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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he looks fine
    I think it's telling that Cinemaphile only cares about Hayden being 20 years too old, while Mike is a literal corpse in BCS
    Star Wars Derangement Syndrome

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not my call

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's stretched thin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What is this frickin victim mentality people have for hayden and prequel characters? Most of the thread frickin agrees with you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He looks fine but also like 20 years older than he is supposed to be. Don't get me wrong, the scene is kino and Hayden is great as always, but Disney should have de-aged him. There's no reason for him to have wrinkles when he is supposed to be 18 years of age.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's clear that they DID de-age him but didn't entirely CG his face like with luke. Likely because he's doing a lot of facial work that CG can't keep up with. The de-aged CG faces still are quite wooden and dead compared to real life. Here's what he actually looks like now

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          One autist on youtube did it in zero time:

          You think Disney with all its shekels is unable to do this shit? It's probably some Kathleen Kennedy autism shit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >You think Disney with all its shekels is unable to do this shit?

            Have you seen the CGI in the latest Marvel crap?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This looks like shit though. It's fine in stills but as soon as his face moves it's very uncanny

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, but the guy did it alone on the day that the episode came out.
              Stop giving Disney fricking excuses.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, but the guy did it alone on the day that the episode came out.
              Stop giving Disney fricking excuses.

              Why are people defending shit like that? I gurantee they could've de-agred him properly without making it look jaring or CGi - they just got lazy just fricking admit it you fricking shills.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Do you think it's more important to do a good job or to contract my frickup nephew's effects company?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          a little makeup and some correct lighting and he would look far better than that image

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I think it's telling that Cinemaphile only cares about Hayden being 20 years too old, while Mike is a literal corpse in BCS
      The whole meme started from Mike

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        newbie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're done. You are done!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he looks fine
      for a 60 year old
      they should have used some deepfake deaging

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao 60 year olds do not look like that
        Fillers and filters are causing an entire generation of people to develop body dysmorphia disorder

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mike looks solid

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who was in the wrong?

    ?t=15

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anakin completely misses the point of the lesson, he's more interested in winning a sparring match and getting Obi-Wan's fatherly approval than learning from him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he's more interested in winning
        Literally nothing wrong.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It literally costs him the match.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Only because he didnt want to kill obi wan

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He wouldn't have been able to since he didn't kill him after the fight resumed.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why fricking spar then? Obi just wanted to whale on Anakin while he blocks? Is Obi one of those people that cry about "try hards" when he has to play against others his rank on CoD?

            They spar, Anakin tries to win, rightfully so, then Obi tries to decapitate him and screams that he's being too aggressive.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >anakin wins the fight on 3 different occasions
            >even completely disarms obi wan
            >obviously can't murder him on the spot because that isn't how training works
            >obi wan finally takes the advantage well after an actual opponent would have executed him
            >"haha the fight is over starting.... NOW!"
            that's what a 4 year old does

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Anakin won
              >but somehow Obi-Wan disarmed him
              Okay bro.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah you're right I guess he should have just cut off obi wan's head when he has him beaten on the ground

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Obi-Wan was still on the ground and Anakin still had the superior position when Obi-Wan reversed him and disarmed him, you stupid git. You would have been right if Anakin let Obi-Wan up, and then Obi-Wan disarmed him, but that's not how it played out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >when Obi-Wan reversed him
                What? Anakin lets him get up. Were you expecting him to cut Obi Wan down in a practice fight?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So Anakin being Anakin. Is what gets him chopped in pieces later on.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its evident from the Reva fight afterwards that he did learn from it when he whoops her ass without a lightsaber

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Obi-Wan

      In a real combat situation Anakin would not stand over his opponent with a big smile on his face offering to help him up

      Therefore the enemy would not have the opportunity to fake him out and steal his weapon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anakin wasn't offering to help him up, he was trying to get a concession out of Kenobi, which resulted in his defeat. That's the point Obi-Wan was making.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Regardless, he was clearly not treating it as an actual combat situation so he would not make that mistake in reality

          If anything Anakin would get too mad and completely butcher his opponent

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why fricking spar then? Obi just wanted to whale on Anakin while he blocks? Is Obi one of those people that cry about "try hards" when he has to play against others his rank on CoD?

            They spar, Anakin tries to win, rightfully so, then Obi tries to decapitate him and screams that he's being too aggressive.

            Are you frickers this thick? Obi-Wan isn't against winning sparring matches, he implies Anakin won the last one. He's talking about Anakin's aggression and his lust for victory at all costs. It costs him the match AND is what fricks him up in their ROTS duel.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Anakin is literally just sparring. Screaming and trying to decapitate your brother/son figure seems more aggressive to me than a guy just sparring to win. Obiwan is a fricking psychopath.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Anakin is literally just sparring
                Is that what he was doing when he was beating down Obi-Wan, who was on a knee and demanding that he surrenders?

