I hope life improves for you lad. It must be exhausting to live the way you live.
10 months ago
Anonymous
it's pretty good, m8, not stuck on some inbred island waiting for the next directive from my state-licensed telly program
10 months ago
Anonymous
You have a basedjak folder mate. Things can't be going that well lol.
10 months ago
Anonymous
You live a basedjak life
10 months ago
Anonymous
I genuinely, without a hint of memeing or condescension, recommend taking a few minutes right now for some introspection. Ask yourself what led you to the point of having a soijak folder, what led you to getting feverishly inflamed at the mildest comments about tv and film (on the tv and film board), and what led you to being this desperate us vs them mentality where you can't even discuss a sofa and alcohol without losing your mind. It's incredibly unhealthy.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>that reply
lemme dig into my basedjak folder real quick
10 months ago
Anonymous
Imagine your dad saw your posts in this thread. Imagine he was standing behind you watching you scroll through your 300 soijak images while you explain to him that you're looking for the one with the big noise and the small brain and its really really angry because it best represents the imaginary opponent of your internet argument about sofas and wine.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I ALSO LOVE CELEBRITIES AND KNOWING WHAT THEY LIKE AND HOW MANY TIMES A DAY THEY POOP I LOVE LISTENING TO THEM SOOOO MUCH
10 months ago
Anonymous
Hope life improves for you lad.
10 months ago
Anonymous
my life is fine, neither me nor the basedjak guy waste our time watching celebrity interviews (mate lad bloke)
10 months ago
Anonymous
>my life is fine
you have a soijack folder lol
10 months ago
Anonymous
i have about 5 jaks saved on my pc in total, i think youre confusing me for the other guy
10 months ago
Anonymous
>i have about 5 jaks saved on my pc
you said this like it wasn't an embarrassing admission lol
10 months ago
Anonymous
it isnt, and its definitely not nearly as bad as watching celebrity talk shows. Make sure to add a "lol" at the end of your next reply to show how unbothered you are, onionman
10 months ago
Anonymous
>it isnt
lmao
10 months ago
Anonymous
you shouldnt have shite like that saved passed puberty. peak virgin runt behaviour
10 months ago
Anonymous
Britbong slang is one of the funniest things, its like pidgin or ebonics lmao
what else is >He gets the guests drunk and interviews them all at the same time
supposed to mean? That's why normal people watch this slop, for the whole, "omg, they're not like they are in the films, they're just regular people too, innit?"
>what else is "He gets the guests drunk and interviews them all at the same time"
It's just a literal description of the format. The format isn't "gay man and a sofa" the format is "alcohol and group interview". You were being corrected and had a mental breakdown over it for some reason.
10 months ago
Anonymous
for the record, i wasnt the gay man on a sofa poster, i was replying to the alcohol and interview format, which is a cringe format for people that want to relate to celebs that are "acting normal" instead of the scripted bland other talk show formats. Tbh, i think celebrity talk shows are all boring and lame anyways, i just want to watch the film or show
10 months ago
Anonymous
>which is a cringe format for people that want to relate to celebs that are "acting normal"
It's literally just a holdover from the 90s when that's how things were on late night UK tv lol. It's not some grand conspiracy to turn you into one of your favourite reddit memes. You need some serious help regarding your mental health.
I spent 5 minutes trying to disprove you except I'm apparently banned from posting images on Cinemaphile, so hopefully the other anon can tell you what a moron you are
10 months ago
Anonymous
You are a tard too lmao
10 months ago
Anonymous
>i'm banned from posting pictures on Cinemaphile, bugger it
for the obvious rape joke reasons, but also because if we got celebrities drunk and started asking them questions they might accidentally profess that their personal views are not 100% in-line with The Party's narrative, and that would be a super bad no-no wrongthink catastrophe for the israelites in charge of the US.
Ah, yeah. I keep forgetting you're all circumcised israelitecucks over there.
Frick. I mean, you were probably all born into it, so i can't blame you, but frick knows how you lot let it get so bad so quickly.
