Why are all her movies so....bad? She's literally a sign that you're about to watch overrated slop.
Why are all her movies so....bad? She's literally a sign that you're about to watch overrated slop.
Why are all her movies so....bad? She's literally a sign that you're about to watch overrated slop.
Why are all OPs... homosexuals? It's literally a sign that you're about to read homosexualry.
Then why are you here?
To laugh at you gayboy
have a nice day troony homosexual
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Fricking burned
Look at this samrgayging lmao. You pulled THIS SHIT with me the last time when I made my smurfs communism thread. Frick you dude. Die
because the 80s and 90s was just showing people stars they could jerk off to to get into the movies
thank god porn became popular so we could get all the porn like sex out of the movies
Your movies suck, Jenny. Get over it.
Your daughter is kino tho
Daughter?
Wait...she only has two boys...right?
>he doesn't know
The movie where she was naked and we could see everything was based.
I'm sorry, my mind was breasts
She's really pretty
But she always plays a b***h or a prostitute lol
Sex with Jennifer Connelly
That's an interesting idea anon. Do you mind expanding on your thoughts, perhaps with some visual aids?
hell yeah brother I would bust a load on her honkers
Me too
i would suck every inch of her heavenly body, then let her cut my throat and drink my christian blood
i think theyre allergic to that
That unibrow is so fricking HNNGGGGgggg
>can't even count to two
I knew gays were dumb, but holy shit.
there's no non-sexual reason to have a shot like this in your film
Not that there's anything wrong with that
Fawk I JUST HAD SEX WITH JENNIFER CONNELLY!
Jennifer's swollen tank top breasts cannot be defeated
Dark City is pure kino.
Rocketeer you fricking mong.
Labyrinth with David Bowie is great
Post 2001, There is a massive drop in her hit rate.
Dark City is great however
>Once Upon a Time in America is slop
it kinda is. It's kinda enjoyable from moment to moment because it's a bunch of period gangster stuff. But it adds up to nothing. It's worth a watch but it is no masterpiece. It's just really long.
I agree. Moderately entertaining and forgettable
Once Upon a Time in America, The Hot Spot, Dark City, and Phenomena, all good to great. Labyrinth is cute. Mulholland Falls was okay.
OP pic related was a piece of shit, though. Jcon's boobs are pretty much the only reason to watch both it and Mulholland Falls.
Holy shit filtered
Last her in nuTop Gun, she was still very pretty.
Mogged the shit out of the actor playing her daughter, although that wasnt difficult.
>Why are all her movies so....bad?
Labyrinth was kino.
Once Upon a Time in America
Labyrinth
Phenomena
The Rocketeer
Mulholland Falls
Inventing The Abbotts
Waking the Dead
DARK CITY
Hulk
A Beautiful Mind
House of Sand and Fog
Akita Battle Angel
>Akita
You forget Hulk
>House of Sand and Fog
such an underrated film tho
I will watch any slop if there is a cute girl in it
The only movie I know I've seen with her is Dark City. It's a sci-fi movie from the same director as The Crow and Kiefer Sutherland is also in it. It is absolute garbage. OP's theory holds up as far as I know.
Labyrinth is timeless kino, you tasteless goblin, but I've admittedly never seen her in anything half as good again. Dark City, maybe.
Rocketeer, you fricking mong.
>I've admittedly never seen her in anything half as good again
that's because you're an ephebophile
>you're an ephebophile
Yes. I like the best.
Based. Any man who doesn't feel the same is simply coping.
She's the female version of Jared Leto. Terrible actress who you're supposed to believe is actually amazing for some reason, but is really just there to be eye candy for the opposite sex
>but is really just there to be eye candy for the opposite sex
All things considered, I'll take it!
She was so hot that they put her in movies that they knew would fail to try to increase ticket sales. And it ALWAYS worked because she was legit THE hottest actress of all time.
