Why are you fricking here dude? you're so old. Where's your wife? go home to your family dude
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Why are you fricking here dude? you're so old. Where's your wife? go home to your family dude
I'm 43 actually.
I'm stuck stateside in a business trip until January 20th
Just sitting here alone in some hotel. My family is fine though. They're all together back home.
If I close this deal right, I'm like 1 step from retirement
I'm 42 next year
>I'm 42 next year
Nice. How's life?
Personally, I can't complain much, it's pretty good.
It's alright.
I'm on the right track financially and I have 5 great kids but I travel for work a lot and spend a lot of time alone so I dwell on existential stuff way too much and get depressed often.
My youngest asks me why I never smile.
Want to finish lining the bank account with shekels, buy a kyo machiya and just spend my summers chilling with my kids in Japan.
You happy, anon?
This is my family.
you frickinG INBRED APESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSGGGHHHHHHHHH
I dont go out because I'm scared of this happening. I'm 27
You made the right choice. I got teased by a group of teenagers last july and I haven't gone outside since
I knew I made the right decision
Just hang out with slightly older bros and you'll be the young one.
>just go to the bar and hang out with the old guys
frick it's really over isn't it. you don't realize how unappealing you become to young people until it's too late.
>early 20's
>get called an old man
>by people barely 3 years younger
It's just them fricking with your head bc they're morons and they won. Come on man..
time to deperm your hair, plug up the bussy and join us boomers in valhalla
You actually WANT to hang out with young people? They're annoying as frick lol. I have one friend who is the same age as me and have no desire to find any additional friends beyond that.
I legit think 90% of young people are lame as frick. I'll take people my age and older easily. I'm nearly 28
Same. I'm 33 and can't imagine hanging out with zoomers who talk about shit like "bussy", "gooning", and "rizz" all day.
You think people 10, 100, or 1000 years ago had meaningful conversations with their wives/girlfriends that were 10+ years younger? You think this is a modern phenomenon or that you're special somehow?
>level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board
Yeah, I'm sure people really talked like this 1,000+ years, you fricking homosexual.
we've been talking about zyzz and creatine for over a decade now
zyzz died in 2011 bro
>zyzz died 12 years ago
I feel young and old at the same time.
>zyzz died in 2011 bro
RIP. Miss that homie like you wouldn't believe.
What are you, twelve?
This is what slang sounds like to anyone 10-20 years older than when it was concieved. Of all the things you could shit on post-2000-borns, you picked the one fricking thing that old farts have been complaining for THOUSANDS OF FRICKING YEARS.
>people in their 20's
>I'M SO OLD BAAAWWWW
Lelmao (Roflol xD). You are firmly in your summer, moron. You want to give up on *free* pussy and bro time, then by all means. But don't pretend like it's because you aren't a young buck full of cum. Because you literally are. Dummy.
Who cares? Hang out with people your own age. The only reason for anyone to want to hang out with significantly younger people is that they haven't progressed in life.
Who cares. You're older and bigger. Just beat them down.
I’m going to college at the age of 27 next month. Not quite Jeff Winger level yet and my program has a higher average age than most, but still feels a little odd. Don’t wanna be the old guy
as long as you're in your 20s, it's fine. anyone who thinks it's weird is actually incredibly weird or moronic themselves.
I finished college in my 30s, it wasn’t bad.
Same bro. Starting in the spring is weird as frick, glad to hear I'm not the only one doing this shit.
Just make sure you stick to it
Remember my first year of college, it was in a small country and a shitty uni so only like 20 taking the course, so we had to do introductions. One dude was 34, and was like
>haha I'm turning a new leaf now
And that introductory day was the last I've ever saw him.
But I also then later went to a uni with hundreds per course, and in that scenario nobody in lectures really gives a shit who you are
>Don’t wanna be the old guy
I went back to school to study abroad when I was 31. Nobody cared. Still made a lot of friends.
