why are women so terrible at stand up?

why are women so terrible at stand up?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most men are terrible at stand up
    There are at most a dozen decent stand up comics in history

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      name all twelve

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        not that anon but
        >Eddie Murphy
        >Chris Rock
        >Dave Chappelle
        >Bernie Mac
        >Luis ck
        >Shane Gillis
        >Bill Burr
        >Ralph Barbosa
        >Mark Normand
        >Richard Pryor
        >Norm Mcdonald
        >Matt Mccusker/Tim Butterly

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          David Spade and Brian Regan are the two best standup comedians of the last 30 years

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            David spade took the e-girlta express is that funny?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm skeptical of that, judging by his dating history moderately big-breasted, blonde bimbo seems to be his taste.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I really doubt 90’s david spade could overpower a child.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          David Spade and Brian Regan are the two best standup comedians of the last 30 years

          i don't know which dubs to believe

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no bill hicks
          >no colin quinn
          >no patrice o’neal
          >no doug stanhope
          your only experience with standup is through podcasts, isn’t it.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >bill hicks
            I'm not 13 years old
            >Colin Quinn
            good, but not top 12
            >Patrice O'Neal
            forgot about this homie, would add to top 10
            >Doug Stanhope
            funny commedian, but none of his specials are top 12 material

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I got to see Colin Quinn live; that is one funny man.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bill Hicks sucks

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why, not atheist enough for you?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Matt McCusker is one of the funniest people I have ever heard talk on his podcast, but his standup is fricking terrible. Extremely funny and quick witted but for some reason he just doesn't manage to replicate that on stage

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            His special definitely captured the Shaman’s essence

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            His standup was pretty decent, better than some of the big specials put out by established comedians this year, but you can't really translate two-person chemistry to a one-man show.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Shane
          >Butterly/McCusker

          Ok at this point I’ve seen waaaay too much PA/Philly mentions, the schizo in me has to ask if you’re in Philly and if you do comedy.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gillis and McCusker go hand in hand because of their podcast. And even with Shane becoming a BBC promoter for free netflix money, he continues to be among the top 5 standups that are currently active

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Actual moron

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Philly is just exploding onto the comedy scene, Gillis, McCusker, Rainey, Butterly, O’Conman and Tommy Pope are all hilarious as well as War Mode

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Although that is a dozen, I think it also needs Patrice O'neal, Brian Regan, and Cedric the Entertainer

          David Spade and Brian Regan are the two best standup comedians of the last 30 years

          Brian Regan is so good. I think of some of his standup bits the most of any comedian.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Norm
          I’m sorry but Norm’s talent was playing off people who were full of shit or people who were real but had one tiny ounce of shit he could exploit. His standup was always lacking.
          >talk shows
          Comes in solely to push the host to their edge and make them think he’s going to crash the night with no survivors
          >guest appearances
          Almost always is invited with the intention that he will say or do something extremely uncouth and say “whaaat?” To follow, leaving the mediocre hosts to scramble to keep their jobs.
          >weekend update
          Great timing but jokes are a series of one and two-liners aimed to make the crowd go “ooooooh” and immediately shock them with a punchline that forces them to laugh at the thing they pretend to feel conflicted about.
          >award shows
          Why they did this I have no idea but bringing norm on to speak to a room full of people with criminal backgrounds was a playground for him and he basically went though the guest list before every appearance and picked a few people to publicly assassinate for shits and giggles because nobody else would.
          >podcast
          Brings in comedians and friends he respects (and occasionally doesn’t) basically just to frick with them and see if they’ve lost their edge. If they haven’t than it’s a fun exchange and if they have they get humbled and have a laugh about it. (The throwaway jokes at the end were a guaranteed shit test)

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Chappelle for standup
            Norm for everything else

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even 12 is hard to name tbh. You're definitely reaching with a few of them.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          shane gillis does not qualify for GOAT status yet come on man

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry but Dave doesn’t belong on there. Chappelle Show was pure comedy gold but his standup is ok at best. Replace him with Red Fox

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Norm Mcdonald
          >stand up

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's how he started and ended his career (and life, I guess). His stand up was great.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think he was moronic, sorry.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, he filters the low IQ and brown crowds

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Bernie Mac
          I have no idea how Bernie Mac was so revered. I find him awful.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>Mark Normand
          he really tried to milk off people missremembering Norm's name

