In every one of these movies, the dude always runs scared after seeing the ghost. Has anyone actually asked themselves what exactly would happen if the ghost caught up to him? What would she do exactly? They keep running away from her but for what?
I like that one Japanese ghost with the fricked up mouth so she wears a mask and asks you if she’s pretty, and you’re pretty fricked no matter what you answer.
This sounds cool, but there's a way to beat her and it's fricking moronic >According to popular legend, she asks potential victims if they think she is beautiful. If they respond with "no", she will either kill them with her long medical scissors on the spot or wait until nightfall and murder them in their sleep. If they say "yes", she will reveal that the corners of her mouth are slit from ear to ear, and she will then repeat her question. If the individual responds with "no", she will kill them with her weapon, and if they say "yes" hesitantly she will cut the corners of their mouth in such a way that resembles her own disfigurement. Methods that can be used to survive an encounter with Kuchisake-onna include answering her question by describing her appearance as "average", or by distracting her with money or hard candies.[3]
> or hard candies.
Aha! My friends always thought I was weird for always carrying around Werthers Original candies like an old person, I knew they would come in handy.
I remember one that haunts dead peoples kimonos . If you wear a murdered woman's kimono, you will be strangled to death by the attire, aka Doctor stranges cloak style.
you post reminded of me this manga
thanks to your reminder i just discovered that after this oneshot it got a full length serialized manga that's still going
cool
Spirits and "ghosts" are everyday occurrences in Japan, not in a religious sense but more of a cultural one. Most of these entities are not ill minded or hostile, but share a neutral stance on life of the living, after all, why should a spirit do anything for you, if you won't do anything for it?
The concern of hostile spirits is that it implies something really fricked must have occurred. And it is the fear of the unknown, the source of the spiritual malice that is eeiry.
>ywn be visited by a ghost girl ready to make you her next victim >ywn surprise her by being welcoming instead of fearful >ywn have a little ghost friend that visits you from your TV from time to time >ywn feel little pokes in your pocket from your phone when she's lonely and wants you home >ywn slowly teach her how to speak again, helping her through as she struggles between her AA-AAA-AAAs >ywn hear her say her first real words to you "g-g-gi-AAA-girlfriend?" >ywn give her a big hug and accept >ywn come home to a clean room with her on your bed smiling >ywn see her wave at you from the corner of your eye at the local best buy display TV >ywn brush the hair out of her eyes and tell her she's pretty >ywn kiss her and feel her unnaturally cold breath tickle you >ywn buy her a new outfit and she cries tears of joy >ywn get a ghost blowjob with absolutely zero gag reflex >ywn explore her body delicately, running your fingers gently over her scars as she gets used to being loved >ywn pop her ghost cherry and have sweet, passionate lovemaking >ywn get free ghostjobs through your phone in the bathroom when you're out and about >ywn surprise her with cute accessories on her 148th birthday >ywn cuddle and watch the exorcist together while she laughs at all the scary parts >ywn propose after a steady year long relationship with the ghost girl >ywn see her tears of happiness as your love allows her to cross on to the other side and rest in peace >ywn visit her worn grave and put the ring on it, crying tears of acceptance >ywn die of old age, knowing in your final breath that your ghost girl is right around the corner, waiting for you
Because they were likely intended to act the same way Grimm fairy tales did over here. They were more intended to teach a moral lesson than they were inducing straight fear
They are based on their theater which were made for blind peasant morons who had to understand the character was in ghost makeup from the back row 200m away.
Ha ha, oh no, a cute Asian goth chick is crawling around in my house at night. I hope she doesn't sneak up on me in bed. Wouldn't that be horrible? It's not like I'm lonely and would be happy to see her or anything.
that was the joke when the western one came out, she crawls up into your bed under your cover then you just grab her cute little hair cut and skull frick her
i can fix them
What if she opened her mouth like that and I stuck my willy in there?
Looks like my gf when she orgasms during sex with the lights off
Not even memeing
Have you ever woken up in the middle of the night to her make that face for no reason ?
>Sex with the lights off
I feel bad for you Anon. Who insists on it? You or her?
>wasting electricity
>being a coombrained cuck
just nut and go to bed, as if you would know
everything nips make is goofy and childish
I'm not watching Korean shit
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
go on
>oh nooo! an absurdly cute young girl with long silky black hair and daddy issues is chasing me, help me Black personman!
That's a fricking child
pretty sure she was actually an old woman
she will be when we meet
Yeah, out of ten.
>turns your dick into mold
In every one of these movies, the dude always runs scared after seeing the ghost. Has anyone actually asked themselves what exactly would happen if the ghost caught up to him? What would she do exactly? They keep running away from her but for what?
Asian masculinity.
Literally my coom face
Oh nooo I hope she doesn't crawl into bed with me!
Because SEA got all the spooky ones
Average asian woman when she sees a White man's girth.
lets be real if an asian girl crawled out of my tv, i'm going to frick her
The movie hypnosis/Saimin is better than the Ring.
Genuinely scary.
