Why aren't you living in the metaverse aka kinoverse 24/7?

Why aren't you living in the metaverse aka kinoverse 24/7?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HELLO FELLOW HUMANS! JOIN ME IN MY VIRTUAL WORLD!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >PAHTIPVN
    I don't get it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my waifu is already with me and i have sex with her daily. i don't need the metaverse

      I didn't ask you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s Danish you fricking moron

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my waifu is already with me and i have sex with her daily. i don't need the metaverse

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >boomers discover that video games and online gaming exists
    >WOAH WHAT IS THIS UNCHARTED TECHNOLOGY? WE'LL CALL IT....THE METAVERSE LOL

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I already play second life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      basado

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    want to know the secret behind the metaverse?

    it's all one giant israelite cope because those shitskin muslims are holding up the space for that temple they need to rebuild to fulfill some prophesy bullshit

    anyway the plan now is to sneak in a server into that mosque and have it connect to the internet, and then have the new temple built in the metaverse and linked to that server somehow

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Schizo posting hours

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are the rumours...true?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why couldnt they hire someone attractive to talk about this thing? no one except massive nerds want to hear from zuckerberg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      zuckerberg is probably the antichrist, or will be one of his disciples

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does it have McDonald's?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what kind of reptilian psychopath eats McDonald's on a plate?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i do it sometimes because i don't want to clean the table or even wipe it down

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The kind that is pretending to be a human being just like you and me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt he ate any of that, once the photo op was over he probably threw all that shit in the garbage without touching it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he does the wine in the can trick except instead of wine its child blood

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Hello Guys ! I'm here eating Fries™ and Burger™ in my Work Room!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >threw all that shit in the garbage without touching it
          Don't tell me he has telepathy, too. Damn, I hate the reptoids.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        an autistic psychopath?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I sometimes do when I get fast food and dont want to make a big mess in my room

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rich homies and me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Pretty much all of the food still in the wrappers other than a few fries on a plate
      >straws for milkshakes still in wrappers
      Staged as frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is supposed to be like a candid shot of him? surrounded by bags of mcdonalds food. it's clearly where the rest of the team is trying to eat and he fricking plops his laptop down in the middle of the table. what the frick, zuck

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing about suckerbarg is real, you know a team from advertising came in and set up this photo shot to get everything perfect.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >a team from advertising came in and set up this photo shot
          i wouldnt be surprised if it was a staged photo, but it looks like a dude decided to work where everyone else was eating. they staged it to make him look like an butthole.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OK

      WHATS YOUR STOYLE?!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why are there 3 (!) burgers out of their boxes??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's wired in

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you WILL enjoy the metaverse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        schizoid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      all those soulless eyes, frick

    • 2 years ago
      :)

      Realistically speaking, what does the black guy ACTUALLY do?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he's in charge of diversity

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he's the dj

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's the guy teaching lizard zuck not to scream Black person Black person Black person at all the trails and congressional hearings

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was in the process of robbing them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cucks you in the metaverse

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My wife.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i wish this stock would stop going down so much every single day

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Send me a headset and I'll try it out, Zuck.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do live in metaverses, I just pick the ones with better graphics than zuckerberg's
    Sometimes I also pick metaverses with different camera angles than third person, this allows for new mechanics for my metavatar
    Sometimes, I live in metaverses where my metavatar doensn't match my origiflesh soulcarrier, those come with videoautobiographies that I can also metainmerse as if I was him, those are pretty cool

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can I pay with Linden Dollars in there?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why don’t they try to improve real life? it feels like the last 20 years we’ve gotten really good at making pixels do things but real life has barely improved.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats the thing, real life is getting continually worse and even more mundane so we've doubled down on investing in virtual reality as an escape so that we don't all an hero from living in the desert of the real.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        didn't ask you too moron

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The metaverse is such a laughably dystopia concept and the zucc runs the show so nobody can tell him no changing your brand to one stupid idea is basically suicidal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He’s a moron and unironically just got lucky

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Actual autism genius

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dumbass

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick off mark

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BACK! BACK YOU DEMON!

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    based berg

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because I"m waiting to see what other verses deliver me

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yall need meds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your company is dying zuck go back to work

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just a perfectly human male acting like a normal human male.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why does he try to do the "personable human" act? It literally does nothing but hurt his brand. He should just embrace himself as a the autist he is he would be much more likeable

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm too busy eating sweet baby rays barbeque

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have been for years...

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