I'll never forget the time I was working as a dishwasher, listening to music on my speaker and then an ad for Charmin came on where some guy was singing about wiping his ass. This cute waitress I like came back and said "Ew, what the hell are you listening to?"
I spilled my spaghetti trying to explain it was an ad, not my music. Frick Charmin.
Why do they always use animals or babies to advertise toilet paper? What if there was a commercial with a hot woman taking a big nasty shit, but she was smiling because she had (insert brand here) toilet paper?
>We've been doing a lot of thinking about your account Mr. Charmin, and we think we have a fresh approach. Now we can't actually show an actor wiping their ass on national television to demonstrate how well your product works, the FCC would have a conniption. But we believe we've found a workaround, our israeli intern Ginsberg is responsible for this one. Meet the Charmin bears. They're a family of cartoon bears, and as one would expect, when they shit in the woods, it gets caught in their fur. And when they wipe with the inferior 1-ply generic brand, it gets stuck. Now, the baby bear waving his shitty butthole covered in specks of your competitions toilet paper, that we can show. It's... electric, potent. I had our gay art director Salvatore come up with some story boards, it's got a real Fritz the cat meets Berenstain bears air to it.
>t. Joel Haver fan
We've been having shit bear threads for years before your favorite YouTube gay picked up on it
This advert slaps because you would imagine that bears get shit all over their fur on a daily basis...
BUT NOT THIS BEAR
I'll never forget the time I was working as a dishwasher, listening to music on my speaker and then an ad for Charmin came on where some guy was singing about wiping his ass. This cute waitress I like came back and said "Ew, what the hell are you listening to?"
I spilled my spaghetti trying to explain it was an ad, not my music. Frick Charmin.
You should have said “Im a bewa I dont cawa” and made this face
Do bey-was often cah-wa?
Never
(They) are trying to normalize their disgusting fetishes
Check out the toy aisle next time you're at a big box store, literal shit everywhere.
Poop fetish is kino, and a part of European culture. Just take a look.
the notorious freemason mozart
>implying he didnt only go because they had the best parties
>Poop comes out of the supply tank
You're doing it wrong
MY HEINEYS CLEAN OH MY POOPY SHITHOLES CLEAN!! OH YEAH ITS CHARMIN CLEAN
I would use Charmin more if they used that particular bear to clean my hole.
whys he giving me sex eyes??
Your waitress could have just minded her own fricking business.
My ass leaks like sweats doodoo water all day. I need a soft tissue.
>toilet paper
If you got shit on your hand would you just wipe it off with dry paper and call it clean?
Take the handheld bidet pill
>spraying diarrhea juice all over
>clean
Bidets are poor gay cope.
You shouldn't shower either because it's spraying dead skin grease water all over
I don't shower and I think you knew that already.
These bears are literally obsessed with wiping their ass. Wtf
Why do they always use animals or babies to advertise toilet paper? What if there was a commercial with a hot woman taking a big nasty shit, but she was smiling because she had (insert brand here) toilet paper?
women don't poop
Where is that bear's butthole supposed to be?
>We've been doing a lot of thinking about your account Mr. Charmin, and we think we have a fresh approach. Now we can't actually show an actor wiping their ass on national television to demonstrate how well your product works, the FCC would have a conniption. But we believe we've found a workaround, our israeli intern Ginsberg is responsible for this one. Meet the Charmin bears. They're a family of cartoon bears, and as one would expect, when they shit in the woods, it gets caught in their fur. And when they wipe with the inferior 1-ply generic brand, it gets stuck. Now, the baby bear waving his shitty butthole covered in specks of your competitions toilet paper, that we can show. It's... electric, potent. I had our gay art director Salvatore come up with some story boards, it's got a real Fritz the cat meets Berenstain bears air to it.
>we wipe ass
Is that pointing to the bear's neo-vegana?
I don't trust anyone that enjoys shitting as much as these fricking bears.