Why are we hating this again?

Why are we hating this again?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dogshit cringe acting

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably because of the terrible acting and everything not involving the orcs.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >give orcs WoW proportions
    >leave humans normal human proportions instead of WoW proportions
    at one point an orc picks up a whole warhorse, lifting it overhead, and throwing it like a ranged weapon. like, there's fricking no way dude. humans don't stand a chance. what a stupid design choice.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      WoW ruined Warcraft. If they'd gone with the classic design of WC orcs they wouldn't even need CGI

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    because half the film looks like a warcraft sex spoof

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't understand the problem

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terrible part of the story to start, terrible writing along with terrible acting all around from the human side. Probably Ben Foster's only bad role.

    Paula Patton is a complete semen demon though

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    if I were in charge we would have gotten something like the panda cinematic but longer.
    universal studios scrapped that idea because they insisted having real actors besides cgi creatures like the avengers did

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never watched it because I know I'll like it and they're never making another.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie came 10 years too late
    Blizzard execs loves their shit lore so much they made it about a 20 year old RTS instead of one of the many (2) popular expansions to their fading MMO.
    They made orcs too sympathetic, which is a problem when you are doing a war fantasy movie in a dogshit generic setting. It's not vietnam, make it B&W /good vs evil.
    They catered to autists too much when they would have gone even if it was a Pandaria movie and you had to watch it twice from horde and alliance POV.
    It was boring and a bloated mess, and they wasted everyone's time. The actors, the director (doesn't direct anymore), and the million asiatics who animated this product.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      orcs arent sympathetic, thats one of the only good things they did right in the movie. they are demon worshiping/part demon alien invaders there to kill everyone and take over the planet and run it into the ground

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should have just went big and jumped straight into the Lich King arc, the kind of shit that non-Warcraft fans love - good guy going down the road of evil, doing the wrong thing for the right reasons and transforming into something his past self would have hated.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Blizzard execs loves their shit lore so much they made it about a 20 year old RTS
      Then why did they frick up so many fundamental elements of that story?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orcs are supposed to be sympathetic in wow lore

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was okay, certainly much better than I anticipated

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They rewrote the story for no reason

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a huge fan of the Warcraft universe and I couldn't get through it - a lot of flash and jumping around. I may have been sick with a fever or something when I watched it, but despite knowing the backstory I couldn't follow. Maybe I'll give it another chance on a rainy day.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was solid and better than expected cause they could've really ruined the source material. The humans using tactics to fight orcs was heroic

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's good but it's not even the Warcraft story and the art style between humans and orcs could have been better. they either need to figure that out better or they just need to make a full length cinematic because the cinematics are $

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      not even the best Warcraft story*
      it's a prequel and nobody besides me and a couple other oldgays even played the first WC

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it catered to the mentally moronic WoW audience.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Loved every orc scene, lots of fun and memorable interactions. Everything on the human side, except not-Ragnar who is obviously enjoying himself by hamming it up, was utter shit. Both king Llane and Kadghar had terrible stiff actors who ruined every scene they're involved in.
    Oh and I forgot about the whole Garona romance, holy shit what were they thinking?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh yeah, the forced romance and racemixing overtones was extremely cringe. They could have cut all that. Worst part of the film by a mile.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE HORDE VS ALLIANCE LMAO
    ALSO LOOK WE MADE THE BLOOD ELVES ASIANS TO CATER TO THE CHINK MARKET SINCE WE KNOW asiaticS LOVE BLOOD ELVES

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i liked it, as someone who played the shit out of WC3+WoW vanilla-tbc-wrath, i didn't actually understand alot of the plot going on, that was a big problem, because if i didn't know who half the characters were, and what their motivations were, the audience were gonna be hopeless there.

    But i did really like the Orc origin story arc, the dark portal was amazing, and the finale, it was good shit, and im pretty sure it made money too, a sequel would have done much better tbh. Thankfully the chinks saved the budget so there's a faint hope of a sequel.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought she was kinda pretty and I'm not even a /tg pervert

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a shit movie
    It was a shit Warcraft movie

    Literally made to cash in on the Marvel Cinematic Slopiverse, then they bailed when this flopped

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