>a britbong trying to make fun of superior mutts by communicating in what he assumes to be a cool and nonchalant way
Hahahahaga
10 months ago
Anonymous
>>a britbong trying to make fun of superior mutts by communicating in what he assumes to be a cool and nonchalant way >Hahahahaga
Genuinely wasn't meant to cause seething, pardner 🙁
Maybe have a day off the internet tomorrow.
nah the sofa is smart
it creates a way more relaxed environment which makes the interviews way better
you can tell when conan, jimmy interviews more than one person it becomes really stiff and awkward, especially if there's people sitting on shitty foldable chairs behind the real chairs
Who would host it? The show works so well because he's almost like a real person, there's nobody in American showbusiness who even barely approximates one.
british has a small pool of their own celebs, that's why this and that one quiz show work. England knows who those people are.
it can't work in the US because we make and export (and even import) celebrities by the truckload. Celebrities are created over night and forgotten literally who's the next year.
Go ahead and watch Celebrity jeopardy or any celebrity episode of a show/gameshow and people won't even recognize the celebs. they're all "famous" but no one even knows who they are.
Americans don't know who this guy is beyond that one viral youtube clip from his show.
It doesn't work because Americans can't take a joke or criticism
I'm literally going to buy a planet ticket to London soon and I'm literally going to fight the first bong that looks at me the wrong way. One of you might actually end up squaring up with me. Keep talking shit.
>go to england >want to experience muh footy atmosphere >buy a full football kit, down to me socks and cleats >don't even say anyting to no one >there's no way they know i'm american >these cheeky mascots come out and start having a go at me >oh no.jpg >they know im american >run and tell the bobbies there's a hate crime going on >they tell me im not dark enough to investigate >go back to heathrow >get the first flight back home >landed >walk back to me car in the lot >get mugged by darkskinned bloke >"im home"
Corden tried to, at least as far as the 'get everyone out at one time and sit them on one sofa' gimmick.
Of course it failed because
a) Corden's a shit host and
b) American tv probably doesn't let the guests get leathered before they go on like Norton does.
Norton also always brings on some B-list British comedian to add some levity if there's too many self-important Hollywood types telling shit stories, Lee Mack practically lives in that final sofa spot.
I can't remember who but a btitish said that if he's in england and says that he sucked in something, everyone will go 'yeah, you were shit' but if he does it in america everyone goes 'omg noooo you were amazing'.
Ruby Wax Show where she sat around a table getting pissed with a bunch of celebrities chatting was the best talk show.
That tramp lug chewing permed c**t from QI tried to rip it off on Dave recently but failed miserably on account of him having no charisma.
It seems almost unbelievable now that Paul O'Grady had Tay on his daily evening show when she was about 18 and to the audience then she was really low profile.
remember that one time when James O'Barnabas said that he eats food like the common folk do? Oh my days, must have been season 18 episode 3, hes got quite charming eyes. And that smile too! Did you know that Lil Zarnoobius and Baby Gonk linked up with Patty Goongenbing? They might be the new rizz kings. I love knowing about the daily lives of random people from teevee, cant get enough of it.
You lot really get a lot of mileage out this reddit meme, don't you? Going to mock the French next, or Italians? Make a joke about le bosnian war crimes?
Oi yew lo' ge' a lo' o' moilij ou' o' vis meme, inni'? Oim insecua about meself so if yew talk shit about me bri ish rain island talk shows i' maykes me feel a bi' sad innit?
Reminder that Anglo is synonymous with white, and everything great about your nation was built by my people. Anti-Anglo memes literally come from troonys like Vaush, bet you feel silly now.
im not american you irrelevant and insecure island dweller lmao. Your people didnt build anything, american settlers did. The people who travelled across the atlantic into unknown uncivilized lands. Imagine defending celebrity talk shows
10 months ago
Anonymous
>The people who travelled across the atlantic into unknown uncivilized lands.
They were all English. Cope.
10 months ago
Anonymous
all american, so much that they fought against you and celebrate getting rid of you to this day. They hated being english so much that they left to a different continent, now they humiliate bongs in every single thing lmao
10 months ago
Anonymous
In just 70 years there has been an increase of 9% for pro-monarchy sentiment, but a much higher decrease of 30% for anti-monarchy sentiment. Your grandchildren will be begging for the anglo past when you slowly become part of the New Mexican Empire. The Patriots were all proud Englishmen, and it is only troony historiography that has hidden this fact.
