Why are white males like this?
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>teens showing up to movies dressed well bad
>Black folk showing up in vaguely African cloth good
i hate America
it's fricking astounding
>black throws popcorn talks entire movie gets into fistfight with 35 year old dad with 4 year old daughter
>it just det cultcha y you gots be so raycis
>white teenager shows up well dressed, speaks one time
>this RUDE kid interrupted my movie, why are whites so obnoxious?!
I hate the left
>white teenager shows up well dressed, speaks one time
I've seen the videos, it's far more disruptive than this.
The ones that are disruptive aren't white
what did they do?
do bla pipo really??????
they're throwing literal bananas at the screen
typical whitey, only acting out when the light's off
Because the zoomers were throwing bananas at the screen, creating mosh pits in the middle of the theater, and harassing women, throwing drinks on them.
The frick are you making this a race thing?
Based
Some of these homies need to get some proper shoes
>teenagers doing something for fun
>Cinemaphile be like
>"w-why didn't they spend $2000 on their clothing and buy proper stuff!
Post again when your generation does something as based as this
Why are you seething so hard? Calm down
lmao triggered little zoomie
wearing a suit but not having dress shoes is just lazy, at least commit to to the bit
>lmao triggered little zoomie
>wearing a suit but not having dress shoes is just lazy, at least commit to to the bit
Millennialsisters...
>Cinemaphile zoomers circa 2010s
>tiktok zoomers circa 2020s
ftfy
>zoomers
Those people are all in their mid twenties to 30s now, cope more millennial.
>Those people are all in their mid twenties
So zoomers.
moron.
Seethe zoomie :^)
>Seethe zoomie :^)
Definitely you seething, not me, millennial soi :*
>n-no u
kek
Oldest zoomers were born in 95.
It must take a lot of homosexualry to look gay even in a suit
>dylan edit making it into memes
Lmao
kek
PUSSY homie 69
>Cinemaphile in 2000s
>when you could still say gay in public without getting your employer harassed by twitter users
One is cooperate the other isn't. Also it wasn't le phenomenon where movie theaters had to issue bans. That is because Cinemaphile weren't monkey see monkey do morons like Zoombinies.
We called those guys gays too. They drew a bunch of attention to this site and made it a lot worse
this cant be real
it is
Both awful fits
dude on the far right of the left picture looks best imo
>Want to have suit, not really sure why
>Can’t afford suit and quite frankly don’t know shit about them so you just buy whatever off of H&M and pair it with your sneakers since you can’t afford that+Some oxfords
>End up wasting money on a pair of pants and jacket that fit like shit, aren’t worth even tailoring, and are basically too garbage to consider wearing to anywhere you’d actually need one for appearances.
Parents should teach them how to better care for their money
Only homosexuals and people pretending to be rich gives a frick about "fitting suits"
>t. still wearing daddy’s suit
lol
Go suck some dick, gay.
I can just smell the poverty on you you stupid childish moron.
>lmao you poor, successful gentlemen and scholars such as myself wear classy suits all the time 🙂
You just proved his point.
go back to twitter fricking loser
kys you fricking ugly homosexual
lol this is the same exact thing I thought when first looking at the photo
is that john boyega?
>Cinemaphile Meetup 2022
They really did go all out at the homosexual Store.
white people dress like shit, holy frick.
the Black person is unironically the only one with fashion sense in that pic.
its the completely embarrassing "project chanology" all over again from fricking 14 years ago but you're all too young to know about it.
2 of these guys aren't even trying to do gentlemen thing. They're guys who actually know how to dress really well and nobody would think its part of a stupid trend if they weren't with a bunch of the expected gormless meme obsessives in their funeral suits.
never happened
Things that never happened for 500
Thing that happened once in one location but was never enforced for 1000
banana
Women shouldn't be allowed in a theater. Their only place is in the kitchen.
Name 20 incidents
Sounds made up. I hope the harassing women part is true though.
Black folks do all of those things and more, but don't wear suits
why aren't they banned?
> zoomers were throwing bananas at the screen, creating mosh pits in the middle of the theater, and harassing women, throwing drinks on them.
holy fricking based beyond all human comprehension
Are you black by any chance?
Isolated incidents that do not represent all Minionbros
Meanwhile the vast majority of blacks ape out constantly without rhyme or reason
This anon has posted more evidence of whites chimping out than the far right has of blacks doing the same thing.
Lurk more
>blacks ape out constantly without rhyme
I thought they loved to rhyme.