27 isn't that old. Just go out places where it's around 24+. I'm my country people still go out basically as long as they want. They just go places that are mixed ages or around their bracket. They don't go somewhere where they know everyone will be 18.
I'm 32 and I go out all the time. You guys only go to college frat houses or something? People of all ages go out and do stuff. You don't just roll over and die once you're 30.
>You guys only go to college frat houses
Most of the whiners in these threads didn't even do that. Why do you think they're so dramatic about it?
>about to turn 27
>khhv
>friends are all 'over' going out
It's frustrating indeed.
When s2
I had this guy in my head at a party once where I was ten years older than everyone else.
there's zero reason for me to not end myself. I keep saying that maybe there's some natural parks or whatever I want to visit but I'm still going to be out of place there
don't do it man
life is too much of a joke to have a nice day over
>Can you say "Joy Lane"
why'd he do it?
He's ugly af. Probably an IRL equivalent of a 3/10, I mean look at his face, he looks like one of the technicians from Chernobyl in the hospital scene.
Of course the only way he has to look like a chad is to act super wienery and aggressively towards others, to intimidate them.
Why was he such a flaming SJW cuckold?
Did he actually think an Eldritch horror living in the woods would be doing blackface on Halloween?
Pleeeeeeeease tell me that isn't blackface
lip slapping mouth fricking with the qt witch
I'm alone
I have this friend that is in the same situation as me (NEET who watches anime and shills for a sports team all day) bc my mother told me his mother told her about his situation and i'm thinking of reaching out but scared i'd just get shot down and humilatied.
Do it Anon, i can't possibly see it go any worse than him saying something like "oh nah that's okay" or some vague excuse. He might even give some excuse and decline anyway even if he wants to since you know how us neets are. But i bet he'd appreciate it and there's a chance you could change someone's life. I feel pretty damn sure it wouldn't be some catastrophical humiliating thing, it's just easy to assume it will be of course
I’m deeply unhappy with the way I turned out. I can’t fix who I am. I’m a problem that needs to be eliminated.
I'm 18 and I can't imagine being older than like, 25. By that age I plan to have a wife and like, 3 kids. How do you even get that old and NOT have a family seriously?
>By that age I plan to have a wife and like, 3 kids.
Life is going to humble you zoomer
You don't belong here kid. Average Cinemaphilener was raised in a split household or never even knew their father at all and does not care that much about what you care about in regards to family.
Bruh plenty of us have parents that ae still together and someone's even have wife and kids hopefully soon.
your anecotal "speak for yourself" post changes nothing about the nature of this place
speak for yourself homosexual
relatively normal across the board and have been here since 2007
>wife and kids by 25
You're dangerously foolish, someone at that age does not have the mental faculty to raise a family in any way.
Completely idiotic mentality. By age 25 I'd been working for 10 years, one job for 6 years and I had my own place woman and a ton of experience with children via my older sisters. Al you need is to give them attention take them out and keep them from internet and trash media
No, I've seen this happen in my life of people tipping the frick over due to rushing themselves with kids and i'll take that for examples of why 25 is not a good age for kids than whatever is posted here.
This sounds like the perfect life if you want to be a white trash trailer park homie working at a dead end trade job. The job you get in your early 20s is NOT the job you want to hold on to for the rest of your life, and having kids is essentially going to chain you down to it by adding stupid amounts of financial stress. Your life will be over, and you want to ensure that this is the case by 25? Why? You don't even mention having a gf, so you're also assuming you're gonna find someone in the next few years thats fit to be the mother of your children. This sounds dangerously like you're willing and ready to pump babies with the first b***h you get semi-serious with, without any other experience to judge her or yourself on. I don't know why you're so eager to race to the finish line like that but it's likely you'll regret it if you do. Go ahead and try if you really want (bad idea) though, because as others have said you likely won't even get the chance. Life will humble you, and very swiftly, and I really hope it does because it would be in your best interest anyway
T. Childless 35 year Virgin who buys funko pops with his wfh onions coding incel "career"
>wfh coding career
Is pretty lucrative and easy, don't knock it.
