes away when the cloning safety net is destroyed and the boys are now at risk of dying permanently. Meaning that Rusty has to start parenting full time and while not always successful, gives the implication that he isn't THAT bad a parent

    Rick is a complete and total monster, to the point of considering caring for his family to be a "toxic trait". Consumate gaslighter and abusive monster, he tops even Clay as being worse dad if only because Clay at least has an excuse for being a monster dad; Rick has none in that it's been implied both in the tv show and the comic spin-off that he had a perfectly normal life and CHOSE to be a monster long after his wife/kid's death and the multiverse giving him a second chance at family.

    Granddad is probably the "best" dad but he is highly resentful of Huey and Reilly ruining what was supposed to be his golden years of being a swinging single widower, by forcing him to be a parent all over again in his golden years. In his defense, Huey and Reilly both are wild children unlike the other broken kids, so he has to be more active to keep them in line.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In Rusty's defense, if my kids died a dozen times in a row and had to be reset with clones I would probably disengage emotionally from them just as a fricking DEFENSE mechanism. Imagine the tremendous grief he must have experienced the first time his kids died to go through with the cloning project in the first place to 'save' them. And when the boys died, int he first scene of season 1 Rusty still is overcome by grief and runs away from his life.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Genius father has to worry about being imperfect father

    reddit

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rusty may be many things, but a genius he is not

      He didn't even create cloning, the one thing that it seemed like he didn't steal from his father. Now he just uses Billy and White to do the stuff for him.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately Rusty IS a genius. It has been shown multiple times that when push comes to shove he can do all the superscience work. He's just a lazy motherfricker who will take any opportunity to push the work of actually getting the job done onto someone else any chance he can take.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The gigant from ranking of kings
    >Has his wife killed by his mistress
    >Still keeps his mistress around
    >Let's her talk him into getting another wife just to have a second kid
    >Takes over his kids body
    >Is ok with it
    >Tries to kill his other son for opposing him
    >Also tries to kill all his men
    He is Jonas on steroids

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot the part where he gets away with it and goes to heaven while the mistress ends up getting revived solely because his son wants to bang her.

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