Lmao blade was and is gay as frick, wears only black leather tribal tats and is a self hating vampire. Decon Frost IS COOL , ice cool, frosted if you will. Cool clothes, cool idea of bringing back the blood god. Cool gang, cool hideout. Cool hair. Hes cool .
He died fighting lol blade fanboys are gay . Long live La Magra, day walkers your time is coming to end when we enter eternal endless darkness ahahahaha I wont even turn you homosexuals
>Lmao blade was and is gay as frick, wears only black leather tribal tats and is a self hating vampire. Decon Frost IS COOL , ice cool, frosted if you will. Cool clothes, cool idea of bringing back the blood god. Cool gang, cool hideout. Cool hair. Hes cool .
>superpowered immortal guy yet wastes all of his potential on shitposting and screenshotting for his gay "culture war" >obese basement dweller shitting and pissing himself all day >"The director of the film, Stephen Norrington stated the cause of Pearl's obese size was the creature gaining a cannibalistic lust for infants and children as he loves to eat their hearts." - of course it's a nonce >gets deleted by a black chick and some sunlight >aieee, save meee Frost
ye
most of the people that were really into vampires were not cool people. Sad twilight sort of killed the trend, but glad it killed the vampire fandom.
Also never realized Stephen Dorff was only 25 when he was in Blade. Thought they cast him cause he was a young-looking older guy, but nope he was just young.
The moment Bram Stoker made vampires an allegory for rapey immigrants that take our women they were fricked, women have been shlicking themselves over them ever since.
This movie is a fricking classic and they don't make antagonists as cool as they used to, fat virgin nerds with capeshit and star wars figurines on Cinemaphile really think they're cooler than 90s Brad Dourif lmfao this dude likely ran through more pussy than the whole thread combined
This is the vampire hunters one isn't it? I thought I was neat as a kid. Find vampires, hook them up to truck winches, yank em put into the sun, rinse, repeat. Rad. A shame the story isn't thst great.
>ekt the franchise with the 3rd one
Why did the israelites keep pushing ryan Reynolds, all his movies flop. What about him did they like? He ruined so many movies and destroyed wesley's career.
imo vampires always had something homosexual. especially the worst kind of them - the high fashion, good looking, immortal, always fricking, rich vampires.
I think you could make cool vampires if they're cannibalistic too; they should be like normal people (mortal) and fall into a feeding frenzy once they get too close to human blood
>I've always preferred werewolves
Yes but studios are afraid of making werewolf kino, its too expensive. Wolfman 2010 was the last good werewolf movie and I am dying for another mid budget werewolf movie.
it was over after season 4 of vampire diaries the charm of the mid 2000's wore off and now nobody can get past the twilight shit. give it another 5-10 years and it will cycle back
90s-VTMB era oWoD is the only thing fans care about but it's way too edgy for modern writers.
Best you're gonna get is some wishy-washy shit like the Night Road text-based game, or even more-likely a Hunter-based Scooby Doo rip-oiff like Out for Blood.
Accurately portraying the Giovanni would probably hit too close to home for Hollywood execs for it to happen. Would fall down on the insane levels of racism alone, not to mention the incest and necrophilia.
A straight katana. I'm sure someone is going to point out that katana by defintion are made by water tempering the edge with clay insulation which results in a slower cooling which bends the blade or something like that but people weren't really that autistic in the 90s so they just looked at what samurai swords looked liked and said "hmm it'd be cooler if he has it on his back and I've heard ninjas wear straight swords."
There were straight katanas in the 19th century. The ackshually definition is more about how it's signed and how you wear it.
Looking at pictures of it, it's a full-length, double-edged sword with a raised central spine and a one-handed grip. I guess it's closest to a jian, though jian usually had a totally flat blade to make it light and flexible.
This. Vampire lore comes from European satanic nobles who did ritual human sacrifice as devil worship for power and life extension. They never went away, the elites of today do it with adrenochrome. That and bodies of children being found with all their blood drained (israeli ritual murder). All are in the same spirit. Blood sacrifice of innocents. Devil worship. Demonic powers infused (shape-shifting, super strength, life-extension, vitality).
Call me coomer or whatever, but I really like Underworld's premise of a sexy goth girl in a catsuit and her adventures with her husband. Vampires in the 19th century were used as symbol of taboo and Romantic (the movement) knowledge. The forbidden knowledge and the renewed interest in the emotions and the Sublime through terror, macabre and mystery.
It's a shame the movies were shit and vampires are nowadays associated with dykes
That homosexual was never cool.
this. wesley snipes was cool, the bad guy was always a total gay
Lmao blade was and is gay as frick, wears only black leather tribal tats and is a self hating vampire. Decon Frost IS COOL , ice cool, frosted if you will. Cool clothes, cool idea of bringing back the blood god. Cool gang, cool hideout. Cool hair. Hes cool .
you make some good points, too bad he died like a b***h
He died fighting lol blade fanboys are gay . Long live La Magra, day walkers your time is coming to end when we enter eternal endless darkness ahahahaha I wont even turn you homosexuals
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>Decon Frost IS COOL , ice cool, frosted if you will.
