Whos the Glenn Danzig of cinema?

Whos the Glenn Danzig of cinema?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s Lars Ulrich you moron.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can literally hear Peter Steele calling you homosexuals from the grave.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >homosexual calling from the grave to other homosexuals
        the math checks out

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah only that gay modeled for gay porn mag

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah only that gay modeled for gay porn mag

      • 9 months ago
        Naggers Tongue My Anus

        Wasn't Peter Steele a brooding Polakkk ("polish")???
        Anons are saying he was a cum drinking, shit on his dick appreciator.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          he specifically wrote a song telling homosexuals to frick off after they kept soliciting him

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mogs danzig
    >mogs every goth/shock rock gay at the time
    >mogs lars
    >mogs the entire alt rock/nu metal scene phenotype
    Was he simply too powerful?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He played bass at an amateur level, and his "singing" was beyond cringe.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're posts are less than amateur and ywnbaw

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      but he got mogged by Mike Patton

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Patton is cheating though. You can't beat him.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I TOOK THE D TRAIN
    TO BRIGHTON BEACH

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tommy Wiseau

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Glenn Danzig was actually talented.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw this thread on Cinemaphile, knew it would be here too.
    Some (You)-seeking serotonin junkie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smelly, DUMB, Cinemaphileeddit SCUM

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You paid fifteen American dollahs. Who's the butthole heah?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you alright, schizo?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a either a bot, or some c**t whose sadness has overtaken his days.

        MY KEYBOARRRRRDS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you prolly should frick off back then

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, sure. Let's just keep shitting everywhere. That will improve things.
        You fricking clown.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember special ordering this VHS from Suncoast Video at the mall.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had to specially order imports of Slow, Deep & Hard and Origin of the Feces because I couldn't fricking find them anywhere.
        I had October Rust and World Coming Down (it was the early 00s) but had to go to an actual record store and talk to the owner to get those albums.
        Imagine that.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      based crossboard knower

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And Josh still has not shit.
        MY KEYBOARRRRRDS

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I watched a...cinnamon roll...crawling along the blade of a cake knife
      >that's my dream, that's my nightmare
      >the horror, the horror...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Underrated

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based Glenn

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never got the QRD on this story
      Was danzig just being a manlet?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Danzig went on early before the openers had a chance to play. One of the guys fromt he opener confronted him afterwards, and Danzig got arrogant and told him that his band can play now that the crowd's leaving. The guy got mad. Danzig sucker-punched him, and the guy one-hit knocked Danzig down.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. fatso bullshit
          danzig was the main act and he went on time. openers had a chance to play, except for fat pig who got pushed back because previous acts were too long.
          fatso was complaining that main act should've pushed back so his shit band could play
          danzig said why can't you play now
          fatso said they are already dismantling the gear (so instead of organizers he complained to main act)
          he threatened danzig before this altercation but it's cut out
          danzig pushed him away and fatso punched him with a boxer splitting his upper lip
          >t. was there

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, Glenn

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sucker punch
          That was obviously a shove

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does he look like a fricking manlet to you, detractor???

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow that woman must be like 3' tall

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          has he been lactacting

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. based glenn dodging the blow and tripping his opponent

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always assumed Steele killed himself because he wrote so many songs about it, but then one day I looked it up and it was interesting considering how depressed so much of his music was how in the end he became a full-blown Christian a few years before passing away.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Atheism is just a phase for most people.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't he literally die from diarrhea or some shit(heh)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sepsis which led to heart failure. His kidneys were probably fricked from all the years of drug and alcohol abuse.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          KWAB

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he slit his wrists once back in the day but there's no knowing how much of an effort at suicide that actually was

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    HEY YOU ON PUBLIC ASSISTANCE

    WHY DON'T YOU GET A JOB

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BLACK AGAINST WHITE
    YELLOW VERSUS RED
    THE FIGHTING WON'T STOP
    UNTIL WE'RE ALL READ

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *sucks teeth*

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mother, tell your children not to call me gay

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey you on public assistance
    Why don't you get a job?
    Sell some dope and buy some pride
    It's the only thing you couldn't rob
    Socioparasite
    Socioparasite
    How does it feel to live for free?
    Get off society's back
    Skells like you allowed to live
    You wonder why we're taxed
    Socioparasite
    Socioparasite
    Waste of life
    You're a waste of life
    Getting fricked up on Classon Avenue
    Smoking crack and drinking booze
    Spike in your arm, no money for food
    But there's plenty of gas in your BMW
    There's a drug prostitute waiting at home
    Dealing your shit on the telephone
    Poor Tawana got a birth defect
    But it only increases your welfare check
    Been doing some thinking, I have an answer
    To arrest the spreading cancer
    Send you back to where you're from
    Get the frick rid of you subhuman scum
    If you don't pay taxes you shouldn't vote
    So get in line and get on the boat
    I'd love to tear down all those projects
    Kiss my ass, home relief reject
    Waste of life
    You're a waste of life
    Waste of life
    You're a waste of life

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Steele on Jerry Springer and Ricki Lake
      kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a fricking dweeb

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        nobody likes a freeloader

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My first tattoo was a giant Danzig skull across my chest. I am almost 30 and you would be surprised how many lonely 40-60 year old women see it and have their minds reverted to back when they were an young horny drunk bawd

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Danzig's albums are fricking rad. Yeah, i said rad. Mother, I don't mind the pain, dirty black summer, etc.