All sourced, in case you use 'muh wikipedia' as an excuse. Whatever the anglo hand touches, turns to gold, when that hand loses grasp, it turns to shit.
cope
seethe
dilate
10 months ago
Anonymous
once again, im not american you tard. Your monarch will be a pakistani ahmed mansour and his wife will be rajpuni of windsor. Youve given up all your power and colonies, now youre being swarmed. You havea useless inbred "royal family" that you worship, despite the fact that they do nothing whatsoever. How pathetic
He doesn't do the format that well tbh. He gets impatient when the guests talk to each other about something unscripted, and then interrupts them to get back to the shameless plugs and wacky stories. Also that red sofa looks like the most uncomfortable thing ever designed. I haven't seen a single guest look comfortable on it.
God, I love being British so much. This thread cements it.
Absolute banterboys skipping circles around the seething yanks taking everything so serious.
americans have become so deranged since 2016, every year it gets worse. Not even trying to beat you lot down or something, but a bit of self reflection goes a long way. none of them on here can take a joke anymore.
im not the one going crazy over a characature of a redditor, the question was answered seriously by the first post and got no reaction, then the soibomb blew up and hit a nerve
10 months ago
Anonymous
>im not the one going crazy
You've been seething for 4 straight hours
10 months ago
Anonymous
and you've been here with me the whole time, letting a meme twist your knackers
10 months ago
Anonymous
I joined with this post:
everyone thinks you're weird for having a folder dedicated to the gayest reddit meme around
At least you didn't try to deny that you're seething and mentally ill though
Because his show is a lot of work. He explained how it works. One episode a week. He has several researchers looking into all if the guests do they can surprise them during the interview. Then they basically rehearse it with staff members where he tries different segues between the stories and shit to make the actual interview as smooth as possible. This coupled with alcohol leads to kino.
In America it's a new episode each night and tge stories gave been fed to you by the guest.
ITT irrelevant britbongistanis getting upset that people dislike their celebrity worship TEEVEE SHEOW, also coping with their inferiority complex towards mericans
you've been losing your mind in here for 5 straight hours lol
10 months ago
Anonymous
i havent been here for 5 hours, there are multiple people who come and go. I understand that your bong mind simply cannot deal with the fact that people make fun of you
You bomb deserts when muricans tell you, you ask muricans for permission and you ask them for help. Both their economy and military are superior to you lol
after 25+ shitposts, back to my original post, they tried him on comedy central back in 2014, it missed, the flamboyant gay british (irish in his case, but we can't tell the difference) talk host didn't catch with american audiences
I have no idea how James Corden lasted so long over here with less than an ounce of Graham's talent, but maybe in today's climate, Graham could do better over here
he wouldn't be too gay for american audiences anymore, but like anon somewhere in the thread, we have Andy Cohen in thay role and only gays and women watch that
not sure if he's black enough to host an american show though
as for the format, every single talk show over here is a promotional cog in the slop wheel and the media companies won't be having one of their assets going on talk shows with any agenda besides promoting the next great american slop
bongs: >oi guv woi don't the americans have our telly shaows?
americans: >yo dude you're like trippin right now like i can't even
The entire western civilization has well and truly collapsed, hasn't it?
if you havent seen the episode with the top gear guys, jake jyhlhlngnl, and joan rivers, you should watch it.
joan completely steals the show and the brits love it.
They brought him over here and it didn't work, so no one's going to try his "format" anymore.
a gay man and a sofa? not much of a format is it
He gets the guests drunk and interviews them all at the same time
>omg, when my favorite celebrity has a couple of drinks and opens up, they're just like me...this is just like that time they ate hot wings
are you okay mate?
not until I see ryan reynolds' next tweet showing that him and blake are just like us and relatable
I hope life improves for you lad. It must be exhausting to live the way you live.
it's pretty good, m8, not stuck on some inbred island waiting for the next directive from my state-licensed telly program
You have a basedjak folder mate. Things can't be going that well lol.
You live a basedjak life
I genuinely, without a hint of memeing or condescension, recommend taking a few minutes right now for some introspection. Ask yourself what led you to the point of having a soijak folder, what led you to getting feverishly inflamed at the mildest comments about tv and film (on the tv and film board), and what led you to being this desperate us vs them mentality where you can't even discuss a sofa and alcohol without losing your mind. It's incredibly unhealthy.
