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Baby Shark
Doodoodadoodoo
That's not by Cocomelon
Shows up as the third hit on Duckduckgo, so they either covered it or did an animation for it.
I can tell you virgins don't have children.
Baby Shark, the one you're thinking of, wasn't done by Cocomelon, it was by some company called Pinkfong.
Cocomelon has done a cover of it with their own shitty characters though.
Because it's brainless and low effort dog shit. I try not to let my kid watch it because she turns into a zombie while she does, Bluey is better because she engages and laughes at jokes, and learns quite a few things. Frick Cocomelon and frick Netflix.
Mmmmmmm delicious Pinkfong
Shit like this makes me feel so much despair for the future.
Idol worship is absolutely disgusting. Kids shouldn't be exposed to this type of thing.
Celebrities were always a thing.
Yeah, and it's always been unhealthy. It's also worse than it's ever been.
This is not the type of behavior that should be reinforced.
I watched this movie because Pinkfong was so cute in this webm. Half the songs in the movie were Baby Shark. At least Pinkfong was really cute tho. I liked Billi too.
>Because it's brainless and low effort dog shit. I try not to let my kid watch it because she turns into a zombie while she does, Bluey is better because she engages and laughes at jokes, and learns quite a few things. Frick Cocomelon and frick Netflix.
This. Jesus frick do i despise cocomelon
This exists, please buy it, your daughter will thank you for it.
>has children
>uses Cinemaphile
How fake?
Isn't cocomelon aimed at a younger audience compared to the top shows? Wouldn't it be better to include shows like Bluey or Paw Patrol up there instead?
it's not aimed anywhere, it's one step below finger puppets but it's engineered to draw kids like moths to a light bulb and it definitely works in the same manner
dude, cocomelon is for toddlers, not kids. You have to compare it with teletubbies, not the cartoons you put above. It doesn't take a genius to understand this
yeah like teletubbies or any other toddler cartoon
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One, apples and oranges. Or apples to watermelons, in this case
Two, I'm convinced Cocomelon was sent here to brainwash children. For what, God only knows, but no part of that shit is educational
>I'm convinced Cocomelon was sent here to brainwash children. For what, God only knows
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>le gays in le heckin preschool show!
For only one segment. I'm talking about the whole thing
If the gay dads doesn’t bother you you are already high on the slop and really shouldn’t concern yourself with why they are feeding you said slop.
>If the gay dads doesn’t bother you
Because it's not important for why Cocomelon is bad for children. If Daily Wire makes their own goddamned version of Cocomelon, same format and everything with only heckin trad families, do you honestly think it would be any better?
Yes because it doesn’t encourage my child to be a 41%er
You're stuck on the one segment in Cocomelon because you probably didn't care about it hypnotizing preschoolers until they did it with two dads and a boy wearing a princess costume. Fight the real enemy, please.
>Rock and Roll is Satan's work!
That is you. That is literally what you sound like.
Cocomelon is a malevolent force on this earth, just not because of a single segment about a kid with two dads playing dress-up
100% fake.
>my child
You will never have children or reproduce, incel
You'd be surprised how far idpol brainrot has spread, including to people who have already fricked or are currently fricking
I hope your so called kid comes out when she's older just to spite you.
They'll commit suicide for a handful of other reasons, take your pick.
And you'll lament that you never saw it coming.
>Cocomelon was sent here to brainwash children
Just like all those moronic instagram/tiktok reels of people doing stupid shit like making popcorn put of their ass or giving a cellphone to a homeless kid. It's literal psychological warfare, and I'm surprised people haven't caught up on that.
Cocomelon has figured out that kids under a certain age don't really watch TV for the plot. When I was two or three I watched the hell out of Eureka's Castle. I never knew what the frick was going on in that show, just that there was a cool dragon guy and a bat that said "I meant to do that". As long as there was shit going on on-screen, I'd watch it.
Most adults are like that, people watch the hell out of Family Guy. They never know what the frick was going on in that show, just that there was a cool fat guy who is a dad, a dog thats just Seth MacFarlane's fursona, a pervert, a guy in a wheelchair, a black guy who had his own spin off that got canceled, and a baby that says "What the deuce?!?". As long as there was shit going on on-screen, they watch it.
This lady told me to throw away everything that doesn't spark joy.
now i don't have any underpants
Fixed.
It sparks joy in my pants.
I don't care for Nagatoro but there's worse anime out there
What's that schizo who's obsessed with western cartoons animated by the Japanese. Is it famicom-somthing?
What are you up to anon?
This meme looks like some shit I'd see when I was 13. If you aren't a parent or someone who studies Early Childhood education you shouldn't care about fricking toddler cartoons.
The only reason why Cinemaphile doesn't like Cocomelon is because they can't no porn for it because it's made for literal toddlers.
But they love Bluey and that's just as ugly
There's so, so much porn of Bluey and PAW Patrol