Why aren't there more movies about uncontacted tribes? Would make for a great bone chilling spine tingling atmospheric horror
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Why aren't there more movies about uncontacted tribes?
Didn't they kill some dumbfrick Mormon missionary kek
Hardly, he killed himself.
zoom zoom
Green Inferno
Am I the only who these moronic tribesmen are pissing the frick off?
Look at them, living on their own little island thinking they can scare off a helicopter with arrows and acting all smug about it. Being completely unaware of the outside world. We should unironically conduct an invasion to North Sentinel Island and introduce these savages to civilized world
>i-is that a group that doesnt bow down to israel, lgbt and technology? KILL THEM
Theres already been people who interact with them peacefully. A man was going there almost every week on his boat and giving them provisions from the shore
Basically they stayed friendly with him until he got out into the island. Even then they let him explore freely but others really wanted him to leave. Eventually some other moron showed up and was crazy, they killed him, and then pretty much “told him” next time he gets off the boat he might die.
I think the problem is that the people who approach them are white devils who look like scary aliens to them.
Some other homies who are as dark as them should approach them.
Diversity is their strength. It's racist not to want this
This lol imagine how inbred these savaged must be by now
ewww
Their not, and they would be good study. They have primal posture and their toe spread when walking is huge. They have really nice teeth and good jaws as well. There’s something to living off the land imo. They dont develop weird ass first world issue like forward head tilt, pelvic tilt, crooked teeth, small mouth pallets.
>Their not
>Their
stopped reading there, ESLkun
Inbreeding is only a problem if you have a low infant mortality. life would've gone extinct a long time ago if this wasn't the case.
They are already 100% diverse.
Misery loves company
Why do the sentinelese piss off amerimutts so much? Is it because they don't worship gays and technology? You're all zealous golems
American website. Love it or leave it.
Japanese, btw
>This post violates US law
Huh. Must be why all these posts are in Japanese discussing Japanese movies too. Dumb thirdie homosexual.
leave them alone they're based. Webm related:from a neighbouring (contacted) island
this homie is also pissing me off
He should be contributing to the economy of whatever country's territory he lives on. Not living in unsanitary conditions in the woods. Speaking of which why haven't social workers taken their kids yet?
>why isn't he scamming my grandmother and immigrating to my country like all the other Indians
Woooosh. The black dude is a conservative in that video. homie, you stupid.
if he's a based conservative then why hasnt he invented the wheel yet?
shhhh just keep taking your 'medication' westcuck
Simp wife guy
How nice.
But damn he black.
Midnight black evil ass dark skin motherfricker
thats how real black people are
the reason american blacks have skintone variance because a bunch of their ancestors got raped by their white slave owners and produced mutt children
average american black is like 10% white
the only blacks who are remotely intelligent usually have a fair amount of nonblack mixture
Pretty buff for only eating roots and tree bark.
you know what hunting means?
I bet their dick game is CRAZY
mutt's law
forced meme
>tfw if it wasn't for industrialized society and processed food, we'd all be ripped with six packs
dammit it's not fair
This is the ideal. technology was a mistake. "Culture" was a mistake. Consciousness was a mistake.
Yeah so what’s the alternative, we live like the Islanders for thousands of years until we are all wiped out by a cosmic impact or eventually when the suns luminosity increase makes life uninhabitable. Or we keep going down the tech rabbit hole and maybe just maybe colonise the stars.
>Or we keep going down the tech rabbit hole and maybe just maybe colonise the stars.
This. Survival of the species hinges on us NOT keeping all of our eggs in one basket.
>Survival of the species
Why tho? we're all miserable. Let it end.
your defeatism won't demoralize me.
yep. The people who decry the benefots of space exploration cant see past their noses.
>but muh problems on Earth
there will always be problems everywhere lol
correct. and faustian man is crucial to colonizing the stars. we alone among the human races (real races) are the only ones to gaze outwards.
every one else gazes inwards or is bereft of vision altogether.
>looks 1000x healthier than modern people
We have to go back p2n84j
Me too. I'd like a first person shooter game.
Why ? Let them be
This but unironically.
They think themselves great warriors, act like hegemons.
