It's a cycle that has been going on for as long as I've been alive. There is some major man caused climate problem that will be the cause of the end of life on Earth in the next ten years or so unless we do exactly what the elites say. Then nothing happens, people either believe that the nothing that we did fixed the problem, or they realize they have been lied to. Wait a few years, change the name of the climate crisis, and repeat the process all over again.
To what end? Frick if I know, but it just keeps happening time and again.
I mean, climate change is real. Our planet does naturally go through cycles of warming and cooling. But is man causing a "climate crisis"?
Outside the ozone layer holes, pic related
The new narrative is that those old predictions were deliberately wrong so that people would take the issue more seriously. Obviously that begs the question of whether it really needs to be taken seriously regardless. People will never stop listening to their preachers. They enjoy the death cult aspect of it even if they don’t know it.
its a tiresome headline but everyone here shouting 'hoax, hoax, hoax' while SEA is literally boiling to death do my head in. for christ's sake the east coast is currently hotter than at peak summer and we didn't get a fricking winter.
I'm done arguing the matter, not because I'm a denier or whatever, but because the span from 2000 to 2030 sees US emissions go from 5.8 gigatons to 2.8 gigatons and Chinese emissions go from 3.2 gigatons to 14.7 gigatons
If carbon is the tremendous threat scientists say it is, the developed world has literally done enough already
Europe and the US could fricking evaporate tomorrow and carbon would still keep skyrocketing through the decade
That's how I always know the people pushing these agendas are completely full of shit. If it were actually the preventable devastating crisis they claim it be they would be desperately trying to stop the countries that are the biggest offenders instead of promoting dumb stuff like electric vehicles
Step one to a plan that actually wants to cut carbon is to convert every coal plant to an LNG plant (the conversions are relatively cheap and easy to do, and LNG generates 50% less carbon per kilowatt than coal does)
Step two is to build as many nuclear plants, as fast as possible (fission, of course, generates zero carbon)
Notably environmentalists fricking hate both of those ideas. Honestly, if all the worst shit about nuclear was true and we got a frickin' Chernobyl every week, and the alternative was earth turning into Venus, isn't "Chernobyl every week" still actually the rational option?
>climate change
Completely ridiculous. It gets warmer and warmer yeah, you know why though? It's spring! Soon it will be summer and then it's going to be much warmer than now! I blame smartphones, it seems as if I'm the only one who has a working memory anymore. This happened last year too and people were whining back then too about the climate changing! Then when winter came they all shut up. And as the idiots they are, now they are on this case again, saying it gets warmer. IT IS LIKE THIS EVERY SINGLE YEAR, IT'S CALLED SUMMER FFFFFFFFUUUUUCCCKKKK
Off the top of my head, three movies I can think of outright baited people into theaters and then went "Lol, you thought you were gonna see that movie? Frick you, here's something much lamer."
Downsizing
Kangaroo Jack
and most recently pic related, where I'll give you the miserable hint that three of the characters on this poster aren't actually in the movie outside of a brief dream/fantasy sequence
>everyone is going to die >the only way to prevent this is to give up everything fun in life and live like a medieval peasant >the rich get to keep eating meat and flying around in private jets
funny considering movies spend 100's of millions dollars to just build and destroy shit. There is no greater money pit than making movies. Sure they make money but the money that was spent to make them is the most non productive, productless, blind consumerism that can possibly exist.
if you really cared about consumerism and carbon homosexualry you would be lobbying to have movies stopped altogether, not that mention your gay ass opinions
>You won't eat meat or chocolate anymore, enjoy potatoes or oatmeal instead! >Of course your house will be smaller and more expensive, we're all going to have to learn to get along with each other better in more crowded conditions >Car ownership? Imagine how much healthier you'll be now that you get to ride a bike everywhere!
I'd say it was a /misc/ shitpost if it wasn't by professional authors in a mainstream news magazine, so I sorta shudder to think there's people who actually read it and go "Oh yeah, that's gonna be great"
I'm started to get convinced the only reason the world is still so awful is because the only people trying to make a change are so stupid and insufferable that people would rather watch the world burn than giving them attention. God I hate people so much.