And yet he tries to skate uphill
>Lmao blade was and is gay as frick, wears only black leather tribal tats and is a self hating vampire. Decon Frost IS COOL , ice cool, frosted if you will. Cool clothes, cool idea of bringing back the blood god. Cool gang, cool hideout. Cool hair. Hes cool .
Fricking hell.
>90% of the posters on this board
>superpowered immortal guy yet wastes all of his potential on shitposting and screenshotting for his gay "culture war"
>obese basement dweller shitting and pissing himself all day
>"The director of the film, Stephen Norrington stated the cause of Pearl's obese size was the creature gaining a cannibalistic lust for infants and children as he loves to eat their hearts." - of course it's a nonce
>gets deleted by a black chick and some sunlight
>aieee, save meee Frost
ye
How much fricking blood did this guy drink?
just from one very fat guy
The reason Pearl got so fricking fat is that he ate the hearts of babies and children.
>Blade forshadowed jannies
does getting paid in blood count as getting paid?
t. familiar of deacon frost
so he's cool
They should do a race swap where blade is white and all the vampires he slaughters are Black folk. Its okay because vampires are bad
Gotta be 18 to post here, bud
I thought he was pretty cool as a kid
Opposing the elder vampires n shiet
Even the elder vampires were cooler than him, you had bad taste.
That one vampire being stoic while he was exposed to the sunrise on the beach, kino.
No but he was pretty cool in True Detective.
He was cool in The Doors
Wrong, he looked cool as frick in this movie. Shame that he's short.
>Shame that he's short.
Shame you are so gay you care.
He plays a cool character and would look more intimidating if he was taller.
Are you autistic?
Sounds like you are. You sound so disgusting and brainwashed by israelites I almost feel bad for you.
You act like he is a midget.
manlet detected
Original. Caring about other men's height is extremely gay. I bet you bumfrick yourself you lil homosexual. Time to transition
Who much is whistler paying you? Couple vials of garlic extract and some silver bullets?
I thought they were both cool
Some mothafrickas are always trying to ice skate uphill
I liked Day Shift.
This movie reeked of 90s
Which is why it was great.
Too much punk vampire shit like Near Dark that makes them seem pathetic and biological, killed the original Satanic mystique
Women writers killed the seductive aspect of vampires. They have been varieties of gay targetted at femcels for about 30 years.
Twilight killed it
insecure dweebs
idgi
Mummies were going to be next
kurtzman tried it
didn't work
twilight
Bleh!
AHHHHH!
>Bleh!
That makes two of us.
BLEH
and bleh! to you to, good sir
being a vampire must be so fricking boring dude, their suicide numbers must be extremely high
Nothing is cool anymore because woke agenda in Hollywood.
most of the people that were really into vampires were not cool people. Sad twilight sort of killed the trend, but glad it killed the vampire fandom.
Also never realized Stephen Dorff was only 25 when he was in Blade. Thought they cast him cause he was a young-looking older guy, but nope he was just young.
>ryan gosling for asian guys like david choe
Twilight.
Fricking Blades vampire mother was such a weird twist
The moment Bram Stoker made vampires an allegory for rapey immigrants that take our women they were fricked, women have been shlicking themselves over them ever since.
it genuinely was the twilight of its time
This movie is a fricking classic and they don't make antagonists as cool as they used to, fat virgin nerds with capeshit and star wars figurines on Cinemaphile really think they're cooler than 90s Brad Dourif lmfao this dude likely ran through more pussy than the whole thread combined
I get what you’re saying, but that’s Stephen Dorff.
ah whatever similar names hard to keep up with all the dudes from the 90s
I thought it was Steven Dwarff
post your physique so we can laugh
That’s his little brother.
wtf why is he so cool
it holds up right until the cgi at the end
Robert Pattinson
based. 30 days of night had the dopest vampires though
This is the vampire hunters one isn't it? I thought I was neat as a kid. Find vampires, hook them up to truck winches, yank em put into the sun, rinse, repeat. Rad. A shame the story isn't thst great.
Nothing is cool right now except Toom Croose. Everything else is a flop.
Yeah boy get into it
Can hear this track looking at that pic
>mfw blade thread
>mfw taking a fat, a little bit hardened shit
Blade 1 and 2 are instant classics, it sucks that they rekt the franchise with the 3rd one
>ekt the franchise with the 3rd one
Why did the israelites keep pushing ryan Reynolds, all his movies flop. What about him did they like? He ruined so many movies and destroyed wesley's career.