Pretty much all her movies during her prime flopped really hard
Which is why they cast her in them. Imagine how much more money they would have lost without her.
Shes female handsome and had some really nice breasts, but she's nowhere near Scarjo
She absolutely moggs scarjo the ugly b***h
Stfu gaylord
It's an absolute slaughter
Right is gross. Left is overrated. She was hot during her big titty period Career Opportunities to Rocketeer
Damn
I know. Even w/ AI she looks awful. Cardellini destroys, let alone JLH
LMAO FRICK OFF
Trannies love JConn; not for the 3-4 years she was legit hot...
But form the rest of the time when she looked like Daniel Day Lewis
Where do you utter moronsget this shit??
Shes 23 there. Scarjo is 35 here and had already lost her breasts to kevin feige. Her hair is up too, which makes a huge difference, especially when it comes to JConns rushmorean profile
She wasn’t 23 there. That pic of jcon is near Dark city. So she’s late 20’s at that point. She had more meat on her face when she was 23
Jennifer Connelly is 14 years older than Scarjo and I do not think there has ever been a moment in time when I would have rather had sex with Scarjo than JConn.
Good her bony box would feel good scissoring your front hole
>she was legit THE hottest actress of all time.
debatable, there's also prime brooke shields and bellucci
Bellucci has against her never to have had a teenage beauty phase, she was always a womanly figure. Brooke's issue is the shorter prime she's had compared with JCon's who looked all kinds of great from the mid 80s to the mid 00s.
homie what? Brooke Shields was playing bombshell characters all the way up to That 70s Show and she's older than Jennifer Connelly
We're discussing the the hottest actress not the one that looked more like a teenager.
You're pretty close to getting it
Shut up ephebophile
lmao, the npc's brain thinks that's an insult
Im not insulting you I'm saying you're not objective
Never understood why they chose to have Bellucci be a bond girl in the Craig era. She would have fit right in in a Dalton or Moore film
>. And it ALWAYS worked because she was legit THE hottest actress of all time.
shes so fricking mid. chubby.
She's just really attractive in just about every way. Her acting and even the movies she is in only need to be passable.
Requiem for My Cream
why did she nuke her canons?
Being typecast as the skinny hot brunette with fat boobs just wasn't enough
It got bad for a while there.
the wall gets them all. but she wasnt too bad in Blood diamond.
The greatest israeli victory was making their women so breedable
Maternal line is just coping for geting cucked
90% of them are shit and she plays a prostitute in almost all of them
yeah, she really does play the same character over and over
way too thin. look at those "thighs".
dropped
One the primary criteria upon which any movie must be assessed for quality must be the sizableness and squeezability of the breasts of the women in it. For that reason, it's completely illegitimate and just outright untrue to suggest she's ever been in a bad movie.
What movie can you see her boobs in
all of them
I think he wanted to see her nekkid
Mulholland Falls and The Hot Spot.
There's other ones I haven't seen. She got naked a lot in her prime.
she has a nice body but I can't see past her pig nose. She also seems like someone who fricked a producer to get into movies.
>She also seems like someone who fricked a producer to get into movies.
that or the fact that shes a israeliteess
sexo
Come on, post the horse riding webm already.
Phenomena is great. Probably the best Argento film along Suspiria. have a nice day.
I'd have loved to have seen a Clock Tower movie back then, if only just to have seen young Jennifer bouncing around as she ran through the spooky mansion
wait did they model her in the game?
my buddy wasn't allowed to play this game it gave him nightmares
>wait did they model her in the game?
They did, yeah. That's Jennifer Connelly right down to the letter, first name included
>my buddy wasn't allowed to play this game it gave him nightmares
That's understandable, as it was a pretty scary game, even today
The character is based on her, same with Tifa. She was a huge star in Japan, a lot of Jennifer Connelly lookalikes show up in their 90's media.
Phenomena is kino
Phenomena was pretty good. After you learn the chimp took a bite out of one of Jennifer Connelly's fingers it adds a whole other level to the screens when they are together.