The " peaceful " interaction
described is just giving them tribute in order for them to not slaughter you like an animal. This is how you would live if they were to rule you. As a slave toiling away to pay these barbarians tribute. They are objectively evil, their "isolation" is only due to them being on an island and their barbaric culture too incompetent to project their power beyond it. If this mongrel tribe were to be on land, they would have been violent bandits and would be destroyed and assimilated hundreds of years ago by a civilized society.
All the anong going
>Muh taxes
>Muh israel goy
>Muh le noble savages
If these homosexuals were to rule over you, you would literally be cattle or just killed. Taxes are bad? How about giving tribute to savages ruling over you without getting anything in return except them not killing you?
Mercy is weakness. We are great nations because we chose education, discipline and sacrifice and after thousands of years of struggle against violent savage plunderers, we rule. If it were a thousand years ago, it may have been different.
We should to to them what they would do to us. Invade their disgusting mongrel bastion, destroy them with our technology. Make them watch as we burn everything they have. Their dwellings, clothes, artifacts, tools, valuables. Destroy everything. They need to watch as even their holiest of relics burn like waste. Then castrate and enslave their males to use for backbreaking labour and take their women to be prostitutes spread across Indian brothels. Brutally execute the venerated elders. Make their pathetic identity dissolve in mighty civilization.
>If this mongrel tribe were to be on land, they would have been violent bandits and would be destroyed and assimilated hundreds of years ago by a civilized society.
There are tribes on land in the Amazon and in Africa
>They are objectively evil
For enforcing their borders? Yeah real sinister stuff, you're right I do love taxes and Shlomo now!
Shutup idiot
Nah it's pretty endearing that they think they're mighty enough to scare off a helicopter, look at that fricking guy's stance as he challenges the pilot's manhood
Well, the helicopter flew away, didn't it? Abd if they weren't living on the island, the helicopter and other craft would have landed long ago. So in a way, they did scare it off.
I want to know how they describe the machine they shot at to each other when they tell the story
i want to study their language
if its true what they say that group of people could have been isolated from the rest of humanity for tens of thousands of years, possibly up to as much as 60 thousand years. Hell, we aren't even positive that humans HAD a language as far back as 60k years.
Their language, assuming they have one, would be a true, pure language isolate, or as close to it as one could concievably get. imagine what that would do for the field of linguistics. it would completely revolutionize the field. It would be akin to the field of astronomy when someone invented the telescope.
How would it revolutionise linguistics? they would probably just discover a new language that is unrelated to any other but other than that is unremarkable?
it would have evolved independently since basically the dawn of languages, we could see so much further back in time linguistically than before. we could get answers about how and why languages develop in the first place
The thing is, their immune system would be unable to cope with the civilised world's natural background of bacterias and viruses, so you can't even abduct one, show him the wonders of the world, and then boot him back to his shitty little sand dune where he'll live and die knowing people enjoy a level of civilisation so far above him he is little better than the fish he eats.
>We should introduce these savages to civilized world
This has already happened, there are literally millions of them in the US
You would know troon
>Is....IS THAT A GROUP OF PEOPLE WITH A DIFFERENT SKIN COLOR FROM MINE?! I'M BEING GENOCIDED!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
deep breaths
>introduce these savages to civilized world
We see you, israelite. We all see you.
>Am I the only who these moronic tribesmen are pissing the frick off?
>Look at them, living on their own little island thinking they can scare off a helicopter with arrows and acting all smug about it. Being completely unaware of the outside world. We should unironically conduct an invasion to North Sentinel island and introduce these savages to civilized world
Maybe as a demonstration of force we could fly an F-22 over their island at supersonic speeds. They would shit their pants from the sonic boom lmao
waste of taxpayer dollars
you have no clue how much perfectly good oil is just dumped by planes and navy ships
i'd be on the edge of my sneed watching that movie
All it would take is a high-grade commercial UAV and some homemade napalm and you could kill them all. It wouldn't even need a military to exterminate them. Just stuff you can buy and make for fun.
Their island is 30km from the mainland. This is easily the reach of better commercial drones. You could drop molotov wienertails on them from above and there is nothing they could do bout it
how the frick is there no footage of someone flying a dji over the island from a boat and seeing their huts and shit?
you think these guys have huts? they all sleep in one big pile to keep warm
CUTE!
