Based Dad. I tried explaining the internet to my dad multiple times and he just rejected the idea out of principle. It was frustrating
>so you can literally search for anything you want >No >But you like cooking and you watch cooking shows, you could watch exactly the one you want and search for specific recipies and types of food instead of just getting stuck with whatever random episode is on >no >you like sports, you could watch old highlights and interviews and clips shows >no >you like music. You used to be in a band. You could watch all kinds of stuff about your favorite gutarists. Concerts, videos, lessons on technique.. >no >you like women. You can find any sort of porn you want. Literally ANY kind. >no >you were complaining about how you have to drive to a different city to find any decent stores. But you can buy literally anything you want and have it delivered to your house. You don't even need to go outside >no
I always felt like one of these days I'd get him to turn the corner but now he's dead so...yeah.
>ya know, just when I thought boomers couldn't get any dumber, one them goes and does something like this.... >AND TOTALLY REDEEMS THEMSELVES!
Maybe they do have certain things in life figured out that we don't.
Dad and I would sometimes wake up early in the morning to watch the Stooges on TV Land, both of us absolutely shitting ourselves laughing would always wake up Mom, frick you Mom
we didn't have the channel that aired them so my dad would tape them at his work and then we'd watch them when he got home. literally my only happy memory about that old frick
They don't understand what bants between bros actually is, whether it's vocal or physical they think we actually don't like eachother. They don't have a female equivalent.
I discovered this when hanging out with this chick and a group of friends, we were all exchanging "your momma is so fat jokes" it was clear from her additions she didn't understand that the 2nd part of the joke is what is funny. it's often a clever pun or way of describing the obesity, that's the comedy, she thought we were just insulting eachother. >your mama is so fat she hates her self and can't even wipe her own ass.
It was awkward but very enlightening
>They don't have a female equivalent.
This. IF a woman were to "bant" with another woman, they would seethe over it for the rest of their lives. They cannot take negativity, ESPECIALLY from another woman
Counterpoint: I am watching an episode now, and they're playing an old-timey game where they play for "onesies" and "twoesies," and Moe gets mad at Curly for playing for onesies, so he says "oh yeah? here's twosies" and pokes him in the eye, then Curly says something moronic so Moe says "and here's fivesies" and slaps him in the face.
That's the funniest shit I've heard in a fricking month.
Shemp was underrated and did the stooges justice when Curly passed.
Curly Joe was an insufferable homosexual who was only added because he looked/talked like the original. He didn't even do slapstick. Frick that guy. Even if I liked the 1970s Stooge Cartoons.
When I met my fiancé she told me about Curly's stroke and revealed that she can quote Squareheads of the Round Table line for line. Her dad has an excel spreadsheet where he ranks his favorite episodes and the best bits from each. We're not oldgays either which makes it more special to me that somebody can appreciate Moe getting the piss beaten out of him.
Shemp getting fricked up by the ironing board in Sing a Song of Six Pants makes me laugh until it hurts no matter how many times I watch it. That, and Emil Sitka howling like a moron in All Gummed Up
Spook Louder
Violent Is the Word For Curly
The Ghost Talks
Hoi Polloi
They Stooge to Conga
3 Dumb Clucks
Hold That Lion!
A Plumbing We Will Go
Healthy, Wealthy and Dumb
Punch Drunks
My dad just discovered youtube this year and all he uses it for is look up three stooges episodes. Fricking love that shit.
Are you my brother?
Based Dad. I tried explaining the internet to my dad multiple times and he just rejected the idea out of principle. It was frustrating
>so you can literally search for anything you want
>No
>But you like cooking and you watch cooking shows, you could watch exactly the one you want and search for specific recipies and types of food instead of just getting stuck with whatever random episode is on
>no
>you like sports, you could watch old highlights and interviews and clips shows
>no
>you like music. You used to be in a band. You could watch all kinds of stuff about your favorite gutarists. Concerts, videos, lessons on technique..
>no
>you like women. You can find any sort of porn you want. Literally ANY kind.
>no
>you were complaining about how you have to drive to a different city to find any decent stores. But you can buy literally anything you want and have it delivered to your house. You don't even need to go outside
>no
I always felt like one of these days I'd get him to turn the corner but now he's dead so...yeah.
My dad but with old cartoons instead
>ya know, just when I thought boomers couldn't get any dumber, one them goes and does something like this....
>AND TOTALLY REDEEMS THEMSELVES!
Maybe they do have certain things in life figured out that we don't.
Dad and I would sometimes wake up early in the morning to watch the Stooges on TV Land, both of us absolutely shitting ourselves laughing would always wake up Mom, frick you Mom
Same. My dad would get up at like 5-7 AM to tape Three Stooges for me. Or we’d just rent the tapes. Absolute kino.
we didn't have the channel that aired them so my dad would tape them at his work and then we'd watch them when he got home. literally my only happy memory about that old frick
they always aired really early on Sunday mornings here along with Little Rascals and Our Gang
They don't understand what bants between bros actually is, whether it's vocal or physical they think we actually don't like eachother. They don't have a female equivalent.
I discovered this when hanging out with this chick and a group of friends, we were all exchanging "your momma is so fat jokes" it was clear from her additions she didn't understand that the 2nd part of the joke is what is funny. it's often a clever pun or way of describing the obesity, that's the comedy, she thought we were just insulting eachother.
>your mama is so fat she hates her self and can't even wipe her own ass.