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sam Morril had a couple fantastic sets but all he seems to do these days is crowdwork, and you can see him overreact to stuff now to try and bait them into a stronger reaction and draw it out, it gets stale real quick.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Shane Gillis
          >Bill Burr
          >Mark Normand

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You should not be allowed to have opinions anymore. It's clearly too much responsibility for you.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            post a better list or shut up gaytard

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Literally every comedian in history is just some womanly attention seeking homosexual who just yells until the drunk crowd feels uncomfortable enough to laugh. If you like that, have a nice day. That would make me laugh.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              the freesbee kid in the back + his younger brother would kill this midgets ass so bad the kids mother would have to save him.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >stupid mutt thinks any of their comedians are funny
          check out real comics like Jimmy carr, Paul chowdhry or almost any other british comic to see what standup should be like

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            i like peep show, but British comedians simply aren't goat tier comedy. you guys are the runner ups to us, and you should be proud of that but also know your place b***h

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>Matt Mccusker
          Lmao what.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He’s basically Shane Gillis if Shane was batshit fricking insane. His insanity is hilarious though

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no Rodney Dangerfield
          no respect, no respect at all

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            what's the best dangerfield special to watch? I'll try to get into him

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stewart Lee is better than all of those.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lee is mediocre at best, and an insufferable leftist wienersucker. "Not just racists voted for Brexit, c**ts did too!" Just insulting people is mastery of standup now, apparently. Give me a break.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No Doug Stanhope

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they never needed it as mechanism to procreate, whereas men did.

      >t. only watches Netshits

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll come across some good ones on amateur nights, both male and female. Talent scouts only pick up the shit ones that they think will have broad appeal, and those are the ones most people know about.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        right

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >very funny comedian
      >incredibly shit stand up
      Many such cases.
      It's the medium, stand up is an awful format.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Standups are all bad. They are just so fake and artificial. Watching some narcisistic moron who picked up jokes/stories from regular poeple and now tries to monetize it and force laughter is just pathetic.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you sound fun

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most men and all women

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is correct. I could care less if I’m old and jaded but the vast majority of standups both new and old are awful.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even when men are bad they are mid bad not downright god awful like women are

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll come across some good ones on amateur nights, both male and female. Talent scouts only pick up the shit ones that they think will have broad appeal, and those are the ones most people know about.

      Honestly, this is my impression as well. The only famous stand-up comedian that has made me laugh is Dave Chappelle. The other ones had been random amateurs, both male and female, but mostly female. I don't watch much stand-up tbh.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        *mostly male

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        that’s because stand up is usually the lowest form of comedy, because you have to appeal to as wide and unknown of an audience as possible, unless you’re an established comedian who’s style is already known and liked. Hence why most modern stand up is = pop culture + latest news story = sex joke (added with some dark humor for flavor)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe the problem is you are a jaded homosexual.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      True, and all twelve are men.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        bingo

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Louis CK
      Patrice O'Neal
      Richard Pryor
      Chris Rock
      Bill Burr
      Jerry Seinfeld
      Mitch Hedberg
      Mark Normand
      John Mulaney
      Nate Bargatze
      Dave Chappelle
      Jimmy Carr

      Also fine are Hannibal Buress, Ralphie May, Louis Anderson, Ricky Gervais, Aziz Ansari, Gabriel Iglesias (only the first two specials) Russell Peters (only the first two specials), Ralph Barbosa, Erick Meyers, Tom Papa, Demetri Martin, Donald Glover, Kumail Nanjiani, Daniel Tosh

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hannibal buress seriously stopped being funny once he got lasik. I don't know why, his glasses weren't funny or anything, but after that he just sucked. Also he is quite literally the start of modern cancel culture with the bill cosby incident. Without him, the media trend wouldn't have started.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick Hannibal Buress. The funniest thing he ever did was remain a D list celebrity after being a pawn for his handlers and kicking off the metoo movement with Bill Cosby. Usually doing something like that is rewarded with a cushy well paying gig that sets you up for life. I noticed an uptick in movie/tv roles for Hannibal Buress following his Bill Cosby jokes but he's just such a weird unlikable uninteresting dude that it never materialized into anything and the establishment just went back to ignoring him like always. I wonder how he feels knowing that he's so much of a worthless loser that even after "selling his soul" he still has nothing to show for it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      not that anon but
      >Eddie Murphy
      >Chris Rock
      >Dave Chappelle
      >Bernie Mac
      >Luis ck
      >Shane Gillis
      >Bill Burr
      >Ralph Barbosa
      >Mark Normand
      >Richard Pryor
      >Norm Mcdonald
      >Matt Mccusker/Tim Butterly

