Apparently Gunn thought about including Dog Welder in the Suicide Squad movie, but ultimately decided it was a bit too extreme.
Probably would have replaced Weasel
How is Dogwelder too extreme, but the weasal creature that killed 27 children (and entirely played for laughs) was cool? A dude with a compulsive obsession to weld dogs to peoples faces would have actually been a lot funnier and fit the tone of the movie perfectly
Probably the difference between Weasel just being claimed to have killed kids vs Dog Welder holding a puppy corpse in the camera's eye. A minuscule one objectively, but subjectively a world of difference for the average consoomer
Would DogWelder have been eligible for the Suicide Squad? Don't you have to have killed people and be on death row? I don't think DogWelder's ever killed someone, just welded dead dogs to people's faces. I mean he's technically a "hero"
Why doesn't Gordon just get Bueno Excellente to rape the Joker?
>Why doesn't Gordon just get Bueno Excellente to rape the Joker?
He prefers Green Lanterns.
I know right?
Its not like he's gonna kill him unless hes got aids
Unironically Ennis' best work.
Will we ever get a tv series adaption of Section Eight like The Boys?
Apparently Gunn thought about including Dog Welder in the Suicide Squad movie, but ultimately decided it was a bit too extreme.
Probably would have replaced Weasel
How is Dogwelder too extreme, but the weasal creature that killed 27 children (and entirely played for laughs) was cool? A dude with a compulsive obsession to weld dogs to peoples faces would have actually been a lot funnier and fit the tone of the movie perfectly
Probably the difference between Weasel just being claimed to have killed kids vs Dog Welder holding a puppy corpse in the camera's eye. A minuscule one objectively, but subjectively a world of difference for the average consoomer
Would DogWelder have been eligible for the Suicide Squad? Don't you have to have killed people and be on death row? I don't think DogWelder's ever killed someone, just welded dead dogs to people's faces. I mean he's technically a "hero"
I don't think those people survived, dude
You mean hitman?
Gabriel Iglesias as Bueno Excellente
no. please, no.
just leave hitman alone. don't need woke modern-day adaptation of such soul.
How does one wokenize characters like Bueno Excellente and DogWelder?
he rapes racists and homophobes
what's unwoke about dogwelder? he equal opportunity welds the dogs.
Killer Croc, maybe? I kinda wanna see how that goes.
Didn't the fatty bottom center save the world?
Or am I thinking of someone else?
It's all in his head
I just realized Bueno is a perfect counter to the BatLmao.
Don't know about Villains, but I'd like to see Open Window Man vs the Defenstrator
Why did Six Pack piss himself?
alcoholism.
>Who's the most powerful villain they could defeat?
The Joker. They would utterly crush the Joker.
Dogwelder deserves more "I kneel" posts than you could ever know...
Mongul