Proofs?
base (if true)
Sounds based but not nearly as based as Indian's on an average day
holy frick my sides
the more i learn about indian culture the more i like them
wtf i love zoomers now?
and yet no video of seeing them throwing bananas in thos era where everyone in an instant would have already a few seconds of a clip showing just that
just a bunch of children acting like children at a screening of a children's movie. whats the big deal really?
>The frick are you making this a race thing?
They always do
Sounds real. And one instance of this is enough to ban lookalikes. Yet one instance of blacks looting a store isn't enough to ban blacks from all stores
Very interesting.
post webms
Because these people are batshit insane and can't be reasoned with. Their freedom is actively driving them insane. Kill them all.
>The frick are you making this a race thing?
You really think companies dare say anything when blacks do it? They could get sued for millions easily lol
ironically based. its like going to see rocky horror picture show but the movie is shit.
Why lie? They were banned because they kept jeering at every other scene and would actively sneak in food (bananas).
sounds pretty kino and is unironically better than having Black folk in the theater
That sounds fricking sick
That's actually pretty fricking funny, I'll give Gen Z that
>Le delicate triggered whitey
have a nice day your homosexual
Whoaaaaa settle down, that's a harassment!!!
#stopasianhate
I thought they were gonna kiss at the end with how the asian hooked his legs around his shoulder
>white onions drenched fingers typed this post
He’s triggered because he recognizes that Black folk are more disruptive than whites yet still get a pass?
anon, there are blacks on the ban group, it's not a race thing, take your meds.
>Anerican teens showing up to movies dressed well
BAD
>Black folk burning American cities to the ground
GOOD
Why is America like this?
Which cities were burnt to the ground?
I’m sure taking his words litterly is an epic own anon
It's the America media that define what is good and what is bad.
Let's see how far gruposters go.
Seethe harder cuck
>BUUUH BLACK PIPO BOO HOO
why are chuds so obsessed with black people ? Fricking homosexuals
>black
>people
Lmao why are you trying to make it exclusively white males? I've seen asians, nigs, pajeets all doing it
I thought israelites liked money, why would they ban a bunch of zoomers who otherwise wouldn't pay to see the movie?
No uniting factors can be allowed to stand for the enemy.
I'm amazed you braindead amerimutts haven't figured it out by now.
They want your society divided down to the atom.
Then you'll be docile and useful, every man for himself, while the rich rob you together.
Yep thats why I vote Republican. Er…i mean voting is useless but I shill for Republiacans 4free. Actually Im not even American so my opinions are trustworthy!
minions is the white man's film
They hate white people more than they love money.
The money you make is associated with the perception of your brand
If you get the incel vote your sales will tank because normies won't like to be perceived as losers too
Disney israelites seething and paying off movie theaters to ban competition
BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT SUPPORTING THE REAL ISSUE!
maybe teenage girls should wait until marriage?
zoomers are... Based?
always has been
Every time. I fricking love this kid, I wish I could give him a fistbump.
He's probably dead by now though.
In betweener genX - millenial here
Zoomers are more based despite being 400% gayer at the same time
>I won't be coming home tonight
>My generation will put it right
Sit down and listen Boomers/ Millenials etc. Zoomers are all grown up now and they WILL fix your shit.
zoomers have grown up on a steady diet of Cinemaphile and batshit crazy feminists, they're ready to wind back the clock 100 years
>how can I make this about me and my vegana
I'm siding with the minionsbros here as long as they're quiet and respectful for the parents and little kids who also went to see the movie.
Because the moronic zoomer manchildren are acting like apes and destroying theaters.
>zoomer manchildren
the zoomer children are doing it
the zoomer and millennial manchildren that the zoomer children would completely reject are the ones praising it
Doesn’t matter, keep making white people look like animals zoom zoom
Because the israelites that matter don’t care about money. They literally own the money. They print as much of it as they want or need, and all it does is make you poorer which just adds to your torment. People cannot be allowed to assemble and unite or have fun. It will be shut down, middle man israelites be damned.
individualism is le good don’t ask questions
Men aren't allowed to be happy.
>white males
its zoomers aka the most muttified generation (yet)
We should be giving ar15’s to them instead of ukrainians
WHAT IS THE CHARGE?
Haha zoomers lose again, zoomers can’t meme
Probably because they were throwing bananas at the screen
whytes the real monkeys. fricking savages only thing as bland as yo food is yos pussys
go back to /r/asianmasculinity
It was even the minority copycats that caused all the trouble too.
it was everybody, not just white people.
God, I wish I acted stupid when I was a teenager.
>jannies deleted the other zoomer minions thread that was having good discussions
Why?
