Name 1. Zoomer comedies don't exist because none of them have made it in the industry. It's all made by millennials or gen Xers. israeliteTube and Ticktock doesn't count
Yeah, because if there's one thing I've learned listening by listening to all the incels on this site b***hing and moaning all the time it's that they're happy not having a woman in their life.
Zoomer humor is based entirely on references and non-sequitors. It doesn't have the energy of millenial "lol so random" adultswim humor. It's just "thing lol".
This describes it best. weirdly enough, Veggietales predicts modern internet humour. I I think it's a natural Progression from "lol so random XD" humor.
Concentrated weed goo. I haven't smoked actual weed in years cause I just wolf down a dab or four when I need usually on break at work. Gets you a lot higher quicker
>You think the trendy, socially-adjusted kids ever came to Cinemaphile?
Yeah, me for example. Or i dunno, someone like Zyzz? Only losers being here was just some weird meme made up by losers for loser reasons. Popular kids like funny memes too.
>you older millennials
I'm not an older millennial, I'm either a late millennial, or an early zoomer, the start and end dates are apparently still not settled, so I like to use the term Zillennial for convenience (no I'm the one autist that makes threads, and post moronic charts). I do think zoomers might genuinely objectively be worse (through no fault of their own, or at least not fully) then past generations, and I fear what liea ahead for alphies
9 months ago
Anonymous
Every generation before you has said the exact same thing about the younger generation. This is not new.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yes I'm aware of that, but I think your braindead, moron "it's just Le old men mad" response is just as moron as actual old crusty fricks just mad at new things, hell I think it might be a little dumber, I think your that dog in the burning room meme.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I think what I’ve said is more true than you guys would like to admit. Most of Cinemaphile’s perception of Gen Z appears to stem from reposted TikTok webms with the express purpose of rage baiting.
>supporting your argument >muh Fox News
There is easily available proof for what I’m saying. Its not even subtle or subliminal it’s pretty ubiquitous and gaslighting homosexuals like you pretend we’re crazy for pointing it out.
9 months ago
Anonymous
See
I think what I’ve said is more true than you guys would like to admit. Most of Cinemaphile’s perception of Gen Z appears to stem from reposted TikTok webms with the express purpose of rage baiting.
. You’ve just replaced Fox News with TikTok webms that were designed to make you mad.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>zoomer cope
Oh ok, please show me the redeeming zoomer qualities that have been hidden from me.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Your average teenager in 2023 isn’t that much different than you were, anon. You’re not fricking 60 years old. The rage bait TikTok content you see on Cinemaphile is posted with the explicit intent to manipulate you.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Your average teenager in 2023 isn’t that much different than you were, anon.
I've heard what my brother shouts into CoD lobbies, so I believe it.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Dude, trust me.
They are like worse versions of us as young adults. I work in a job that hires in entry level employees so I see them all the time. A good portion can’t even hold a conversation. A lot of them complain about a “living wage” even though we pay better than 80% of the places around. They talk about all these illnesses they have and why they can’t do something. It’s not tik tok or whatever bullshit cope you have I literally have to supervise these shit heads on a daily basis.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I don't doubt most the stuff you said but they probably don't want to talk to you. When I was younger I didn't really want to talk to older employees much either.
9 months ago
Anonymous
It’s not like they don’t want to talk to me, I don’t actually talk to them all that much. It’s more like “hey I need you to train this new person on how to do something” and will barely say 2 words to them. Zoomers are getting into their mid 20’s. We don’t even hire teens. It’s like you can graduate college but you can’t socially function enough to talk to another person.
It’s not anyone’s job other than the adult themselves to make something of their life >30 year old loser >muh daddy didn’t play catch with me 20 years ago so my entire life is ruined
Pathetic. But typical of millennials and zooomies.
To be fair Carlin really isn’t all that funny. Dropping truth bombs on stage isn’t inherently funny. I unironically think Richard Dawkins is funnier and he’s not a comedian.
