Why are they mocking us? I thought they wouldn't double down.

Why are they mocking us? I thought they wouldn't double down.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    huh?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So who is the guy suppose to be? He’s got a Spider-Man style mask

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he's literally me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like 2099 spiderman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Looks nothing like Miguel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's Spider-Man. She's Spider-Man. They're all Spider-Man. You are Spider-Man. I'm Spider-Man. We're all Spider-Man.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How things have changed

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          damn shots fired

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how is sony pictures still in business
    they're just pushing the most ridiculous spider-man adjacent shit at this point

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      morbius was kino stfu

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bet you liked twilight too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        anon it's 2024 you've been in a coma for nearly two years we thought you weren't gonna make it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >still #madatmorb

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sony is one of the richest companies in the world. Movie failures mean nothing to them. If anything, it's a tax writeoff.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How long before the multiverse bullshit is simply tiktoks edited together by some broken ai website?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Madame Web
    >without Spider-man
    >instead it has multiple Spider-Womans
    >except for the actual Spider-Woman
    >also no Spider-Girl
    >or even Silk
    >it's 5 OCs
    This is just baffling.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's captain marvel movie all over again

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It won't bomb nearly is hard if only because production/marketing costs are significantly lower.

        >charisma-free actors
        Actually, I've never seen these actors anywhere before, so I can't comment on their charisma.

        Dakota has charisma, but she's not a loud or energetic person/actress whom I think would have better suited this lead casting, also she's over 30.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Except at less than half the cost and a much hotter cast.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it's 5 OCs
      uh....no

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, my bad. It's 3 OC Spider-Women and one OC Spider-Man.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Actually they're all from the comics, the black girl is race swapped but there have been a lot of Spider copies over 50 years of publishing.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I can see the black chick being Spider-Woman, but who the frick are the other 2? They're not Mayday or Silk.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >black spider woman

              tiresome

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She's also gay.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                hot, I hope she has a red headed tomboy girlfriend named MJ!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Madame Web - Dakota Johnson

              Julia Carpenter - Sydney Sweeney

              Anya Corazon - Isabela Merced

              Mattie Franklin - Celeste O'Connor

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ok but who's Anti-Venom?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Jameson the Elder

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        for all intents and purposes it is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this capeshit doesn't use the names of characters I'm obsessed with from a children's picture book
      > IM GOING FRICKING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You don't understand. they HAVE to use the names I want or else

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Obsessed manchildren are the target audience of this.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shouldn't this be in the charisma-free actors under-30 thread?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >charisma-free actors
      Actually, I've never seen these actors anywhere before, so I can't comment on their charisma.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is this movie even about? Will it even have any relevance to Spiderman? Who the hell is Madam Web?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literal who character who only exists when there's multiverse shenanigans to be had.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I hate the multiverse so goddamn much

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the only ones who know the character are 90s kids who watched spiderman TAS.
      but its current time so frick men and lets do a feminist turd again cause whynot.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the only ones who know the character are 90s kids who watched spiderman TAS.
        And or people who played Shattered Dimensions.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah,it looks like they are doing multiverse nonsense like SD but with girl power

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dakota has the lure of the married men. the problem is how do these men ask their wives to watch this movie without suspicion?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God Dakota is so fricking hot. I've seen her boobies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate coomers like you that enable this shit cause OOOH BOOBA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Dakota

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Can you imagine being Dakota and getting to look at your own boobies? If only life were that sweet.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure it is, Dakota

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Dakota doesn't use social media. Also she doesn't know anything about comic books. Too based for either.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      all actresses are mid

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope this movie is a big hit to see the seethe from the MCU gays shitposting about it.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Sony Spiderverse is the weirdest shit ever. Out of all the things they could try to push into the public, it’s this thing. Like they could be churning out Uncharted movies to try to force Nathan Drake into being a bigger pop culture icon or something. Instead they just make these weird Spiderman adjacent movies that nobody seems to care about.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >why arent they churning out the really bland shit?
      dont give them ideas

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Morbius was as bland as it gets, despite being a movie about a really obscure character. Sony could make a Shuma-Gorath solo movie and somehow make it bland and boring.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It feels like capeshit has regressed back to the 90s and 2000s again with these lame and generic budget adaptions of literal who characters. Even the mcu feels like this to me now again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All the Avengers are either dead or retired and no one cares about their replacements. Irrelevant side characters are all they have left. That, and the X-Men.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pls emma roberts make your milk drinking face in this one

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tired of movies making non binary twitter redditgays as their target audience.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why was it a massive success in spite of starting the visibly moronic "Let's do a 'Spider-Man Universe' movie that doesn't actually show or mention Spider-Man" trend at Sony?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because everybody likes Venom and everybody likes Tom Hardy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he's just Spider-Man but more attractive

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Double down on what? Casting Cinemaphile waifus in a movie?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >waifus

      I dont see a single attractive woman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Isabela Moner, Sydney Sweeney, Dakota Johnson and Emma Roberts are longtime Cinemaphile waifus

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I watch for she

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