>wheat took this away from you
>mfw my body rejects wheat
am I part of the neo-hunter-gatherer uprising anons?
do you think if you dropped a drone into their island they'd try and reverse engineer it like a UFO
They already are into the steel age from all the garbage and flotsam we made for them. That pisses me off. They don't deserve steel. They should mine it themselves and learn it the hard way.
It’s not exactly like they’re practicing metallurgy right? It’s like saying eskimos who made utensils out of iron from meteorites fragments were living in the Iron Age.
>post atlantean tribe has been guarding sacred tech for thousands of years.
>their habitat is threatened by modern man
>after a heated debate among elders, a young tribal boy who was eavesdropping steals the tech and leaves the village
finish the plot anons
>the young tribal boy sneaks into camp of modern men
>he meets their chief, his name is Daniel
>he's an oil man
>the young boy sells him the tech and the secret place of the village
>rest of movie is about Daniel cucking the atlanteans with quail prices
There are already a dozen cannibal movies with this premise.
name one (1)
is this real
Probably jawaras in "costume".
4 (Yous) is enough for me
heres source: https://youtu.be/nD1NPvltDdY?t=100
>that fat frick @ 2:44
How??
so fake! we would have heard about this, nice costumes tho
To what end?
>doesn't cut to them spitroasting his torso
gay
nope
frick that
>Horror
Their lives are mostly uneventfull day to day shit. Hunt, fish, cook, work, repeat.
wait that describes my life
So basically the same as western life except you don’t have to pay rent, you are free from chemical pollutants in the food and water and the cultural degeneracy of the mass media. Also the work feels meaningful because it’s to further your own survival and prosperity and that of your family. Not to mention you are at peak fitness because of the physical lifestyle, no tooth decay too because of your healthy diet and natural eating habits give a strong correctly set jaw. Sounds good to be honest.
It also means you devote your entire day to working, time off Is for doing pottery, hunting gear, etc. and you are tied to the seasons and weather, your child mayo starve in a bad year without you having any control and, of course, you can't shitpost here.
Hunter gatherers were typically much less vulnerable to starvation. I don’t think they are practicing agriculture on that island and they don’t exactly have winters. So they probably have a system by which they can feed themselves year round reliably, especially living on an island they must have equilibrium with the ecosystem to have survived there.
>can’t shitpost here
I’d trade that away tbh
>living on an island
>So they probably have a system by which they can feed themselves year round reliably
yes, it's called FISHING
fricking hell you morons sometimes
Kek I don’t think anon thought his post through.
Well duh they go fishing, I didnt even think it was worth staring it’s so obvious. why are you calling me a moron when you support my exact point.
>i was only PRETENDING to be moronic!
How was I even being moronic in the first place? Just because I didn’t point out fishing specifically? They probably get lots of food from plant sources and animals on the Island too. Didn’t mention those either guess I’m le moron though
Also there is actually plenty of downtime in these primitive societies, you can relax when all the necessary work is done not keep going 5 days a week 8 hours a day because mr noseberg wants a second yacht.
you would be begging to return to your rented apartment in America after a single week you spent there
It doesn't sound so bad to me.
How would you improve the conditions of people living on a tropical island?
This thread makes me wonder if there's an alien version of Cinemaphile where they are talking shit about how easy it would be to fly to earth and kill our moronic asses
BBC bros... Not like this...
oh no no no no
me on the second to left
>reject society, move to middle of woods
>murder anyone who comes close
>"THAT'S MURDER, ANON!"
>treated like a serial killer/krazinsky
>go to jail for the rest of my life
>Black folk do the same half way around the world
>nothing happens
>"just leave them alone, moron"
>"th-they don't know any better"
Oh yeah, because that's how everyone who's ever killed somebody gets out of a prison sentence, right?
Jesus fricking Christ you people are dumb.
what country's law are you going to convict them under, anon? They have a right to know what they are being indicted for, and there doesn't exist any interpreters for their language.
Why haven’t people trolled them with drones yet?
I would fly a drone with a movie projector and show them shit on it.
If we travel the stars one day, we will encounter civilizations that were like our own hundreds (thousands) of years ago.