    All israeliteels.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    CUZ I AIN’T YOUR FRICKING BROTHER

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dies because he'd rather hang out with his cat than seek medical attention
    Kino

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Paradise Lost

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to love Paradise Lost, until I realised how fricking awful their lyrics are
      >repeat the same thing, but slightly changed
      >repeat for decades
      They're still a guilty pleasure of mine, but let's not pretend they're amazing
      One of the best lead guitar tones, I'll absolutely defend that. Overdriven neck pickups are my kryptonite

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goth metal bands always had cheesy lyrics so I don't see problem with that, they are more serious and less humorous than TON
        >They're still a guilty pleasure of mine, but let's not pretend they're amazing
        They are death doom/goth metal pioneers and one of the most infulential bands in the genre with My Dying Bride
        I also like how they always try something different and even want back to synth pop with Host

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't get me wrong; I know their entire catalog and that of Anathema too. Their sounds have changed in comparable ways.
          I actually prefer the One Second, Host, Symbol Of Life days when it comes to Paradise Lost. Maybe it's nostalgia of my college days. Their self-titled was very samey, but still a solid record. It was my go-to shower listen.
          I've never had this with a band before, but sometimes their lyrics just make me laugh.
          It's like a high schooler's edgy journal or something. Not even trying.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anathema have basically moved out of metal completely and made atmospheric/prog rock, shame Optimist is most likely their final album because it was mediocre

            I also don't mind PL experimental period even though the members themselves feel ambivalent about it, not sure if they tried to sell out and it failed but they are one of the only successful cases of band going back to their roots.

            For me their lyrics just seem average, the only cringe stuff is their blasphemous anti Christian stuff on their debut.

            Also saw them live again recently and they were still pretty good
            You know Holmes also sings for Bloodbath right?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I heard him sing a cover of "Everyone I Love Is Dead", which was fricking cool

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I also don't mind PL experimental period even though the members themselves feel ambivalent about it,

              At the very least, Holmes and MacIntosh felt the period deserved revisiting, hence their recent side project Host and its album IX

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I already mentioned that, I think it's decent but I still prefer the original Host album
                And the new Believe in Nothing Remaster sounds worse than the original

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SO WHAT IF I DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS
    YOU THINK IM INSANE BUT I HAVE NO REGRETS
    ONE MORE TIME WON'T MATTER NO QUESTION
    SUICIDE
    IS SELF EXPRESSION

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAUOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAH
      Gravitational Constant, you motherfricker

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH YOU'RE DEAD NOW
      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHH
      HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        STARING DOWN AT YOUR SWEATY EMBRACES
        PUT MY TOOL RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FACES

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual music for fruity normies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >type o negative
      >normies
      what world do you live in?

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    David Lynch
    both are 50's obsessed but both add a dark twist to it. Also no ones totally sure if they're good or bad artists.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    posting none gay music

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Posting extremely gay music

    %3D

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What, no warning? No second chance?

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only man I wouldn't mind being cucked by.
    No one can compete.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    but who was more powerful?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      danzig misfits beats type 0 negative any day of the week

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Steele was like 2x as big as Danzig.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The mere visage of Chadzig would scare the lanklet homosexual back into his grave

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's clearly Tommy Wiseau

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you turn from such a gigachad to an absolute grandma-ass looking ogre?
    Is it just the drinking and drugs or the slav genes?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      both

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Age and alcohol

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TON/Paradise Lost but gay

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bam was definitely gay for Ville

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lucfer is le good, am I right guys and a total edgelord or did I dye my hair for no reason?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      vocal chords are still shredded tho

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >back in Misfits
      >won't let them play the Michael Graves era songs even though they were good (especially "Dig Up Her Bones" and "American Psycho").
      >makes it a point to wear two reminders that he's Glenn Danzig, also singer of Danzig

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dig Up Her Bones
        what the frick that's their best song

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          My homie
          People shit on it for being the most popular, but its the best one

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's long way back from hell

    %3D

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do... I just frickin' hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno, who's the Glenn Danzig of music?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peter Steele

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Robert Downie JR

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Danzigchads...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice photoshop, moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hi Glenn. You're a one hit wonder. Sorry.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          And I still had plenty of sex!! Something you loser will never have.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            touché

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            With men tho

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              No. With women and nothing but women you measly little homosexual.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No. With women and nothing but women you measly little homosexual.
                Calm down, Glenn, its a joke...

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neil Breen or Uwe Boll. Nick Cave for the "wrote decent material for other heavy hitters." angle.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats Trent Reznor

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a big guy

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