Why are there no good lovecraftian movies?

Why are there no good lovecraftian movies?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because he has been heralded as a white supremacist and his work deemed unpalatable to the current social/political atmosphere without heavy remodification into an acceptable politically correct product

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cause lovecraft is shit no cap frfr

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      word

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It do be like that sometimes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, Lovecraft is lazy horror for 16 years old goths

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        His vocabulary is far too advanced for most modern 16 year olds

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what does that mean?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >cause lovecraft *BE shit no cap frfr

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because he has been heralded as a white supremacist and his work deemed unpalatable to the current social/political atmosphere without heavy remodification into an acceptable politically correct product

      Both awful

      shit take, sorry

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not every book can be/needs to be made into a movie. Lovecraft is about a certain atmosphere and that's almost untranslatable into movie form.

      >the duality of a man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because there's no good lovecraft book

      w-what do you mean?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick. You.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you read his work?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah its shite lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >valid point
      >zoomer talk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      CRINGE
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    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AYOOOOOOOO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >17 replies
      >shitpost
      Never change Cinemaphile

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it was 20
        dumb frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's true but you should articulate more next time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      uh what you mean

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Void
    Mouth of Madness
    Event Horizon
    Night of the Living Dead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mouth of Madness

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mouth of Madness is a great movie. Suck a dick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's fine but the ending with the creature "reveal" goes against everything that makes Lovecraft's work impactful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good list, also:
      The Empty Man
      The Endless

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Void is good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Color Out of Space
      Absentia
      Sunshine
      Come True

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the octopus documentary

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Color Out of Space with Nic Cage was good, also Dagon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Both awful

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dagon was great. You're awful, anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dagon is a campy classic that portrays Lovecraft's Innsmouth town very well imho. Color Out of Space is not great but I liked it. Beggars can't be choosy with Lovecraftian adaptations, there really are only a handful of decent to good ones out there, so I thought it fair to include it.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Indescribable entities beyond human sense and comprehension don’t lend themselves well to literal pictures on screen
    The best thematic interpretations will just have hints or flashes of weirdness (like The Mist) otherwise you’ll end up with generic eyes-and-tentacles aesthetic like Warcraft’s utterly unthreatening Old Gods

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not always easy /cheap to adapt but there's no reason why Rats in the Walls for instance couldn't be successfully made into a movie. That said, movies such as Re-Animator and Dagon are enjoyable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Resurrected and Stuart Gordon (rip) stuff were ok.

      It'd be hard to portray the protagonist going crazy and blacking out only to realize he ate his friend. And there's no 'monster' in that story, it's all psychological which doesn't lend itself to a good visual adaptation. The closest movies can get to Rats in the Walls is something like Graveyard Shift by Stephen King where there's an actual giant rat/bat. A lot of Stephen King stuff are unofficial homages to Lovecraft stories anyway, so you can probably add movies like Pet Sematary as Lovecraft adaptations.
      A better story to adapt would probably be The Lurking Fear, which is essentially The Descent + The Hills Have Eyes/TCM.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It'd be hard to portray the protagonist going crazy and blacking out only to realize he ate his friend.
        It's perfectly doable and impactful: this type of Oedipal trope (character who finds out about his crimes) has been successfully done Angel Heart and Kill List for instance
        >And there's no 'monster' in that story,
        Not needed, Lovecraft wasn't just monsters. In this case, the devolution aspect, the primitive element being rediscovered would be a great twist.
        >Visual
        It would be amazing: castles, dungeons, underground/ritualistic spaces make for great scenes. Examples: House of Usher, Tomb of Ligeia, Dr.Hichwiener, Kill Baby Kill, Crimson Peak etc

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not every book can be/needs to be made into a movie. Lovecraft is about a certain atmosphere and that's almost untranslatable into movie form.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Arby n' the Chief technically.
    Frick, that's funny to think about.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dood its so scary you cant even comprehend it
    >dood just seeing it will make you go insane

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dood just put dood in front of it dood it makes it sound so stupid and silly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why dont you try making a movie with incomprehensible eldritch horrors that make you go insane if you see them and are giga powerful but get dabbed on by a moron with a boat and see how smart it is?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not pretending bigot, it identifies as crab fluid.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lovecraft adaptations <<< Lovecraft inspired

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because nobody has successfully constructed a lovecraft yet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    black mountain side wasn't good but I really enjoyed it, we need more movies set in the arctic

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Also: there aren't many HPL adaptations but plenty of Lovecraftian movies (expanding on his ideas was something he encouraged so his influence is ongoing. 3 or 4 eps in the latest Love Death and Robots are Lovecraftian, and these movies (some recent) all have Lovecraftian elements:
    The Beach House
    Underwater
    The Void
    Mothman Prophecies
    The Thing
    In the Earth
    The Endless
    In the Mouth of Madness
    etc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The Endless
      These guys came closer than other filmmakers with Resolution, The Endless, and Spring.
      Not sure what they were going for with Synchronic though and now they're on the Marvel train so they're probably not going to tackle this stuff anymore unless it's a watered down blockbuster version.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because you never watched them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Void and CooS have some really cool special effects and body horror, but the dialogue and acting are so poor that it's pretty much impossible to immerse yourself in the film. I'm sure it's the same for most of these.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Had a dream with that feeling, like a psychology office with a staircase, problem is you don't really want to remember it afterwards.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Monsters are stupid and it only seriously entertains slow children,

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blair Witch Project is the best Lovecraft film ever made and it will never be topped because people will only think BWP.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because there's no good lovecraft book