>muh lucrative
Onions incel career
BROKE Black person ALERT!
This. I'm not against having kids obviously but having kids that young is for females, not males. I'm pursuing something i've wanted to for years and I suck at girls and parties and i'm not a social butterfly so all suggestions of just sticking with a girl and your life being wageslaving and watching TV to get your mind off of the former sounds like HELL.
So you're coping with your surrogate activity. Then you will be old bald incel paypig for chads slopppy seconds.
Lmfao. Many such cases!
Meanwhile I met a virgin qt in my early 20s and secured her
Projecting. Calm down and get a grip with all these internet buzzwords.
Do it. Honestly. Don't fall for the anti-natalists here. You'll will never feel mature enough to start a family. It's always learning along the way.
Dude, come on. 25 is not an age to start a family. In your 30's is where that happens. Learning along the way almost always ends in one losing their marmbles due to getting into something far beyond their understanding of it's importance and significance.
That's incorrect.
Elaborate. You're not some gypsy living out of a caravan. You can't have kids at that age. Having reached your 30's is where one should be expecting.
Several reasons. Having 3 kids at 25 means they'll move out when you're 43, so you'll have an actual life left when they're out the house. You're also always young enough to keep up with them both mentally and physically. Additionally, there's plenty time to get more kids. Yeah, you're likely wagecucking for a while but the average age of business founders that are successful is 45. So plenty of time even to get a good business running. There's also nothing you're missing if you spent your youth well. You won't regret not having had teenage love, not having partied hard etc.
At 30+, you'll be 50 when the kids move out. Midlife crisis time. You'll have less energy and attention for them when they need it and they'll always remember you already balding.
Now you. Why do you think people should start with 30 at the earliest?
I'm 28 now and I've had my same gf for 10 years. Read better
You either replied to the wrong post or you can't read yourself.
>I'm 28 now and I've had my same gf for 10 years.
Why not get married anon?
Good sex does not equal appropriate lifemate nor child rearer.
Sure but shouldn't you be trying to get that instead of staying as is?
you sound like such a childless moron. "less energy and attention when they need it". you really think children need MORE of your energy and attention after they move out? that is so ass backwards that i must assume your post is in jest. here is your you.
No 25 to 30 is the ideal for first kid. Any responsible person can easily handle one kid at that age
This and you'll still be able to get it up by the time they're frickable.
Is this bait? Having kids younger is an enormous advantage. Whatever wisdom and resources you have later pale in significance to the sheer energy you have when you're younger. More energy to do activities with them, but most importantly, more energy = more patience. it is so fricking hard to stay patient when you're absolutely wrecked by low energy.
Another thing is that you want to have as small an age gap as possible with your children because:
A) you can relate to them better, understand their problems better, be closer to them generally (my dad was 38 when he had me - seemed like he was from a different planet).
B) you will get grandchildren before you die / go senile
Let's just agree that we've picked two different life paths due to our own philosophies regarding this. I'm not having kids that young because i'm just not that able, i'm sure i'll be able to get someone in my 30's to get a kid but I'm not throwing away my non renewable youth like that. Just my two cents and to wherever may these decisions take us brother.
That would be fine, but you raised your opinion to a general moral. Kinda have to expect backlash then.
True. Oh well, take care then. I hope you find solace and happiness in this path you have chosen for yourself if you do go about it.
Sane reply, brother. Take care and good luck.
I'm this guy
and I had my first kid at age 24. Next at 27.
It was never the *right* time but the wife and I did pitter-patter with our careers (sometimes I'd take care of the kids while she rushed ahead and sometimes the other way around) and it worked out ok.
When I daughter was born I was studying computer science and working as a waiter to pick up some extra money.
I remember one time she fell down playing and got a bump on her head and I needed to go to work.
