Why are they still trying to make this shitty book become mainstream? Literally nobody cares about them.

Why are they still trying to make this shitty book become mainstream? Literally nobody cares about them. They're not cool, they're not interesting, they don't sell toys, their villains have better rivalries with other heroes. There's literally nothing they bring to the table. You could have them all be dead and just use their villains against the X-Men and Avengers and /nothing/ would change. The Maker alone is more interesting than main Reed anyhow. Just use him as a villain, the world's smartest man being an autist who wants to reshape the universe into Science Autism Central.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their strength is "family unit" but having families is not fashionable at this time.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      People love the BatFam. People loved Stark's OC daughter in Endgame. The problem isn't families, the problem is boring characters. If the family was Reed, Sue and their kids, it'd had been better. The moment you add the manchild uncle and the moping best friend it becomes a sitcom, not a family.

      Then why did Incredibles copy it?

      The Incredibles worked precisely because they focused on the core family. Mum, dad and kids. Otherwise you fall into the trap the FF fell by making it a sitcom with superpowers.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everybody Hates Franklin.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >People love the BatFam
        Nerds do. Most only care for Solo Bats.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Nerds
          The Batfamily is for women.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        So your completely shit take is that the FF would be batter without Ben and Johnny and instead more focus on Reeds boring fricking kids? If you're not a troll you have strange taste.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, a family of supergeniuses and gods is infinitely more interesting than the token manchild and moping homosexual. All they do is drag them down.

          >Literally nobody cares about them.
          I care, weird blog post OP why are you so angry? They're fun characters with fun powers and Dr.Doom is always great. If you think a tryhard bullshit character like the Maker is interesting I can see why you wouldn't enjoy the FF though.

          Doom eclipses the FF in general.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, they're just not really interesting. DBZ and Spy x Family are about families fighting together. The former is bloodline related and the latter is adoptive. Cinemaphile equivalents would be Ben 10 and TMNT

      I guess the problem is that they're too old. That rock and fire guy need to be young brothers.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        a) DBZ is not family related. It's patriach related.
        The families are often dragged into universal death matches against their wishes because the idiot space monkeys who spawned them wanna fight strong guys.

        Spy x Family's the Forgers barely fight together. Most of the time it's the adults trying to keep their cover from Anya, who already knows but keeps their secret in exchange for WAKU-WAKU PEANUTS.

        b) stick your shit opinions into Cinemaphile where they belong

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then why did Incredibles copy it?

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this shitty book
    >probably the only good current Marvel book
    Cope and seethe harder, if you can't develop a taste

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to bed Ryan North. Your writing sucks and you’re 15 years too late with your subpar Reddit “humor”.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >probably the only good current Marvel book
      i just read a storytime of it yesterday and the shit had them as dinosaurs. if thats "good" today then christ

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    FF is the book that put DC on its ass during the 60s anon.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like their theme song from the 90s cartoon. that dude was singing his ass off

    REED RICHARDS IS ELASTIC

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno OP why do you gotta keep sucking so many wieners?

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ben used to so popular that he could carry a book on his own

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't he just carried another team-up book a year ago?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's legit the only good character in the F4. Either retire the team and make a brand with just him, or transfer him to the Hulk or Avengers brands.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally nobody cares about them.
    I care, weird blog post OP why are you so angry? They're fun characters with fun powers and Dr.Doom is always great. If you think a tryhard bullshit character like the Maker is interesting I can see why you wouldn't enjoy the FF though.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that schizo OP has been making similar threads for decades because he can't cope about Fantastic Four

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haha fun superhero family 🙂

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >their villains have better rivalries with other heroes.
    Objectively false

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