Why are star wars fans mentally broken?
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The top left and bottom right both look nice
i realize this are poorly chosen stills within the scene but all of these have trash composition. why would you even pick these to compare?
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Reminder that OP Is a hardcore schizo who spams this shit relentlessly on like every board, grooms people in the /tvg/ discord and has been doxxed various times
who the hell is there even to groom on a Cinemaphile discord? some fat nerds? gross
I kinda love schizos tho. They're the realest and most interesting people you'll ever find.
>OP Is a hardcore schizo
Are you trying to make him sound awesome? because that's what your doing
that sounds like a cool dude
Luke looking up at the two suns is pretty iconic, but it's not that incredible. Usually "best single frame" means a particularly artistic shot which isn't really Lucas' or Star Wars' thing, but there are plenty of decently/well composed shots that are memorable. For me it's the shots of the Trench Run in new hope.
I thought the scene of still of Vader waiting for Luke in the carbon freeze chamber was pretty excellent. Didn't even have to rely on music at that moment.
>she doesnt get carried off and aggressively dicked down in the chaos of the battle
immersion broken
It's not even in the film.
>that hairline
its over
>random Attack of the Clone still just being there for no reason
This one.
Hated it
>This kid is gonna kill me
>HAHA, just joking, kid. See ya round
>Nevermind, I'm actually dead for real, lol. PSYCH!
Filtered.
this. the whole
>apologizes to Ben
part is I guess head cannon for whoever tweeted that crap. in the actual movie Luke just antagonizes and teases them humiliates him, ensuring that he will be all the more eager to murder everyone who's actually physically present on the planet.
>oh no! my... mind... force... powers... they're... fa... ding....
>I've been thinking too hard... quick... Rey... be the jedi... i never... could...
This is a great one. People underrate Return HEAVILY. All the Vader/Luke stuff is the absolute peak of Star Wars.
return is dragged down by the ewoks. the stuff at the beginning with jaba and the stuff at the end with Luke and Vader is top notch. ewok stone age Vietnam vs the storm troopers is some of the worst shit in the whole franchise.
there's a message behind it. they wax on about the virtues of the lightsaber vs. a wall of blasters firing lasers. why not imply that rocks and stones will beat blasters as well if you have the soul and passion behind your side of the conflict
It was also planned to have the Wookies instead of the Ewoks apparently, but the costumes were extremely expensive or some other reason. Which would have made it absolute kino and totally realistic as Wookies are fricking scary.
>but the costumes were extremely expensive or some other reason
I think it was that they decided midgets were easier to find than 7ft dudes
>ewok stone age Vietnam
t. Butt hurt burger patriot
Why was the filmstock for return so much worse, cheaper looking and dirtier than the first 2 films? On a rewatch it's very distracting.
Luke looking at the two suns for sure. you cannot tell me that that scene, with the music and everything behind it, doesn't touch you. it's great.
Lucas is hack and owns everything to Frank Herbert and Akira Kurosawa.
>Jedi Bendu
Name on instance of this being mentioned or even alluded to in a Star Wars film.
One cherypick aside, lukas stole even when it made no sense.
Chani dying during childbirth makes sense. Padme doesn't.
uhh he didn't steal he was INSPIRED to copy verbatim
moot point, we all know what the best single frame in star wars is
He's a faaaaorce user
My arch nemesis
Because they were cultural touchstones for many of them, and those touchstones have been shattered. That's a non-trivial bit of trauma.
star wars didnt age well
i agree
the prequels are funny and i can respect the attempts at worldbuilding and so on, but the older ones are complete fricking garbage
i legit cannot take anyone seriously who waxes poetic about how "good" star wars movies are
they may have had some cool visuals or awesome music. they may have spawned a setting with great games and other media. but they are decidedly not good movies
I burst out laughing when I saw this for the first time in the trailer
Seeing John Boyega for the first time in The Force Awakens was the shock of my life.
I was so hyped for the sequel trilogy that I cagily avoided all marketing materials, all trailers, and all commercials. If I walked by a toy aisle at the store and caught a small glimpse of a vehicle or stormtrooper, I'd look away immediately. I wanted to go into the new era of Star Wars with an entirely open mind, as pure as an Amish virgin. On opening night I knew there was a brown-haired female protagonist (that much was hard to avoid, even though I shielded my eyes), but little else. I didn't even know which classic characters were returning.
When Boyega first took off that helmet and revealed himself to the theater, I let out an audible gasp. My entire row of filmgoers looked at me like I was nuts, but I couldn't help myself. There before me was the most Simian creature I'd ever seen in a galaxy far, far away. An intergalactic gorilla with huge flaring Black person nostrils and big Nigerian chieftain lips.
Oftentimes film studios will soften the blow by casting Billy Dee Williams or Will Smith... but not this time. This time you were forced to feast your eyes on a pure-blooded coal black silverback Black person, blown up forty feet high on an IMAX screen.
I looked around, uncomprehendingly, as the rest of the crowd seemed to accept this monstrosity as a regular matter of course. Then it occurred to me that I was the only person who hadn't already seen months' worth of marketing materials.
