Nothing humans do lasts in the long run or matters in the grand scheme any way
So stupid to get caught up in what amounts to decades-long "current thing" trends which will be completely irrelevant and forgotten to future generations. Whole lives wasted on this
>A jiggling butt >the decline of an entire society
Calm yourself
I can assure you there have been cheeks clapping and lapping since the dawn of civilization and always will be
There's literally no reason to be mad at this >It's cringe
As if the entire MCU isn't? People tell on themselves that they watch these bottom-of-the-barrel slop movies and then they report, flabbergasted, that their bottom-of-the-barrel slop has unpalatable things in it. It did all along you fricking loser grow up and start watching real movies for adults. Yes, black-and-white slow dramas from Europe and arthouse flicks and silent movies and all that shit. No joke, those are the kinds of movies you should be watching. Only the braindead mediocre zombies of the world willingly consume this slop and they at least have the common decency not to complain while doing so.
>it's bad because the girl shakes her big ass
You're literally a homosexual, see:
It's designed to be water resistant so it doesn't smudge when you drink or lick it. It will absolutely smear on your dick though if she really sucks it.
Source: Girlfriend is black, wears lipstick like that. I'm not a huge fan because it feels different when I kiss her but whatever, it makes her happy when we go out.
Did you ever know a kid in school who acted like a fricking gay or moron, and when the average normie kids mocked him for it or simply excluded him in that brutally amoral way kids do, the kid "defied" them by doubling down on being weird/gay/moronic? And then he became known as the fricking gay moron kid?
That's basically all liberals/leftists in the millennial through gen-x generations, with some slight modifications. They were gay dorks in the 90s and early 2000s, but monopolized discourse and portrayed themselves as punk rock nerds etc., and then for a brief moment, pop culture industries saw them as the main demographic ($$$) and targeted them exclusively, forcing EVERYONE to be gay punk rock nerds with heckin chungus wholesome type neurotic self-effacing "nice guy" / "uhhh dude that's NOT cool" type tone-policing morality. This is all fine, but then things shifted slightly, and counter-discourses developed (some simply regained prominence) and started calling these guys gays, which they are. But they had been dominant for so long, AND they kind of sensed that the gay accusation was accurate, that they had to triple down on being gays.
So they started insisting, internally and externally, that being a punk rock heckin wholesome gay white nerdy self-deprecating black culture appreciator is the ONLY way to be. Any time you see Cardi B twerking with heckin wholesome "comics are for adults too" characters, it's because a millennial is saying "I know you want to gas me for being a fruit, but I'm going to conquer you with the power of being EVEN MORE of a fruit!" They can't turn back now, they have to go all the way, until you get 'em (Hitler).
Hmm yes I think this classroom grievance dialectics and the fact that those nerds went on to get media jobs plays a part here and of course $ corporate greed $ but it's also largely the good old coordinated psyops whereby everything decadent gets pushed while virility and the sexual mores that make for high civilization are increasingly frowned upon, regression to barbarism being the goal for the masses.
Did you ever know a kid in school who acted like a fricking gay or moron, and when the average normie kids mocked him for it or simply excluded him in that brutally amoral way kids do, the kid "defied" them by doubling down on being weird/gay/moronic? And then he became known as the fricking gay moron kid?
That's basically all liberals/leftists in the millennial through gen-x generations, with some slight modifications. They were gay dorks in the 90s and early 2000s, but monopolized discourse and portrayed themselves as punk rock nerds etc., and then for a brief moment, pop culture industries saw them as the main demographic ($$$) and targeted them exclusively, forcing EVERYONE to be gay punk rock nerds with heckin chungus wholesome type neurotic self-effacing "nice guy" / "uhhh dude that's NOT cool" type tone-policing morality. This is all fine, but then things shifted slightly, and counter-discourses developed (some simply regained prominence) and started calling these guys gays, which they are. But they had been dominant for so long, AND they kind of sensed that the gay accusation was accurate, that they had to triple down on being gays.
So they started insisting, internally and externally, that being a punk rock heckin wholesome gay white nerdy self-deprecating black culture appreciator is the ONLY way to be. Any time you see Cardi B twerking with heckin wholesome "comics are for adults too" characters, it's because a millennial is saying "I know you want to gas me for being a fruit, but I'm going to conquer you with the power of being EVEN MORE of a fruit!" They can't turn back now, they have to go all the way, until you get 'em (Hitler).
>moronic child
I meant to type "chud" but I guess that also works.
