Whos the superior cowboy?

Who’s the superior cowboy?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    eastwood

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gunsmoke

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the one who isn't a draft dodging homosexual.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      By that logic are you an Audie Murphy fan?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neither. Imagine being over 13 and still liking cowboys

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't even know how to ride a horse lol

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah because I live in 2023 where horses are obsolete

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          a horse could beat the frick out of a car

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every fricking Cowboy was a fricking beaner, they slept in the dirt and ate shit day in and out.,
        It wasn't until civilized whites came to the west that the place became something worth a shit. And none of those people would have willingly called themselves cowboys. Because cowboys were a bunch of smelly pot smoking gay mexicans.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          no

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m not who you’re replying to but I’m OP. When people talk about cowboys in movies they’re not talking about the actual job of being a cowboy but instead the residents of 1800s America. Those are the whites that civilized the west. That’s why the israelites demonize the genre so much and constantly complain about what happened to the Indians.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are a fricking moron. Idiots like you are why people laugh at white supremacy. Specifically, exactly, precisely you.

          Never act like you know anything ever again, stupid. Call yourself an honorary beaner, dipshit. You're no better.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Westerns are the most based genre. They’re based in a real time period where an Everyman could become a conqueror or explorer in a way. You could earn a living for your future children by risking it all. I do have some bias because I’m American and have ancestors that lived in that place and time.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No way! You have ancestors that lived in the 1800s?? You mean your Dad didnt just spawn randomly out of no where with no parents and decided to have you? Your so lucky.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          1800s America you absolute moron.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No way! Not many people lived in 1800s America.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I’m sorry your african ancestors didn’t do anything epic or movie worthy, that’s no reason to seethe though.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol Im just poking fun at the way it was worded. Soothe your teats.

                Im more of an Eastwood fan, but wayne was ok. Both were typecast. Also, dont forget Jimmy Stewart was in Westerns.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              not many people lived in 1800s America

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              not many people lived in 1800s america

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          they didn't have no cowboys in fancy pants Europe partner

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    John Wayne - he could actually work with cattle and ranch maintenance like a real cowboy.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    wayne I mean eastwood

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Klaus Kinski

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    obviously not the best but i love

    freaky FPS

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My grandpa

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      now theres a real man

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gary Cooper mogs them both.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rock Hudson was cooler than all 3

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rock Hudson was cooler than all 3

      Hudson and Cooper were gays.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I don't care, they kept it private and they were cowboys.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    my grandpa liked John Wayne so therefore i think that's the correct answer.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    clint was badass, but john wayne was based

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the peaceful solution.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the peaceful solution.

      this is the solution that keeps the board out of the morgue.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lee Van Cleef

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    John Wayne was a nazi(not anymore).

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eastwood is reddit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does that mean Wayne is Cinemaphile

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, Eastwood is Cinemaphile too.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i dont use reddit ever

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Henry Fonda

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a John Wayne movie where he doesn't simp for indioBlack folk?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Searchers

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn’t simp for them in any of his movies. In most they’re the villains. The only one where they’re portrayed, somewhat sympathetically in is the searchers and in that they’re still portrayed as savages that murder entire families. John Wayne’s character flaw in that movie isn’t that he’s racist that’s just the Reddit interpretation because they see everything as about race. His flaw is that he’s so vengeful he’d sacrifice his own family to kill Indians. John Wayne once said “I believe in white supremacy” he wasn’t cucked.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Van Cleef
    And unpopular opinion, but Kevin Kline in Silverado

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    John Wayne by far

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm a thin stoic looking 6'5 gigachad of a man who is still alive had like 19 kids and is in some of the greatest movies ever made appreciated by everyone of every age across like 6 generations or some fat dead frick boomers and your dead grandpa thinks was cool

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