Why are they retarded?

Why are they moronic?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    texas
    ..and their parents probably did drugs while pregnant

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >TX
      That was the first thing that popped into my head too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i mean, obviously there are smart people in texas...
        but if you look at the full cast of characters, and even in king of the hill, most of them aren't very bright.
        obviously a dig by mike judge, who began his animation career there.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'd say the cast in KotH is more eccentric rather than idiotic.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it varied

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          texas
          ..and their parents probably did drugs while pregnant

          yeah... Texas ain't as bad as Mississippi or Louisiana but you never really associate anywhere in the south/southwest with a great deal of intelligence

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Mississippi or Louisiana
            Makes me wonder how cheap it would be to wine and dine a Mississippi 10 or Louisiana compared to an LA 8 or 9

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              bump

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Are you bragging that you could be a pua cheaper in America's gross incest basement than in a well developed costal port city? On a American Hentai board?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Stupid people are easier subjects for humor and wacky situations.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actually? To be honest, Highland reads more like New Mexico than Texas.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure Beavis and butthead takes place in New mexico.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Beavis and Butt-Head's house, located at 322 Woodson Street, Highland, TX,

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure Beavis and butthead takes place in New mexico.

        Judge intended it as an intentionally vague Southwest, but the first movie included some Texas license plates, and he was fine with that so now it's retroactively always been Texas.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure Beavis and butthead takes place in New mexico.

        [...]
        Judge intended it as an intentionally vague Southwest, but the first movie included some Texas license plates, and he was fine with that so now it's retroactively always been Texas.

        Ironic, Mike Judge grew up in New Mexico, despite being born in Ecuador and going to college in CA. Lots of amusing things about this guy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >that story Judge told on WTF about being a teenager in Albuquerque at his first real job and how some of the hispanic guys at work invited him out to go drinking on the mesa, shoot at cars, and beat up queers
          I love this city, it's so weird and fricked up and has a real small town feeling despite having more than half a million people here

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's kinda both. Some vague New Mexico/Texan area. I guess it's Texas now, but early on it was vague.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >TX
      That was the first thing that popped into my head too.

      [...]
      yeah... Texas ain't as bad as Mississippi or Louisiana but you never really associate anywhere in the south/southwest with a great deal of intelligence

      >coastalgays think this while they walk past their local skid row.

      I was just in TX earlier this year and my takeaway was that everything was clean and proper. Great state.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How's your power grid working out?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I was just in TX earlier this year
          >WAS

          coastalgay can't even read a comment properly. I'm still jealous that Texas has their own power grid regardless. No other state can say that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm still jealous that Texas has their own power grid regardless.
            Jealous of how unreliable it is? Or the constant blackouts because it can't handle the power demand in summer which leads to people dying due to the heat? Oh, wait, you must be jealous of the massive cost spikes that people get hit with even if they can't use power because of those blackouts because ERCOT is corrupt as frick and gets to make their own rules
            Texas is a shit state and won't be able to handle the growth its seeing right now and is already starting to see people leaving for elsewhere

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm still jealous that Texas has their own power grid regardless.
            You mean the one that froze over last year from babby's first northern winter?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What happened to California will happen to Texas. California is the victim of its own success and refusal to make affordable housing by getting rid of R1 zoning. The same thing will happen to Texas in a few years. Cause both states will never address the affordability problem by getting rid of R1 zoning. Once Texas gets rich enough to make housing unaffordable they will also refuse to take reasonable measures to make things affordable just like California.

        Californians enjoy good weather and a higher life expectancy than the rest of the USA. It's too bad they don't make housing affordable cause it really could be the perfect state.

        They are even flirting with the idea of universal healthcare. That could be a game changer. But they need to fix housing first.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Californians enjoy good weather
          Annual forest fires and crippling heat don't sound too good to me.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You learn to live with it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I live about 2 hours away from Oregon, and it never gets above 80 and it never drops below 30,I love the climate and the lack of shit like wienerroaches. But obviously there are other problems

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dude trying to defend California and blaming all its issues on housing is the most hilarious thing I have read, thank you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Butt-head mom probably did

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >texas
      the problem with that theory is that their neighbors are, while idiots, still functioning members of society. Thus it must be the moronic parents doing drugs thing. Though we have seen from the first movie that their fathers are not that much better than them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >drugs while pregnant.

      This

      I've also always had a theory that B&B were possibly inbred. It's pretty obvious; they were poor white trash after all.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you moronic?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm moronic because I was born with autism and my mom smoked with me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >my mom smoked with me
        woah, hey beavis, this guy's mom smoked with him. that sounds cool

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bunch of seething yankees itt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets triggered when the yankees finally began tearing down all the consolation prizes that confedegays have raised over generations as their supply of copium

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Thinks Robert E. Lee wasn't the baddest motherfricker just because he wore the wrong colors.
        homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've never understood the union wank. It's humiliating that as a nation we have to acknowledge that cousin frickers with potato sack shoes and grandpa's shotgun managed to last 4 years and push the army all the way to Maryland. No wonder America can't win a war.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >cousin frickers with potato sack shoes and grandpa's shotgun
          You had West Point-educated generals and dudes who hunted on horses for a living, of course they made it difficult for the Union. Same with the Boer War.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That kind of thinking would have cost you dearly in the war, Yankee.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You cannot go any further north in the US than I live, and I have never understood the seething impotent rage some people seem to have for the South. Do people really carry dead people's baggage generation after generation?
          >inb4 only replies are "grr but I really REALLY hate the south! let me tell you how hard!"
          I have more hate for the coasts than I have for the heartland or southwest. Great Lakes are obviously superior though, the rest of you lose.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Do people really carry dead people's baggage generation after generation
            Sadly yes

