WHY AREN'T YOU FRICKING CHUDS WATCHING THE LATEST MARVEL CAPESHIT!?!???!?!?!
ARE YOU RACIST OR SOMETHING!??!!?!??!
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WHY AREN'T YOU FRICKING CHUDS WATCHING THE LATEST MARVEL CAPESHIT!?!???!?!?! ARE YOU RACIST OR SOMETHING!??!!?!??!
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I like how superheroes not being a fun event isn’t connected to the diversity in that posters mind
He’s the same guy who said white male heroes were over after the Han Solo movie flopped.
lol it's funny because he's implying the diversification isn't part of the reason people stopped watching
Kojima said it was shit.
He should have known better. There must be nothing good in theaters right now.
he's literally moronic
Kojima watches every movie and he has shit tier taste.
Bullshit. His Criterion closet picks are good. Although that Maneskin band sucks.
maneskin is also terrible
damn
NO WAY, this dingus loves all the woke shit. He loved Barbie, he loved the D&D movie (though really that's just because he's obsessed with Sophia Lillis) and he even loved the female Ghostbusters.
This movie must be a new low for the MCU.
This is the biggest indicator of how bad it's flopping. Kojima has shit taste and is a huge starfricker. If it was doing good, he would say it was great just to stay on the positive side of the trend. If even this dumbshit is piling on, then it's over. And imagine using shit like Maneskin as a palate cleanser for meal of shit. Even Greta Van Fleet would be.a better choice and that band is shit as well.
>implying superhero franchises would still have been automatic events with this kind of diversity at the start
scott is losing his mind and just spamming words. the black box is under too much pressure.
Yes, sexist too. But that's not why I'm not gonna watch it. I just don't like garbage movies, especially when they're "adaptations" that shit all over the source material.
I torrented Captain Marvel years agoand I hated it. Zero charm and absolute shit.
This somehow looks even worse. Disneymarvel would have to pay me €50 to watch this turd.
Me too, but I didn't even watch it. It just sits in a folder. I'll probably do the same with this movie, and never watch it. Same with Black Panther and Eternals.
I'm very racist, sexist, and I hate homosexuals but that's not why I have no interest in this movie.
Total Chvd victory once more
Stupid frick doesn't realize nobody would have watched this shit even during Marvels heyday BECAUSE it had a bunch of useless c**ts in it.
>automatic event
Aids-communists' brains are weird and disturbing. Must be all the aids and communism.
plz poz my neghole, daddy!
Lets make it the biggest superhero flop of all time.
Why does every Marvel film after Endgame have a community theater-tier actor as a lead/co-lead. The Photon lady seemed like amateur hour when put in a scene with Elizabeth Olsen and Paul Bettany in WandaVision. And don't get me started on Shang-Chi
>Elizabeth Olsen
is a joke of an actress though
So now I have to watch shitty cape movies to avoid being labeled racist? That's harsh man
Wtf the year of the chud was supposed to be over already…
Needs more depth of field
This entire tweet reads as pure copium overdose
>w-w-we only wanted to make 6 million! its a plan to diversify!
Why the frick is he drawing Jaks?
This is the dude quoting your post with a soijak picture
it was debate class and he was showing his opponent what he says and looks like
I wasn't in that class and I look like that and say that, feeling dumb now huh bucko?
>ARE YOU RACIST OR SOMETHING!??!!?!??!
Yes, but the movie is shit too.
Im esl as frick so that might be on me but i literally dont understand what that tweet means.
Not even memeing
Basically he is saying the movie flopped because Marvel movies are no longer an automatic event and that they started diversity only when that happened.
moronic as frick take tbh.
Black Panther:
>black AND gay lead
>le 90% "diverse" cast
Frick is she on about anyway?
That is why we are saying it is a moronic take.
>she
OH HAHAHA I looked at that passive aggressive smart ass tweet and immediately thought it was from a woman
passive aggressive and sarcasm are feminine traits so it's forgivable
Joss Whedon and his snark quips have a lot to answer for
Ummm sweetie tumblr, reddit & twitter helped make sassy snark extremely popular amongst only the most hilarious and side splittingly funny amatuer/semi pro comedians. Sorry not sorry you just don't get the joke. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand snark
That's definitely a private school, but I can't see a single pale face
I could be wrong but I imagine some hood schools have hard dress codes to prevent the niglets from repping gang shit
Do public schools have those fricking expensive digital projector whiteboards?
i guess this is all part of the curriculum at ron clark academy. why are they like this?