                >trying to decapitate your brother/son figure
                Training sabers.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >training sabers

                Lol okay. Those don't exist, but I'll humor you. Obi-wan literally tries to decapitate him 1 second into the fight after Anakin just swings at him a few times. Nothing vicious or aggressive. Just swinging at him and winning. Obi-wan never is kneeing down begging for mercy or surrendering like you suggest. He is literally LOSING a spar and then saying, "If you try to win you lose, so I am the winner because I was trying to lose!"

                It's fricking moronic and so are you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Those don't exist, but I'll humor you
                >literally a post in this thread showing them in a Disney show
                You're fricking moronic mah homie.

                >Obi-wan literally tries to decapitate him 1 second into the fight after Anakin just swings at him a few times.
                No, Obi-Wan gives him a warning to back off. Do you think Anakin belives nobody would swing at his head in a real duel or something?

                >Obi-wan never is kneeing down begging for mercy or surrendering like you suggest.
                English isn't your first language, eh? I said Anakin was trying to get Obi-Wan to surrender because Obi-Wan's concession was obviously important to him.

                >If you try to win you lose, so I am the winner because I was trying to lose!"
                Based moron. The lesson was "don't get overly aggressive and wienery", but I guess that's too complicated for brainlets.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Naw, you're moronic, and missed the point as hard as Anakin did. BTW not that anon, but I can't let this autism stand.

                You two are as dense as the fricking Jedi.

                >It wasn't an attempted decapitation it was a warning
                Lel you don't even have a point here

                >English isn't your first language
                If you didn't speak in ebonics and knew how to write properly I'd have an easier time understanding your moronic non-points.

                >The lesson was "don't get aggressive and wienery"
                Again if you are just sparring, there is no lesson. One person aims to win. Obi-Wan and you have no point. You're both losers and crybaby idiots.

                Naw, you're moronic, and missed the point as hard as Anakin did. BTW not that anon, but I can't let this autism stand.

                You have no argument. Frick off.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You remind me of a friend I used to have that would argue for the sake of arguing to make sure there was some conversation happening. Even when everyone told him he was wrong, or one person argued and had convinced everyone else in a group to his side, that friend wouldn't budge.

                Yea, no one is friends with him now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You two are as dense as the fricking Jedi.
                You mean the people who are portrayed as morally correct in every movie? Okay.

                >Lel you don't even have a point here
                Are you fricking stupid or what? You said it yourself, it's a sparring match. You're supposed to try to hit each other, you fricking fat piece of shit. Step in a boxing gym some time and try to spar with someone without hitting each other. Fricking moron.

                >If you didn't speak in ebonics and knew how to write properly I'd have an easier time understanding your moronic non-points.
                You'd have an easier time understanding my posts if you weren't from India.

                >Again if you are just sparring, there is no lesson. One person aims to win. Obi-Wan and you have no point.
                Are you seriously getting filtered by fricking Star Wars? Lmao.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You mean the people who are portrayed as morally correct in every movie?
                >Lying non stop
                >Morally correct
                go play with your funkopops moron, morality is past your reach

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Lying non stop
                Lmao. Give us some exmaples, b***h boy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Obi-Wan lies about knowing R2
                >Obi-Wan lies about Darth Vader to Luke
                >Obi-Wan told Luke his father wanted him to have it
                >Obi-Wan tells Luke Yoda trained him
                The list goes on and this is just from Obi-Wan. Fricking NPCs like you just consoom and never pay attention. Like I said, go play with your funkopops homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Obi-Wan lies about knowing R2
                moron. Obi-Wan never owned R2. He probably doesn't even remember him. It's a fricking piece of equipment.

                >Obi-Wan lies about Darth Vader to Luke
                >Obi-Wan told Luke his father wanted him to have it
                Yeah, why didn't Obi-Wan just tell Luke that his father is Space Hitler? Big think, anon.

