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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Standing masturbation

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have all your holes stuffed with what I'm guessing is most likely gargantuan veiny black wiener
    >director gets the standing O
    Every time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >brings up black men's penises unprompted

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just did it to make you seethe.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seems like you're the one seething

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Arghhhhh is that a sex scene in my filmerino??? I'm literally going innssaaannnnneeeee

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't even call her a 5. There's no way, that I could look at that mug in crossing on the street, let alone for a 90 minute motion picture.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      is it a breasts and ass renaissance?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this thread again to drum up interest
      >not in the dead career general

      ...very sad, many suck cases.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I shan't be watching

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Italians are hedonists and have been for millennia

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are American afraid of sex?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. subhuman hedonist

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure seeing an Emma Stone sex scene will make me erupt in 8 minutes also.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Graphic sex scenes in movies is like using curse words. You can do it if you want. But it's just a lazy way of getting your point across.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like her feet

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      gross she has damaged skin and callus underneath

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was referring to the structure of her feet and toes, the color. Of course, women are not robots and they can sometimes have flaws too. Stop watching anime

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're such an impressionable homosexual
          a man too can put on high heels and wear toenail polish -- and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, women have flaws, just as much as men, but we're talking about something you stare at for hours. The statue of David isn't known for it's flaws.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    brehs...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pity Emma doesn't have the same ample features.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because in Europe sex in an art that is celebrated. In America it's like a fast-food drive-thru.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'M ARTING

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any parent would be proud.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me of the Invisible Light film clip

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Invisible Light
          ?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's a white guy
        could've been worse

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, could've been a woman.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hears about a white woman having sex
          >immediately assumes it's with a black man
          You just made every BBCpost I've made on this website ten times funnier.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She has no breasts and a body of a hall of cost survivor, pass.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Did that actress act all crazy and show her breasts?
    >wow 10/10, genius cinema, standing ovation for 10 years in Fr*nce

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >10 years
      sure feels like it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >women gets naked
      >men stand and applaud
      art imitates life

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you pretending they applauded her nude scene and not the film as a whole?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not that anon but they're not wrong. The film as a whole is just the actress acting all crazy.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have you seen it?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's literally the plot, doofus

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Have you seen it?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I liked the part where you refused to accept the fact that the central plot is the defining element of a film

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have you seen it?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >HuRr DURRRRR HAvE yOu SeEn An UnReLeAsEd FiLm?????

                I liked the part where you refused to accept the fact that the central plot is the defining element of a film

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you seem to be having a lot of trouble answering the question

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have you seen it?

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >euros are still moronic enough to conflate sexual content and art
    I blame the french

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I-IS IT A WOMAN HAVING SEX WITH A MAN? DISGUSTING IT SHOULD BE GAYS AND TRANNIES INSTEAD!
    why are americans like this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      but if it had trannies and gays having sex europistanis would still clap because they are sex-crazed perverts
      besides, transexualism and homosexualry are european inventions

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >critics hate the Blonde for being nothing more than abuse porn
    troony israelite PRUDES, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH SEX IN FILMS!
    >critics praise poor things for smartly incorporating sex scenes in the plot
    FILTHY DEGENERATE troony israeliteS, THEY WANT TO CORRUPT OUR YOUTH!

    It's all so tiresome

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yorgos
    A truly despicable man. I can't believe he had a career after Dogtooth.

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