Was Leo's Romeo the first zoomer-character?
>dumb, yet witty shittalker
>wears stupid nonmatchable outfits
>takes dumps whenever he feels like it
>more emotions than a lady, cries in front of everyone
>throws fits over drugs with a priest
>pacifist who refuses gunplay
>licks ass, likes poolsex and watergames
>rather sits in his wagon than play tunes with juliet
>Leo
>Zoomer
You're confusing his dates with him
He's and old creepy man
>I DEFY YOU STARS
>checks tik-tok
>AAAAHHHH WAAAAAAAAAHHHH
This was a great scene really
I'm slow, so I didn't get the movie either, until I understood, it was poison and not aether, Leo had drunked, when he dunked, Juliets bossomed eyed flunked, how I sunked!
>Romeo is supposed to be so shocked that he does not believing Juliet is dead until he sees her body in the tomb
>leo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What were they thinking when they made this movie? Why wouldn't they at the very least rewrite the dialogue? This movie was a laughing riot in english class. Was it to prove a point that the story is timeless?
>Was it to prove a point that the story is timeless?
Yes.
How do you respond?
I scoff my head as I mumble
>Black persontalk
then I show them my bwc
Y-YES
*hide behind car*
what?! you egg *shoots him*
hipster millennials did all that first
I'd an hero too if I was banging prime claire danes and she killed herself before I could gape dat ass.
he did gape her though, that was why he kys'd, upon realization his pregnatted "soon to be on the run"-wife died of heart failure before she birthed Luke and Leia
Nic Cage's character in The Rock is a proto zoomer
>quips
>not manly egghead
>unfamiliar with guns, only has 3 weeks of weapons training
But he did marry and frick the prom queen and killed the Candyman
Cage is a proto-zoomer-actor, I agree, and while he was semi-zoomering as early as in Wild at Heart, Arizona Junior and The Rock, he didn't go full blown-zoom--zoom until Gone in 60 Seconds
Marlon Brando in A Streetcar Named Desire
>Was this millennial character a zoomer
Get a life
I'm actually only 28 so technically I'm still a zoomer for 2-3 years further down the road
>I'm still a zoomer for 2-3
that's not how generations work
it sure is
no it isn't. you don't age out of your generation.
I sure do when I grow up, don't you freaking know what cohorts are or are you confusing them with generations?
>cohorts
I don't know what that is in the context of this discussion, but it doesn't matter because we are talking about generations here. You were born in a certain year that makes you a zoomer, and a zoomer you shall be until the end of time.
>I don't know
yup. exactly what I presumed all along, you don't know nothing, now beat it and stay gone
I looked it up
>Generational cohorts are defined (loosely) by birth year, not current age.
Which is exactly what I was talking about.
Guess I shouldn't be surprised, you are a zoomer.
>you're a zoomer
it takes one to know one but since we've already establish you're knowin nothin then you really aren't and will never becum a zoomer even if you want to, stay old grandpa!
>it takes one to know one
it does not
>we've already establish you're knowin nothin
no we did not
r de pistols suposed to represnts dicks in this movie, is that why its so gay?
>chad-tinder-swiping
>picture-uploading
>attention whoring
>butterfaced fashion-complient
good call
No, zoomers are morons with itchy trigger fingers
have you even seen the movie?
Romeo wants to cream each babe he spots and shoot every enemy he witnesses, and he does so numerable times
No he’s a pacificist
>a pacifist that kills killers
he's a frickin anti-pacifist
Was Clark Gable in Gone with the Wind the first zoomer character?
No, not at all. Perhaps he was one of the first Sigmas. But his character wasn't a zoomer.
The radiohead song they wrote for this movie is kino
No this one
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nah, you're thinking of the cardigans
That soundtrack is probably good, although iirc exit music didn't actually make it on it
I watch 1996. They talked funny. Flew back to india 2015. First movie I watch. Didn't get it then either. Now I think its a shitty poo-movie. Funny but pooie.