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tell us about the ones you read, anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      at the mountains of madness is a uniquely great read even as someone who doesn't enjoy lovecraft at all

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because the entire point of L's stuff is being indescribable and unfathomable. It's incompatible with Hollywoods style of not leaving anything unshowns and unexplained,
    It always boils down to muh tentacles

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't translate well to the screen since a lot of the supernatural elements are unseen and only described by characters (eg. the invisible monster in Dunwich Horror)

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Clark Ashton Smith was better

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Check out Cool Air

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The source material and the concepts are far more esoteric and abstract than most horror. How do you portray the unspeakable and the indescribable on a movie screen?
    Another issue is it seems there has yet to be a filmmaker who has embraced both Lovecraft's atmosphere AND creature mythology.
    You have stuff like True Detective S1, Kill List, some David Lynch stuff, etc. that has a feeling of something malevolent and otherworldly lurking within every frame - but nobody behind those projects has any actual interest in cosmic horror. Or at least they haven't talked about it. But they STILL captured that atmosphere.
    Then you have people who ONLY care about the creatures and ignore the degradation of the human race and the scope of existential dread within an uncaring, unknowable universe. Del Toro, Carpenter, all Stuard Gordon's movies, etc.
    Ideally, someone like Del Toro would do the creature design for a more capable director who understands the themes and atmosphere of Lovecraft's work but that will never happen.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've been working my way through Lovecraft's stories recently, and it's been very distracting noticing just how real the "dude it was so scary I can't even describe it" meme is.
    Every single story has him do that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You should read the Dream Cycles.
      >Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath
      Through the Gates of the Silver Key
      Probably his best work and better than ATMOM and his other most talked about stories. They focus more on lore and bizarre concepts than they do unknowable madness. Even Azazhoth is comprehended and explained in Key, not just "dude i went crazy"

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OH MY GOD IS THAT AN ITAL*AN? AAAHHHH LOOK AT HIS SWARTHY COMPLEXION OH GOD I AM GOING INSANE HE IS USING HIS HANDS TO TALK LIKE A NEVER BEFORE SEEN MONSTER FROM THE DEEP ABYSS OF SPACE OH MY GOD HE JUST INVOKED THE ELDER GODS WITH WORDS BARELY HUMAN AND MY FEEBLE HAND ALMOST DOES NOT DARE TO WRITE DOWN THIS UNHOLIEST OF INCANTATIONS (Buongiorno mi amici)
    >AHHH HELP ME Black personMAN HE JUST OPENED UP A RESTAURANT THAT SERVES PIZZA I AM GOING INSANE

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best post 2010 lovecraftian movie? I'll take 90s too. Don't really like 2000 - 2009 movies

    I would put an 80s one on backlog. Nothing before that though. Any recommendations?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kill List

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because anime does it better.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    'Unknowable, indescribable horror' doesn't translate well to film. Either you don't show it which will piss off the audience because you blueballed them, or you show it and it's inevitably a let down.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do you feel about Noroi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Never seen it but I don't usually like jap horror.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cause there aint no good lovecraftian writers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      See

      cause lovecraft is shit no cap frfr

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because it would be Anti-Semitic.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how do you visualize something thats not even supposed to be describable?

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >constant "Umm, did you know Lovecraft was racist???" posts
    >nobody EVER mentions his redemption arc
    >how he overcame the ideals forced on him by his batshit insane family, and stopped being racist (as much)
    >even married a israeli girl, and stated that he regretted living in such fear and hate for so long
    But no, Black personman gets the spotlight even though he didn't name the cat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Never let the truth get in the way of funposting.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese horror gets it the closest imo when they don't try too hard

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WAAAHH SCARYY OCTOPUSS
    >WAAA SO SCARY I CANT DESCRIBE IT BECAUSE IM A HACK
    >AAAH IM GOING CRAZY HELP ME Black personMAN *meow*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      See

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        See

        Frick. You.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Haunted Palace is an adaptation of the Case of Charles Dexter Ward despite being billed otherwise. It's also pretty good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Resurrected is a better adaptation of the same novel.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        didn't know about that one, going to check it out, I am mainly just a sucker for vincent price so I may still prefer the older one

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked We Are Still Here, even if it did get a little goofy in the third act

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mandy is okay.
    The first Hellboy movie still has the biggest scope for any movie with Lovecraftian anesthetics, despite being very cartoonized.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >anesthetics

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this is scary trust me you wouldn't understand words can't describe it
    Turns out this type of sóy horror falls apart when you have to show.the monster and it's only a giant squid

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Color Out of Space (the Cage one) was pretty decent for the final third of the movie. It's a slog up to there, though.
    It's quite possibly the worst story you could ever try to adapt to a visual medium though, for obvious reasons.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched the Stuart Gordon episode of Masters of Horror, where he adapted Dreams in the Witch-House. Honestly pretty good! It features the same lead actor from Dagon. Gordon really knew how to utilise a small ass budget, it's an effective adaptation and definitely worth watching. pic unrelated

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The one with the gay dude is a pleb filter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the WHAT?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lovecraft only wrote shitty stories.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah its shite lmao

      cause lovecraft is shit no cap frfr

      Filthy mongrels

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there's maybe 15-20 movies that capture the general setting, sleepy coastal town, weird people, foggy nights, human hybrid monsters. if you're a horror fan (say watch 100-200 b horror movies a year) you will eventually come up on most of the inspired works.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Second

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the part in Dagon where the MC got a swirlie from an abyssal horror. Also, imagine getting cucked by cthulhu lol what a homosexual. Incredibly soulful movie.

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