I can hear the music
That shot where he nails the guy to the ceiling and spins around him to the next shot is fricking perfect.
Deacon Frost might have been cool if he wasn't always trying to iceskate uphill.
Vampires come and go in media.
In a couple of years, some girl will direct a vampire movie and it'll make a shit ton.
Women love Vampires.
Twilight and general over-saturation of the genre.
How were vampires in Blade "pure blood" again?
if they were born a vampire, if they were turned by being bitten they were considered impure
How do you get "born" a vampire? Wouldn't blade technically be pure blood then?
he was half vampire half human
if you have vampire parents
I guess, blade was half and half cause his mom was turned just before she had him
he's so motherfricking handsome
If this was made today the whole thing would be cgi even his glasses.
Plays sympathetic villains with daddy issues in del toro kino's then makes straight to dvd trash forever until the end of time.
Grim.
Disgusting half breed daywalkers, you'll never be pvre blood trve cvlt vampires
actually the first vampire was a daywalker as well....
imo vampires always had something homosexual. especially the worst kind of them - the high fashion, good looking, immortal, always fricking, rich vampires.
I think you could make cool vampires if they're cannibalistic too; they should be like normal people (mortal) and fall into a feeding frenzy once they get too close to human blood
Were they ever? I've always preferred werewolves
>I've always preferred werewolves
Yes but studios are afraid of making werewolf kino, its too expensive. Wolfman 2010 was the last good werewolf movie and I am dying for another mid budget werewolf movie.
>Wolfman 2010
the wolf was a little wonky sometimes but it was a decent horror film.
>kino early 20th century psychiatry
>kino how fast that boy is
women ruin everything
>love wearewolfs
>lumped with furries
>love vampires
>lumped with gays
there is no winning
stopped being white people or Wesley Snipes
it was over after season 4 of vampire diaries the charm of the mid 2000's wore off and now nobody can get past the twilight shit. give it another 5-10 years and it will cycle back
Weslney snipes is the biggest douche bag homosexual ever lmao
t.patton oswald
He just didn't.
Is anyone going to try another Vampire the Masquerade series? 90s/00s aesthetic is finally starting to crystalize and become popular.
90s-VTMB era oWoD is the only thing fans care about but it's way too edgy for modern writers.
Best you're gonna get is some wishy-washy shit like the Night Road text-based game, or even more-likely a Hunter-based Scooby Doo rip-oiff like Out for Blood.
I feel like HBO could get away with it (once the scum-sucking WB execs finally get some turnover)
Normies loved True Blood, everyone still loves Sopranos, it's a slam dunk
Accurately portraying the Giovanni would probably hit too close to home for Hollywood execs for it to happen. Would fall down on the insane levels of racism alone, not to mention the incest and necrophilia.
Some motherfrickers are always trying to shitpost uphill.
All vampires are cool, we always have been, always will be.
I want vampires to stop being sexy. I want them to look like disgustingly evil underground sickly ass homies.
wrong image
Salems Lot remake should deliver that. The master looks like your pic related in the original.
Literally me
Interview with a Vampire is kino.
>why aren't vampires cool anymore?
Democrats are in control. It's a zombie era.
So what is Blade's sword? A jian?
A straight katana. I'm sure someone is going to point out that katana by defintion are made by water tempering the edge with clay insulation which results in a slower cooling which bends the blade or something like that but people weren't really that autistic in the 90s so they just looked at what samurai swords looked liked and said "hmm it'd be cooler if he has it on his back and I've heard ninjas wear straight swords."
Its a shitana aka gaytana as blades gay
There were straight katanas in the 19th century. The ackshually definition is more about how it's signed and how you wear it.
Looking at pictures of it, it's a full-length, double-edged sword with a raised central spine and a one-handed grip. I guess it's closest to a jian, though jian usually had a totally flat blade to make it light and flexible.
They've been too romanticized and stopped being actual monsters.
This. Vampire lore comes from European satanic nobles who did ritual human sacrifice as devil worship for power and life extension. They never went away, the elites of today do it with adrenochrome. That and bodies of children being found with all their blood drained (israeli ritual murder). All are in the same spirit. Blood sacrifice of innocents. Devil worship. Demonic powers infused (shape-shifting, super strength, life-extension, vitality).
I watched 1 and 2. How's the third one?
bad but me want to lick jessica beal.
Pretty bad but at least it tried to end the series.
Call me coomer or whatever, but I really like Underworld's premise of a sexy goth girl in a catsuit and her adventures with her husband. Vampires in the 19th century were used as symbol of taboo and Romantic (the movement) knowledge. The forbidden knowledge and the renewed interest in the emotions and the Sublime through terror, macabre and mystery.
It's a shame the movies were shit and vampires are nowadays associated with dykes