why cant they make a proper Batman movie?
why do they always have to dumb it down, persue their own interests, and render Batman a supoorting character?
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Why can't you post on the proper board?
Wrong board
>Television & Film
Discussing TV & Film isn't allowed on the TV & Film board, anon?
No, Black person homosexual.
What was your problem with The Batman?
>yo sup dawg I heard you like subplots
What subplots were there? It's all just one plot, Batman is in every scene.
>bad dialogue
>Bruce is an emo twink
>the gimp mask
>marketed as ultra realistic but fails
>the flying squirrel suit scene
>wants to be Nolan 2.0 but failed
>blacked Gordon for some reason
>Catwoman is a black transvestite crackhead
>Riddler is a reddit shitposter
>Terrible third act
>Batmobile is a regular muscle car but BLACK
>Visuals all over the place
Bruce would be emo come on he still cries about his dead parents
he should not be a twink though, light heavyweight at bare minimum
Bruce is stoic and reserved. Not an emo manchild. There's a difference. Pattinson came off as more of the latter.
There's been several decent ones. You can't please everyone.
>why cant they make a proper Batman movie?
Idk. TDK was better than any Batman comic I've read.
4D chess plans
wanting to be caught
awful dialogue
balegrowl
whatever sort of 2deep4u message Nolan thought he had with this and rises
>4D chess plans
>wanting to be caught
Normal for Joker
> awful dialogue
It had great dialogue overall but that's besides the point. Awful dialogue is line with the comics.
> 2deep4u message
Just like comics. Are you ashamed of the source material anon?
the level of planning here was preternatural Xanatos Gambit level
>its a comic its supposed to have bad dialogue
>its a comic its supposed to have an overblown message
cope
>the level of planning here was preternatural Xanatos Gambit level
So, just like comic joker. Sorry anon.
> cope
Having bad dialogue is being comic accurate. Nolan is chicken salad out of chicken shit.
>Nolan is
is making*
Ben Affleck's movie would have been comic booky kino.
it was supposed to have a pretty over the top premise
>is being comic accurate
no it isn't
>no it isn't
Yes it is. Comics have vile, bottom of the barrel dialogue.
no they don't
Yes they do.
>the most enjoyable version of Batman wasn’t even a movie
I did not care for it assuming audience familiarity with Batman/Talia
Did you want another origin story?
no just not assuming and doing in media res like that
so this is better than Asylum in your opinion, cos that shit was cash
Eh the Arkham games in general I honestly like all four of them
...did you read the panel you included? He's saying some very mopey emo stuff, I'm guessing this is after a breakup or something. So technically you got what you wanted with The Batman.