Why cant wes make kino like this again? His last three filma sucked

Why cant wes make kino like this again? His last three filma sucked

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never enjoyed a single Wes Anderson film. The quirky bullshit ruins any and all immersion and kind of makes me want to be violent.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's literally me fr

      Filtered, buzzworded and brainlet take

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fr
        >complains about other people using buzzwords
        wes fans are brain damaged

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      royal tenenbaums is one of my favorite movies and i like darjeeling limited too, it's comfy
      but i thought the hotel one was insanely overrated, the dog isle one was dumb, life aquatic was too cartoony, and don't get me started on the pedophile one
      french dispatch was hit or miss
      at this point i'm just kinda done, i've had my fill of quirky wes anderson movies, same way i don't really look forward to watching anything with keanu reeves and never will again, enough is enough

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        did you enjoy Rushmore or the fox one?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i don't remember them well enough to say
          but i don't think i actively disliked them or anything

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wes Anderson films were all great through Moonrise Kingdom which was probably his GOAT then he did that massively overrated hotel one which was like a conscious flanderization of his otherwise pretty varied style to the point of ridiculousness and now it seems like every film that he's made afterwards is just more of the same and I've stopped caring.

        He should have followed Fantastic Mr Fox and pivoted to kids films adapted from classic midcentury IPs. I'd love to see him adapt shit like Nancy Drew or the Hardy Boys or do more stop motion Roald Dahl films or Maurice Sendak adaptations or maybe even try and tackle The Little Prince.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's allegedly got another Roald Dahl film coming out on Netflix later this year

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wes Anderson's The BFG or The Twits would be fantastic wbtpj

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              "Danny, Champion of The World" as a G-rated Rushmore for kids

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Life Aquatic was probably his 2nd best film after moonrise and it's a masterpiece of sight gags and situational humor. Very similar to the 1960s Peter Sellers Pink Panther films that way.

          People like Moonrise Kingdom? It was easily one of his worst live action films.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You just got filtered. Moonrise Kingdom is the spiritual successor to Rushmore and they're both easily his best films.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You just got filtered. Moonrise Kingdom is the spiritual successor to Rushmore and they're both easily his best films.

          i don't want to frick kids, so that might be the issue here

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who's trying to make you frick kids?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't even like Moonrise Kingdom, but you are the one making it about that. No one else seriously looks at it in that way.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you never like a girl growing up? Her name was Sam

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      mr fox is ok

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      same
      also never enjoyd any oliver stone and any spike jonze
      reddit core

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have to be white to get him

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >...Anonymous
      06/26/23(Mon)08:06:16 No.186798148
      I have never enjoyed a single Wes Anderson film. The quirky bullshit ruins any and all immersion and kind of makes me want to be violent.
      Like that time you started raging because a sparrow flew into a tree?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You actually sound like you enjoy the films of Wes Anderson.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why can't he make good films again
    >posts one of his worst reviewed films

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh reviews

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Embarrassing post

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      when he switched Owen Wilson to Noah Baumbach as his co-writer the work took a crooked nose dive.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Timothee Chalamet has to be shoe horned into everything so he can’t tell original stories

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's annoying how anderson only picks these super popular actors for his stuff, i would at least have more appreciation for him if he went and found diamonds out of the rough

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So tv no longer likes the films of wes Anderson?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did this film even have a single joke in it or was it just Bill Murray being le quirky eccentric moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about asteroid city? Worth watching with mommy milkers at the kinoplex?

      No its basically a music video
      Theres some visual gags

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Life Aquatic was probably his 2nd best film after moonrise and it's a masterpiece of sight gags and situational humor. Very similar to the 1960s Peter Sellers Pink Panther films that way.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Life aquatic filtered me for decades

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Life Aquatic also overtly references The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai a lot, another masterpiece of sight gags and absurdist situational humor.

          I loved Buckaroo Banzai as a kid and so when I first saw Life Aquatic in the theaters I knew exactly what Anderson was doing and absolutely loved it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah i hadn't seen slot of the movoes he referenced until recently. Kino homages

            The first critically praised AI generated film will be indistinguishable from a Wes Anderson film.

            Legit Theres dozens on YouTube hay

            Haven't seen the last one yet, but I honestly don't think he ever did a bad movie. The only one I'd call moronic was the dog one but even that is worth watching for the animation. I also don't get the people calling the hotel one massively overrated, I found extremely funny, probably my favourite with royal tennenbaums and mr fox. French Dispatch was pretty mixed. The framing and second story are a waste of time but the first and third ones more than compensate for them.

            French dispatch was the only one i didnt like

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    people trashed Life Aquatic back when it was released. His style has changed a lot from those early movies so not true that he makes the same movies over and over again. Writing partner does seem to make a difference

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first critically praised AI generated film will be indistinguishable from a Wes Anderson film.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't seen the last one yet, but I honestly don't think he ever did a bad movie. The only one I'd call moronic was the dog one but even that is worth watching for the animation. I also don't get the people calling the hotel one massively overrated, I found extremely funny, probably my favourite with royal tennenbaums and mr fox. French Dispatch was pretty mixed. The framing and second story are a waste of time but the first and third ones more than compensate for them.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m just glad he brought us Kara Haywood.

    The problem with Wes is his actors are so pretentious that the movies have no rewatch value.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wes Anderson is a mawkish manchild
    he's never made a good movie, all his shit is effeminate crap

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you probably watch anime

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not an argument and I don't anyways

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          rattled

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            cope

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              dilate

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                seethe much?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asteroid city was fun, but it didn't make me feel anything. Some of his older movies stab me right through the heart.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What went wrong? I heard it was too meta im not waiting til August to see it

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know people love to rush to calling things reddit, but this film is reddit incarnate. Awful film.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Cinemaphile so predictable?
    >the most popular one is shit
    >that other one that isn't well known is good
    Wow thorough analysis.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile rewards contrarian takes with (you)'s.

      For literally any director
      >Anon likes popular thing
      is maybe worth one tepid picture-less "this" comment,
      >Anons aggressively loves an otherwise stellar director's extremely moronic and ill-directed shitpost movie about a man who drinks his own pee or whatever
      is worth 20-30 replies over the course of a thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it may shock you but some people (including me) actually just enjoyed LA more than GBH

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    his movies got more and more gimmicky with time, now they look like a parody of a classic wes anderson movie
    he peaked with life aquatic

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ive only seen this and moonrise kingdom. both highly based. after mk he got too well known. so i would skip all those and watch the older stuff first

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asteroid City was good, people have been saying he's been self-parodying himself for a decade but that one seriously felt like he was making a mockery of himself. It was depressing. The AI-generated quality of the script is probably intentional. Despite all that it still had his soul.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I wonder if it remembers me

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favorites from him are:

    1. Fantastic mr fox
    2. Rushmore
    3. Hotel Budapest
    4. Moonrise kingdom

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rushmore and Bottlerocket are his only two good movies. It’s been down hill ever since.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't argue with that

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember anything about this movie except that I felt like I never wanna see it again.

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