Everything he said was right. The problem is that he was too focused on religion and not the salivating woke homosexuals that were waiting to swoop in and fill the void.
it's what the culture and big sites and apps and media are chasing because it's the hip profitable thing and everyone wants tiktok money so if you talk to normies or use normie social media or in general don't live in a ted cabin in the woods you'll get plastered with people being for or against some dumb kid shit because it provokes outrage and outrage drives engagement and engagement is the metric these companies have unwisely optimized for. now you know.
Zoomers were raised by single Gen X moms so their idea of humor is irony for its own sake and going " um really" whenever they see something problematic. Look at the average youtube homosexual.
Zoomers like me are weird, antisocial.
~~*Western culture*~~ exists only on a smart phone screen or at the ~~*big stores*~~ aka only consume and be degenerate is the only social rules in ~~*the west*~~.
Most zoomers don't even compete in sports, their parents are all alcoholics and or poorgays.
Had a most interesting interaction with a zoomer today.
As I'm reading my book on the train, I hear someone blowing his nose, not subtly like any civilized person, but really forcing the snot into the tissue. Already slightly disgusted, I look up to see the trademark zoomer curls and underneath those, with complete lack of self-awarness, the most generic zoomer I've ever seen.
After turning the tissue into a slippery mass of goo, he just puts it on the seat, gets up, waits for the train to stop, and then just leaves. I was incredulous, I almost said something, but I was so shocked and appalled I was quite beside myself and even failed to realize the stop he got off at also turned out to be mine, turning a leisurely journey into a bit of a hassle.
>substitute teaching >8th grader says I never smile >tell him class is nothing to smile about >after class he says this meme will make me laugh >shows me a video of some little kid getting launched across a room by a gas explosion or something >laugh audibly
I'm tall, in decent shape (a little out of but I can start working out again, not deformed or ugly, had girls like me, and I'd say I'm good looking. Khhv
Most cels aren't even actually ugly, it's all just head bullshit
And I find it hard to believe this Slappy the Puppet looking soi actually has sex
Am I, as a married 31 year old man, supposed to know who these extremely effeminate, mid, short, onions guzzling homosexuals are? Why is there not a board for 18 - 23 year old zoomers to circlejerk over these kind of "people"?
she cute tho
Name 1. Zoomer comedies don't exist because none of them have made it in the industry. It's all made by millennials or gen Xers. israeliteTube and Ticktock doesn't count
whats dilfs?
MILFS but with a D instead of M.
so... trannies?
before you go banning me jannies
i really really enjoyed the acting of ops picrel in her role
very naturalistic
no
she is straight and attracted to the male in the photo. She hearts him
homie to brain be rotted sucka, women like sex too and are into dads if they are millennial or zoomer.
Can't blame them, the average zoomer looks and acts girlier than them.
Daughter I´d Like to Frick?
Dilf pickles
Dad I like to frick. Seems cringe now but back when I was in HS ten years ago me and my homie ranting about dilfs was the funniest thing that week
posts breasts prostitute
humorless socially inept moron
I'm a dude. Rating about dilfs is only funny if you're a guy
wtf
What are you moronic? Never heard of gay jokes?
digits I literally farmed
check em
Dick In Little homosexuals.
Dykes In Lesbian Fashion
d is for dogs
Dang, I love frogs
Dilf balls
>zoomer comedy movie
Like what? I don't know what that means
i want to rape her and make him watch
Yeah, because if there's one thing I've learned listening by listening to all the incels on this site b***hing and moaning all the time it's that they're happy not having a woman in their life.
And it's top right, who is completely DESTROYING the femoid with FACTS and LOGIC
Married men live longer
Singles can't stop winning
Married men are castrated and avoid anything even slightly risky
they would like that too
Same
They get their laughs on TikTok
name a zoomer comedy other than teen romcoms
She looks ten years older than him.
name?