Because there is only so much make believe fantasy you can have in a movie, and happy interacial romance and lovely trans people fill the quota
easiest grant money Brian Welk ever got. he's going places
>its all so tiresome
Do people still believe in the climate hoax? Even normies I know don't buy it.
It's a cycle that has been going on for as long as I've been alive. There is some major man caused climate problem that will be the cause of the end of life on Earth in the next ten years or so unless we do exactly what the elites say. Then nothing happens, people either believe that the nothing that we did fixed the problem, or they realize they have been lied to. Wait a few years, change the name of the climate crisis, and repeat the process all over again.
To what end? Frick if I know, but it just keeps happening time and again.
to be fair this picture is pretty meaningless without knowing the tide levels in each picture
Also the fact that the angle is completely fricking different. Useless picture.
I mean, climate change is real. Our planet does naturally go through cycles of warming and cooling. But is man causing a "climate crisis"?
Outside the ozone layer holes, pic related
The new narrative is that those old predictions were deliberately wrong so that people would take the issue more seriously. Obviously that begs the question of whether it really needs to be taken seriously regardless. People will never stop listening to their preachers. They enjoy the death cult aspect of it even if they don’t know it.
Oh very very very much so yeah. I know people who became vegan because of it.
>Bechdel Test for climate change
If climate change is fake then why're there less grouse in central Wisconsin?
israeli bird manipulation.
Birds aren't real
wausau here, there are actually more grouse I don't know what this guy is talking about.
Maybe the birds migrated to a new area with richer resources?
I like that the creator of the Bechdel test has straight up said it’s a bad way to judge film quality and just created it as a joke.
its a tiresome headline but everyone here shouting 'hoax, hoax, hoax' while SEA is literally boiling to death do my head in. for christ's sake the east coast is currently hotter than at peak summer and we didn't get a fricking winter.
I'm done arguing the matter, not because I'm a denier or whatever, but because the span from 2000 to 2030 sees US emissions go from 5.8 gigatons to 2.8 gigatons and Chinese emissions go from 3.2 gigatons to 14.7 gigatons
If carbon is the tremendous threat scientists say it is, the developed world has literally done enough already
Europe and the US could fricking evaporate tomorrow and carbon would still keep skyrocketing through the decade
What more do you even want from us
has she dated anyone yet?
Me, check out my Pornhub channel.
how dare you
>man who already thought it was all so tiresome becomes even more tired
what an idiotic thing to read
good lord what a colossal moron
perhaps the most hebraic thing I have ever read
That's how I always know the people pushing these agendas are completely full of shit. If it were actually the preventable devastating crisis they claim it be they would be desperately trying to stop the countries that are the biggest offenders instead of promoting dumb stuff like electric vehicles
Step one to a plan that actually wants to cut carbon is to convert every coal plant to an LNG plant (the conversions are relatively cheap and easy to do, and LNG generates 50% less carbon per kilowatt than coal does)
Step two is to build as many nuclear plants, as fast as possible (fission, of course, generates zero carbon)
Notably environmentalists fricking hate both of those ideas. Honestly, if all the worst shit about nuclear was true and we got a frickin' Chernobyl every week, and the alternative was earth turning into Venus, isn't "Chernobyl every week" still actually the rational option?
>Notably environmentalists fricking hate both of those ideas
environmentalists are driven by their emotions
>What more do you even want from us
you will eat the bugs
oops, I mean you will nuke the chinese
carbon is good for the planet and there's less in the atmosphere now than at pretty much any other point in the history of the planet
>while SEA is literally boiling to death
I dunno where you are but I'm in the southern part of the east coast and it has been milder than usual going into May.
>we didn't get a fricking winter
climate change is real but that was just because of el nino
if asians die then the climate can stabilize. you gotta go.
it may and it's barely been above 60 degrees
I live in Vietnam and we're having a pretty cool and dry year by local standards.
homie I’m in the hottest city in SEA. We have AC. It’s chill.
