Why are Australians like this?
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I'm Australian and I've been thoroughly obsessed with violent porno and sexual assault since I was ten. It's extremely common here.
Wtf
something something cahnt
Please post the naked BBW
this director managed to find even scarier looking kids in scotland for his macbeth movie
is life in australia as depressing, nihilistic, violent, and substance addled as snowtown, animal kingdom, wake in fright, round the twist, romper stomper, the rover, and underbelly makes it seem?
Yes
these movies are the most accurate depiction of living in Australia
His Macbeth adaptation is also fantastic
this is like asking if i'm likely to be killed in a vacant house if i go to America, because I watched 5 seasons of the Wire, or bitten by a vampire if i went to Louisiana, etc
>if i'm likely to be killed in a vacant house if i go to America
...yeah?
Aussie here. Never seen that.
Stop asking dumb questions.
no. but like any country there is shithole areas, both urban and rural where weird shit happens
the normal part of the country is on the east coast. i wouldn't go south or west
lmao @ this melb poofa who has never been more than an hour from his house
>he thinks Melbourne is East Coast
ngmi
>he's backtracking
Why dont you sell your house to some chinks and move to Brisbane or Perth like the rest of you c**ts
how in the actual frick am I backtracking you moron?
maybe you thought I was the c**t
you originally replied to thinking on it, if so just a case of miscommunication and I apologize for calling you a moron, it was uncouth
no. only certain kinds of films get made/financed here (shit ones).
Australia is about good mates, no dog c**ts, drinking beer & going outdoors. City gays need not apply (and stay the frick in melbourne)
Based, frick Melbourne dickheads.
Not reading this essay mate, just tell me what part of Aus you're from and I will decide if you're a c**t.
nsw bruv, and frankly, I already know you're a c**t moron of low worth, unless you're from the same town I'm from
>nsw bruv
yeah that checks out
cheers c**t
People say this shit while playing dress up in ringers western when they just live in the suburbs less than an hour out of the CBD on the highway. You aren't country mate...
this is the online equivalent to spotting undercover cops at a music festival
>never ending tracts of soulless suburbia
>no real high-culture
>nanny state
>zero self-awareness
>glorification of crassness
it's not really depressing as it is just 'empty' feeling. that's why drugs are such an issue.
>round the twist
what were you left depressed by the kid with the magic spinning boat propellor wiener or sumpin
I honestly fricking hate Australia (very particularly coastal non city Australia, where I'm from) and I'll tell you why:
There's a general lack of morality, reddit schadenfreude has infected the minds of 90% of the populace into taking extreme joy at c**ts suffering absolutely horrific fates for the most smallest of mistakes, anyone who tries to live a life that isn't breaking your back as a tradie for 5-6 days a week and getting pissed every night is called a give up c**t that thinks they're better or even worse, blue collar office workers attempt to maintain their "humble" roots by saying mate or other gay ass slang to a laughable degree, murder, crime, mayhem and abuse are all rampant here, 90% of people are PTSD ridden ghosts mimicking the hivemind traits of their forefathers by the time they're 10, every single town is engulfed in race wars that never end, entire towns get thrown into anarchy and chaos as moron barfights spread into houses and shit, eventually devolving into c**ts getting stabbed to death over the simplest shit, no art or culture has ever flourished here beyond shallow attempts at a culture of friendship or harmony behind the homosexual fricking facade of "Mateship", the cities are hives of scum and villainy, and most importantly, the whites are hated, treated bad, borderline segregated even, by every other race, and day by day more rights are taken away from us and given to petrol sniffing abos.
I hate this fricking country and anyone like
who thinks anything about this life is good
You’re both c**ts
I just never got around to watching this cause it looks fricking depressing.
Not the best or the first essay of this kind on the cultural void of Australia. I don't think you have hit the nail on the head, and I can't put it any better, but there is something fundamentally lacking in the people of this country. I can't explain it. I really cannot. Bitter, mean-spirited NPCs of the worst kind.
homie I don't give too much of a frick about the cultural void, it was just a point. I hate the lack of morals that plague Australia. People here are legitimately evil, it's not a meme, it's not le convicts, it's not anything like that, Aussies are just evil c**ts, plain and simple, and it makes me sick
>and I'll tell you why
>*wall of text*
who the frick asked though? lmao
this guy did
not reading that but i can tell you're from the central coast kek
Australia really sounds like an Anglo country founded by criminals.
Yea basically although it's more like animal kingdom and mr nobody haven't seen snowtown
Those are optimistic fantasies that make it look better than it is.
Depends on where.
Those events were a response to a bunch of homos murdering kids/ young men in the same city.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Family_Murders
Melbourne I just found very slow and chill.
>Australia is a nation of people larping as rugged individualists who in reality are all slavishly compliant to anything their government deems a rule.
The two go together. The ideal Australian is someone who eccentrically commits suicide for the ruling power.
Nah, it's the same outlook.
People would hate Ned Kelly if he hadn't gone passively to the gallows. The point of being Australian is to be an eccentric schizo but to also die when it would be convenient for the state.