>that reply
lemme dig into my basedjak folder real quick
Imagine your dad saw your posts in this thread. Imagine he was standing behind you watching you scroll through your 300 soijak images while you explain to him that you're looking for the one with the big noise and the small brain and its really really angry because it best represents the imaginary opponent of your internet argument about sofas and wine.
I ALSO LOVE CELEBRITIES AND KNOWING WHAT THEY LIKE AND HOW MANY TIMES A DAY THEY POOP I LOVE LISTENING TO THEM SOOOO MUCH
Hope life improves for you lad.
my life is fine, neither me nor the basedjak guy waste our time watching celebrity interviews (mate lad bloke)
>my life is fine
you have a soijack folder lol
i have about 5 jaks saved on my pc in total, i think youre confusing me for the other guy
>i have about 5 jaks saved on my pc
you said this like it wasn't an embarrassing admission lol
it isnt, and its definitely not nearly as bad as watching celebrity talk shows. Make sure to add a "lol" at the end of your next reply to show how unbothered you are, onionman
>it isnt
lmao
you shouldnt have shite like that saved passed puberty. peak virgin runt behaviour
Britbong slang is one of the funniest things, its like pidgin or ebonics lmao
This is your reaction to someone simply descibing the format, have a word with yourself.
what else is
>He gets the guests drunk and interviews them all at the same time
supposed to mean? That's why normal people watch this slop, for the whole, "omg, they're not like they are in the films, they're just regular people too, innit?"
>what else is "He gets the guests drunk and interviews them all at the same time"
It's just a literal description of the format. The format isn't "gay man and a sofa" the format is "alcohol and group interview". You were being corrected and had a mental breakdown over it for some reason.
for the record, i wasnt the gay man on a sofa poster, i was replying to the alcohol and interview format, which is a cringe format for people that want to relate to celebs that are "acting normal" instead of the scripted bland other talk show formats. Tbh, i think celebrity talk shows are all boring and lame anyways, i just want to watch the film or show
>which is a cringe format for people that want to relate to celebs that are "acting normal"
It's literally just a holdover from the 90s when that's how things were on late night UK tv lol. It's not some grand conspiracy to turn you into one of your favourite reddit memes. You need some serious help regarding your mental health.
I don't think talking to himself is going to help things.
Is aquarium keeping really considered a soi hobby too?
According to chuds anything that is not schizoposting on Cinemaphile for 10 hours a day is a soi hobby.
yeah, if you keep chilean soi bass in it
frick off or have a nice day, I don't care which
>t. hot ones subscriber
you forgot your redditjack
Bullying isn't big or clever.
You got owned so fricking hard in this thread and you don't even know it
samegay, which i guess is common on an island full of inbreds
I spent 5 minutes trying to disprove you except I'm apparently banned from posting images on Cinemaphile, so hopefully the other anon can tell you what a moron you are
You are a tard too lmao
Gay morons
followed some of these reply chains and this guy got absolutely atropelated
>all these gays sperging out
kek this post caused alot of seethe for some reason.
can you imagine what it must be like living in the UK with people trying to politely correct you and call you out on your behavior all the time?
getting someone drunk and prodding them doesnt fly in america anymore
for the obvious rape joke reasons, but also because if we got celebrities drunk and started asking them questions they might accidentally profess that their personal views are not 100% in-line with The Party's narrative, and that would be a super bad no-no wrongthink catastrophe for the israelites in charge of the US.
Ah, yeah. I keep forgetting you're all circumcised israelitecucks over there.
Frick. I mean, you were probably all born into it, so i can't blame you, but frick knows how you lot let it get so bad so quickly.
>a britbong trying to make fun of superior mutts by communicating in what he assumes to be a cool and nonchalant way
Hahahahaga
>>a britbong trying to make fun of superior mutts by communicating in what he assumes to be a cool and nonchalant way
>Hahahahaga
Genuinely wasn't meant to cause seething, pardner 🙁
Maybe have a day off the internet tomorrow.
Implying you can name the israelite in england. But i wish i was born in UK so bad
But most of the big name guests ARE American., obviously.