Jannies on a fricking roll tonight.
the same reason they banned depptrial threads
Cinemaphile is a capeshit/disney board now
Good job, way to encourage piracy.
zoomers are mentally ill.
You're posting on Cinemaphile you pathetic loser
>implying this isn't peak sovl
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
what a horrible country
True, America isn't what it used to be.
DO NOT REDEEM THE FIREWORKS INDOORS SIR
How come Hispanic and other shitskins keep trying to push this narrative?
The first video was from australia with almost all the kids being white and "respectful" and then every single other one has been full of nig and other shiitskins which led to stuff like OP happening
very weird damage control for shitskins ruining everything again
Can't let da hwite devil have any fun.
America vs a civilized country
They dont want men to organise and form a fraternity of any kind.
i dont get it, are they actually causing a ruckus and blocking the theatres?
Wearing a suit is now subversion. What the frick are they going to start forming suit wearing street gangs?
Ever heard of the yakuza or the cosa nostra?
good thing half of the guys doing this stupid trend aren't white.
Threads like OP are made by brown "people" for damage control reasons
>https://www.tiktok.com/@arjan.bedi/video/7115579037203828010
They know that once their kind get a hold of something it goes to shit
/tv/, Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile would be the best example and now you're seeing it in real time with this "trend"
>Threads like OP are made by brown "people" for damage control reasons
This site really is filled with nonwhite leftists putting in crazy hours to make up for how shitty and sexist their men are, always little details that give it away and sometimes they’ll even come out and say their race while they’re running defense for women/abortion I guess because on some level they know it’s remarkable for a nonwhite man to not be sexist. The English-speaking internet will never recover from ESLs.
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Holy shit, this is what chuds look like now?
he's a democrat-supporting antifa
he is literally at a trump rally in one of the pics
He went to see minions before the shooting
>He went to see minions before the shooting
Kek
Now OP's post makes sense
Why not lede with that?
This is the crop that a society that teaches it's youth humans are meaningless and a blip in existence will yield. Entire generations slurping sugar and mindfrick pills because parents thought kids not being focused in class warranted chemical legitimization. Frick everyone and everything and everywhere for letting this happen.
*lobotomization
legit creepy, also he looks russian or something
https://symphonicbrianpeppersthemegpo.ytmnd.com/
>he looks russian or something
nah hes israeli
Disney literally bought a new shooter to distract from their flicks flopping kek
>from trash to troony
Now THAT'S a homosexual if I ever seen one
this guy wasn't antifa he was a chud rapper he name drops Ben Shapiro in his raps and had a discord full of pol memes and he attended a bunch of Trump rallies.
Why do you homosexuals lie so much lol
That was de-bunked already, anyone can stand in front of a trump rally.
And his trump flag that he uses as a cape?
Schizos will latch onto any popular movement. People need to stop pretending like they're representative of any political beliefs whenever they do something like this.
what a massive cope
So you think that the guy who shot Steve Scalise represented all Bernie Sanders supporters and that the guy who shot 50 homosexuals in that Orlando nightclub represented all muslims? The dude is obviously off his rocker judging by his social media pics. Ironically these mass shootings keep happening in states that have "red flag laws" and other strict gun control.
Yes and yes.
He looks like a Dr. Seuss character irl
Is that bicflame?
Surely someone has his mixtape.
what 0 test does to a mf
trannies are culturally-appropriating pepe now
zoomers have mangaed to somehow be gay and cool at the same time. it's a 70 30 split but it's still impressive compared to millenials who are 100% gay. let's hope they make good movies
When boomers die all that power and wealth skips the lame xers who started this woke crap and forced it down everyone's throats and will go to the most based of millennials and will make for real kino times
I want to be the lawyer who represents Universal in this case
VERY easy money
have cinemas ever banned Black folk for their behavior at cinemas?
Yeah, for like the first 60 years that movies existed.
>go to 9am matinee
>cheap tickets
>theater basically empty
>floor not sticky because nobody messed it up yet
>sit wherever you want
>no loud buttholes
Problem solved
Why are zoomers going to the movies all suit up? I don't have any friends and the last tv show I watched was Entourage. I don't know anything about the world. Last I heard, people were getting the third booster shot. What is this suit meme??
>I don't have any friends and the last tv show I watched was Entourage. I don't know anything about the world. Last I heard, people were getting the third booster shot.
those don't really line up time wise but basically the minions twiiter posted minion bob and something about a "gentleminion" and it caught on as a meme, so some young zoomies who probably saw despicable me as young kids and have nostalgia for the characters, dressed up as "gentlemen" to see the new minion movie.