>letting kids dance on tables and chairs
Why are Black folk like this
> the blacks! the blacks! the blacks!
> what are they doing?
> the kids, danced on a table
you must've gone to a very boring school
I guess I did.
Dancing on tables and chairs is both pointless and dangerous. Any worthwhile teacher would stop this behavior
You must be a mutt if that was a normal thing to see in school
it's OK, whitey's guilt money will buy us some new chairs
Black people are jesters
I think it's sarcasm.
>big THANKS for waiting until woke superhero fatigue had set in and no one spent money on tickets to cast a bunch of women
He's basically saying "wow, thanks disney for waiting until the capeshit fatigue settles in to put minorities in the movies"
He's a whiny homo, basically
Basically:
>marvels are flopping
>because the genre itself is dead
>the user laments that mcu only gets black female heroes at that point
Essentially, what he’s saying is “I’m a homosexual”.
he blames disney for making their movies all-female "too late," when people stopped caring about the brand already. he does not consider the possibility that people stopped caring about the brand BECAUSE of the "diversification."
He's saying you should kys if you are brown.
I have not willfully watched a superhero movie since Iron Man 2 (and that was for Sam Rockwell, I didn't watch Iron Man 1 at all)
These movies are so fricking boring, the beats are more predictable than a Planetary Assault Systems track, and the special effects are as good as PS3-era prerendered cutscenes (games in real time look more impressive than these movies)
>These movies are so fricking boring
How do you know?
Nobody ever dies and nothing ever happens in Hollywood pg12-13 films
>Damnit Disney, you could've smuggled this shit in sooner when the sheep were willing to watch ANYTHING
Who the frick are these two next to brie are supposed to be?
Captain Africa and Mexicogirl
>Mexicogirl
Dont brung us into this, thats a paki brown not a Hispanic brown
the main reasons why the movie flopped
Yes
who can't they hire hotter actresses, I'm not paying to see The Mids
I'm racist and sexist (homophobic too) but i would still watch something starring a woman, even a black one
A month ago i finished pic related
good taste
If only they had release the uncensored version...
Cast the superior Axel Braun remake
I don’t get this. Justice League flopped in 2017, X-Men Dark Phoenix and Hellboy flopped in 2019, the peak of the MCU. It was never automatic event, Marvel just had a good track record
gibbering nonsense is the main effect of unfiltered copium overdose
>characters that already existed
>this is diversifying the franchise
capeshit stopped being an automatic event because of the forced diversity and wokeism.
https://cosmicbook.news/the-marvels-box-office-collapsing-internationally
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The US is literally the only place that cares about the Marvels
Do theaters get paid to play this slop and take away from playing something else to actually turn a profit? You could screen the first Jurassic Park in surround sound or something and bring in a ton of people bored with nothing to do over the weekend.
Biggest slopflop of all time.
If it's €6 for a ticket, that averages out at 147 total people across all viewings per cinema
>less than half the Spanish opening for Ruby Gillman
Krakheads we stay winning
In spain tickets go from 6 to 15 euros easily, 6 euros in Albacete, 15 in Madrid and Barcelona.
>getting btfo by the flash
>it has a bigger budget and more marketing
You wouldn't believe how fricking joever it is
>The foreign box office is also said to be similar to DC’s Blue Beetle, The Flash, and Black Adam — all of which bombed.
Well which one is it because there's about a 100 mil increase between Blue Beetle, Flash and Black Adam
In the thumb I thought Brie was facing away from the camera looking over her shoulder.
>Gentlemen, congratulations. We've successfully weathered the popularity storm our franchise had, and now we can finally release all the movies starring women that we had just lying around on the shelf.
>white male who has made a career talking about box office bullshit for 15+ years crying that marvel took too long to add diversity
l m a o
Mexico and Latin America can still save this fricking garbage. We latinos have the shittiest taste for movies
Not this time brazil and mexico are rejecting this movie, any they usually LOVE any shit marvel throws
No, we don't.
Brazil is not latin america THOUGH
Yes it is..., they're not hispanic, but they are latino
>We latinos have the shittiest taste for movies
Yeah but we also like to see good looking woman in our movies and The Marvels doesn't provide in that front.
I apprreciate you seperating Mexico from latinamerica.
It just magically stooped being an automatic event when diversity hit. A wizard did it.
>pic
>boohoo it's le conspiracy of the evil studios that want diversity movies to fail!!
Kek get fricked.
it wasn't made for me
I liked the Thanos Saga but all nu Marvel movies have been meh even as popcorn flicks.