I would love to work for a useless non-profit that pays me to watch movies.
THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED
>waah! why doesn't every movie bring up this specific subject?
Just... what the frick?
You don't think all movies shoehorning in dumb politics(even more), won't save cinema?
Who frickin cares?
Every movie should just be a random actor saying "VOTE DEMOCRAT" 10,000 times in a row until the credits roll.
Kino satire art house plot
Good.
ohmygod who the hell cares?
>climate change
Completely ridiculous. It gets warmer and warmer yeah, you know why though? It's spring! Soon it will be summer and then it's going to be much warmer than now! I blame smartphones, it seems as if I'm the only one who has a working memory anymore. This happened last year too and people were whining back then too about the climate changing! Then when winter came they all shut up. And as the idiots they are, now they are on this case again, saying it gets warmer. IT IS LIKE THIS EVERY SINGLE YEAR, IT'S CALLED SUMMER FFFFFFFFUUUUUCCCKKKK
>only 10% of all movies are about the leftist/Davos propaganda that I care about
>Thinly veiled climate lecture disguised as a sci fi movie
I have never been more disappointed by a film than this one
Off the top of my head, three movies I can think of outright baited people into theaters and then went "Lol, you thought you were gonna see that movie? Frick you, here's something much lamer."
Downsizing
Kangaroo Jack
and most recently pic related, where I'll give you the miserable hint that three of the characters on this poster aren't actually in the movie outside of a brief dream/fantasy sequence
I mean if you saw the trailer I don't know what you were expecting
I hate these frickers so much
>It's another "Cinemaphileners falling for obvious ragebait" episode
I believe in Climate change but this is the stupidest fricking article I've ever seen. People don't hate journalists nearly enough.
Leftists have turned environmentalism into a laughing stock with their 30 IQ journalism. Very sad to see, but not surprising.
Now how many tell the story of the holocaust? Now name how many they tell the story of incidents in one or other countries?
Can't wait for the "only 80 of the top movies in the last decade say the earth is round" article
This is such a ridiculous absurdity. There haven't been 32 top movies in the last decade.
>everyone is going to die
>the only way to prevent this is to give up everything fun in life and live like a medieval peasant
>the rich get to keep eating meat and flying around in private jets
Yeah yknow, I’m good.
This reminds me when Detective Pikachu had a global warming joke out of nowhere.
Despite the game universe having multiple Pokémon that can manipulate the weather and reality.
Ah so that explains why it was shilled here
it does exist. whether humans are the primary cause is another debate.
Weird how New york and Florida are still here
funny considering movies spend 100's of millions dollars to just build and destroy shit. There is no greater money pit than making movies. Sure they make money but the money that was spent to make them is the most non productive, productless, blind consumerism that can possibly exist.
if you really cared about consumerism and carbon homosexualry you would be lobbying to have movies stopped altogether, not that mention your gay ass opinions
maybe climate cultists should make an accurate prediction and then people might take them seriously
I wish climate change was real. Zoomers don’t deserve to inherent the Earth
This is my favorite article I've seen in a while for the sheer level of psychotic and dystopic it reaches
https://www.politico.eu/article/your-life-2040-if-eu-climate-plan-work/
>You won't eat meat or chocolate anymore, enjoy potatoes or oatmeal instead!
>Of course your house will be smaller and more expensive, we're all going to have to learn to get along with each other better in more crowded conditions
>Car ownership? Imagine how much healthier you'll be now that you get to ride a bike everywhere!
I'd say it was a /misc/ shitpost if it wasn't by professional authors in a mainstream news magazine, so I sorta shudder to think there's people who actually read it and go "Oh yeah, that's gonna be great"
what do these homosexuals want?
~~*hollywood*~~ is run by israelites, even they dont bring up israel in every movie set in modern day
people are too poor and disenfranchised to give a shit about things like climate change anymore, most are living from paycheck to paycheck
I'm started to get convinced the only reason the world is still so awful is because the only people trying to make a change are so stupid and insufferable that people would rather watch the world burn than giving them attention. God I hate people so much.