Why are these assholes everywhere now and where were they when the OG trilogy shit with Luke was going on?

Why are these buttholes everywhere now and where were they when the OG trilogy shit with Luke was going on? The Sith must not be that powerful if a whole collection of them materialized and all got btfo in between movies when the Jedi Order was non existent.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    well when you hand your franchise off to a man named Cowboy Dave this is what happens

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it was a mistake to trust him. Physiognomy doesn't lie

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They aren't sith, and they aren't powerful. They were only able to get away with their shit because there were so few jedi to oppose them. They all got killed off before the original trilogy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Red lightsabers
      >Can use the force
      Feels like those are the two requirements

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sith are a specific tradition of dark side users which there can only be two of at a time - a master and an apprentice. Do you even watch the movies?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Count Dooku became some super powerful Sith that could rival Yoda in only 2 years after Darth Maul died
          lol think before you post moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what about darth Sifo-Dyas

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Plagueis told Sifo-Dyas about the cloners and the clone army, but Dooku killed him and ordered the army in his name. He also erased the planet from the record before leaving the order.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              who lol

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Plagueis told Sifo-Dyas about the cloners and the clone army, but Dooku killed him and ordered the army in his name. He also erased the planet from the record before leaving the order.

              and what about darth bofa deez

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They are technically Dark Jedi, or Fallen Jedi, but they are affiliated with the Sith, who have specific codes and traditions.

        Sith are a specific tradition of dark side users which there can only be two of at a time - a master and an apprentice. Do you even watch the movies?

        >there can only be two of at a time - a master and an apprentice
        The Rule of Two does not pertain to Sith as a collective, it doesn't mean "there can only be two Sith in the Universe at any one time", this is moronic and flies in the face of episodes 1-3, where there are several Sith living at the same time. It does mean that if a Sith pops up where there were none before, at least one other Sith exists to have taught him. Sith tradition is passed by succession and there must always be links in the chain.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In the movies, the Banite Sith (Sidious and co) and the lost tribe were around. Darth Krayt (of the Rule of One) as A'Sharad Hett was only a Jedi knight and haven't fallen yet.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're not sith, just force sensitive bloodhounds used to root out the last surviving Jedi and were always meant to be disposed of once they outlived their usefulness

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Inquisitors are the worst addition to the new cannon and that's saying something.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is why prequel stories are bad

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in this pic dies before the OT. Old man Maul kills 3 of them in the span of 5 minutes.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seventh Sister would seduce young Luke to the dark side.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it was so easy for Jedi to flip flop then why didn’t Count PooPoo convert any to his side during the CIS War? He had to rely on mercenaries and robots.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He did, Dooku formed his Dark Acolytes during the war. Those Jedi turned because they realized they'll be supporting a corrupt republic. But TCW retconned that by bringing maul and savage because a kid show can have some of the good guys turning for ideological reasons.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shit I forgot about Asajj. One apprentice showing up and dying in between movies makes sense though not a whole fricking Ginyu Force.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          By Revenge of the Sith, most of the Dark Acolytes were dead or MIA, with Ventress going into the outer rim, her fate unknown.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He did.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember Durge? Oh we loved Durge didn’t we folks. When are the bringing Durge back? The Democrats are making us sit through all off Filoni’s terrible OCs but they won’t give us Durge.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They did bring him back in a comic, but, it isn't the same one you saw the old Clone War multi media project and the 2003 show.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he was launched into a sun by Anakin. rip durge

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Disney and gayloni needed mid-tier villains which can be btfo at any time, cant use vader or sheev for that. And that problem by itself comes from disney desire to milk nostalgia by using setting between pt and ot because they just cant create something completely new and good in that billion dollar ip. Inquisition idea would've worked better if they were just jedi hunting commandos and spooks

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just love how uniquely, yet predictably contrarian Cinemaphile (all of the website’s boards really) feels the need to be to hate both disney and filoni yet still like the prequels.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna see the episode where an inquisitor has a bad day and helicopters instead of sheathing his blade. I bet the guy next to him just rolls his eyes like its so commonplace.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine spending the limited hours of your life on this shit

    what the frick are you people doing

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jerec would've mogged all of those pussies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He would without even trying, he's a Jedi Master and has that force destruction blast.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the opposite of apologize?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Demonize?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Inquisitors are a lame concept, there should just be some Imperial seal team six tagging along with Vader hunting Jedi

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There were non-force sensitive inquisitors, the imperial commandos, bounty hunters, and maybe the best of Vader's 501.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Old EU sith
    >Palps in charge
    >Darth Vader is his enforcer
    >Vader spends his time hunting jedi or cleaning up messes when palps tells him to
    >Palps very public and open about the fact that Vader is his right hand man
    >Propaganda mentions vader everywhere
    >Any jedi foolish enough to fight him gets btfo only way to live is run and be lucky
    >Vader occasionally tries to train an apprentice to take down palps, but palps is too strong and smart

    New Sith
    >Vader seethes in a castle whenever the plot doesn't need him
    >Inquisitors do the job of hunting down jedi and scaring people instead
    >Inquisitors get regularly btfo because they're b***hes
    >Palps doesn't appear at all

    Inquisitors fricking suck.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The E.U still had the Emperor's hand, the shadow guards, and the inquisitors.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        True, but they did not do everything vader did, nor did they get beat up on the regular by anyone with a brain. Inquisitors are not scary, they're goofy and they're doing what Vader should be doing, but badly.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Jerrec was the only notable one due to his goal of using the power of the Valley of the Jed and being #2 if Anakin was never found or failed.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Marketing. Toys. Plushies. Coloring books. Cookies. Breakfast cereals, etc. Haven't you seen Spaceballs? Yogurt explains it all.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The inquisitors should be in white. Their whole design is wrong, they look like knockoff earth vaders with silly lightsabers.

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