>To save the Kryptonian race
>They can’t really have sex with humans because they would crush them.
>Clark grew up in Kansas
What is the problem?
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>>To save the Kryptonian race
Why would they save a white race lmfao frick off chud.
Those look like cosplayers.
Superman grew up on earth and as a human, he doesn't give a shit about Krypton. Also, they are cousins
But they can’t have sex with humans. Surely they get horny because they couldn’t do things to humans they could do with each other due to super strenght
They can have sex with humans, clark does it with Lois. They just need to control their strength when doing it
Clark is suppressing 99% of his strength when fricking Lois. You call that sex? The thing he would do to Supergirl, Lois can’t compare.
It takes a special type of non-talent to make Bruce Timm designs look so ugly and unsexy.
>Not in the ass
Cringe
superman and lois literally have twins
supes has a lot of bullshit technology on the fortress that allows him to do what the frick he wants.
Ao he has to bring Loid there every time for anal penetration with Lois?
if you touch blue kriptonite,you lose the powers and not in an agresive way like with green kriptonite.
that would be a way.
Just buy a red sun lamp for your bedroom.
>Also, they are cousins
Second cousins create the healthiest children.
>Also, they are cousins
So what? In the Bible Lot has sex with his own daughters
>Also, they are cousins
cousins can get married in Japan
That just makes it hotter
Superman looks like the cashier from my local porn store.
Arent they the only two Kryptonians alive?
If that's so, who would their kids reproduce with?
>Why don't they make Bizzaro
makes sense
why the frick is he so swarthily israeli?
The sexual chemistry between them was off the charts.
Captain Israel?
the guy playing superman looks more like bizzaro
Kal-El Ogro Americano
They are, actually. He keeps meaning to impregnate her, but he accidentally ends up using her throat instead every time.
My uncle works for DC and this is 1000% canon btw.
APOLOGIZE
Bros wtf is that new CW batman show?
Why do they keep casting handsome men to play Superman? He doesn't need to be good looking, why not make him ugly?
Philtrum!
I don't remember racists having mental breakdowns when Dean Cain was Superman.
Dean Cain is not white?
He's half-japanese apparently.
Superman doesn't really like Kryptonians all that much, he identifies as a Human and an American.
You can't repopulate a race with 2 people.
Adam and Eve?
Didn't exist.
At least with Earth genetics. Kryptionians might be able to.
But once you look too closely into genetics, the whole Superman backstory falls apart anyway. There would never be a parallel evolution on a completely separate planet of a species that looks 100% like humans.
Kara is super moronic, of course Clark wouldnt want to breed a downie
>Superman now has untrustworthy looking israeli phenotype
Its all so tiresome
No one IRL with those beady eyes is up to any good