Why always three ?

Why always three ?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    three dicks in your mom lol

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wish there's three dicks in me right now

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        gokubro btw

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/1iHvgMcO0kid
    >Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
    Ring a dong! hop along! Fal lal the willow!
    >Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!

    Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! My darling!
    >Light goes the weather-wind and the feathered starling.
    Down along under Hill, shining in the sunlight,
    >Waiting on the doorstep for the cold starlight,
    There my pretty lady is, River-woman's daughter,
    >Slender as the willow-wand, clearer than the water.
    Old Tom Bombadil water-lilies bringing
    >Comes hopping home again. Can you hear him singing?
    Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! and merry-o!
    >Goldberry, Goldberry, merry yellow berry-o!
    Poor old Willow-man, you tuck your roots away!
    >Tom's in a hurry now. Evening will follow day.
    Tom's going home again water-lilies bringing.
    >Hey! Come derry dol! Can you hear me singing?

    Hop along, my little friends, up the Withywindle!
    >Tom's going on ahead candles for to kindle.
    Down west sinks the Sun: soon you will be groping.
    >When the night-shadows fall, then the door will open,
    Out of the window-panes light will twinkle yellow.
    >Fear no alder black! Heed no hoary willow!
    Fear neither root nor bough! Tom goes on before you.
    >Hey now! merry dol! We'll be waiting for you!

    Hey! Come derry dol! Hop along, my hearties!
    >Hobbits! Ponies all! We are fond of parties.
    Now let the fun begin! Let us sing together!

    >Now let the song begin! Let us sing together!
    Of sun, stars, moon and mist, rain and cloudy weather,
    >Light on the budding leaf, dew on the feather,
    Wind on the open hill, bells on the heather,
    >Reeds by the shady pool, lilies on the water:
    Old Tom Bombadil and the River-daughter!

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did boromir die here?
    none of the arrows hit his heart, and he was not bleeding

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He died from eternal bleeding

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s international. IT’S INTERNATIONAL BLEEDING IDIOT

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are other organs in your body besides your heart.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        but none of them are vital for living

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some of them will leak toxins or literal shit into your blood stream

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'm pretty sure you need lungs to breathe, a digestive tract to absorb nutrients and a brain to control it all but I didn't pay attention in biology class much.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post vertebra

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least one of those arrows is in his lungs.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            he still has atleast 1 lung to breathe

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              his other lung is being filled with blood, moron. his blood pressure drops like a rock and he's dead.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll stab you in the kidneys

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you die if your liver or kidney gets punctured

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shockingly enough not the dumbest poster on Cinemaphile.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          g8 b8 m8 i r8 an 8/8 m8

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uppermost arrow shot through clavicle, pierced left lung
        Middle arrow right in the stomach
        Lowermost arrow to the kidney
        Died of internal bleeding and suffocation. Tooks less than a couple minutes. Plus those arrows look very deep in his flesh

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          in english, doc?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tooks less
          Good morning sir!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tooks less
          Good morning sir!

          fool of a tooks!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Plus those arrows look very deep in his flesh

          Looking at the thickness of them, the arrows should be long enough to be sticking out of his back, unless they broke inside him.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol Boromir should have taken an arrow to the knee lol that'd be funny

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 is the earliest time your brain will perceive a pattern. his pattern was getting shot by arrows.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else get really horny imagining hordes of nubile young female Rohan soldiers charging the gates of Mordor with orcs firing crossbows down into their soft nubile bodies, piercing them with ugly cast iron bolts that rip through their pale tender flesh, thudding the against the bone, their helpless whimpering as their bleeding Bodies pile up higher and higher, their asses jiggling as more crossbow bolts stick into their fallen bodies, female soldiers sobbing as they desperately clamber over the bloodslick corpses of their sisters, swords slipping from their hands, the rhythmic thudding of their innocent bodies torn by cruel metal providing harmony to their sobs of agony.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because one is an accident, two is a coincidence but three is a pattern so you know they really were aiming at that target

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Autism

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a magical number to the ancient Celts.
    The Irish menace are behind it all.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It bugs me slightly that the orcs who hit Isildur apparently all shot from the same angle directly behind him despite him being in a river and them being on the shore, AND there being three of them. Those arrows should be sticking out at shallower and more disparate angles. This makes it look like he was executed by arrow firing squad from behind then dumped in the river.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The grouping is also suspicious. Almost Elven in the precision.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    1) to show the watcher that shits getting serious/cut to character screaming nooooo
    2) after character has a badass 2nd burst of wind to show they're cool the second arrow is to scream at the watcher that the character isn't going to survive, because wounding a character once is enough but two times is unnecessary unless its going somewhere
    3) to make the death quick and clean and dramatic instead of having them wriggle in agony for minutes bleeding out like a stuck pig.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    name of movie?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      its from game of thrones

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beowulf (2007)

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