It's how you get this polarisation of based and cringe behaviour, and why there is no organic support for Assange in Australia. He would be a folk hero if he had allowed himself to be put through the court system. The thing Australians find deeply objectionable is that he didn't. (To the extent that Australia isn't simply an extension of the US.)
Australia has a native/organic/authentic political tradition, but that tradition is itself antithetical to resisting the greatest armed power.
Er I mean frick oath c**t yeah
I know we all joke about it, but I think being descended from genetic trash who made a trash culture around being criminals has led Australians to be frick ups
Yes but only the South Australians tbh
South Australia is a very dry, bleak, depressing place.
some decent wines though
> Why are South Australians like this?
FTFY, unironically there’s something not right about them (I still prefer them to fricking Victorians and NSW’s)
Qld?
Formerly QLD now TAS (formerly chucks)
WA, NT and ACT are the only ones I haven’t been too. I dread encountering honest to God desert Abos.
victoria gay, nsw cokehead mahmdoub brothers, SA op pic related, qld ok, WA eerie backrooms, tas funny little munchkins people probably, forgot if there's other states
there is the northern territory. don't blame you for forgetting it
NT abo, ACT the Eloi from The Time Machine
the Melbourne gangland stuff is kino to read. 36 dead and thats just the people that they know about. They say if you included low level dealers, prostitutes, witnesses etc its closer to 50.
The best one is Mick Gatto disarming and shooting a hitman twice in the face in a crowded restaurant and getting away with it.
I turned this move off after the brother but rape and so should you have
You should have turned your life off after it had fricked you in the ass (hint: it was right at the moment of your birth and every second since).
That's a lot of vehemence for gay incest rape
you're right calling you a b***h would have been enough
>wtf a movie about fricked up people that really existed shows the fricked up shit they actually did, how could this have happened?
>nsw bruv
frick off soccerpoof ya dweeby little c**t
australias about loyalty, respect, and sinking some schooners with the boys on a friday night
if you don't agree with it then you can frick right off ya poof
>respect
Mate, there is no such thing as respect in this country. The only c**ts who get respect are people who make other's fear them by being outwardly agro.
you can really tell who didn’t grow up close to their grandparents tbh
just finished watching. this would all disappear if eugenics were implemented so poor and stupid people didnt exist
Anon you are both poor and stupid
If this guy didn't exist I would genuinely think that Australia is just hell on earth
Nah frick that it's easily mexico with how turbo fricked they are with the cartels
Mexico sits on a stockpile of natural resources greater then that of some states combined and it's all going to waste.
Feels bad man
It’s a great movie and one of the few true depictions of what serial killers are actually like. True crime roastie repellent.
>be born in Australia
>get raped
>become alcoholic drug addict
>kill your neighbors out of boredom
it's Adelaide, there ain't shit to do there, gotta pass the time somehow
>least violent Australian
the guy who inspired Mick Taylor was incredibly violent, alot more than the film showed
I thought that he was just a completely made up character. Damn.
nah, he was loosely inspired by a guy called Ivan Milat, he would kill backpackers, usually in pairs, they know of 7 victims but they are pretty sure there was lots more, he used to start by stabbing them in the spine to paralyze his victims and would then spend hours torturing them and taunting them before finishing them off, they also suspect he may have had an accomplice possibly one of his brothers
His whole family was extremely sus
Yugos not even once
very sus
also the guy who played him used to be a host on better homes and gardens lol
How can I tell if a white walking near me on the sidewalk is actually an Australian tourist so I can cross the street?
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
I haven't watched the movie. But Australians are the same as everyone else on more things then some other countries that exist. We have a really boring culture. Don't believe me? Read the replies, the only people who bothered to read and reply to this thread were other Australians the thread is full of them. Fact is nobody outside of it cares about this boring dull desert island. Australians like to talk about the criminal past and the way we are such a bunch of wild rebals but actually we are probably on average the most wealthy people per capita on the planet. Honestly I think Americans would feel right at home here. Its basically America, with food and everything. We all notice the American stuff sneaking in, like words and stuff. Also the Melbourne hate seems dumb, I've been to Melbourne and it's just as stupid as the rest of the country. Just another way we're trying to be America, our politics is very polarized. I challenge any true blue Aussie to call me out and prove me wrong! Frick this moronic island.
have you ever been to the south of Spain where there’s whole English speaking neighbourhoods and towns for British boomer expats? That’s basically Australia
Australia is a nation of people larping as rugged individualists who in reality are all slavishly compliant to anything their government deems a rule. Most Aussies descend from convicts or Chinamen, which has led to the most institutionalized nation on earth. Crocodile Dundee was bullshit, you need a prescription to buy melatonin in OZ, that's baby shit.
Crocodile Dundee was based on a real guy who years later died in a meth fueled shoot out with police
The independent minded Auzzie is so rare they make movies about their outliers like Dundee or Ned Kelly.
Ned Kelly wasn't an outlier, there was tons of bush Rangers, Ned Kelly ended being the most famous cause of the armour
first time in the yabba?
Hate abos .. simple as
given that we're all gimps that live at home. no one here has really enjoyed what Australia ranks highly in - beautiful weather and women. Not to mention how well the remuneration is in skilled work.
What part of Australia do I need to go to if I want to make love to women who look like her?
kino