                >Obi-Wan tells Luke Yoda trained him
                Yoda trains all of the children before they get assigned to an individual master. We saw that in AOTC.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >well lies are ok from a certain point of view
                imagine my shock at your lack of awareness

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >avoids addressing all points
                Imagine my shock at your homosexualry.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You ignored the initial lies and just strawmanned it. Why should I bother with you further?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, I addressed them, you just couldn't respond. Also, you implied all Jedi were liars, yet you focused on just one. Weird, huh?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                jedi was the first prequel

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Obi-Wan lies about Darth Vader to Luke
                this is from the OT from a certain point of view

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >claims to be english grammar wizard
                >can't even be bothered to put in proper punctuation
                morons like you should be put down

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >word structure and usage vs punctuation is a thing you absulute mongoloid moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Naw, you're moronic, and missed the point as hard as Anakin did. BTW not that anon, but I can't let this autism stand.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Regardless
            So you're wrong.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >he was clearly not treating it as an actual combat situation

            He clearly was. He wanted to win at all costs, which is why Obi-Wan berrates him. Look at the disappointment on his face when Obi-Wan tells him he's blind and when he disarms him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        t. sith

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, bros. Is this a common trope?

      ?t=73

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did jedi really? this looks dangerous as frick.
      Why would u risk losing a limb during a training?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure they're using training sabers, which aren't as lethal.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >training sabers

          I watched all the movies and even the clone wars and yet Ive never heard of this.

          The star wars universe is really that huge

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Ezra stun gun saber
              >see also laser slingshot

              Filoni's Rebels series was a sign of the crimes to be committed by Disney against Star Wars

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cope

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          so it won't cut your head off?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. Training sabers are thing in both EU canon and Disney canon. See

            It will hurt, but it will not kill you.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Training sabers make sense, but they're clearly using their own lightsabers. Turning down the power level of a lightsaber is moronic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sabers have a setting that makes them non-lethal in the Code of the Jedi book. It's meant for training or to use for non combat utility purposes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The dialogue in this scene makes the prequels seem like Shakespeare

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Show your enemy mercy
      >master wins

      Eh, bros. Is this a common trope?

      ?t=73

      >Don't show your enemy mercy
      >master wins

      WHICH ONE IS IT?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >WHICH ONE IS IT?
        Clearly that the master wins.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You have to become the master. Simple as.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Darth Vader becomes master
          >strikes Obi Wan down
          >Obi Wan becomes more powerful than he can possibly imagine
          LIAR

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Again, that's the point. Obi Wan was always ahead of Anakin because the latter was guided by hatred and ambition.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Master always wins, until you figure out the real lesson. It's called Kung-Fu and Daoism, look it up and climb a mountain.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >*phwwzzzhhh*
      >En garde, Scottish wienersucker!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is shit we didn't get in the prequels. Showing characters and building the relationship. I almost want to edit them in.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good scenes. Shame the rest of the show sucks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What counterforce do they have to produce to not get their lightsabers snatched from their hands all the time?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They both have the Force, Anakin was just caught off guard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        force shields. You basically wrap yourself in the force and it allows you to shrug off the telekinetic effects of other force users as long as you're caught off guard or overpowered.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick does ewan mcgregor age so gracefully while hayden look like that?

      it's not fricking fair
      it's like Tom Cruise/Kelly mcgillis, keeanu reeves/trinity all over again

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty boys always age poorly after 30 unless they bulk up and get that mature look.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Keanu has a good reason to keep his beard in place. Did you watch Bill and Ted 3?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hair implants and a beard can make you look like you're in your 40s for an extra 10 years.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        beard
        its make up for men

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HE'S OVERLY CRITICAL, HE NEVER LISTENS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do the lightsabers look so weird in only this show?

      Luke's looked fine in Mando.

      Why did they shoot Obi-Wan igniting his saber to look like fricking a Spaceballs dick joke?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they de-age him like they did Luke?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because he looks pretty good for a 40yo man

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but he's playing a 19 year old in that scene.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kek no he frickin doesn't

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Post wiener and balls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently, Obi-Wan is on a tighter budget from The Mandalorian or BoBF.

      https://i.imgur.com/cEAprz5.jpg

      "Why are you shooting my scenes first?"

      It's fine. Better they just show Hayden as he is now and we all agree that we're watching a TV show and certain things can't be helped, than to be subjected to yet another ghoulish CGI simulacrum like young Luke or a botched make-up job like Middle Aged Luke in the finale of TLJ. His unnaturally dyed brown hair completely distracted me in that movie. Looked really vain, not a good look for a Jedi at all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Apparently, Obi-Wan is on a tighter budget from The Mandalorian or BoBF.
        jfc disney. you have infinite money and had 1 job.

        and now the last time we're gonna see based ewan or a live action vader is in some low budget CW bullshit that was a bait-and-switch for a leia show no one wanted (even the tumblr fembots who "like" star wars).

        >let's make a han solo movie no one wanted, though

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks fine to me

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it was a RotS flashback instead of pre-AotC it wouldn't be so bad

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He mayyyyy get another scene if obi wan or someone breaks his helmet but thats it, no refunds!