      What about Bam Marg... I mean Ryan Long

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    one thing women are fricking great at? remaining not funny.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They tell me "have sex", I look at this channel and I get tons of sex haha!!!?!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        And what will you do about? Nothing.
        Touch grass and have sex.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, that israelite has one serious case of butterface.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          i dont have to "do anything" i just wait for the natural consequences

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not usually a violence towards women guy but this girl makes me want to take a baseball bat to the side of her head.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I would be very pleased to hear she was found unalived in an alley somewhere.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm not usually a violence towards women guy
            Why not?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          how can one woman look so israeli?!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        because men are physically stronger and will kill women if they don't obey

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and will kill women if they don't obey
          If that were true we wouldn't be as totally fricked as we are right now.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >But they get mad when you call them holes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      how are female stand up comedians not self aware about this shit after DECADES? how?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >women
        >self aware

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are doing it because it literally works.

        Boomer morons see pretty lady talk about blowjobs they click

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >boomer
          opinion discarded

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this chick's going for gold in the cringe olympics

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would require an ukulele. Having said that, garfunkel & Oates are 2 of maybe 5 funny living female comedians, the rest are: Jessica Kirson, jordan jensen, ali wong. Honorable Mention: Iliza Schwlanger, who isn't funny, but i've never heard her talk about her pussy for even an entire minute, and had nudes leaked while being hot.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >That would require an ukulele
          good point

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      so is all women's self worth just sex?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes and family rearing

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      muh vegana

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one thing women are fricking great at?
      Having male children that are funny.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe some people believe the "men only think about sex" thing

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Always accuse your opponent of what you're doing. Women take heat off themselves by pushing blame onto men.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sex vs. Kids

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    stand up was always shit

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can you be bad at handjobs?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve gotten old fashioneds from several girls who take the phrase “jerk off” literally and grab the shaft and pull as hard as they can

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some girls are. The girl I’ve been banging would rub her hand up and down but not like grab the shaft and my dick was sore for a week later and had like dry skin

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only good handjobs are done with the mouth.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How can you be bad at handjobs?
      Tell me you haven't had sex with more than 2 girls without telling me.
      I've had more than one woman give me painful handjobs and blowjobs because they don't even know how a penis works.
      Believe it or not, most women are fricking awful at sex, men don't complain because we just want a warm fleshlight, but holy frick you are for a rude awakening if you think most women frick like pornstars.
      Most women frick like autistic chimps because most men cum in 5 seconds and they never had to develop skills to truly pleasure a man.
      The benefits of having a girlfriend instead of a one night stand is that at least you can train her.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're women. They don't have penises. They don't understand the literal "feeling", like the glans being more sensitive than the shaft.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/iOikDm6.png

      why are women so terrible at stand up?

      I've had sex with dozens of women and maybe 1/5 is not terrible at giving handjobs. none are good.

      I am so much better at jacking me off than any woman, I'd almost consider making a career of jacking dudes off

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >almost

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they'll only talk about sex and their genitalia because that's what their entire existence revolves around

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how true that is.
      I watch kino with my group of friends, and the women tune out.
      But shit like Tooken or Breaking Wind?
      Holy FRICK they had a great time every fart and vegana joke happened.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      true, but that's also the case for men. i watched a seth rogen movie from 10 years ago and literally every single "joke" was a dick joke

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        seth rogan is both a comedian and a man only in the most technical sense of each.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why are white liberal women so terrible at stand up?
    fxd, yw.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>why are white liberal women so terrible
      fxd, yw.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*clears throat* veganaS!

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    AW YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY LOLOLOL IF SHE STARTED SHOWING ON ME WHAT MY GF SHOULD DO WITH MY DICK LOLOL HAHAHA SHE COULD LIKE TOUCH IT AND STUFF HEHE LIKE SUCC ON IT TEE HEE

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because women are terrible at most things and standup comedy is a thing.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://youtube.com/shorts/MCNJyB4mk2c?si=f0FP8GyF7YdQabU6
    Only autistic woman are funny.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand a single word of that. Do eurocucks ever get tired of trying so hard to talk?