>Yuropoors are so fricking stupid, that they think this show is off the cuff and not completely scripted like everything else
Isn't that basically this except Bravo can't afford as many famous guests?
nah the sofa is smart
it creates a way more relaxed environment which makes the interviews way better
you can tell when conan, jimmy interviews more than one person it becomes really stiff and awkward, especially if there's people sitting on shitty foldable chairs behind the real chairs
Guaranteed boipucci connoisseur. Most likely has visited Stephen Frys twink dungeon.
please, he's obv a bottom
Who would host it? The show works so well because he's almost like a real person, there's nobody in American showbusiness who even barely approximates one.
british has a small pool of their own celebs, that's why this and that one quiz show work. England knows who those people are.
it can't work in the US because we make and export (and even import) celebrities by the truckload. Celebrities are created over night and forgotten literally who's the next year.
Go ahead and watch Celebrity jeopardy or any celebrity episode of a show/gameshow and people won't even recognize the celebs. they're all "famous" but no one even knows who they are.
I can assure you that the British 'celebrity' shows have people I've never heard of. There were 2 (shows) on BBC One yesterday.
Ran out of steam long before it left channel 4 in 2002.
You American pigs will watch any old crap.
what? americans don't watch this
Americans don't know who this guy is beyond that one viral youtube clip from his show.
I'm literally going to buy a planet ticket to London soon and I'm literally going to fight the first bong that looks at me the wrong way. One of you might actually end up squaring up with me. Keep talking shit.
find me at the pub, m8, ill be watching me premier league on the telly
Blah blah blah whatever, fight me. Drop your email. I'm waiting.
>I'm literally going to buy a planet ticket
Is that what they call the three seater special, you stupid fat American c**t?
sent that freak flying
>Anglos in London, 2023
Nice joke
>go to england
>want to experience muh footy atmosphere
>buy a full football kit, down to me socks and cleats
>don't even say anyting to no one
>there's no way they know i'm american
>these cheeky mascots come out and start having a go at me
>oh no.jpg
>they know im american
>run and tell the bobbies there's a hate crime going on
>they tell me im not dark enough to investigate
>go back to heathrow
>get the first flight back home
>landed
>walk back to me car in the lot
>get mugged by darkskinned bloke
>"im home"
The girl mascot immediately joining always cracks me up.
same, i thought they were coming over to tell him to chill on the bantz, then squares up perfectly with the one perfect belly motion
With that attitude in London, you'll likely to get stabbed. Never mind though. You'll get to experience free health care
Eat my shite, yank.
Ill glass you and bite your nose off send you back home without a nose
His channel 4 show was vastly inferior.
Corden tried to, at least as far as the 'get everyone out at one time and sit them on one sofa' gimmick.
Of course it failed because
a) Corden's a shit host and
b) American tv probably doesn't let the guests get leathered before they go on like Norton does.
Norton also always brings on some B-list British comedian to add some levity if there's too many self-important Hollywood types telling shit stories, Lee Mack practically lives in that final sofa spot.
It doesn't work because Americans can't take a joke or criticism
But half the Norton guests are American.
I can't remember who but a btitish said that if he's in england and says that he sucked in something, everyone will go 'yeah, you were shit' but if he does it in america everyone goes 'omg noooo you were amazing'.
That definitely explains the quality of American banter.
Remember Dick Cavett? A talk show like that wouldn't work today anymore, because it is actually people talking about real things.
Looks like the bongs are ready to start WW3 over the Americans insulting an irishman's television show format
You'll survive people thinking you're weird for having a soijack folder lol
Ruby Wax Show where she sat around a table getting pissed with a bunch of celebrities chatting was the best talk show.
That tramp lug chewing permed c**t from QI tried to rip it off on Dave recently but failed miserably on account of him having no charisma.
Having multiple guests on at the same time was a thing American late night shows did up until the 2010s.
I wouldn’t even accuse Graham of copying a style. That’s the way late night shows should be. Not singing and dancing game night shit.
Because we're straight
Who? Who's straight?
We did fly a brit over to try it out for a while.
I only ever watched when certain people were on it anyway.
It seems almost unbelievable now that Paul O'Grady had Tay on his daily evening show when she was about 18 and to the audience then she was really low profile.
remember that one time when James O'Barnabas said that he eats food like the common folk do? Oh my days, must have been season 18 episode 3, hes got quite charming eyes. And that smile too! Did you know that Lil Zarnoobius and Baby Gonk linked up with Patty Goongenbing? They might be the new rizz kings. I love knowing about the daily lives of random people from teevee, cant get enough of it.
