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What a stupid name
>uhm actually most of the dinos are from the CRETACEOUS!
What would you call it?
Given the species they used in the movie Cretaceous Park would be more suitable
gay
cretaceous sounds like some coon name
Aint no one buying tickets to cretaceous park, you fricking nerds. Jurassic park sells tickets. It just rolls off the tongue better.
dumb sperg
Cretaceous Park, i cant believe nobody working on the movie let this shit pass
You don't understand marketing and aesthetics.
"Jurassic" sounds cool and exotic, plus it's easier to say. Likewise, it's smack dab the middle of the entire dinosaur era, so it's a term that represents the dinosaur age in a general sense.
"Cretaceous" sounds like nerd shit that girls would laugh at you for saying out loud.
Dinosaur park
Ancient Animal Zoological Park
Large Lizard Land
Billy and the Cloneasaurus
Jimmy's Spittoon emporium
Dinosaur Forest
The idea is that it should NOT be real. Watch the damn movie.
Read the book. Book makes it clear the dinosaurs are just moronic mutants and Hammond is running dollar store Umbrella Corp.
One time I saw blood coming out a chicken leg my mom had on a pan and I was convinced all it took to make Jurassic park irl was to fry dinosaur bones on a skillet. Wrote an essay on it in 3rd grade and all
It would probably be easier to create extremely realistic dinosaur robots than reconstruct 65 million year old DNA
You’re right but animatronics are lame
We're getting there, fully autonomous robots soon. Now imagine a T. rex sized one, programmed to wander around and emulate the animal's behaviour
Imagine if there was a the Barbie in there. What was your favorite the Barbie (2023) momement?
Laura Dern was very hot in this movie and I've never found her attractive in anything else
i want to see paul blart: jurrassic park security
I want see you die by getting eat by dnosaur
lmao he was basically in Jurassic World and was the second guy to get eaten
There’s a Nick Cage movie she looks great in but that’s about it
really? damn i think i need to rewatch the new ones
Because people would keep complaining about how the dinos don't look and act like what they've imagined since childhood.
>You cloned them wrong
>The dinos suck
>The dinos don't DO anything
I bet the trex is a b***h irl.
definitely not. All of it's adaptations suggest it was a giant opportunist that would just bully any smaller predators off their kills and steal their lunch
If this were built IRL
>Elon owns part of it, the other is some Gulf Arab conglomerate
>private security is basically a private army with top grade military equipment and weaponry
>will snag all the biotech graduates causing big Pharma to seethe
>park collapses after leftist woke employee lets loose all the dinosaurs kinda like how Vince Vaughn's character fricked up the entire party in TLW
>NNNOOOOOOOO YY-YOU CAN'T SSS-SHOOOT A TT-TREX ATTACKING GUESTS B-BBECAUSE Y-YOOUUU C-CANN'T
>>will snag all the biotech graduates causing big Pharma to seethe
Right, because the real money is in amusement parks.
I used to think it was moronic that they succeeded at genetically resurrecting dinosaurs with advanced cloning technology and then utterly failed at building a half decent zoo to contain them, but now I realize that's the most realistic depiction of corporate failure ever put on film.
But it was sabotaged by a compooter engineer durring a hurricane. Nobody saw that coming.
In the book, the place is a disaster waiting to happen, even without Nedry - the dinosaurs can barely breathe in the modern atmosphere, they constantly get sick from some of the plants they eat, their poo doesn't properly biodegrade because they don't have their original gut microbes, and, most importantly, the raptors and compys escaped months before the events of the book take place and have been breeding in the wild and escaping to the mainland.
Nedry was just a scapegoat.
Crighton's novel goes out of the way to explain the whole thing is a scam by a boomer using the third world to dodge regulations just like that fricking sub that imploded last month.
Is the book good? I’ve thought about picking it up a few times now.
Yeah it's great. From Crichton I also recommend The Andromeda Strain, Congo, and Sphere.
Jurassic World was meh but it showed how they could maintain a park for decades without incident, until they decided to make a frankenstein monster dino
DNA degrades over time
That said we could frick with chickens so they have a dino like mouth