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Justine Marino - Engaged at the Show # © #femalecomedian #standupcomedy #standuplaughs #comedy #crowdwork

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >handjobs, am I right ladies HAHAHAHAH!

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=OPg-F8-87y3nrELE

    One of the best living comics today is a woman, I’m not saying EVERY woman is this good, but just food for thought

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I frickin love Maria Bamford, always have and always will.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well she's legit mentally ill, and you can see it and hear it. It's almost lolcow tier if people didn't respect her and think she was actually funny. I liked 'the comedians of comedy' its a really good doc, but you have to put up with the lady killer oswalt parts.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oswalt used to be funny. Great movie.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doing anti-republican jokes in Seattle
        Very brave Patton.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was painful to watch. Why did you do that?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      eh, would've been funny 13 years ago I guess

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love bipolar standup mommy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i made it 5 seconds before turning it off
      shes like all the worst parts of dee from its always sunny

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I must be nuts because I never found her funny.
      I especially loath that little baby voice she uses for most of her routine.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She doesn't do baby voice, she does mom and random b***h voice.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perhaps she could give me a handjob

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now THAT would be funny haha.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He just passed out after 18 hours, right?

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m so tired of hearing about sex. Do people not do anything else?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex jokes aren't even shocking anymore when all girls have an onlyfans and all men are simps or coomers so there's really no point anymore

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a demoralization psyop. I'm tired of it too. Stay strong brother.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did they censor "jews"??

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why its harder for women to stand up? No third leg.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      hehe

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always figured part of the blame was people like liza lampinelli and joan rivers making a name for themselves by being raunchy
    not sure why women havent tried something else since then

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not sure why women havent tried something else since then
      Because all they can do is copy other women.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joan Rivers was a treasure.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your sign

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    so there I was existing with a pussy.
    >thunderous applause and hoots

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Move over Don Rickles, there’s a new kid in town.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        married a guy. lol

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm not gay, honestly I'd genuinely tell you if I was. Also I genuinely just forgot to tell my parents and family I was getting married.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought you were just joking around because it's a huge b***h but no he married a literal troony what the frick

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's fricking real

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women can't be funn-

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=kAZLIdzusnP5XAj8

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This Anna girl sucks but her direction is on the trajectory of mundane stuff that I'm all in on. You must be her with those lack of views and you must get back on the horse you beautiful unfunny b***h

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          This was almost a decade ago. She's walled and/or hospitalised by now.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lisa gilroy is the exception to the rule.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >engagement face.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    In fairness standup in general is a terrible tradition that really should die.
    Women are uniquely bad at it but even the good men are fricking annoying at best.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is actually okay. Audience engagement is fun and she didn't act like a weird robot like Mullen did in his last one. There are much better strawmans out there, OP is a tremendous homosexual.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it was actually mildly good. Definitely seen far worse

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >censor the text
    >don't bleep the audio
    I will NEVER understand this half-censoring moronation.

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Most people aren't funny, you just hate women.
    Thank you for the you's.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Pointing out that women only joke about veganas isn't a joke.

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I didn't even mention women telling jokes in my post, you mass-replying, moronic homosexual.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why did your mass reply indiscriminately quote my post regardless of its content?
      based moron

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >actually you pointing out that I'm stupid makes you stupid

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2007/01/hitchens200701

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If she says all women are terrible at hand jobs then she's just speaking the truth

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does every stand up comedian just make forced jokes at random audience members now? it's like i'm watching some couple's annoying third wheel instead of a person who wrote some jokes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It provides easy laughs because it makes people uncomfortable (which prompts nervous laughter) and makes the rest of the audience feel obligated to laugh so they can signal they understand what's going on in the room.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      its pretty bad but "crowdwork" """comedians""" need the noose
      >so, where are you from?
      >PLACE? *turns to crowd and smirks*
      >PLACE! xD
      repeat every single fricking set

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stand up comedy is bottom of the barrel entertainment in general. I'd 95% of the time rather watch a clown bop around a stage because some of their stuff actually requires skill compared to rehashing the same trash anecdotes/observations over and over or doing shit crowd work like notes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont think I've seen one crowd work bit that didn't destroy the pacing of the special. and none of them are funny or interesting

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because nu comedians can't write funny material so they use the audience to set the joke up for them.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mass replying needs to be a ban.