It was awkward but very enlightening
>They don't have a female equivalent.
This. IF a woman were to "bant" with another woman, they would seethe over it for the rest of their lives. They cannot take negativity, ESPECIALLY from another woman
yo mama so fat she has a massive heart attack at age 47 and needed heart surgery. She still can't walk very well.
>your mama is so fat she hates her self and can't even wipe her own ass
I'm using that next time
>it's often a clever pun or way of describing the obesity
bait?
You're either a woman or have never heard a yo mama so fat joke
Yo mama is so fat, the bait you thought I was slinging saw her and thought, "were gonna need a bigger boat"
Recommend me a Stooges episode right fricking now I am so depressed please
We Want Our Mummy.
A Plumbing We Will Go
Disorder in the Court
I tried watching it and was seething with anger at how stupid and unfunny and spiritually regressive it all is.
Counterpoint: I am watching an episode now, and they're playing an old-timey game where they play for "onesies" and "twoesies," and Moe gets mad at Curly for playing for onesies, so he says "oh yeah? here's twosies" and pokes him in the eye, then Curly says something moronic so Moe says "and here's fivesies" and slaps him in the face.
That's the funniest shit I've heard in a fricking month.
If it's that murder trial one, I like that gag where Moe tells Curly (I think) to grab his own ear and then pulls him by the elbow.
I hear they recently legalized the perfect treatment option for you up in Canada. Also, YWNBAW
femanon detected
No, just an adult who doesn't like moronic American humour.
eurogay detected
Actually Australian.
>Actually Australian.
You got a problem with Australians?
I'm beginning too.
>No, just an adult who doesn't like moronic American humor.
If I was a woman I would not have such awfully coloured nails and meaty hands.
>If
YWNBAM
femanon detected
oh a wise guy eh?
*pokes you in the eye and bops you on the head*
spread out
Larrychads rise up
shemp was the best stooge
Redpill me on Shemp, Shemppill me
yup
Curly mogs Shemp with ease
Shemp was better at physical comedy
Shemp was underrated and did the stooges justice when Curly passed.
Curly Joe was an insufferable homosexual who was only added because he looked/talked like the original. He didn't even do slapstick. Frick that guy. Even if I liked the 1970s Stooge Cartoons.
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>3 low-IQ manchildren running around hitting eachother with sound-effects is le heckin funny!
bros I love the 3 stooges so much
My favorite episode is when he plays 'pop goes the weasel' & Curly BTFO's everyone in sight
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>poor barely employable morons dress better than rich people today
sad
>AHHH! A TARANTULER
Moe is their leader.
soitenly
WHOAH!!! REALLY????
No fricking shit genius, any true fan knows that.
nyuk nyuk nyuk
Great CGI. It really looks like the actor performed a practical stunt.
is this the one where he actually broke his ribs but still completed the take
Yes
Reminder that they were all israeli. If you enjoy the ~~*Three Stooges*~~ you're enjoying anti-white propaganda.
They’re honorary aryans due to the sheer volume of yuks and nyuks provided
self-immolate without hesitation
Get a load of this humorless /misc/tard chud everybody.
They're all victims of soicumstance!
You're welcome to attempt to explain where the 3 Stooges are anti-White propaganda. Protip: you can't.
I can’t imagine anything with less propaganda than Three Stooges. Please log off for the day.
>block's you're path
i'm not a fan of slapstick, too low iq for me
My mother laughs at them
This chad also makes women seethe for some reason.
The very first episode (or was it second) being about the woman haters club might have something to do with it
When I met my fiancé she told me about Curly's stroke and revealed that she can quote Squareheads of the Round Table line for line. Her dad has an excel spreadsheet where he ranks his favorite episodes and the best bits from each. We're not oldgays either which makes it more special to me that somebody can appreciate Moe getting the piss beaten out of him.
>tfw I'm shemp and I found my christina
Tell your wife Cinemaphile says nyuk nyuk nyuk
3 stooges is one of the few things that can make you laugh like you are high, without the drugs.
Shemp getting fricked up by the ironing board in Sing a Song of Six Pants makes me laugh until it hurts no matter how many times I watch it. That, and Emil Sitka howling like a moron in All Gummed Up
Laurel and Hardy > Three Stooges > Marx Bros
Abbott and Costello >Laurel and Hardy
For me, it's the ice-cube-up-the-stairs sketch.
I thought this was a meme until a few weeks ago when I was watching it and my wife couldn't understand why and got annoyed. I was laughing my ass off
They were ripped off by more powerful israelites.
Why do you think they had to keep it up so long?
Moe just wanted to grill for Christ's sake.
Old israelites like The Three Stooges, The Marx Brothers, Meyer Lansky, and Lepke Buchalter were cool, they had to be tough.
Jack Benny is the best funny israelite.
>That great, great Polish actor Joseph Tura...
>Meyer Lansky
>cool
for me, its https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvVXRc_iDlY
Nobody appreciates this, unless they're moronic boomers.
Best shorts in no particular order:
Spook Louder
Violent Is the Word For Curly
The Ghost Talks
Hoi Polloi
They Stooge to Conga
3 Dumb Clucks
Hold That Lion!
A Plumbing We Will Go
Healthy, Wealthy and Dumb
Punch Drunks
One of the best threads to ever grace Cinemaphile. Men's TV is life affirming. Women's is degenerate and deluded.