He doesn’t deserve her
why not?
literally how
I'm so lonely..
Just bee urself, unironically
I tried that and it made things much much worse. Some of us are destined to be alone.
he cute
He looks like a young David Tennant. He's got that "The Doctor" energy!
>shoulders wider than hips
>massive hands
>split ends
i know they can remove adas apples so i'm calling it now; that is a troon
i knew you had an agenda with this thread
They're a cute couple I hope it works out.
Why? Two fricking losers that decided to date don’t deserve each other? If these two weren’t made for each other I don’t know who is.
Zoomer humor is based entirely on references and non-sequitors. It doesn't have the energy of millenial "lol so random" adultswim humor. It's just "thing lol".
This describes it best. weirdly enough, Veggietales predicts modern internet humour. I I think it's a natural Progression from "lol so random XD" humor.
%3D%3D
That progressive gaze
Is it just me or di neither of them look like they had a father figure growing up?
Who needs a role model when you can eat cereal for lunch, smoke dabs, and watch Rick and Morty
What are dabs
Marijuana concentrates.
Pic I was thinking of was just a bong.
Concentrated weed goo. I haven't smoked actual weed in years cause I just wolf down a dab or four when I need usually on break at work. Gets you a lot higher quicker
Posts like this remind me that Cinemaphile’s aging userbase is increasingly reaching its 'old man yells at cloud' phase.
Most have us have been their for decades. You think the trendy, socially-adjusted kids ever came to Cinemaphile?
>You think the trendy, socially-adjusted kids ever came to Cinemaphile?
Yeah, me for example. Or i dunno, someone like Zyzz? Only losers being here was just some weird meme made up by losers for loser reasons. Popular kids like funny memes too.
Wasn’t Zyzz’s whole schtick that he used to be a skinny nerd before getting into bodybuilding?
You're right zoomers have no actual negative traits at all.
Every generation does, but you older millennials have become a bunch of grouchy grandpas at the ripe old age of 35.
>you older millennials
I'm not an older millennial, I'm either a late millennial, or an early zoomer, the start and end dates are apparently still not settled, so I like to use the term Zillennial for convenience (no I'm the one autist that makes threads, and post moronic charts). I do think zoomers might genuinely objectively be worse (through no fault of their own, or at least not fully) then past generations, and I fear what liea ahead for alphies
Every generation before you has said the exact same thing about the younger generation. This is not new.
Yes I'm aware of that, but I think your braindead, moron "it's just Le old men mad" response is just as moron as actual old crusty fricks just mad at new things, hell I think it might be a little dumber, I think your that dog in the burning room meme.
I think what I’ve said is more true than you guys would like to admit. Most of Cinemaphile’s perception of Gen Z appears to stem from reposted TikTok webms with the express purpose of rage baiting.
>yelling at clouds
Yes because celebrating mental illnesses and being violently entitled are just the cool new thing, boomers.
Yes, you are supporting my argument here. You guys sound like every grandparent that watches Fox News all day.
>supporting your argument
>muh Fox News
There is easily available proof for what I’m saying. Its not even subtle or subliminal it’s pretty ubiquitous and gaslighting homosexuals like you pretend we’re crazy for pointing it out.
See
. You’ve just replaced Fox News with TikTok webms that were designed to make you mad.
>zoomer cope
Oh ok, please show me the redeeming zoomer qualities that have been hidden from me.
Your average teenager in 2023 isn’t that much different than you were, anon. You’re not fricking 60 years old. The rage bait TikTok content you see on Cinemaphile is posted with the explicit intent to manipulate you.
>Your average teenager in 2023 isn’t that much different than you were, anon.
I've heard what my brother shouts into CoD lobbies, so I believe it.
>Dude, trust me.
They are like worse versions of us as young adults. I work in a job that hires in entry level employees so I see them all the time. A good portion can’t even hold a conversation. A lot of them complain about a “living wage” even though we pay better than 80% of the places around. They talk about all these illnesses they have and why they can’t do something. It’s not tik tok or whatever bullshit cope you have I literally have to supervise these shit heads on a daily basis.