For me, it’s Suspiria ‘77
She actually got a lot more attractive as she got older, some reverse type shit.
Really gay take. Shes got mogged by drew Barrymore and some pixie faced rando
Jenn is mogging all the other b***hes
Yes, the tall, craggly, handsome female is mogging
Shes still young here. She had 3-4 years and a brief resurgence circa RFAD. But you can even see here that it's all makeup and hair. Shes simply not cute nor pretty like picrel. Shes female handsome and sexually available. And there's no ass to be found
Apart from former fatties, I cannot think of a single woman other than Jennifer who was hotter at 35 than 20.
Dude, get help
Ah yes. That's why women never lie about their age to appear younger. That's why most porn stars enter the business at 35 instead of 20. You fricking moron.
Nice strawman. No way JConn looked better at 35 than 20. She needs the baby fat
when i see her face suddenly life is worth living again
For me? I want to kill myself because I will never have her at her peak.
Not that those pics are representative, but based on them the order is
10 > 00 > 90 > 70 > 80
delusional
how many nose jobs has she had?
...she really does look like Daniel Day Lewis. How did I never notice that?
>She needs the baby fat
no she didnt.
>attractive c**t
>cant act
>...Why are the movies bad?
>t. roastie
Don't you talk shit about my wife!
bawd.
she was in Top Gun: Maverick so your argument is invalid
sex
I like her even as an old hag
Okay, especially as an old hag
Would. But it's still gross. She didn't age well. Face it
That is not tasty at all... Frick, I hate the wall
I'll eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner
>Hag
I wish Jennifer got more pudgy as she aged instead of looking like a scarecrow
Once Upon a Time in America
Labyrinth
kinda Dark City some times
Requiem for a Dream
A Beautiful Mind
all of these are great movies.
Some Girls is nice, one of her more mature movies.
Seven Minutes in Heaven was a good performance from her early years
THE WAGES OF A israelite LOVER
ARE AAALWAYS BONES AND LEATHER
AND WHILE IM HERE
A MILLION POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN
At the end of the day, Requiem for a Dream was really a movie about 2 girls trying to make ends meet.
>You will never have an extremely dependent Jennifer who will do whatever lewd things you ask
Pain
Bro. Just post the webm already.
Holding hands with Jennifer!
Frick you
lol bro I will hold her ass and lead with my testicles
you will be a homosexual sidelines FOREVER
Whimble whamble starts to play
Dance with me
Make me sway
Almost all of her movies are good OP. I think you’re just being coy
When I look at her in this movie my chest hurts. Why?
You know why. she cute
It means you're either too young to be here or youre mired in a serious state of arrested development. Any intentions are criminal intentions. Be forewarned. We have your IP adress
Lmao he thinks people give a shit about the movie. You watch it for her and only for her, full stop.
why do you virgins put these actresses on a pedestal?
i can go outside right now and find 15 women more attractive than scar-jo or jennifer connelly.
fricking touch grass
i dont believe you
JConn is a 9/10 in her prime; and w/ Hollywood, in her youth, tricks shes a ten.
So you're kinda right.
Scarjo is an absolute freak. Shes almost weird looking, so you're wrong there
>that eyebrow game
>that long, brown hair
>those green eyes
>that nice face
>those sexy-ass fat breasts
All in one person. It's a rare thing. We appreciate it is all we're saying.
I absolutely believe him.
I easily do the same, but I live in Vancouver. Don't know where he lives, but even if it's a small rural town I still believe him.
But hulk 2003 was kino
meme
Being the inspiration for Tifa a pretty good legacy
>that art on the right
areolas
slop slop slop slop
Iconic.
Hulkino 2003
she looked better older when she wasnt so chubby a la Blood Diamond.
Trannies can't stand her overblown femaleness. The anti-Connelly posts ooze raging jealousy.