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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sure thing bud

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey, you can't do that

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This thing always bothered me implying the store owner wouldn't be strapped to the gills with artillery this has been shown in real life numerous times were idiots have tried to run Rob a gun store everyone behind the counter is packing and waiting for a chance to unload on a fool

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i hear ya, but i think it was more trying to show how inhuman the termimator was by having him flip to murder so quickly and easily without hesitation. the gun store owner is in a high-trust society where random acts of sudden violence like that are unthinkable, so he didn't have time to react

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        True, it would have been neat if he'd blasted Terminator and Terminator just shrugged it off then shot him back. But I think they wanted the first hit to be from Reese in the club

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just realised this guy was a cop in the DS9 episode about 2020. He really has bad luck meeting time-travellers, huh.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          His most famous role is in Gremlins 1 and 2.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I need jar clothes, jar buuts and jar gröimlinß

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous
  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >killer robot made in America by an AI with an English algorithm
    >has a funny German accent
    why

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      UAEUGHh!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      engineer humor

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There’s a post credits (or maybe deleted) scene in T3 where the DoD engineer who designed Skynet’s voice has a heavy Arnold accent

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah, they only made two Terminator movies.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is how liberals think gun stores work

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have literally bought guns just like in this scene, moron

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You bought a full-auto Oozie Nein Millimetah over the counter with no paperwork, background check, or waiting period?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Automatic weapons weren’t banned in the US until 1986. So yes, this was entirely possible at the time the movie came out.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Automatic weapons are crap they're only good for extreme close range point blank everything else you're going to get so much mother flip you're not going to hit shit but yes of course they should not be banned murica

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Automatic weapons are how Kyle Rittenhouse survived and his foes are dead, wounded or disgraced.
              I think automatic weapons are based, I just wish it was something cooler than modern puny sabot rounds and instead something cool like the pulse rifle from Aliens.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You could buy them, but they were still subject to the NFA which requires paperwork, fingerprinting, mugshot, background check, and months of waiting. They're not actually "banned" today since pre-86 MGs are still transferrable.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            the Uzi needed a tax stamp

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wasnt what he asked turbo

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was the 80s.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was the 70s before that

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This and the gun shop scene from Jumanji where the villain buys a silenced USAS-12 with gold coins.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

      Wrong.

      >He grabs the paperwork

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You expect them to actually watch the scene before they start complaining about liberals?!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Liberals don't even think we have background checks right now.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think only the oozie nein milimetah would have required paperwork back then since it was NFA Title II.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one 40w laser flashlight
    >hey, just what you see, pal.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a handgun for my friend 9 years ago using his credit card. He wasn't old enough for a pistol but he did legally own a rifle. I figured it would be mine but he would pay for it and we would go shoot it together, but it just ended up being his. He did stupid shit with it like aiming at people during drunk arguments and firing it out a window for laughs. Last I heard he gave it away a few years ago. I'm still haunted by the memory of the card being declined multiple times, the clerk catching on that maybe something is fricked, but then pushing it through anyway, and how I almost could have gotten in deep shit for that. I cringe that someone almost (or may have) died because of my actions.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's stories like this that convince me we unironically need to mandate IQ tests to buy guns and implement "firearm education and safety" classes in all high schools.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Firearm safety used to be taught in schools. We need to bring it back and treat it like drivers ed, shop class, home ec and auto shop. Schools need to teach more life skills instead of shit forcing ahit like shakespeare and calculus.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I completely agree. It's absurd that we'll waste more time and money teaching kids how to put penis in vegana than we will about safe and legal gun handling. If you ever take an entry-level CCW class, there are always mouth-breathers who think it's legal to point guns at people over road rage, trespassing on your front porch, etc. Even Sleepy Joe himself told people to just buy a shotgun and shoot through the front door with both barrels. Most normalgays are ignorant rubes who have no idea how firearms actually work even though it's our constitutional right to own them.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sex ed is also important otherwise you get the moronic teen pregnancy and std rates that are skyhigh in the south. Gender politics and shit like that can stay in college's, but to say that Gordy teenagers shouldn't learn about condoms and gonorrhea is as stupid as saying drivers don't need to know how to change their oil. Funnily enough both sex and gun ed were both pushed out by pastors, but gun clubs were the first to be canned.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              A class on how to write a resume, cover letter, and interview would be good too.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you get the moronic teen pregnancy and std rates that are skyhigh in the south
              Now break it down by race.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED POOSY

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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