I don't doubt most the stuff you said but they probably don't want to talk to you. When I was younger I didn't really want to talk to older employees much either.
It’s not like they don’t want to talk to me, I don’t actually talk to them all that much. It’s more like “hey I need you to train this new person on how to do something” and will barely say 2 words to them. Zoomers are getting into their mid 20’s. We don’t even hire teens. It’s like you can graduate college but you can’t socially function enough to talk to another person.
>be terrible father
>blame son
boomers, man, what a riot
This is exactly why you will always be a failure.
It’s not anyone’s job other than the adult themselves to make something of their life
>30 year old loser
>muh daddy didn’t play catch with me 20 years ago so my entire life is ruined
Pathetic. But typical of millennials and zooomies.
why do zoomer and gen alpha men look like eternal teenagers while the women seemingly keep maturing faster?
Soi (Estrogen) in everything.
microplastics
The oldest Gen alpha is 13, my homie.
Zoomers age like shit because they're all on anti-depressants and in the case of their women, birth control.
soi, teflon, birth control are just a few of the things that permeate the food and water supply and disrupt normal hormonal function
Because they grew up in the bubble wrapped world built by progressive/commie millennials, where "comedy should only punch up"
Because zoomers find funny things serious, and serious things ironic. They were a mistake.
How
Funniest of all is that if the dude was wearing a trendy zoomer style like she is, they'd be looksmatched
should have twinkmaxxed
they're actually funny. Millennial comedians all sound the same and are wanna-be George Carlins.
Sorry, George Carlin was actually funny unlike you. you're just b***hing and trying to play it off as a joke.
>George Carlin was actually funny
>WHITE PEOPLE BAD!
To be fair Carlin really isn’t all that funny. Dropping truth bombs on stage isn’t inherently funny. I unironically think Richard Dawkins is funnier and he’s not a comedian.
Dawkins is only funny because he's started asking Christians from the secular globohomosexual hell that people like him created.
Everything he said was right. The problem is that he was too focused on religion and not the salivating woke homosexuals that were waiting to swoop in and fill the void.
>Everything he said was right
If you're a midwit, maybe
zoomers think adding a hiphop beat makes anything funny.
Why are the 30something boomers on here so obsessed with what teenagers are doing
Because the oldgays that are still here were no fun allowed curmudgeons when they started posting in their teens/early 20s and still are.
>teenagers
Zoomers aging themselves, the oldest ones are entering their late 20's
because half of them are pedos. Not sure about the other half but I bet they still think they're that young.
it's what the culture and big sites and apps and media are chasing because it's the hip profitable thing and everyone wants tiktok money so if you talk to normies or use normie social media or in general don't live in a ted cabin in the woods you'll get plastered with people being for or against some dumb kid shit because it provokes outrage and outrage drives engagement and engagement is the metric these companies have unwisely optimized for. now you know.
Sir Richard Dawkins recorded a song with Nightwish
Imagine pulling a gun on them and seeing their stupid shocked expressions before immediately executing both
calm down, Elliot
Zoomers were raised by single Gen X moms so their idea of humor is irony for its own sake and going " um really" whenever they see something problematic. Look at the average youtube homosexual.
young people never have been funny
except unintentionally so
why is his head cartoonishly large?
What zoomer comedies? They aren't in the industry yet. It's still boomers and X
Josie dubree for anyone who was interested
He was the cutest
She was the baddest
Goddamn anon, made me shed a tear for my pathetic state of being.
I RECOGNIZE THAT ZOOMER! It’s the giraffe kid from Terrifier 2.
bros....
*kicks knife seductively towards u* oh nooo UwU
Discusting
Is this little homosexual from Terrifier 2? He looks just like him and the clown portrait of himself points to yes.
Is that the brother from Terrifier 2?