>too ashamed to post a soijak with his post
Bullying works
OI ITS THE BLOODY GAYLE GAYTON SHOW ON VA TELLY! WIF CELEBRI Y GUESTS!!! BLOIMEY
the amount of absolute bong seethe in this thread because they look like an internet characature
>LE BONGS ARE SEETHING
Nope, just you yanks, as per.
Ok Mohammad
OI DIDisraelite JOOST SAY SOMEFINK ABOUT ME CELEBRI'Y TOHK SHEOW??? YEW FAHKEN YANK
You lot really get a lot of mileage out this reddit meme, don't you? Going to mock the French next, or Italians? Make a joke about le bosnian war crimes?
Oi yew lo' ge' a lo' o' moilij ou' o' vis meme, inni'? Oim insecua about meself so if yew talk shit about me bri ish rain island talk shows i' maykes me feel a bi' sad innit?
Innit.
Reminder that Anglo is synonymous with white, and everything great about your nation was built by my people. Anti-Anglo memes literally come from troonys like Vaush, bet you feel silly now.
>Betchew feew silly now, innit?
im not american you irrelevant and insecure island dweller lmao. Your people didnt build anything, american settlers did. The people who travelled across the atlantic into unknown uncivilized lands. Imagine defending celebrity talk shows
>The people who travelled across the atlantic into unknown uncivilized lands.
They were all English. Cope.
all american, so much that they fought against you and celebrate getting rid of you to this day. They hated being english so much that they left to a different continent, now they humiliate bongs in every single thing lmao
In just 70 years there has been an increase of 9% for pro-monarchy sentiment, but a much higher decrease of 30% for anti-monarchy sentiment. Your grandchildren will be begging for the anglo past when you slowly become part of the New Mexican Empire. The Patriots were all proud Englishmen, and it is only troony historiography that has hidden this fact.
All sourced, in case you use 'muh wikipedia' as an excuse. Whatever the anglo hand touches, turns to gold, when that hand loses grasp, it turns to shit.
cope
seethe
dilate
once again, im not american you tard. Your monarch will be a pakistani ahmed mansour and his wife will be rajpuni of windsor. Youve given up all your power and colonies, now youre being swarmed. You havea useless inbred "royal family" that you worship, despite the fact that they do nothing whatsoever. How pathetic
Nice fantasy chud.
>the guy trying to use basedjak folders as an insult is now using in-depth internet lore as a defense
it's n'er comin home, la'
I think you're confused me old mucka. It was a basedjak poster shitting on based Graham.
>You got owned so fricking hard in this thread and you don't even know it
He doesn't do the format that well tbh. He gets impatient when the guests talk to each other about something unscripted, and then interrupts them to get back to the shameless plugs and wacky stories. Also that red sofa looks like the most uncomfortable thing ever designed. I haven't seen a single guest look comfortable on it.
People who use all lowercase formats or type in all lowercase are always massive c**ts. Why is this?
I HAVE INCLUDED ENOUGH UPPER CASE LETTERS IN THIS POST SO THAT IN THE FUTURE YOU MAY PEPPER AND SALT WITH THEM AS YOU PLEASE
>Why aren't Americans copying his format?
Whimsical cheeky homosexual munchkins are hard to find.
>I always make sure to use good spelling and proper punctuation when getting into internet tussles on Cinemaphile. It's the English way, innit?
God, I love being British so much. This thread cements it.
Absolute banterboys skipping circles around the seething yanks taking everything so serious.
>only insult is "you have a basedjak folder"
>Absolute banterboys
more like battyboys, innit?
Better than being fattyboys, innit?
because he's a nonce homosexual
I'm amazed that this was the only BLACKED part of the main Coronation.
The Byzantine Chants more than made up for this choir.