Little by little, they had been led to accept this by drips and drabs of commercials, trailers, and TV interviews. Their minds had been so softened that they were willing to stare unflinchingly, even giggle and smile at the Black folkhines, as MegaBlack person (missing only a bone in his nose) besmirched the galaxy.
Lots of people debate about the exact moment when Star Wars died. I contend it was when that minstrel-looking sweaty jigaboo removed his helmet and revealed his Lovecraftian face.
>he didn't watch the trailer before going to the cinema.
Got what you deserved.
Lurk moar or better still go back.
I must be getting counter b8ed then.
Sounds like you're craving BBC. It seems that Boyega left a bigger impression on you than the rest of audiences globablly. Did you imagine being the stormtrooper armor? The white outer shell to be filled by his sweaty, panting, naked black body?
The need for white genocide is evident from your post.
This copypasta isn't old enough to bait newbies this much.
Anybody have a screenshot of what the Cinemaphile ‘catty looked like for the next few days?
His choices arent that bad really
it's amazing how shitty and cheap all the outfits captured in that shot look
like some bought-off-amazon garbage. even that might be better
Wrong.
All these legendary franchises (Star Wars, Alien, Terminator) started out as semi-experimental with a humble budget, minimal studio interference, and no almost fanboys. That's why they produced kino. If you're expecting that with all of the opposite, it is never gonna happen. The only way you get more films like that is with new-ish (and good) directors with newish concepts, just starting out. All those franchises have too much baggage now. They're like once-hot b***hes who've been orgied into walking, drugged-up venereal hags.
true. but at the same time, those experimental directors are also gone, this isn't the 60s-70s anymore
it's notable that even in other areas like cinematography, most of the competent and well known ones are old as shit
movies (at least Hollywood productions) really are just dying, these boomers never passed the torch and let these companies create the worst fricking environment for aspiring talent
>those experimental directors are also gone,
Due to the deification of 60s-70s directors and movies, and those types of minds not being fostered by the world as it is today. On top of that, they wouldn't get greenlit anyway.
>it's notable that even in other areas like cinematography, most of the competent and well known ones are old as shit
Agreed with this, to a certain extent. Sometimes, I'm watching something modern, usually mid-range, and I think 'that looks fricking beautiful', but it's rare. Even rarer is a director having a top tier team, like an editor, writer, producer, actors, all on one crew. There's almost always one element missing or heavily flawed. I still enjoy the good stuff, though.
>twitter screenshot thread
>FB_IMG
range ban third word countries
Star Wars has sucked for the longest time now
can't wait for 40k to take over
Big Twixlake breasts from a Space opera.
They can’t accept they had one (1x1=1) good movie in 1977 and shit afterwords. It’s pathetic actually how they try to convince you Empire was good.
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Why does his face look like he's thinking about whether or not he left the oven on?
Star Wars fans literally have battered wife syndrome.
In a word yes.
Being a "good" star wars fan these days involves (if you werent moronic enough to actually like them) pretending that the new trilogy, new movies and all of the disney shows are fantastic and maybe even better than the originals and the prequel trilogy. If you say otherwise you are "one of those people".
Imagine thinking any frame from Attack of the early 2000s CGI is best anything ever.
Reminder that Episode I is still the best prequel because its the least cluttered. Mostly shot on film. Duel of the Fates alone makes it my second favorite film in the franchise right behind VI. Deal with it.
>VI
>I
>V
>IV
>III
power gap
>II
power gap
>The Room
>Manos: Hands of Fate
>The entire filmography of Neil Breen
two more power gaps
dogshit
>VII
>VIII
>gonorrhea
>covid
>ebola
>IX
And I am not going to bother rating anything else Disney has churned or some cartoons or whatever. Just the nine movies that matter. Well only six of them should matter but we are stuck with those last three now.
For me, it’s Anakin and Ashoka fighting in Ahsoka
>why are manchildren that watch soap operas for males moronic?
Hope its a rhetorical question.
Not even a competition. This shot is the peak of Star Wars.
I'm an old Star Wars fan of the obsessive 501st variety and I am mentally broken. I stopped watching Star Wars movies entirely after The Last Jedi (except for when I cheated and watched Mandalorian until that went to shit too)
I am becoming increasingly unhinged and believe I am channeling the spirit of Martin Luther were he a Star Wars fan instead of a priest. I believe in Sola Stella Bella (only the original 6 lucas movies are truly canon) and am currently writing my version of the ninety-five theses (I'm a few shy of sixty-six) that I intend to staple onto a Disney greeter's face in protest.
>and watched Mandalorian
I couldn't even do that.
I wanted to see the costumes really bad and the first season didn't offend me. I wasn't surprised when I saw the turn though.
>wasn't surprised when I saw the turn
Frick knows what you mean by that, bugman fandum homosexual. Grow the frick up and stop wanking over children's movies.
I refuse to allow all of our culture and stories be corrupted by soulless corporations and sneered at and forgotten by the glib and pretentious.
>seething sequelgay
>nothing left but to attack the OT and the prequels
>still fail
KEK