>some grand conspiracy
A marketing exec probably thought it was a good idea, maybe Megan suggested it herself and they thought this would appeal to her demo. These things are all about money and people needing to justify their paycheques by coming up with new (bad) ideas.
>let's add a funny after-credits scene with the characters dancing, that's fun
>ok guys listen up. I've combined all the buzzwords I could think of to create a theory on why I'm so incredibly oppressed by this one scene in this show on TV, here it is:
Megan thee Stallion looks like a troony. I don't get the appeal, she has a nice body but that's it. I feel like you ca go to Atlanta and find a woman that mogs her in minutes
they always look like they're about to poop. is that the new sexy? seriously. i've never rejected some black pussy, but have no wish to be pooped on...i can't feature it...
the fact that I got to see in my lifetime, if only for a brief beautiful second, the ascent of the voluptuous fertility goddess archetype over that of the skellyton fashion model, makes it all worth it
You might want to ponder CDC STD RATES BLACK WOMEN before you go dipping your rod in any seemingly inviting holes.
PLASTIC prostituteFACE FACTOR is another issue.
Fake hair, fake nails, fake eyelashes, faked skin quality, fake knees, fake hips, fake boobs, fake butt implants, fake teeth... if what you irrationally desire is mostly plastic inserts pretending to be idealized beauty... drill a hole in a mannequin and insert a Fleshlight tube, you'll get a cheaper less stupid sex experience.
If you need some reading experience, MILLENNIUM by JOHN VARLEY, forgettable movie wherein time travellers snatch & replace airplane crash victims with vat grown copies to save their pollution heavy unpleasant future.
https://archive.org/details/millennium00john
The main character falls in love with a future woman who's "skin suit" is mostly fake with bits and pieces are all inserted to replace lost organs or functions. The real her is missing hair, a leg, teeth, nose chunks, and so on, like a military veteran that stepped on a landmine. Humanity can "accept modular sex partners" with arrays of swap out body chunks, but wouldn't you prefer someone a bit less UNLUCKY and with mostly no fake replacement chunks (at least in the sub-70s age bracket). There's a reason NATURAL BEAUTY was tied to FERTILITY & HEALTH before the prostituteFLATION BALLOON got so huge that "The Taliban" these days seems like reasonable moderation compared to "women's rights" continuing.
>1919: voting = freedom >1960whatever: drugs, taking a dick with no ring = freedom >1960-70whatever: burnings bras, eating pussy = freedom >1980whatever: single mom = freedom >Jennifer Lopez-now: ass = freedom
ass=attract chad
single mom=chad didn't stick around
sexual liberation=get to frick chad
taking a dick with no ring=if it belongs to chad
voting=getting power over beta bux
The world has gotten better you're just not good enough for it.
My home. That is where I belong. Where I shall live. Between her luscious mud flaps, where I get first dibs on every smell issued forth in generous braptitude.
Yeah man, a world full of fatherless kids of STD-ridden bawds getting banged by a revolving door of men and living in apartments their whole lives is certainly a better world than stable families owning homes! Thanks rabbi!
This was the most "I'm mad about nothing" moment the modern MCU has generated. It's like a 5 second scene where She-Hulk, a massive prostitute in the comics, twerks with her rapper client for fun. Read a fricking She-Hulk comic. The show was pretty on point. If you didn't like it fair enough, god knows She-Hulk has never been a big draw sales wise. But people got so fricking "my culture if dying" over this nothing scene. There're better things to get angry about lads, frick.
They can't help themselves. Just get mad at everything and hope something sticks. Only problem is that the majority of people will just tune out that bs like they did with the tumblrinas back in the day.
I subscribed to an AI image generation website so I could create my own porn of Megan thee Stallion, Doja Cat, Cardi B, Bryce Dallas Howard, Kristen Stewart, Kiernan Shipka, Kat Dennings, Emma Watson ,Emma Roberts, Christina Hendricks, Susan Sarandon and Sigourney Weaver. So far it's been the best money I've ever spent.
You don't need to pay, you get 15 free generations a day, I'm just an obsessed coomer and it may take 20 tries to get a picture "perfect." I've got the basic plan, it works great.
Next step is learning how to train models myself so I can get even more realistic nudes.
Thanks for trying but I think it got 404'd instantly, can't upload nsfw to imgur anymore. Try some other site, or start a thread in /b/. Or don't if you don't feel like it kek
Because modern 'writers' aren't writers - they are opinion havers.
When Disney bought Star Wars they claimed they failed because they had to write original stories for the franchise.