Strange 2 had some interesting scenes and direction but the overall thang still fell bad. Wanda sucks.
I dunno why Disney doesn't just chill with MCU shit for a bit. Surely the money coming in from them isnt as high as before
Sadly they are greedy, or is controlled by greed by having to show the shareholders how GOOD THINGS ARE.
thats why they announced a ton of marvel and star wars shows to be like: Hey look here all the shit that are coming and is suure to bring a profit to us!
the trailer looked bad and the scenes all look fake and CGI and green screen (which they are)
see? didnt even have to be racist to trash the movie
There is 0 zero white men in this movie
That's what diversity means.
That tweet doesn't make sense. black panther and captain marvel were both "events" despite being dogshit movies.
>ARE YOU RACIST OR SOMETHING!??!!?!??!
Dont forget sexist
>damn it sure is a shame that people stopped giving a shit about Marvel right after they pushed the boat out on the women and Black folk thing, probably just a complete coincidence with no causal link whatsoever haha
Men Age 25+ are the majority of viewers
They should have put more gay chicks into it and made them even more lame, surely that's where the problem is.
I don't understand. Marvel has always been diverse since the start. There have always been several black or women herpes.
They just should have stopped throwing shit out after endgame when they didn't have a plan and everyone stopped caring. It ran it's cycle. It's literally over.
>Marvel has always been diverse
Not really. Their solo leads were exclusively white men until Black Panther and Captain Marvel. Fricking DC beat them to punch on female solo with Wonder Woman.
> solo leads were exclusively white
israeli is white? Ironman, Black Widow, Antman to name a few
Black Widow didn’t get a movie until later. And yes RDJ and Rudd count as white
RDJ counts as white but definitely not gigaisraelite Rudd
yes
I have been since 2020. The stare induced riots removed all my good will and now they all are at fault for placating it. If there are blacks in anything now it's all disingenuous race baiting. The kicker is all of this placating to Black folk is racist. White Mans Burden.
Disney has fallen:
Updated release dates for upcoming Disney releases:
Untitled Deadpool Sequel - July 26, 2024
Mufasa: The Lion King - December 20, 2024
Captain America: Brave New World - February 14, 2025
Thunderbolts - July 25, 2025
Blade - November 7, 2025
>Disney's The Marvels grossed an estimated $6.6M from Thursday preview shows
>Disney has fallen:
Billions must be pozzed
the thing I do find funny is seeing all the women say they aren't going to go watch it because of all the misogyny the film is generating from men who wont watch it.
I did watch it. On 123movies.
RELEASE THE ARCHITECT CUT
???
Anon.... The Architect works for DC.
It's over for Marvel.
Do israelites really not understand that the diversity is what made these things stop being events? Super heroes are popular with teenage boys, if you pander to teenage boys, you will make money. If you don't, you won't. Simple as. Venom, Suicide Squad (the first one with the sexy chicks) all made a ton of money despite critics hating them, because teenage boys like Venom and sexy chicks, it's crazy how stupid these Hollywood israelites can be.
Remember when that guy made fun of the idea that there could be a capeshit fatigue in every article he wrote?
Movie tickets aren’t cheap and concessions are extremely overpriced. Why would I waste my money on a shit movie?
One cool thing is that one of my local theaters plays old kino. Got to see Alien and Aliens in a double feature for cheaper than that pile of dogshit
>went from a 54% rating yesterday to a 61% rating today
Did the Disney checks take longer to clear this time? What's the opposite of review bombing?
>What's the opposite of review bombing?
Consensus cracking, narrative shaping, advertising, propaganda, lying, Judaism.
>Oh no this is a huge blow for diversity!
That spider verse shit did fine. Maybe people just don't want this film?
Because it's fricking Spider-Man and Pete was in the first one. People got tricked again exactly like with the new spider-man game.
I haven't watched a superhero film in 11 years.
To be honest, I'm just tired of black people. I'm tired of hearing about them, I'm tired of needing to deal with them, and I just don't want to see them in my movies. Nine times in ten, if a movie casts a black now, the plot and dialogue will revolve around "blackness" and goddamn if that isn't just the most boring and overdone topic of all time. The special something that made that first block of films fun is long gone.
They managed to find a black girl without a booty for this movie. Incredible.
too busy watching youtube
Even Teyona's butt looks awful in these baggy anti-camel toe suits from Kevin Feige, they manage to make even actresses with some curves look bad
Someone fire this man!
i read the critic reviews and found out that it wasn't a film for comic book fans so i didn't bother watching