I was smiling at people hoping for big tips all evening but all I could think of was my little girl crying and I was dying to go home to her.
When I got home she was asleep and my wife said she was in a better mood but got a little bump.
I got to look at her for a few minutes and I got a call to work again because of high load that evening and went straight back.
Only regrets are that I didn't spend enough time with them but you love your kids so much that it's impossible to avoid this feeling.
Good luck anons
wholesome story, i enjoyed it, thanks
Can confirm this. I used to party hard and never miss a chance. Also worked hard and do night shifts regularly (I'm in STEM). That changed quickly as soon as I got a little daughter. Trust me here, everything changes and her smile will just mean the world to you. Everything else loses importance and you'll never miss it.
>Dude, come on. 25 is not an age to start a family. In your 30's is where that happens.
Lmao no not true at all
>I don't want to settle down, my life's just beginning
>years pass
>I don't want to settle down, nothing good's happened in my life yet
>more years pass
>I can't settle down yet, at least SOMETHING good has got to happen
>more years pass
>you are now either bald or going grey and you have wrinkles on your forehead
many such cases
>I'm 18 and I can't imagine being older than like, 25. By that age I plan to have a wife and like, 3 kids. How do you even get that old and NOT have a family seriously?
look around zoomer. when i say look around I mean look at all the people you interact with day to day. look at the employees at the grocery store. look at the employees at restaurants. you notice how there are a lot of old fricks working these jobs? this will be some members of your generation. the 45 year old bar tender, the 55 year old grocery bagger. do your best to not turn out like that but in the end, someone is going to end up that way. probably like 50% of your friends are going to turn out to be fricking losers with no family of their own.
nobody tell him
>How do you even get that old and NOT have a family seriously?
by choice homosexual
Life is chaos. Things out of your control, good and bad will happen.
You were still in a diaper when I started posting here
When did late 20 year olds start becoming moderately right
Killing time at work while I patiently wait out the clock.
I don't get these Adult Swim cartoons, is this exclusively made for autists who have never had real life interactions?
no
yes
It's moron humor for late teens/early 20 year olds and stoners
>elderly-looking freak calls a young-looking guy old
>>dude... i dont fricking get the joke... who is this even MADE for??
I think family guy might be more your speed, champ
i have more kids than i care to admit, no more wife, whenever i can take a doodie i browse around.
>will be 39 soon
>no wife
>no kids
>see cute girl and wanna talk to her, but then realize im 20 years older than her
No harm in trying man; sad reality is that they aren't gonna jump at you, you just gotta get yourself out there somehow and things will be better
Also you guys must not love your dad if you don't want him to be young enough to be a proper grandad to your kids. My dad is an amazing grandfather to my nephew and I look forward to my kid knowing him when I get my woman pregnant
Why is being an incel so common for euro men?
incels don't exist, anyone can biy a prostitute, which is basically the same thing as a relationship minus all the bullshit.
I pretty much exclusively party with 30 and 40 year olds. You dumb frick kids can suck together.
The girl I'm with would be a good homemaker but she isn't very intelligent so for that reason I'm wasting her best years taking care of my manchild self while her eggs dry up
I've abandoned all hope of a wife or kids, I'm just hoping to not be homeless in the future.
I genuinely don't see why people over 25 think they need to intrude into the spaces of people younger than them. They should have already gotten this kind of partying and socializing out of their system by that age. Like just stay home and watch tv with your wife lmao
That is what I would expect from someone who has no idea what xer is talking about indeed.
Lmao you zoomers really think you should be talking shit like this to your elders? When me and the 30+ crew roll up, BIG powerful bodies, superior aged intelligence, street smarts and fighting intelligence forged through many years. I slip the staff at the venue a generous tip earned from my many years of service, the cameras are switched off and now the lesson begins... Just be glad I don't know how to use TikTok otherwise the whole zoomer world would see you impaled on my big mature wiener begging for some more correction.