When they made this and had her be a girl boss lawyer, they realized none of them could write courthouse dialogue...so they did the lazy thing of celebrity cameos and objectifying women
because it makes you mad, chuddie
These posts made me realize the West has unironically fallen.
he was right and their society collapsed
He wasn't right Assyria didn't even exist back then and it lasted till the 7th century bc.
It's an urban legend you dingus.
>Assyria didn’t even exist when he wrote this
that makes him even MORE right though
No it didn't even exist YET in 2800BC. It's a fake dating to a then non existent empire of a non existent text. You just fell for propaganda.
History is all fake, why are you choosing this part to be more fake?
It's not all fake you're just severely uneducated.
>History is all fake
Do you even word definition?
Actually in the 7th century bc it was called the neo-assyrian empire because they did collapse
Is that the real translation or just a meme?
I hope it's real, that's fricking hilarious. Humans are goofballs
imma need source
I snagged it from a random post on /b/, sorry anoni
Nothing humans do lasts in the long run or matters in the grand scheme any way
So stupid to get caught up in what amounts to decades-long "current thing" trends which will be completely irrelevant and forgotten to future generations. Whole lives wasted on this
>A jiggling butt
>the decline of an entire society
Calm yourself
I can assure you there have been cheeks clapping and lapping since the dawn of civilization and always will be
what's it like living in your mom's basement incel?
>man, that's some embarrassing behavior
>YOU MAD CHUD HUH HUH?? OBSESSED MUCH?
>man, that's some embarrassing behavior
>"Yeah man we heard you the first 100 times 6 months ago"
There's literally no reason to be mad at this
>It's cringe
As if the entire MCU isn't? People tell on themselves that they watch these bottom-of-the-barrel slop movies and then they report, flabbergasted, that their bottom-of-the-barrel slop has unpalatable things in it. It did all along you fricking loser grow up and start watching real movies for adults. Yes, black-and-white slow dramas from Europe and arthouse flicks and silent movies and all that shit. No joke, those are the kinds of movies you should be watching. Only the braindead mediocre zombies of the world willingly consume this slop and they at least have the common decency not to complain while doing so.
>it's bad because the girl shakes her big ass
You're literally a homosexual, see:
No one cares you dumb homosexual
Who is this semen demon?
This killed the MCU! It's degenerate! Twerking is degenerate! Why is this in a kids show? This is gross!
homie mad about degeneracy while posting on Cinemaphile *laughing crying emoji*
Megan Thee White man's prostitute
She has a black boyfriend
She has relationships with black "man"
But sex with Whites
>She has a black boyfriend
Not for long. 😉
And a white Daddy
brehs
How does that lipstick work?
It's designed to be water resistant so it doesn't smudge when you drink or lick it. It will absolutely smear on your dick though if she really sucks it.
Source: Girlfriend is black, wears lipstick like that. I'm not a huge fan because it feels different when I kiss her but whatever, it makes her happy when we go out.
This is the one I buy for her:
https://www.nordstrom.com/s/guerlain-rouge-g-customizable-luxurious-velvet-metallic-lipstick/7129122?color=EXOTIC+RED&size=one+size&country=US¤cy=USD&utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=seo_shopping&utm_channel=low_nd_seo_shopping&srsltid=AfmBOopgne6QvTu1dBYySBiEULU_GYmmeJ5ocXytuMrPPlNinLGWurFYERc
It's CGI
I think she's trying to make me think of what her tongue would do to my weener
your wiener would turn black?
Anybody have the fart edit?
They really tried to make a eye-candy character a serious one
lmao just but Tati on a bikini fighting
I'm super racist but I want to frick the nastiest most ghetto Black person bawd possible, how do I do this as a white chud?
>I'm super racist but I want to frick the nastiest most ghetto Black person bawd possible
what causes this
he watched the wire
The more time passes the more bizarre it gets
the behind the scenes footage made me lol hard, it looks ridiculous
It always bring a smile to my face
The female writers admitted they didn’t know how to write a courtroom drama with a lawyer character. Next level incompetence
what kind of privilege gets you a job that you have no ability to do?
being a "woman" or ticking any box on the diversity spectrum
Not with a bang but with a twerk, innit
Did you ever know a kid in school who acted like a fricking gay or moron, and when the average normie kids mocked him for it or simply excluded him in that brutally amoral way kids do, the kid "defied" them by doubling down on being weird/gay/moronic? And then he became known as the fricking gay moron kid?