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What he looked like in Attack of the Clones.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >AOTC was 30 years ago
      frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        20 years ago, you tard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't they just deepfake his younger face onto the older body?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        His movements still make him look old.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This was the best Disney Wars duel, though. Probably because it was Ewan and Hayden and they used choreography from ROTS.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >though

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah though. Despite the fact that Anakin didn't move as well, this was the best Disney Wars duel.

              homosexual.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I doubt it's an age thing. If you watch the show every lightsaber fight is people moving like asthmatic puppets.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nah. Hayden is old. He doesn't have the same movements he used to. It's not even a big deal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can smooth out wrinkles and improve the complexion with cgi but the dimensions of your face change with age. Ironically if Lucas had done the typical Hollywood casting of a 30 year old playing a teenager the aging wouldn't be so obvious.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the essence of youth is difficult to replicate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      el calorro del espacio

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do I need to watch Mandalorimeme and Boba Fett to before this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. You don't need to watch Boba fett st all except for episodes 4, 5 and unfortunately the finale

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are both set after episode 6

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, disney does something right. This scene was great.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gets role in Star Wars

      Does good job as actor

      Picture sucks and his career tanks

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    seeing as disney is basically gonna pull the whole "member this character?????" until they run out, when are they going to bring back Dexster Jettster, and what will his scene be like?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what will his scene be like?
      a disappointment that will capture none of the George Lucas 'tism

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >bring back Dexster Jettster, and what will his scene be like?
      He will be a secret jedi master who moonlights as a wagie to stay under the radar. His lightsaber will have a spatula handle and his restaurant will have been built on top of a secret ancient jedi temple to obfuscate its location. Star Wars is dead

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally the only thing about the series worth watching. It's good to see Hayden back and Disney not fundamentally fricking up Anakin

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did we ever figure out if Hayden is doing the voice or not? I've seen people say its Hayden with a modulator, an AI, and James Earl Jones.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did we ever figure out if Hayden is doing the voice or not? I've seen people say its Hayden with a modulator, an AI, and James Earl Jones.

      I never figured out which it is, and hearing how fricking stupid the dialogue/script is I'm not sure I even care at this point.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's Hayden in the suit saying the lines, which are then fed through an AI with the setting "James Earl Jones", which are then modulated to give it Vader's reverb. The AI is mentioned in the credits, Respeecher.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hayden would be speaking dialogue on set, but it is James Earl Jones doing the voice overdubs at 91. Impressive.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did we ever figure out if Hayden is doing the voice or not? I've seen people say its Hayden with a modulator, an AI, and James Earl Jones.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why am I shooting my head first?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile unironically got filtered by this
    I will never get into a star wars thread on this board again, you homosexuals are moronic and insufferable

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are training sabers made from Kyber?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think they're just regular lightsabers with a different setting basically.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hayden is actually beginning to look like Sebastian Shaw. Great casting 20 years ago.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Here's the young padawan I was telling you about

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what ps2 game is this ?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Driv3r

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >kid

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should have just done dream sequences where Obi-Wan dreams of what a life could if Anakin never turned, instead of flash backs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dreaming about another dude? That's a little gay, anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure Jedi's are like Spartans. They probably frick each other and see it not as gay.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >anakin smiling and having a good time training with his master
    >obi wan looking furious and getting butthurt because he loses, ruining the atmosphere
    really makes you think....

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Since when does the beam of a lightsaber come through a fricking pinhole? How does that work?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Special effects. It's a movie, you big dumb baby.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a 25 million per episode tv show you lardass

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lardass? Me? Well I may be a semi-lardass but I got a soft heart.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      23 years too late to b***h about that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They haven't seen Star Wars.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im getting sick of coming on Cinemaphile and seeing that all you talk about id the appearance of other men like gossiping women. It's fricked and you should be embarrassed.

    t. Hayden

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that episode of love, death and robots Jibaro animated atleast partly that looks live action don't tell me disney can't do that.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hayden looks pretty good, if only because he lost that terrible babyface, but the script and the choreography are total shit. Prequelgays can't stop losing.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He could be a decoy on To Catch A Predator

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda weird that they went with the Ep2 pre-Clone Wars look instead of the Ep3 version. It wouldn't excuse the age difference any more than it does already, but it was just a weird choice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He wasn't a padawayn at that point.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"GUY I TOTALLY TOTES LOOOOOOVE STAR WARS!!! REVA IS SO TALENTED AND YOU FRICKING CHUDS CAN'T SIMPLY HANDLE THE STRONG FEMALE POWER SHE BRINGS TO THIS SAUSAGE FEST! THE FORCE IS FEMALE!"

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