I like that one Japanese ghost with the fricked up mouth so she wears a mask and asks you if she’s pretty, and you’re pretty fricked no matter what you answer.
>you’re pretty fricked no matter what you answer
hot
This sounds cool, but there's a way to beat her and it's fricking moronic
>According to popular legend, she asks potential victims if they think she is beautiful. If they respond with "no", she will either kill them with her long medical scissors on the spot or wait until nightfall and murder them in their sleep. If they say "yes", she will reveal that the corners of her mouth are slit from ear to ear, and she will then repeat her question. If the individual responds with "no", she will kill them with her weapon, and if they say "yes" hesitantly she will cut the corners of their mouth in such a way that resembles her own disfigurement. Methods that can be used to survive an encounter with Kuchisake-onna include answering her question by describing her appearance as "average", or by distracting her with money or hard candies.[3]
>or by distracting her with hard candies.[3]
I'm safe. I always have a bag nearby.
kek, I immediately thought of throwing jolly ranchers in her face and then I see your pic.
> or hard candies.
Aha! My friends always thought I was weird for always carrying around Werthers Original candies like an old person, I knew they would come in handy.
Kuchi sake onna. There's also a fun flick of the same name.
Btw, the best J-Horror is easily Noroi.
>the best J-Horror is easily Noroi.
I've watched it a couple times and I still don't get the appeal. Am I missing something?
I remember one that haunts dead peoples kimonos . If you wear a murdered woman's kimono, you will be strangled to death by the attire, aka Doctor stranges cloak style.
you post reminded of me this manga
thanks to your reminder i just discovered that after this oneshot it got a full length serialized manga that's still going
cool
Post the comics, you know the ones.
gem
Spirits and "ghosts" are everyday occurrences in Japan, not in a religious sense but more of a cultural one. Most of these entities are not ill minded or hostile, but share a neutral stance on life of the living, after all, why should a spirit do anything for you, if you won't do anything for it?
The concern of hostile spirits is that it implies something really fricked must have occurred. And it is the fear of the unknown, the source of the spiritual malice that is eeiry.
Go back.
>ywn be visited by a ghost girl ready to make you her next victim
>ywn surprise her by being welcoming instead of fearful
>ywn have a little ghost friend that visits you from your TV from time to time
>ywn feel little pokes in your pocket from your phone when she's lonely and wants you home
>ywn slowly teach her how to speak again, helping her through as she struggles between her AA-AAA-AAAs
>ywn hear her say her first real words to you "g-g-gi-AAA-girlfriend?"
>ywn give her a big hug and accept
>ywn come home to a clean room with her on your bed smiling
>ywn see her wave at you from the corner of your eye at the local best buy display TV
>ywn brush the hair out of her eyes and tell her she's pretty
>ywn kiss her and feel her unnaturally cold breath tickle you
>ywn buy her a new outfit and she cries tears of joy
>ywn get a ghost blowjob with absolutely zero gag reflex
>ywn explore her body delicately, running your fingers gently over her scars as she gets used to being loved
>ywn pop her ghost cherry and have sweet, passionate lovemaking
>ywn get free ghostjobs through your phone in the bathroom when you're out and about
>ywn surprise her with cute accessories on her 148th birthday
>ywn cuddle and watch the exorcist together while she laughs at all the scary parts
>ywn propose after a steady year long relationship with the ghost girl
>ywn see her tears of happiness as your love allows her to cross on to the other side and rest in peace
>ywn visit her worn grave and put the ring on it, crying tears of acceptance
>ywn die of old age, knowing in your final breath that your ghost girl is right around the corner, waiting for you
>japanese ghost girl crawls into the living room of a serial rapist white man
and the rapist is killed, because obviously the ghost is capable of supernatural murder and is kinda pissed about life
no way shes going to get held down and raped
How exactly do you hold down a ghost that's capable of transcending states of matter and reality
make her consent with your chad energy
good luck
I'm going to die anyways, right?
fair point hue
by being a chud
GHOST BLOWJOB
WOO WOO
there's a manga about that
She is very beautiful. How can I have sex with her, bros?
just don't get cursed in her house and she's quite nice
Thanks for your reply.
Because they were likely intended to act the same way Grimm fairy tales did over here. They were more intended to teach a moral lesson than they were inducing straight fear
They are based on their theater which were made for blind peasant morons who had to understand the character was in ghost makeup from the back row 200m away.
if they arent intimidating when theyre alive why would they when theyre dead?
Don't care, they have hot porn
I want a japanese ghost gf
oh no I'd hate it so much if she haunted me.........
Ha ha, oh no, a cute Asian goth chick is crawling around in my house at night. I hope she doesn't sneak up on me in bed. Wouldn't that be horrible? It's not like I'm lonely and would be happy to see her or anything.
that was the joke when the western one came out, she crawls up into your bed under your cover then you just grab her cute little hair cut and skull frick her
we get it, you're in highschool and trying to be edgy
That's a bit harsh. I think he's just a little excited.
>nooooo you cant sexually abuse the evil ghost girl
woke moron
the grudge traumatized more kids than any western flick