Why are all the Harkonnens aka the bad guys so pale skinned?

Why are all the Harkonnens aka the bad guys so pale skinned?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know why

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because white people are thin skinned homosexuals?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, the opposite actually.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One shot at life and you weren't born human
        Grim

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >black people can be triggered by one (1) specific word to ape out
        >w-whities are so f-fragile!!!
        monkey noises

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based first post best post. Their Sun is the reason. They even had a whole scene to show you what happens when you step out into the light of their dark star.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you motherfrickers seriously watch movies in low bitrate rips on malware infested streaming sites

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Geidi Prime is the equivalent of a hellhole megacity and the Harkonnens were an allegory for urbanites fallen from grace and into homosexualry while Caladon is a country estate in the forest and the Atreides are an allegory for landed ruralite gentrymen. Dennis did not read the book so he did not get this theming at all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      interesting, so you'd expect the Harkonnens to be more diverse like real urbanites

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dune was written in the 60's before the immigration act was passed

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A day which will live in infamy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dune also had no Black folk and Feyd looks like young Decaprio in the book but none of that is true in Villememe's DUNC

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          was that also before the transatlantic slave trade?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ofc not moron
            >what is liberia

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He did read the book and the film represents the harkonnens well. stop being a contrarian homosexual just for the sake of it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Herbert takes considerable effort to describe the Harkonnens as red haired and the movie depicts them with no hair. You are the contrarian and you should have a nice day you fricking homosexual.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >DONT MAKE OF MY MOVIE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Despite Tolkien disliking Dune, him and Herbert had a lot in common
      >Both were anarchists
      >Both were ecologists who hated unregulated industry

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd be curious to see if Tolkien would have killed himself and/or others if he woke up in modern day britain

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure thing, dude. And the fact they blackwashed the Fremen and generally coded them as vibrant outsider POCs instead of space bedouins was merely a coincidental stylistic choice. Also the insertion of an immigration and bias of "foreigners" narrative that did not exist in the books.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who gives a stupid rotten penis why??

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bitches love tall pale skinned white boys

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They got hair conned by the tradies, and without hair you easily get a sunburn.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are all the bad guys so pale skinned?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The more this guy wants to look human, the more his facade fails. It's so funny. You can tell he's out there doing this shit because he believes it will earn him "human-like cred" but it just makes him look even more like a bizarre alien lizard man.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cause they live on a planet that orbits a black sun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Geidi Prime's sun is a normal yellow dwarf, they just fricked up their atmosphere somehow into making their sun look black

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its a conspiracy against the white rqce perpetuated by the israeli, Hollywood overlords.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy looks like he steals other people's baggage at the airport

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The same reason they keep trying to make the villains White instead of Black person or shitskin colour. e.g. the hobbit and chris pratt amazon movie. Yes there's an agenda. Yes it's perpetrated by the israelite

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thanks to the GLORIOUS BLACK SUN

    hope that helps

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hollywood vilifies White people because Hollywood is run by israelites.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably because their sun is fricked up and they consume tons of chemicals in their water and food.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought they were all redheads and gingers in the books?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys I think Im in love with Austin Butler.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They don't get sunlight.
    It's to visually denote their removal from Arrakis.
    They ruled it, but were separate from it, a foreign tyranny

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