Why can't Hollywood get Cyclopses right?
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Is this Hercules or Xena?
The movie Krull. That dude suffers (although a lot of the protagonist team does near the end).
The story is complete cack but the performances just about save the movie.
Even with shit makup this movie is 10x better than anything that's come out in the last two decades.
>cack
Opinion discarded.
EYE will have to give it a try
Absolutely hideous. A Cyclops wouldn't have an eye that's the size of a regular eye wtf.
You can literally see where he's squinting out with his actual eyes, 2/10 would not cyclopse again.
Hoho! EYE SEE what you did there!
Is that the actor who played Bull Shannon on Night Court? Please say yes
Yes.
Based on Best of the Worst, outside of Night Court, that guy was in a bunch of B-movies.
the plural of cyclops is cyclopes (sahy-kloh-peez)
cyclopi
>cyclopi
Perhaps Cyclopea?
They always make the eye a normal human eye, instead of a big cyclops one.
Too big an eye and it draws attention to the fact it's just shitty makeup. To make it look good you'd either need decent CGI or a prosthetic that would be too thick for the actor to see out of.
Small eye can be done right
It messes up the human face too much to ever look decent
His people traded one of their eyes for the ability to see into the future, but the Beast tricked them. The only future they see is the time of their death. If they do not accept it, great pain will be inflicted upon them (worse death).
A youtuber made a video explaining scientifically what a cyclops would look like realistically but I can't find it now.
Don't bother, no one gives a frick about your shitty le science based yourube video.
you're begging to be killed
I give a frick, please find it. All I can find is a video about how they would see.
This one. He explains how they would see in 3D and gives some potential designs
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oh fricking lindy beige are you serious? frick off
Frogs mad.
That was a fun video, thanks Anon
Oh it was
Was it Lindybeige with the sphincter eye
You have to go back
WTF are you talking about, your picrel had a top 10 all time death scene in that kino!!!!
That dude’s death is so fricked. I recently rewatched it for the first time since I was a kid, and the movie is almost cruel in how it dispatches the good guys. The old seer’s death used to terrify me, as did the dude getting sloooowly impaled by the spikes coming out of the walls, and then the cyclops probably got it worst of all. He doesn’t even get any final lines, like a “Go, and get back what was taken from you,” or anything like that. He’s just quietly and slowly crushed to death, and if you listen closely, you can even hear his bones crunching.
He knew the deal
The Cyclops' sacrifice will never not be Kino. He reaches the end of the quest and the party is cool with him leaving at the last stretch because they know there's a terrible death 100% waiting for him. Proceeds to tank for the party so they can enter and faces his death stoic ally because friends don't abandon friends when shit gets real.
In reality a cyclops eye should be smaller than a normal eye so it's less easy to get poked out
PAY THE TOLL
They nailed the cyclops in O Brother Where Art Thou.
Krull is a great fantasy film.
My headcanon cyclops is a combination of cyclops, gronn from wow, and flying polyps from love craft
If you cover up it's eye he looks like Kyle MacLachlan
What do u guys think of Tri-Klops? He's a cool dude, but rude.
Did each eye do something different? Like frost beams or lasers?
This was the actor who played the cyclops. Apparently, he couldn't see a thing with the prosthetic covering both his eyes. What a carry-on.
>carry-on.
I understood that reference
Kek how many shitty 80s fantasy films was he in?
Not enough tbqh
why are there no female cyclops?
and how come there ain't no cyclop-porn?
Anon, I …
Leave it to Harryhausen the GOD
I blame that movie for getting me into monsters and shit.
What's your favorite monster?
Rosie O'Donnell.
Damn, thought for sure you were gonna say Drew Barrymore
Charlize Theron would have been a pretty good answer.
Yeah, that's a good monster too.
But this is what a cyclops would actually look like IRL.
>J-Laws's butthole
you cheeky bastard
Lewd!
MODS!
The real cyclopses were just ancient smiths that had the sun tattooed on their foreheads.
Because they give them human skulls. In greek myths, cyclops are a race of giants
The eye will always look bad and out of place in a small human skull
But they were portrayed as having human skulls and just being humans with one eye, even in Laconian pottery.
Because the actor has two eyes and a nose occupying that area.
You guys ever hear of "Fimirs"?
They're like one eyed lizards from the game HeroesQuest.
Cyclops are known for not having an eye for good contracts.
erm...
>cyclops has eye on forehead OVER two human eye sockets
This shit pisses me off
If I wanted to see a cyclops as ugly as this, I'd shave my dogs butt and make him walk backwards.