My only advice to people in their 20s is get laid as much as possible. Because it is like a night and day thing. One day you wake up and you look puffy and flushed and old and no attractive women will look twice at you.
go give advice to your son
Yeah I'm still fit in my 30s but I'd love to be 18 again for this reason.
I didn't start to look sorta attractive until like 24
I look better now than when i was younger
I'm a solid 8 but still a virgin because I get scared and subconsciously sabotage myself. Usually I friendzone myself but when that doesn't work I fumble in magical ways. One time I got really close but then I asked her if she had gotten tested for aids recently, unprompted and for no reason. I'm usually not such an artist, but my mind has a hard lock on this ever happening and will always put a wall before I get laid somehow it seems
what if God wants me to stay a virgin?
>tfw 21
>can't remember a minute of high school
>no idea what to do with myself
Is it over already?
Same boat here. No, it's not over by any margin. Just do upkeep on yourself, cut out shit that holds you back and try to get in some shape while keeping work but never be complacent.
I'm staying at home this Christmas. It's comfy.
Someone 30 is hella fricking old compared to someone who is 20 because you morons are forgetting childhood doesn't matter and people only start counting somewhere during their teenage years.
If you're simply concerned with hookups, just because some early-20s call you a disgusting old man doesn't mean they all do. When I was 20 I had plenty of peers dating in the 25-35 range. 13 years later, the same is still true. If you can't find people that date older people, you're either ugly as frick or completely socially inept.
Frick, last year I saw a 37 year old dude snag a 20 year old college chick. They dated for months. The dude wasn't even handsome or rich.
This. Took me way too long to realize this.
>Girls won't date older men
Is complete projection on men's part. We won't date old hags so we assume women won't either. In truth most chicks, are thirsting for older guys.
The ladies love when I take out my dentures and gum their pussies.
>unironically conflating 30something year olds with 60+ year olds, that never flossed a day in their lives no less
Perfect example, anon. No zoomer b***h nor myself could have done better.
Just act like an ass, zoomers can't take confrontation. The boys will cry and the girls will get turned on
at this point i'm just glad everyone is gonna die just like me, hopefully in more painful ways
People 100-200 years from now will have to drink extremely expensive purified water, eat bugs, rely on "medicine" without antibiotics or x-rays, and so forth.
Considering both the past and the future, you have no idea how right you are.
I turn 30 in a week, have no friends and have not had one since I was like 13. Obviously have never even come close to contact with a woman.
Don't know how I would begin trying to change that, I literally don't know how to socialize with other people.
Find something to do that can, possibly, result in socializing with people.
Unless you pick something so overwhelmingly male like taking up a miner's career, it'll lead to meeting men AND women. Then you just work off of that.
If you're too much of an autist to try meeting people at bars or similar, you'll just have to settle for meeting people through convergent means of employment/hobbies.
>Unless you pick something so overwhelmingly male like taking up a miner's career,
yeah well that's what I did, I have a trade job.
as for running into social situations by chance, I am either unlucky or more likely, doing something wrong that I can't recognize, because I literally have not had that experience a single time in almost 2 decades.
I'm not sure how much I even care. I have never had any close contact with other people my entire adult life and then some, so I guess I can't miss something I never had. I mostly don't give a shit about anything at all anymore, just watch the days tick away.
>i'm a plumber and the only women i meet are clients
Good, you have a grip on your problem.
Find a hobby you're already interested in that can lead to meeting women.
Find a bar or any sort of hangout spot that can lead to meeting women.
If you're not living in a metropolis, download dating apps to meet women.
AKA fricking do SOMETHING to meet women instead of expecting them to just fall into your lap.
>so I guess I can't miss something I never had. I mostly don't give a shit about anything at all anymore, just watch the days tick away.
You're not anonymously telling this to random homosexuals in the internet if you weren't lonely to begin with.
Put some actual effort into meeting people. Preferably people without dicks.