That's basically all liberals/leftists in the millennial through gen-x generations, with some slight modifications. They were gay dorks in the 90s and early 2000s, but monopolized discourse and portrayed themselves as punk rock nerds etc., and then for a brief moment, pop culture industries saw them as the main demographic ($$$) and targeted them exclusively, forcing EVERYONE to be gay punk rock nerds with heckin chungus wholesome type neurotic self-effacing "nice guy" / "uhhh dude that's NOT cool" type tone-policing morality. This is all fine, but then things shifted slightly, and counter-discourses developed (some simply regained prominence) and started calling these guys gays, which they are. But they had been dominant for so long, AND they kind of sensed that the gay accusation was accurate, that they had to triple down on being gays.
So they started insisting, internally and externally, that being a punk rock heckin wholesome gay white nerdy self-deprecating black culture appreciator is the ONLY way to be. Any time you see Cardi B twerking with heckin wholesome "comics are for adults too" characters, it's because a millennial is saying "I know you want to gas me for being a fruit, but I'm going to conquer you with the power of being EVEN MORE of a fruit!" They can't turn back now, they have to go all the way, until you get 'em (Hitler).
Hmm yes I think this classroom grievance dialectics and the fact that those nerds went on to get media jobs plays a part here and of course $ corporate greed $ but it's also largely the good old coordinated psyops whereby everything decadent gets pushed while virility and the sexual mores that make for high civilization are increasingly frowned upon, regression to barbarism being the goal for the masses.
Bingo.
Spot on.
You're right.
The liberals WERE the bullies, anon. You're just a moronic child who thought he was the cool kid in HS despite having no friends.
>moronic child
I meant to type "chud" but I guess that also works.
>some grand conspiracy
A marketing exec probably thought it was a good idea, maybe Megan suggested it herself and they thought this would appeal to her demo. These things are all about money and people needing to justify their paycheques by coming up with new (bad) ideas.
>let's add a funny after-credits scene with the characters dancing, that's fun
>ok guys listen up. I've combined all the buzzwords I could think of to create a theory on why I'm so incredibly oppressed by this one scene in this show on TV, here it is:
>IT-IT'S JUST A FUNNY FUN DANCING SCENE CHUD
Love watching you types desperately clinging to your fading veneer
Megan thee Stallion looks like a troony. I don't get the appeal, she has a nice body but that's it. I feel like you ca go to Atlanta and find a woman that mogs her in minutes
megan a cute
Looks like Jazz
Unironically if you "open up" to women you deserve to die alone.
I open up to all women as soon as I meet them so that they won't bother me.
homie what
most trannies are lanklets
At least she has a nice body. Nicki Minaj is just plain disgusting and yet Cinemaphile worships her.
>we want the zoomer TikTok audience
Good luck getting them off their phones to watch an entire episode of a tv show
same
mummy
Average white boi brain
diversity just clicked
cool post, can i print out some copies to give my friends?
Because this is something She-Hulk would do, you know-nothing non-comic-reading casualgay.
BRAAAAAP
they always look like they're about to poop. is that the new sexy? seriously. i've never rejected some black pussy, but have no wish to be pooped on...i can't feature it...
That is NOT an efficient way to eat a banana
A ritual to attract males, some low intelligence females considered it a great achievement if they can succeed in doing it and attract more males.
best thread on Cinemaphile right now
the fact that I got to see in my lifetime, if only for a brief beautiful second, the ascent of the voluptuous fertility goddess archetype over that of the skellyton fashion model, makes it all worth it
frick man i NEED to have a cut of some of this leg meat; HOLY SHIT the marbling is going to be fricking CRAZY
You might want to ponder CDC STD RATES BLACK WOMEN before you go dipping your rod in any seemingly inviting holes.
PLASTIC prostituteFACE FACTOR is another issue.
Fake hair, fake nails, fake eyelashes, faked skin quality, fake knees, fake hips, fake boobs, fake butt implants, fake teeth... if what you irrationally desire is mostly plastic inserts pretending to be idealized beauty... drill a hole in a mannequin and insert a Fleshlight tube, you'll get a cheaper less stupid sex experience.