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They watch Tv all day

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    uranium in the drinking water

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there's Uranium in the drinking water in Highland, this was mentioned in the first episode of Daria

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So you can relate to them.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're a criticism of (You)
    Well, the Gen X (You) of 1992

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's funnier that wE'RE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT THE PENIS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Those guys better Uranus uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lead in petrol

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dropped on their heads as babies.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Judge knew something was wrong in those vaccines before anyone else.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They were raised on MTV.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say they aren't moronic they just live in a culture and bubble that encourages ignorance. We all know Mike Judge is a very judgmental person (fitting I know) who hates pop and youth culture, so Beavis and Butthead is his allegory for the worst case scenario for someone living in the "modern" day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with that evaluation but Beavis and Butthead are genuinely stupid since they can't even comprehend basic tasks they're given.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think that's more laziness and short attention span. Mike probably just had one bad experience at a fast food joint and decided to make them the way they are at work.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He based them primarily off of MTV's audience at the time, especially heavy metal fans.
          Dude was in his 30s by the time he made that show, so naturally as an older guy observing youth culture, it's going lean more towards parody if anything else.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They were raised on MTV.

      I grew up in 00's New Jersery and can say that B&B are pretty accurate representations of kids that grew up on MTV in late 90's/early 00's

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The system failed them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It failed all of us

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    White privilege

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they go to college and walk into a lecture about how you have inherently a leg up on other people thanks to your race that effects you in subtle ways
      >they take it to mean they can do whatever
      >steal a cop car and have guns pointed at them
      >"Uh. Sir. I don't think you understand, we have White Privilege."
      >"GET THE FRICK OUT OF THE CAR SHITHEADS OR WE WILL SHOOT!"
      >"Um, Butthead I don't think they went to college."
      >"Oh yeah."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Great satire.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Fortunately they went to college and learned a powerful lesson about it and changed their outlook.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How moronic are they? Could you torture them to stop being like all around so dangerous to others

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jealous that Beavis and Butthead can enjoy things in life, OP?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    (laughing)

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The point in Beavis and Butt-Head is they represent the direction youth were going in back then. Kind of the logical extreme/worst-case scenario if we kept down that cultural path. Although this type of freak is somewhat common nowadays a different kind of moron would have to be created to comment on the negative path current youth are going down. But I don't know if it would be funny. It would probably come off as preachy and too on the noise/political.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Those boys ain't right.
    How would have Hank handled them? Ignoring the charcoal grill, would Hank be friends with Anderson?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes considering they are basically the same character and Hank gets along really well with people like him. Remember that episode from the show where he had a friend who acted just like him and he liked him more than his other friends?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I memba Hal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I memba Hal

        Hal liked Hank a little too much if you ask me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don't give Gay Hank poster any ideas

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Anderson talks about butane in positive light
      Hank would kick his ass.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick

      • 2 years ago
        SUPER AGGRO CRAG
  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there's Uranium in the drinking water in Highland, this was mentioned in the first episode of Daria

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Their dads were deadbeats and their moms were busy turning tricks, so they were raised by Television. This is the result, a direct parody of the MTV audience.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I worry that the commentary skits might not work as well as they did in the 90s considering that B&B's stupidity, while presented as the direction youth culture was going towards, was in it of itself an exception for the time.
    Nowadays, thanks to the internet, there are PLENTY of morons out there that you could argue are just as bad as the main duo, and when Beavis and Butthead start to come off as the smartest individuals in said commentary sections, you know you have a problem.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Were Beavis and Butthead the original angry video reviewers?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe not specifically angry video reviewers, but definitely the original "react" guys if that makes any sense.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The (now over ten year old) remake did just fine making fun of MTV's reality shows.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think canon explanation is a gas leak

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there's Uranium in the drinking water in Highland, this was mentioned in the first episode of Daria

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >texan gen Xers in the early-mid 90s

    i'd be more surprised if they weren't moronic

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They got it from their dads, especially their personalities, but it got worse due to how they spend their time sniffing glue and living without any supervision or support.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wow

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did they ever get big? I liked the movie but the actual show is so much fricking nothing, it's just mike judge making lame crude comments over music videos.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The show is basically just a vehicle for the MTV segments, with light storytelling and the occasional lore. I personally love both the actual stories and them watching TV, since they're almost always really stupid and fun.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Wow! Even smaller than I thought!
    Why was she thinking of their dick sizes?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why does putting butthead to other artstyles make him look like Jimmy Neutron?

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did the new movie have anime references like every other cartoon revival?

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did Beavis know about an obscure Roman god?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Butt-Head I mean

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because it was associated with a stupid topic he interested in

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gross

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I forgot about it, but one thread said that they've severe cases of fetal alcohol syndrome

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks Satan

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Beavis and Butthead have a job and friends. They're also not afraid to talk to girls or go outside. So they are already less autistic and more succesful than (you)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      damn homie

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got a mega or torrent for the original series? Wanna binge watch it before the new season comes out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go find The King Turd Collection. It's uncensored and has the music videos included.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I torrented it years ago but never got to burn them onto CDs so I never watched the episodes.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cuz the show would be boring if they weren't. wise words from mike judge.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever talked to a 15 yr old boy?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Imagine calling a couple of 500 IQ geniuses “moronic”

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Christ I hate newblood trash larping like they’re some union general to shit on the south exclusively to get brownie points from Black folk

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    123?

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They just are, some people are like that.

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