I just want a girl who looks like this to fix me
Is this so much to ask?
If she looks like that she most likely needs fixing herself and will make you worse.
I think when anon said "fix me" he really meant "frick me"
Septum piercings are disgusting, easy to not give a shit about modern women when they all ruin their face like this
It's actually a strategic deterrent so they don't have to talk to people like you.
Cute
I thought that juggalo(?), sad clown(?) painting of him back there was a fricking sœyjak for a minute.
It's him as Art the Clown from the Terrifier movies.
>I like turtles
>millions must laugh
He has a fairly attractive girlfriend who probably touches his penis. You don't.
>who probably touches his penis.
Yeah, but does stepping on it, and locking it in a chastity cage really count?
Is he seriously fist holding his girlfriend?
Zoomers like me are weird, antisocial.
~~*Western culture*~~ exists only on a smart phone screen or at the ~~*big stores*~~ aka only consume and be degenerate is the only social rules in ~~*the west*~~.
Most zoomers don't even compete in sports, their parents are all alcoholics and or poorgays.
why are you so unfunny?
Because zoomers are the generation of trying to not offend any one, unless it's whites of course or capitalism
Those are safe to make jokes of
Because you can't have comedy when you're contently walking on egg shells around people.
I saw a girl with a t-shirt like that and her boyfriend looked nothing like a daddy, what's the meaning of that?
She's signalling for bigger men to cuck her limp wristed bf
Cheating on him
More like GILF! (Goth I'd like to frick)
Wait...
Had a most interesting interaction with a zoomer today.
As I'm reading my book on the train, I hear someone blowing his nose, not subtly like any civilized person, but really forcing the snot into the tissue. Already slightly disgusted, I look up to see the trademark zoomer curls and underneath those, with complete lack of self-awarness, the most generic zoomer I've ever seen.
After turning the tissue into a slippery mass of goo, he just puts it on the seat, gets up, waits for the train to stop, and then just leaves. I was incredulous, I almost said something, but I was so shocked and appalled I was quite beside myself and even failed to realize the stop he got off at also turned out to be mine, turning a leisurely journey into a bit of a hassle.
tl;dr; zoomers are disgusting subhumans.
>he just puts it on the seat, gets up, waits for the train to stop, and then just leaves.
Kek clean it up janny
thats not an "interaction" thats just you seething at someone who doesnt give a frick
>I almost said something
but you didn't.
>substitute teaching
>8th grader says I never smile
>tell him class is nothing to smile about
>after class he says this meme will make me laugh
>shows me a video of some little kid getting launched across a room by a gas explosion or something
>laugh audibly
Zoomer humor is actually pretty funny to me
Cute boy
Indeed. The one on the left is pretty ugly tho.
Was at a Boomers the other week and there was a Zoomer there with a short that said Autistic Virgin. How embarrassing
This guy's a youtuber right? I think he has a music channel?
i dunno pic related along with tafs are pretty fricking funny and based as hell
Nick and Adam are millennials.
>White cuck and a zoomer roastie with a thousand wiener soulless smile
They deserve each other
God, I hate you sad sack homosexuals.
I'm tall, in decent shape (a little out of but I can start working out again, not deformed or ugly, had girls like me, and I'd say I'm good looking. Khhv
Most cels aren't even actually ugly, it's all just head bullshit
And I find it hard to believe this Slappy the Puppet looking soi actually has sex
Am I, as a married 31 year old man, supposed to know who these extremely effeminate, mid, short, onions guzzling homosexuals are? Why is there not a board for 18 - 23 year old zoomers to circlejerk over these kind of "people"?
so who are these losers and why are they relevant?
The guy is the brother from Terrifier 2.
>why are zoomer comedies so unfunny?
Too chickenshit
Too cowardly
No life experience
No wonder younger people arent having sex as much, people are fricking ugly anymore.
homie looks like Steve from American Dad
"Big Dick" refers to the girl on the right