Why are all Americucks so obsessed with answering every questin with a smartass or sarcastic comment to every question?

Why are all Americucks so obsessed with answering every questin with a smartass or sarcastic comment to every question? Can't they give a simple yes or no answer?

Many of the problems in this flick could be solved with simple answers.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf Limmy is a troon now?

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's just the character.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, so now banter is bad

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Americans are terrible in banter, Australians are the only ones that are good at it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amrican banter is like watching women arguing. b***hy and passive agressive

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    chicks dig it

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't they give a simple yes or no answer?
    You tell me.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    John Stewart effect.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    because were all insecure and ungrounded. sincerity often only harms someone in america

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a good answer, reminds me of de Tocqueville's quote about American behaviour in Europe.
      https://xroads.virginia.edu/~Hyper/DETOC/toc_indx.html

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those are not Americans per se but israelites

      Sincerity can't exist in a multicultural society

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think it's an anglo thing generally, maybe even wider, nobody wants sincerity really

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They aren't really thinking about what was just said to them. They're too busy being smart alecks.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the movie was written by aaron sorkin who practically exemplifies the style of dialogue writing that's extremely 'witty', very 'quippy' and snarky, and super fast-talking. Like in any sorkin scene someone has to own someone else in intellectual combat by mentioning that their IQ is 235 or that they triple majored in physics, economics, and pussygetting at double-harvard or something. the scene where the winklevoss twins speak to the harvard dean about zucc stealing their idea is the perfect example.
    it's a little bit like joss whedon or even capeshit dialogue but far more pretentious about its intellectual content and with a few more IQ points
    that said i like the movie and sorkin isn't always a bad writer, he just needs a good editor and someone to restrain his worst instincts. that news anchor show he did is like, excruciatingly bad. moneyball, social network, and a few good men are great though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh also that soundtrack is incredibly good arguably trent reznors finest work since like his first 3 albums and ever since

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aaron Sorkin isn't the average american. He's a talentless shitty writer

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Many of the problems in this flick could be solved with simple answers.
    That's the point

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Americans have been conditioned to be eternal children wanting instant gratification and dopamine hits by corporations and the financial sector. They want the rest of the world to become like Americans.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this movie only has one problem and that is that stupid hacking party scene

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Attribution error. Lots of people think they succeed because of their prole-tier banter. In reality, it's because they have some other quality. But they incorrectly attribute their success to their stupid banter.

    Examples

    >6'2" football player has lots of friends and girlfriends
    >He thinks banter skills will help him succeed in sales or advertising
    >He fails at them. Because he's actually a douche and not informed. But he was a football player so hot girls and friends.

    >Quiet submissive guy
    >Always getting promoted
    >Thinks it's because of his work banter and people skills
    >It's actually because he's submissive and will do any bullshit his boss asks of him without hesitation

    >Most girls
    >Think they are interesting and make witty banter
    >Mostly they are goofy c**ts
    >But their best girlfriends are nice to them because echo chamber. And boys are nice to them because boys are taught to be nice to girls.
    >They make basic and dumb conversation unless they meet a guy who shows them what good conversation is like

    >tl:dr
    It makes normies feel smarter than you

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      submissive guy
      getting promoted
      never happened

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have repressed memories of quiet submissive guy, anon. There was at least one guy who never said anything to you except

        >Hey man. You doing ok? [Smug expression]

        He drove a modded Asian car. He listened to Breaking Benjamin or Rage Against the Machine. He had the aura of a man who likes women but rarely sees vegana.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about you blow it out your ass?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My brother in law is like this. Its very very tiring after a while, every response is some quip straight off a reddit thread fishing for upvotes. dude thinks hes the wittiest mother trucker in the world.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't even give simple answers, I would listen. Which is what no one did.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cowboy jock Chad culture. Sorry you come from a irrelevant shithole

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