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

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    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this supposed to be regex for something

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Filter 10+ mass replies

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          brilliant

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Game of Thrones, am I right?
    https://streamable.com/akh3ol

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stand up is a dead medium.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, Miss Cleo is a dead medium.

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I neither mentioned women nor jokes in my post you absolute gaylord.

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >mass quote
    Put a fricking bullet in your own brain, homosexual.

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what's the joke or the punchline?

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they have much lower IQ on average than men, most of male "comedians" cater to low IQ men too.
    The only difference is that there are many more higher than Black person IQ men than females on average, thats why 99% of comedians cater to that audience, even if they could offer "high end" comedy, no one would buy it.
    Most people are unironically too moronic to understand a joke that isn't childish, crude or physical.
    There is a reason laugh tracks exist and why most people only laugh at jokes when they see someone laughing next to them.
    Comedy clubs literally pay people to laugh loudly in the crowd so others laugh to not feel left out.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Comedy clubs literally pay people to laugh loudly in the crowd so others laugh to not feel left out.
      gonna need a source on that

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Source? His schizo ass.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Source? His schizo ass.

        It has been an open secret for decades, since the start of monetization of "comedy" people have been paid to laugh in the crowd, not my fault you are so moronic you can't even imagine not having breakfast.
        https://www.quora.com/How-often-do-stand-up-comedy-specials-use-laugh-tracks-canned-laughter
        https://www.google.com/search?q=comedy+clubs+plant+people+to+laugh+crowd

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >first link has nothing to do with how claim
          >second link is to a google search

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            And the third link?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            link has nothing to do with how claim
            I love how you just proved AGAIN that you have sub-Black person IQ.
            You can't even comprehend a topic this simple, im truly sorry for you, its not your fault, its just genetics.
            >Sommer Fehmel
            >10y
            >Stand-up specials don't usually have canned laughter, but I've "worked" on a few shows and gotten paid to laugh at everything even if I wouldn't find it funny. You're paid to act as if its the funniest thing you've ever heard, even if its multiple takes of the same joke.

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >emojis in the fricking filename
    I want humanity to end

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"So I was fricking CHAD right, and he just CAME in my PUSSY. Like, dude I just finished my PERIOD, now I have to get another ABORTION

    Why are all female comics like this?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ugh so I just aborted my exes parasite and I realized I met HIM at my last abortion and we fricked in the parking lot, welcome to my abortception ladies ugh fml

      every female comic does this and jokes about it.

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEX

    HAHA

    AWKWARD

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stand up people come up with their own material. To come up with good comedy you need to be original, and original is the thing women are the least.

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >are you ever, like, with a guy and he, like, tries to talk about his feelings?
    >*makes a grossed out face*
    >(women laugh)
    >you know what I mean?
    >it's like: no, sweetie; that's not what we do here
    >like, that's not your role in this... situation
    >(women go "woo!" and applaud)
    >like, the suffragettes or whatever (laughs at her own irreverence) were not fighting for a guy's right to trauma dump
    >("woo!"ing increases, applauding reaching a boiling point)
    >so....sorry about that
    >but also.... I'm not sorry
    >....like at all
    >(women are going made with laughter and applause)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      *going mad

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was awesome. would watch your special. funny, meta, and mean and true.

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    since norm died, stewart lee is the only comedian left alive, and he keeps getting older and fatter at an alarming rate, soon there will be none.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stewart lee is the only comedian left alive
      He's so pozzed he didn't even defend Jerry Sadowitz.

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    women aren't capable of being funny, with very few exceptions

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    random dudes on youtube are more funny than them
    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ern_VeFa8BA

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm waiting for the joke but he just keeps repeating what I assume is the setup. This guy should learn how to edit his takes. Seriously, how long is this fricking video?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a channel with 87 fricking subs dude. It's chris west himself advertising his channel.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Seriously, how long is this fricking video?
        It's 14 seconds, are you moronic?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, video was just put on a loop.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i laughed when he said xbox one game

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hand israelites ?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      as opposed to feet israelites apparently

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Are you a bot? Because my post literally has an example of a funny comedienne anon

    >Game of Thrones, am I right?
    https://streamable.com/akh3ol

    This one is clearly a show he’s workshopping stuff at, so while I dislike most of his material it seems disingenuous to use this as an example of him being a terrible comic.

    link has nothing to do with how claim
    I love how you just proved AGAIN that you have sub-Black person IQ.
    You can't even comprehend a topic this simple, im truly sorry for you, its not your fault, its just genetics.
    >Sommer Fehmel
    >10y
    >Stand-up specials don't usually have canned laughter, but I've "worked" on a few shows and gotten paid to laugh at everything even if I wouldn't find it funny. You're paid to act as if its the funniest thing you've ever heard, even if its multiple takes of the same joke.