If you need some reading experience, MILLENNIUM by JOHN VARLEY, forgettable movie wherein time travellers snatch & replace airplane crash victims with vat grown copies to save their pollution heavy unpleasant future.
https://archive.org/details/millennium00john
The main character falls in love with a future woman who's "skin suit" is mostly fake with bits and pieces are all inserted to replace lost organs or functions. The real her is missing hair, a leg, teeth, nose chunks, and so on, like a military veteran that stepped on a landmine. Humanity can "accept modular sex partners" with arrays of swap out body chunks, but wouldn't you prefer someone a bit less UNLUCKY and with mostly no fake replacement chunks (at least in the sub-70s age bracket). There's a reason NATURAL BEAUTY was tied to FERTILITY & HEALTH before the prostituteFLATION BALLOON got so huge that "The Taliban" these days seems like reasonable moderation compared to "women's rights" continuing.
How autistic do you have to be to draw a parallel to some shlock you had on the quick draw?
As a straight man, I never ponder.
megan thee stallion should be in more kinos
I was 14 when this video came out and was groomed by Nicki's ass
Literally me.
have a nice day zoomers
zoomer boys cant get enough Nicki worship
The future is now, old man
>1919: voting = freedom
>1960whatever: drugs, taking a dick with no ring = freedom
>1960-70whatever: burnings bras, eating pussy = freedom
>1980whatever: single mom = freedom
>Jennifer Lopez-now: ass = freedom
ass=attract chad
single mom=chad didn't stick around
sexual liberation=get to frick chad
taking a dick with no ring=if it belongs to chad
voting=getting power over beta bux
The world has gotten better you're just not good enough for it.
based
>BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPFFFT
My home. That is where I belong. Where I shall live. Between her luscious mud flaps, where I get first dibs on every smell issued forth in generous braptitude.
Yeah man, a world full of fatherless kids of STD-ridden bawds getting banged by a revolving door of men and living in apartments their whole lives is certainly a better world than stable families owning homes! Thanks rabbi!
incel
I'm married THOUGH
I liked Megan before the fame
Because we need to push THE MESSAGE{/spoiler]
Jews.
Thats why.
Weak whites.
That's why.
genetics
>Neglected child desperately seeks attention from any older male figure while the mother ignores it and twerks
Holy frick they literally are apes.
This was the most "I'm mad about nothing" moment the modern MCU has generated. It's like a 5 second scene where She-Hulk, a massive prostitute in the comics, twerks with her rapper client for fun. Read a fricking She-Hulk comic. The show was pretty on point. If you didn't like it fair enough, god knows She-Hulk has never been a big draw sales wise. But people got so fricking "my culture if dying" over this nothing scene. There're better things to get angry about lads, frick.
They can't help themselves. Just get mad at everything and hope something sticks. Only problem is that the majority of people will just tune out that bs like they did with the tumblrinas back in the day.
Culture war.
I subscribed to an AI image generation website so I could create my own porn of Megan thee Stallion, Doja Cat, Cardi B, Bryce Dallas Howard, Kristen Stewart, Kiernan Shipka, Kat Dennings, Emma Watson ,Emma Roberts, Christina Hendricks, Susan Sarandon and Sigourney Weaver. So far it's been the best money I've ever spent.
Which site, I have seen some but I'm always hesitant to bother for a reason maybe because it's paid
https://tungsten.run/
You don't need to pay, you get 15 free generations a day, I'm just an obsessed coomer and it may take 20 tries to get a picture "perfect." I've got the basic plan, it works great.
Next step is learning how to train models myself so I can get even more realistic nudes.
>Next step is learning how to train models myself so I can get even more realistic nudes.
Look up how to train Loras.
Post some
Sorry had to screenshot, wouldn't let me save in a format I could upload to imgur.
Here's Kristen Stewart, Emma Watson, Kiernan Shipka, Gwenyth Paltrow and pregnant Hillary Duff
NSFW
NSFW
https://imgur.com/a/rBu76ti
Thanks for trying but I think it got 404'd instantly, can't upload nsfw to imgur anymore. Try some other site, or start a thread in /b/. Or don't if you don't feel like it kek
i want megan to rip a big fart up my nose
humiliation ritual
>is that women shaking their butts??? THIS IS LITERALLY MALE GENOCIDE!!!!
it's based
based
cringe
the kino that saved marvel
God I WISH they would do that but with my head between their asses
women writing women
Because modern 'writers' aren't writers - they are opinion havers.
When Disney bought Star Wars they claimed they failed because they had to write original stories for the franchise.
When they made this and had her be a girl boss lawyer, they realized none of them could write courthouse dialogue...so they did the lazy thing of celebrity cameos and objectifying women
Imagine the counterthrust
tpbp
Imagine the stank ass BRAPS
Cause Black person mating dance that is why.
When a culture reaches the height of it's decadence the League of Shadows emerges to restore balance.
I want to impregnate a black woman
I love Black folk