Medieval civs, Renaissance civs, industrial civs, post-industrial civs. I think it would be better to study them instead of strip their planets for resources. They're a past window to ourselves and a chance to build new civilizations that share our goals.
>If we travel the stars one day, we will encounter civilizations that were like our own hundreds (thousands) of years ago
it is infinitely more likely that we will encounter lifeforms that are millions, or even billions, of years removed from our evolutionary 'maturity' (for lack of a better term).
that, or the remnants of civilizations that were snuffed out hundreds of millions of years ago
to think that we would encounter a 'renaissance civ' is fricking moronic on the face of it.
a renaissance, eh? what is it a renaissance of? alien ancient greece?
frick, you are moronic.
I agree with your point though, they should be studied. Based moron take.
no u, I'm talking about technology level.
ok, tell me
what was the tech level of renaissance China?
Not great. They were lagging behind the west.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ming_dynasty#Science_and_technology
Don't see how this has anything to do with ayys, but ok.
so would you say that there is a chance we might contact Ming Dynasty civs in space?
too racey for 2020s hollywood
you'd get swarms of american blacks born with silver spoons in their mouths, whose ancestors probably moved here from the carribean as free men, coming out of the wood work to ape out over the "savage ape like nature" of uncontacted cannibal savage tribes.
it would instantly be shut down for racism.
however a movie where blacks rule the world from wakanda and the great pyramids and are running from an isolated group of the last white racists on earth in the middle of the alps on a camping trip or something would be a good premise, from the twisted mind of jordan peele
you'd have to fully dehumanize the tribals, you could run this script all day so long as the tribals are either white, or some kind of mutant or zombie or otherwise monstrous form of humanity, such as "the Descent". no way this movie gets made with just an actual ethnically african or south american tribe doing savage caveman shit
>island has estimated population of 39
>show up with 300 men
>we hold each one of them down on the ground so they are unable to move
>bukkake all of them
>force them to take pills so they won't die from exposure to outside germs
>show up once a month and do it again
>after a while they stop fighting back, learn to accept it
>start doing it once a week
>eventually once a day
>bring up their next generation this way
>it's all they ever know
>suddenly stop doing it
>another generation goes by
>the bukkake times are just a legend the old folks from the tribe tell
>younger sentinelese don't even believe they are true
>finally we show up after many years, younger generation watches their grandfathers get bukkaked by hundred of foreign men
>we each yell "sneed" as we cum
>youngers in total shock and awe
>don't give anyone medicine this time
>they all die
>this is how their civilization ends
>video of the final day will live on forever, the only remnant of their existence
you have a twisted, twisted mind, anon
i like you
I know you're memeing, but I'm pretty sure powerful men like ghengis khan or roman emperors etc.. Could do disgusting shit like this at any time because power was so concentrated. Raping, killing, making villages disapear, torturing rivals, blinding your ennemies and selling their families.
roman emperors certainly could, but when enough people got sick of their shit they would be unceremoniously murdered.
That's pretty advanced of them, as a political defense mechanism. It would be harder with royalty because they're godlike and untouchable by the common people.
anon, the roman emperors were royalty
and they were worshipped as gods at least formally
also, it wasnt just common people who murdered the emperors. it was usually a family member or a member of the palace guard.
I like the effort here anon 9/10
Turn this into a game.
Also, is The Descent about an uncontacted tribe? I saw it too long ago, don't remember. Might have to watch it again.
>is The Descent about an uncontacted tribe
its about troglodytes, sort of like bone tomahawk
that's what an uncontacted tribe is, a group that's diverged or isolated itself culturally for long enough to be completely ignorant of any other way of life while becoming extremely specialized in whatever niche they survive in
no, anon, troglodyte just means cave person.
>bone tomahawk
You just gave me a movie to watch this weekend. Thank you, anon.
its actually pretty good, nothing epic or anything, but a very well acted, unsentimental western horror flick
>Turn this into a game.
No, frick off. Not everything has to be a game, sonygger.
It's already a game, I wanted to say movie.
Do this but it's a bunch of hippies who've been off the grid out in the deep woods somewhere since the 60's. They've had no contact with modern society for 3 generations and their founder convinced them that society was collapsing so they just assumed the old world was gone and don't know what to make of us and modern technology.