    I’d need specifics for something like this, I can see something like Comedy Central pushing for this. But I’ve listened to plenty of comedy albums and specials where there isn’t any sign of canned laughter. Why are you such a persnickety prostitute? Why not give examples of what you think is canned laughter during comedy sets and what YOU personally find funny?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine paying to see a comedian and he's "workshopping" unfunny garbage.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s probably a midweek show at something like the comedy cellar. Where do you think comics get their material? They have to actually work on it in front of smaller crowds to see what works and what doesn’t. Why is it so weird to you to think that comics actually have to work out their material?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >working at comedy
          >taking comedy seriously
          Seems a bit silly.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s just a goof bro, don’t be so serious

            I've seen plenty of comics working out material. The difference being a lot of it is funny just not in any discernible order. THAT was unfunny hack shit anyone could say off the top of their heads from beginning to end.

            I’ve seen plenty of terrible comics at an open mic and I agree that this is in that tier. It’s surface level observational humor that won’t age well. But he’s also a shitty shock jock that needs to pump out material daily (or weekly maybe?) so I can see why he’d try it. Remember whenever you see a comic holding a phone or a paper, they ain’t pulling out their best stuff

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've seen plenty of comics working out material. The difference being a lot of it is funny just not in any discernible order. THAT was unfunny hack shit anyone could say off the top of their heads from beginning to end.

  54. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are fish so terrible at climbing trees?

  55. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >women can't be fu-

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >women can't be fu-

          The writers a dude

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >breaking bad
        can i add my own?
        >star wars
        >star trek
        >all of capeshit
        >dune
        >harry potter
        >narnia
        >doctor who
        >stranger things
        >twilight
        >hunger games
        >basically every single pg-13 action blockbuster
        >all of A24
        >all of Ti West
        >all of kubrick(except Full Metal and Clockwork)

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          who told you ti west is on the level as any of this

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's mostly about general popularity and then finding out it's just not for me. at all.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        post the original

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dobson.bmp

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love how the victims in these comics always changes their opinion and agrees with their assailant as they're dying. Basically terrorism.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wondermark's sea lion comic did this better.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I honestly love the statements the bad guys make when they get punished in the last panel.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wondermark's sea lion comic did this better.

          no, it did not. it's a stupid opinion. yes: if you make a public statement you should be prepared to defend it publicly. if you're not willing or able to do that, then shut the frick up. what stephen and wondermark are saying is that they feel entitled to speak their mind unchallenged. it's a conceited, lazy, cowardly and authorization mindset.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wondermark still did it better.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              the wondermark "comic", as I recall, is needlessly verbose and quite lengthy. tedious, in fact. brevity is the soul of wit.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Being drawn out is part of the joke with the sea lion never letting the subject drop.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Being drawn out is part of the joke
                it's part of the joke in both comics.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                And Wondermark did it better.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bullshit. No one owes you anything. I can say whatever I want and you can just deal with it. I won't debate it. I won't indulge you. Frick off.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >outcome was inevitable
      >maybe if I didn’t do X the outcome could have been avoided
      ???????
      Does the author not know what inevitable mean?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I made a comic called 'Natty' and to be blunt: I never should have & I am deeply sorry for making it. It was never my place to speak for women, I never truly knew the frustrations I would portray in the comic. Sure it was well intentioned, but we all know about the road to hell.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did feminists really get mad about a feminist comic just because it was a little tongue-in-cheek and made by a man?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Male feminists always have a countdown timer over their heads before they get exposed.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          the circular firing squad is the fundamental unit of organization in leftisti politics

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Did feminist really get mad
          You can stop right there, the answer is yes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are women so obsessed with men
      all of their comedy is either "MY vegana" or "MEN ARE SHIT RIGHT LADDIES!"

