Why are atheists so quick and witty?

Why are atheists so quick and witty?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they aren't but they think they are

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    because when you have one kind of joke that you repeat over and over for decades you inevitably get good at telling it

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    rehearsed responses

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I saw the people who died it wasn't diverse enough

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't kill himself just like Jeffrey Epstein

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Atheism is directly correlated with high IQ

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong, moron, the USA is the strongest nation in human history and we have a high percentage of religious people "In God we trust"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The USA was founded explicitly on separation of church and state, and the idea that its white europeans citizenry (the only legitimate citizens) can believe whatever the frick they want.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If that's so why did the US Army search and collect so many legendary religious items like the spear that hurt Jesus?

          You have to accept the power of God is the most important power of all and USA has it. IN GOD WE TRUST

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is also correlated with high suicide and transexualism rates

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice try troony

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          struck a nerve there, huh?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          One of the leading "intellectual" atheists of our time is dating a troony.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you saying its better to die accidentally because you were too moronic to understand the generator shouldn't be run in doors? Name one worthwhile thing someone over 70 has accomplished that counteracts all the pain and decay felt by 70+ year olds that would make suicide not be the most preferable option to end life.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Atheism is directly correlated with high IQ
      >Soviet union collapses
      >atheists blow up nuclear reactor

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ngl hes quick for a drunk

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They know their life will be brief before eternal damnation so they make the best of it.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't god just kill satan? Checkmate godgays.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it is much better to own Satan epicly with facts, logic, love and feelings.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't Sybil just kill Peggy?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Using data from a U.S. study of 6,825 adolescents, the authors found that the average IQ of atheists was 6 points higher than the average IQ of non-atheists. The authors also investigated the link between belief in a god and average national IQs in 137 countries.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forfiet their brains.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are newbies trying to turn Cinemaphile into /b/?

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  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    coping mechanism

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they so fat?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bloated from drinking all the theist tears.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they don't have to run off and flip through their big book for the right answer to something

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ricky Gervais is a trust fund band.
    /thread
    /baskin roberts

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