>dry humour
>banter
>nobody blowing smoke up each other's asses
What makes you think this would possibly appeal to americans?
blowing smoke up each other's asses
This definitely does happen, though.
americans have become so deranged since 2016, every year it gets worse. Not even trying to beat you lot down or something, but a bit of self reflection goes a long way. none of them on here can take a joke anymore.
this entire thread spinned out of control because anon posted a picture and the bongs went into a self-reflective rage after seeing it
everyone thinks you're weird for having a folder dedicated to the gayest reddit meme around
>gayest reddit meme around
this IS the Graham Norton thread, right?
now ask yourself how you got pegged (lol) as the gayest redditor in a fricking graham norton thread
im not the one going crazy over a characature of a redditor, the question was answered seriously by the first post and got no reaction, then the soibomb blew up and hit a nerve
>im not the one going crazy
You've been seething for 4 straight hours
and you've been here with me the whole time, letting a meme twist your knackers
I joined with this post:
At least you didn't try to deny that you're seething and mentally ill though
I once got a 3-day ban for posting his Kate Beckinsale prank bit.
>i'm banned from posting pictures on Cinemaphile, bugger it
Because his show is a lot of work. He explained how it works. One episode a week. He has several researchers looking into all if the guests do they can surprise them during the interview. Then they basically rehearse it with staff members where he tries different segues between the stories and shit to make the actual interview as smooth as possible. This coupled with alcohol leads to kino.
In America it's a new episode each night and tge stories gave been fed to you by the guest.
i thought the guests already knew what they were going to be asked so that they can make it as funny as possible
They ask the guests beforehand if they want to know what's going to be brought up and most say no.
ITT irrelevant britbongistanis getting upset that people dislike their celebrity worship TEEVEE SHEOW, also coping with their inferiority complex towards mericans
5 hours.
is "5 hours" anova bong teeve mastapees?
why are you so angry and so deeply hurt
>britbong projecting what he feels towards americans
i love watching brits squirm and seethe
you've been losing your mind in here for 5 straight hours lol
i havent been here for 5 hours, there are multiple people who come and go. I understand that your bong mind simply cannot deal with the fact that people make fun of you
>i havent been here for 5 hours
mhm
Superiority complex.
americans are superior to bongs in every way, this is not even a debate lmao
The only thing America is superior at is bombing deserts for Israel.
You bomb deserts when muricans tell you, you ask muricans for permission and you ask them for help. Both their economy and military are superior to you lol
i HATE the chair bit
Anyone else notice that he now has the lever where guests can't pull it? Like, what's the point.
Didnt someone drunkenly just keep pulling it over and over again to the point where the segment effectively didn't happen?
Literally one of the best moments on the show
any talk show in the US that gets big gets ordered to spread [current] topics, not leaving any room for fun
after 25+ shitposts, back to my original post, they tried him on comedy central back in 2014, it missed, the flamboyant gay british (irish in his case, but we can't tell the difference) talk host didn't catch with american audiences
I have no idea how James Corden lasted so long over here with less than an ounce of Graham's talent, but maybe in today's climate, Graham could do better over here
he wouldn't be too gay for american audiences anymore, but like anon somewhere in the thread, we have Andy Cohen in thay role and only gays and women watch that
not sure if he's black enough to host an american show though
as for the format, every single talk show over here is a promotional cog in the slop wheel and the media companies won't be having one of their assets going on talk shows with any agenda besides promoting the next great american slop
But Norton absolutely does the promotional part, because that will always be the reason guests come on.
They did, and got rid of Ferguson for it.
Graham Norton is too sophisticated for Americ**t audiences.
Let that sink in for a minute ....
BwahawhawhawhahHH!
They don't have a 'merkin version of Graham Norton which would make it work. They're just too plastic in looks and personality.
The Kinks tried to warn us about american celebrities decades ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrpk5hCQjbA
lmfao
>BRITISH kardashians are authentic down to earth real life good
homosexual
bongs:
>oi guv woi don't the americans have our telly shaows?
americans:
>yo dude you're like trippin right now like i can't even
The entire western civilization has well and truly collapsed, hasn't it?
Why is every British show host a flamin' hot cheeto?
SO Graham Norton > the new show
The unfunny Brits in this thread do not represent us, they're all fat and have no friends, like Americans
You mean "watch what's happens live?"
if you havent seen the episode with the top gear guys, jake jyhlhlngnl, and joan rivers, you should watch it.
joan completely steals the show and the brits love it.
rememeber when they asked anna paquin if she smokes and she freaked out because it's a social faux pas to be famous and smoke in america lmao
Because Letterman achieved perfection and nobody can match.