  56. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely believe stand-up comedy is the remnant of some super old primitive social action between tribes. Something about a lone hunter approaching an unknown tribe and can either impress them and get a spot by their fire or annoy them and get shot by their arrows. Maybe it was what happened after you were the sole survivor of your tribe, gotta perform well if you want to be a part of a new group. That's why we don't like most women in stand up unless they're outside breeding age like a funny foulmouthed old hag. A fertile woman doing it is weird, just club her over the head and drag her into the cave for some loving.

  57. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do women look emaciated and 50 years old by 30 its so hard to watch and I have to pick one. What are you even supposed to do with a spinster?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      traditionally you send them to the convent so they can't bother decent people with their incessant hectoring

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        alternatively you have them raise the bastard kids of their prostitute sister, niece or cousin

  58. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick is watching this b***h "preform" and laughing. Where are the bloody jokes

  59. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stewart Lee
    >Stewart Lee
    Stewart Lee
    >Stewart Lee
    Stewart Lee
    >Stewart Lee
    Stewart Lee
    >Stewart Lee

  60. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most human interaction, including watching someone on stage, involves a sort of implied hierarchy. The way we figure out the hierarchy is with certain brain chemicals, which translate to subconsious body language. You can just feel it when talking to someone higher or lower, even if you've never met them or know anything about them. The brain chemicals get released depending on your experiences in life. If you contantly get shit on because you're low standing it will show in your body language. Women, on average, get more shit on in life due to their smaller stature and less inclination to self-defense, so they are usually low on the ladder. This is also why everyone seems to hate manlets so much.

    Anyway, comedy is like 95% percieved social standing. High status = funny. If you've ever seen clips of Joe Biden interacting with commoners, you'll see that they laugh like children at all of his awful jokes. Comedians in general have a body language that implies a high social status, so they are seen as funny. If you really think about their jokes you'll realize that most are unfunny, and if you think about some random person telling you these jokes you'd realize it too.

    >tl;dr women are percieved as unfunny because they have a lower social status

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      iIfunny anymore, because it's written by women.

  61. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zach disappeared after that Clinton interview. Shame.

  62. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are women so terrible

  63. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MYYYY CRUSTYYYY veganaAAAAA

  64. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Cinemaphile, how many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?..
    100, 1 to hold the lightbulb still and 99 to spin the room around.

  65. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    all stand up comedy sucks. it's just that something about the inflection in womens voices makes them easy to hate

  66. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bong Hit Transplant

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've tried pot

  67. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch much but I thought Owen Benjamin was fricking hilarious.

    Overall I think theres just more diversity in humor among men. Like if men only knew how to make jokes about belly button lint or dick cheese I'd probably say men were unfunny as a general rule.

  68. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate "crowd work." Just tell your jokes.

  69. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    because they ate the apple
    women can make people laugh
    but they cant be funny

  70. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this chick made me genuinely laugh, but ya women standups suck

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do Asians and white women hate each other and why is it my fault as a white man?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        White women hate asians because asian men are small and ugly and unattractive and they serve no purpose to a white woman. Asian women are also small and ugly and unattractive but for some reason they're very good at stealing white men away from white women so they're competition.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. wh*te woman

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be azn
      o.o

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you'll never be bullied by a cute white piggu while munching on her mutt
        life is suffering

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      cook that pupper with:

      1) gentle bellyrubs
      2) hugpats
      3) garnish with "good boy"s

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      its funny but almost a worst contender because it relies on two tropes
      >sex
      >racism

  71. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I fricked
    >I sucked
    >My period
    women comedians

  72. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like Nick Thune

  73. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It almost always feels incredibly unnatural and put on.

  74. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nadia Kamil says hello

    ?si=6fuDU1kpaEsnrkgq

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Posting this video should be considered a war crime.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently she quit comedy to become a doctor. Thank frick, but I kinda feel for her patients

        https://nadiakamil.co.uk/
        >We all know that laughter is the best medicine - but is it though? Nadia has decided to definitively find out the answer by training as a doctor. She is due to graduate from the University of Nottingham with a medical degree in 2021.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      shes too reddit for me

  75. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Comedians are degenerate. Only stupid people see value in them.

  76. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >m-muh vegana!