Honestly kind of funny lad humor, at the very least one of the least cringe things I've seen zoomies do
>Lightyear fragility
Good job goys! Remember, (they) hate when you get mad on anonymous internet boards! God designed you to dwell and stew like little rodents, I promise! Do not create your own world of success and accomplishment! Never, and I repeat, NEVER win in life!
>getting like this over the minions movie
You lost your mind
>People are actually having fun at the cinema
>Cinemas ban it.
Its like they want to go out of business.
its because they aren't going to see the right movie, which is lightyear
minions are funny
does it give the manchild self consciousness seeing how they are mid 30s and wearing a marvel t-shirt? because i hace no idea what's wrong dressing so well for a movie, maybe they have a party and they want to kill time?
I don't get the context of wearing a suit? Does Gru wear a prom suit in the movie? Can anyone help me understand the reasoning behind this meme?
Gentlemen gentleminions
It's literally just
>Haha wearing suit to kids movie ironically very funny
That's it.
Zoomers know only pretentious people and homosexuals wear suits, so it would be ironic to wear a suit for a childrens movie and making fun of seething suithomosexuals
sophisticated works of art require the proper attire
It’s this most likely. They know it’s shlock but with how awful movies are these days it may as well be fine art.
zoomers are creatively bankrupt and it was the best they could come up with
>Zoomers are having fun they're stupid haha
have a nice day.
It's literally the "me going to grandma's funeral vs me going to [some shitty media] premiere" meme
Just wear a large jacket over your suit
>morons fall for stealth marketing again
>Suited minionsbros
>Morbheads
why are the ironic fans of movies now more entertaining than the movies themselves?
Cringe
>I'M COMIN OUT
>I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW
>GOT TO LET IT SHOW
>teens
I know what that codeword means
Black folk?
I envy him.
Not because his cute gf wants to give me a "goodmorning blowjob" but becaue the video reminds me of being able to sleep fully clothed with blankets on and still be alive in the morning.
I fricking hate summer.
I hate modern world like you wouldn't believe
Americans are soo autistic, it's perfect entertainment.
White males enjoying their summer maybe you should try it loser
I hate my gen so much it's fricking unreal
>I'm so fricking epic for falling for an obvious marketing campaign
It's 4th of July you friendless moron
You're wasting your youth here
It's 5th, mutt
Jews are afraid of fashion going back to suits, Black folk looking bad, and white people banding together for a single purpose.
>heckin israelites are out to get me and Zoomers are clearly based despite being the most brainless consoom generation ever created
Banana
wagies eternally BTFO
>Oi have ye got a 'avin' fun with ye mates liocense
Man right wingers are pathetic lol. They annoy and harass people at a children's movie and call it a cultural win lol. Just sad.
>fifteen-year-olds
>right wingers
I know this is bait, but it reminds me of when the ADL and other leftoids were freaking out about the "groyper" movement.
>muh culture war
Only like a handful of cinemas are banning it
>Millennials have fun memeing Morbius but don't actually go waste their money on it
>zoomers meme minions but do waste their money on it like cattle
Pathetic
difference is morbius is entirely unwatchable, and minions is a solid movie for a younger audience.
Morbius is no different than any of the other marvel shlock
every single person who's seen any of it has said morbius is infinitely worse.
marvel drones hated the movie as soon as it was announced so it doesn't surprise me
Because male bonding and camaraderie are not allowed nowadays.
Zoomers are desperate for purpose and affection.
Why cinemas are trying to shut down good business, I don't know.
If you are younger than me (34) you are a Zoomer and I will blame you for everything I hate. Anyone my age or a bit older is based.
You're a homosexual
>inherit world
>make it worse
>blame next generation
>eternally seething millenials itt
Damn disney is really seething about lightgroomer getting destroyed by these lil yellow homies huh
So... why ate they banning it? I still have nightmares from the phantom menace. I lived in a buildig across the street from a mall and the lines it had back in the day for people waiting to buy tickets for that crap was teeming with cringe in bathrobes and plastic masks
baka when a bunch of trash Black folk dress like Shaka Zulu to go see COON PANTHER it’s brave and stunning but when some decent white and asiatic youth dress like gentlemen to go ironically consume Kino it’s bad??? frick Black folk and their ungabunga COON voices and Black smell
Has there ever been a Western elite as brittle and frightened and fragile as this? It's like the Chinese already took over.
>Guys in suits
Why aren't they taking their girlfriends to see the movie with them???
>white people dress us nicely to a movie theater
>banned
I'm still trying to make sense of it, and refusing to accept it's that simple of a matter
>white people act like literal apes by throwing food at the screen and causing such a big disruption that actual families leave and ask for refunds
>banned