  77. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    that was pretty good. and i love handies

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      and shes right
      women cant do it
      usually
      i mean i cant blame em, its not like they have a dick to practice on

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        its true. an expert handy sorceress is truly rare

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          my girl did it one time and she didnt really do anything wrong but i could just tell by the way she was holding and kinda moving it that she didnt know what the frick she was doing
          its like being in a car with someone and slowly realising they dont actually have a license.
          >ok pull over im getting out of the car right now.
          but its hard to tell someone you dont want them to touch your dick without making them feel like shit.
          and its not like i cant give pointers but the risk is just too high.
          like a girl giving tips for fingering and eating pussy is great because its not like you can break a pussy.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah maybe you can't break a pussy.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            why would a woman even put effort into giving better handjobs? That's like the immediate step right before "i have a headache".

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >"i have a headache".
              christ thats the fricking worst
              b***h just fricking tell me you dont want to frick
              women just cant communicate
              they literally dont know how
              even the best communicating women i have met were still moronic.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                ironically that's supposed to be the one thing they are better at.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I remember growing up thinking it was always dad humor when they joked about women...then I got married and understood that it's true, way too true.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >oh here comes the 'ol ball and chain

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                ironically that's supposed to be the one thing they are better at.

                What makes it even worse is that if you call it out and ask them to just be honest and direct and you won't be upset they get mad at you for that.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no really i have a headache
                >no im not lying it really hurts
                >no you're right i am fricking like you small dick fricking b***h, i am lying because if i just say i dont want to you push and push and push and i cant fricking deal with it, and thats why your dad left...
                >oh yeh ok look at me im the bad guy everyone im the bad guy im the big bad monster
                >well you got what you wanted didnt you. always making me out like a heartless c**t.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            she needs decades of handling dicks, making them cum, to reach sorceress status

  78. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fingerbanging - is anyone good at fingerbanging, fellas?

  79. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=IC3HK_uuoxWao_7f

  80. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I right ladies? You know what I'm talking about.

  81. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Men used humor as a tool to deal with the danger, tragedy, horror and discomfort they were forced to deal with as men while hunting animals for food, defending the tribe, and the family. Women used men.

  82. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Eve Peyser, one of the 50 funniest people according to Brooklyn Mag!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is not even clap instead of laugh. Dont get me wrong, would wife this big b***h. But this set makes me wanna shake the babies that come out so that they dont have to hear her talk. God those huge stealth milkers. I love these israelite broads. I want terrible handjob khazar gf.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is not even clap instead of laugh. Dont get me wrong, would wife this big b***h. But this set makes me wanna shake the babies that come out so that they dont have to hear her talk. God those huge stealth milkers. I love these israelite broads. I want terrible handjob khazar gf.

      She's more powerful than we were led to believe.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I write about politics but I don't want to do a comedy set about that because it isn't funny
      >anyway, I'm israeli and also CAPITALISM BAD I WROTE ABOUT IT! ALEX JONES BAD I WROTE ABOUT HIM!
      When do the jokes start? So far all she's done is lie about her intentions and then rant about politics.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So far all she's done is lie about her intentions and then rant about politics.
        Women and incels really do have so much in common. Proof that women are bad people and the only reason they aren't as fricked as the average incel is because they can at least trade their bodies for provision from a man whereas incels can't.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      JESUS CHRIST TELL A JOKE
      ANYTHING
      A FRICKING KNOCK KNOCK JOKE
      A WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD JOKE
      A IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING JOKE
      >the 2 second clip of alex jones makes me laugh instantly
      how is this so fricking impossible for women?

  83. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the desire to do standup comedy is evidence of a personality disorder

  84. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Women standup
    >Pussy or sex related
    Do women know anything else?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No they literally do not. Where men got it wrong was trying to view women as something more than sex objects. Sex is all they know, it's all they can do, it's all they are good for. Anything that doesn't sexualize a woman is simply highlighting her weaknesses. There's a reason every single woman on Earth's idea of "liberation" is just them being allowed to have more sex.

  85. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think that it's because being good at that style of comedy requires you to be a bit savage, and that's just not something that people find charming in women. Women are better at being entertaining cutesy.

    We need to stop obsessing over making women into men. It's actual misogyny and the people pushing it are also openly misandrist. They just hate humanity as a whole. Why? Because being a human who wants things from other humans (money, relationships, etc.) requires that you put your ego aside more often than not and do things other than what you feel like doing in the moment. They hate other people (including other people of the same mindset; uniting around the left is an oxymoron) for not existing to validate them.

  86. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post that nepo israeliteess who read off her phone

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Eve Peyser, one of the 50 funniest people according to Brooklyn Mag!

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